La Parka
                                Vs
                           Tony Jabronie
Johnny Rotten - This next match is a scheduled for one fall...

Johnny Rotten - Coming down the aisle, weighing 237 pounds, [fans
hold up La Parka sucks signs] La Parka. 

[La Parka makes his way to the ring.]

Johnny Rotten - And his opponent, [The crowd is on they're feet for
Tony Jabronie. ] Ladies and Gentlemen, from Unknown, Introducing Tooony
Jaaabroooniiieee!!! [The chants over power the announcement] 

[Tony Jabronie walks to the ring.]

[Ring, Ring, Ring]

The Informer - Tony Jabronie with closed fists to the face of La Parka!
Those are devastating!!! Tony Jabronie scoops him up fall away slam!!!
Boston crab being applied by Tony Jabronie... all he has to do is turn
him over. 

Paul Diamond -  He may have him with that.. NOOO!! La Parka got out
of that at the last second! 

The Informer - Tony Jabronie is trying to pull La Parka back to his
feet. La Parka with an eye gouge!! Down goes Tony Jabronie! Tony
Jabronie moving back to his feet La Parka scoops him up... and falls
backwards!!

Paul Diamond -  Pinning combination by Tony Jabronie... 1... 2... Kickout!!
La Parka with the hair of Tony Jabronie.... What a sissy!!!

The Informer -  Looks like he's setting him up for something... La Parka 
is trying to roll him over into a boston crab.... No!! La Parka lost his balance
and fell forward into the crotch area of Tony Jabronie!!!

Paul Diamond -  La Parka's corps falls on Tony Jabronie... Mike Hunter counts
the pin... 1... 2.... 3!!!!!!!!

[La Parka won the match in 11 minutes and 28 seconds.]

Johnny Rotten - Ladies and Gentlemen, here is your winner... Laaa Paaarkaaa