Diamond Dallas Page Vs "Big D" Cal Davis Johnny Bones - This next match is a A Weapon's Match!!... Johnny Bones - [Diamond Dallas Page steps out of the entrance area, the crowd boos, a fan holds a "Diamond Dallas Page will lose!!" sign in front of the camera] Coming down the aisle, weighing 255 pounds, from Jersey Shores, the man you love to hate, Diiiaaamooond Daaallaaas Paaageee!!!!!!!!!!! [Diamond Dallas Page makes his way to the ring.] Johnny Bones - And his opponent, Coming down the Aisle, from San Francisco, California, weighing in at 235 pounds, He stands 6', accompanied to the ring by "Princess" Yukiko Shuyama & Kimona, "Biiig D" Caaal Daaaviiis!!!! ["Big D" Cal Davis walks to the ring.] [Ding, Ding, Ding] Paul Diamond - Big D slams a 2x4 across the face of Diamond Dallas Page! Big D grabs a piece of barbedwire and raked it across Diamond Dallas Page's face!! "Big D" Cal Davis grabs a fire extinguisher and sprays Diamond Dallas Page in the eyes! Diamond Dallas Page's temporarily blinded! Big D grabs the barbedwire chain and nails Diamond Dallas Page across the back The Informer - Diamond Dallas Page slams a pipe against Davis's mouth! Oh damn there went a tooth! Diamond Dallas Page grabs a stun gun and shocks the shit out of Davis Diamond Dallas Page picks up the steel steps and slams it into "Big D" Cal Davis hard Paul Diamond - Diamond Dallas Page tosses a handful of tacks into Davis's eyes!! DDP busts Big D open with a broken bottle! Diamond Dallas Page nails "Big D" Cal Davis with a fire extinguisher The Informer - Big D runs at Diamond Dallas Page full force and nails Diamond Dallas Page with a belt!! "Big D" Cal Davis grabs a pair of brass knuckles and punches Diamond Dallas Page in the head!! Paul Diamond - DDP hits Big D repeatedly with a chair!! "Big D" Cal Davis runs at Diamond Dallas Page full force and nails Diamond Dallas Page with a belt!! Big D grabs the barbedwire chain and nails Diamond Dallas Page across the back Davis grabs a fire extinguisher and sprays DDP in the eyes! Diamond Dallas Page's temporarily blinded! The Informer - DDP nails "Big D" Cal Davis with a fire extinguisher "Big D" Cal Davis grabs a piece of barbedwire and raked it across Diamond Dallas Page's face!! Davis grabs the barbedwire chain and nails DDP across the back "Big D" Cal Davis slams a pipe against Diamond Dallas Page's mouth! Oh damn there went a tooth! Davis grabs a stun gun and shocks the shit out of Diamond Dallas Page Paul Diamond - Davis nails Diamond Dallas Page with a fire extinguisher DDP grabs a piece of barbedwire and raked it across Davis's face!! Diamond Dallas Page grabs the barbedwire chain and nails Big D across the back Diamond Dallas Page grabs a pair of brass knuckles and punches "Big D" Cal Davis in the head!! Diamond Dallas Page slams a pipe against Big D's mouth! Oh damn there went a tooth! Diamond Dallas Page grabs a stun gun and shocks the shit out of "Big D" Cal Davis The Informer - Big D picks up the steel steps and slams it into DDP hard Diamond Dallas Page tosses a handful of tacks into "Big D" Cal Davis's eyes!! Diamond Dallas Page busts Davis open with a broken bottle! DDP hits Big D repeatedly with a chair!! "Big D" Cal Davis grabs a pair of brass knuckles and punches Diamond Dallas Page in the head!! Davis runs at Diamond Dallas Page full force and nails Diamond Dallas Page with a belt!! Paul Diamond - DDP runs at Davis full force and nails Davis with a belt!! DDP slams a pipe against "Big D" Cal Davis's mouth! Oh damn there went a tooth! The Informer - Diamond Dallas Page busts Davis open with a broken bottle! "Big D" Cal Davis grabs a fire extinguisher and sprays DDP in the eyes! DDP's temporarily blinded! Diamond Dallas Page hits Big D repeatedly with a chair!! DDP nails "Big D" Cal Davis with a fire extinguisher Big D grabs a piece of barbedwire and raked it across DDP's face!! Paul Diamond - Diamond Dallas Page tosses a handful of tacks into Davis's eyes!! Diamond Dallas Page busts "Big D" Cal Davis open with a broken bottle! "Big D" Cal Davis slams a pipe against DDP's mouth! Oh damn there went a tooth! "Big D" Cal Davis grabs a stun gun and shocks the shit out of Diamond Dallas Page The Informer - DDP runs at Big D full force and nails Big D with a belt!! DDP grabs the barbedwire chain and nails "Big D" Cal Davis across the back DDP picks up the steel steps and slams it into Davis hard Paul Diamond - Big D runs at Diamond Dallas Page full force and nails DDP with a belt!! "Big D" Cal Davis grabs the barbedwire chain and nails DDP across the back Diamond Dallas Page hits "Big D" Cal Davis repeatedly with a chair!! "Big D" Cal Davis slams a pipe against Diamond Dallas Page's mouth! Oh damn there went a tooth! "Big D" Cal Davis grabs a stun gun and shocks the shit out of Diamond Dallas Page Davis grabs a pair of brass knuckles and punches DDP in the head!! The Informer - DDP slams a pipe against Big D's mouth! Oh damn there went a tooth! DDP grabs a stun gun and shocks the shit out of "Big D" Cal Davis Big D hits DDP repeatedly with a chair!! Diamond Dallas Page slams a pipe against Davis's mouth! Oh damn there went a tooth! DDP grabs a stun gun and shocks the shit out of "Big D" Cal Davis DDP grabs a fire extinguisher and sprays "Big D" Cal Davis in the eyes! Big D's temporarily blinded! Paul Diamond - Diamond Dallas Page nails Davis with a fire extinguisher Davis grabs a piece of barbedwire and raked it across Diamond Dallas Page's face!! Diamond Dallas Page tosses a handful of tacks into "Big D" Cal Davis's eyes!! DDP busts Big D open with a broken bottle! Big D grabs a pair of brass knuckles and punches Diamond Dallas Page in the head!! "Big D" Cal Davis grabs the barbedwire chain and nails DDP across the back The Informer - "Big D" Cal Davis hits Diamond Dallas Page repeatedly with a chair!! Diamond Dallas Page runs at Big D full force and nails Davis with a belt!! DDP grabs the barbedwire chain and nails Davis across the back Diamond Dallas Page grabs the barbedwire chain and nails "Big D" Cal Davis across the back DDP grabs a piece of barbedwire and raked it across Davis's face!! Paul Diamond - Big D picks up the steel steps and slams it into Diamond Dallas Page hard DDP nails "Big D" Cal Davis with a fire extinguisher "Big D" Cal Davis grabs a piece of barbedwire and raked it across Diamond Dallas Page's face!! Big D runs at Diamond Dallas Page full force and nails Diamond Dallas Page with a belt!! The Informer - Diamond Dallas Page nails "Big D" Cal Davis with a fire extinguisher "Big D" Cal Davis grabs the barbedwire chain and nails Diamond Dallas Page across the back Davis grabs a fire extinguisher and sprays DDP in the eyes! DDP's temporarily blinded! Paul Diamond - "Big D" Cal Davis grabs the barbedwire chain and nails DDP across the back Big D slams a pipe against Diamond Dallas Page's mouth! Oh damn there went a tooth! Big D is on the outside, He's looking under the ring for something... He has a table!! He throws the table into the ring, Wait a minute, DDP has brass knuckles..... WHACK!! Cal Davis is out!! The Informer - DDP is setting up the table in the corner... He grabs Davis by the hair and lifts him to his feet. Diamond Dallas Page lifts "Big D" Cal Davis onto the top ropes... He's signaling for the Diamond Cutter off the top through the table!! Wait!! There's Siko Shuyama!! He has a chair!! WHACK!!! HE JUST NAILED DDP IN THE BACK OF THE HEAD WITH THAT CHAIR!! Paul Diamond - Diamond Dallas Page is bleeding from the back of his head due to that chair shot!! "Big D" Cal Davis climbs down from the top slowly... he is still shaken up... Siko Shuyama sets up DDP on top, SIKO-PLEX THROUGH THE TABLE!!! OH MY!!! Siko Shuyama pulls Cal Davis over DDP... Mike Hunter counts... 1.... 2.... 3!!! ["Big D" Cal Davis won the match in 33 minutes and 15 seconds.] Johnny Bones - Ladies and Gentlemen, here is your winner... "Biiig D" Caaal Daaaviiis!!! The Informer - Wait a minute, this is sick!! Princess and Kimona are beating up on Kimberly!! Thats not right!! Cal Davis and Siko Shuyama are smashing all kinds of objects over DDP's head.... Beer Bottles, Baseball Bats, Chairs, YOU NAME IT!! Paul Diamond - Oh No, they have a sledge hammer...... DING!!!!!! OH MY GOD!!! THEY JUST HIT DDP IN THE JEWELS WITH THAT SLEDGEHAMMER!!! Now what's this!??!? The Informer - They're dragging DDP out to the entrance ramp, under the EWA Big Screen... What the hell?? The ACO's symbol is lowering from the roof!! Its a gigantic wooden daggar! They're tieing DDP to the daggar, NO!! DONT TELL ME!! Paul Diamond - THEY'RE CRUSIFYING HIM!! STOP THAT!! Here come some EWA Officials... Stop this madness!! The Informer - Wait a minute, something just sparked The ACO! "Big D" Cal Davis - You'll fire us on the spot?!?!?!? No, this is just the beginning of the ACO's rise and Tom Stone's fall. Paul Diamond - WHAT?!?! Is this guy on drugs?? Wait a minute, look at the ring... Kimona and Princess are beating on Kimberly... OUCH!! WHAT WAS THAT!??! The Informer - That was the "Smackdown"!! A powerbomb into a neckbreaker!!! FINALLY, The ACO are outta here!! All 4 of them... Paul Diamond - Kimberly and Diamond Dallas Page are being carried away on streatchers... The ACO will pay.....