Revolution~X©
                                  Vs
                               La Parka
Johnny Rotten - This next match is a scheduled for one fall and is a....
EXTREMELY Handicap Match...

Johnny Rotten - [A sign reads "La Parka will win!"] Ladies and Gentlemen,
from Tijuana, Cuba, Introducing La Parka. 

[La Parka makes his way to the ring.]

Johnny Rotten - And his opponents, at a total combined weight of 4675,
the team of Revolution~X©!!

[They move down to the ring]

Paul Diamond -  Looks like La Parka is going to start this match against
Mankind.

[Ding, Ding, Ding]

The Informer - Mankind kicks La Parka in the gut... Double Arm DDT!! Mankind
locks on the Mandible Claw!! Mike Hunter is calling for the be-No!! Mankind
released the hold!! He's tagging in Bradshaw

Paul Diamond - Bradshaw drags La Parka's body over to the corner... He sets him
up.... The Noose!!! OH MY GOD!! La Parka is going to dislocate his neck... Bradshaw
is STANDING On the top ropes applying The Noose!!

The Informer - Bradshaw gets down, tags in Triple H.... Triple H lifts La Parka...
THE CROTHCH DROP!!! Triple H picks up La Parka, and leaves him there wobbling!!!

Paul Diamond - Triple H tags in Shawn Michaels... Shawn Michaels sets up... Sweet Chin
Music!!!!! La Parka falls into the corner... Shawn Michaels tags in X~Pac!! X~Pac runs 
to the corner... 6-Ball In The Corner Pac-It!!!! X~Pac lifts him to his feet.... TORNADO
DDT!!!! X~Pac tags in Diesel!!

The Informer - Diesel sets him up, JACKNIFE!!!!!! Diesel tags in Sycho Sid... Sid sets
him up, POWERBOMB!!!! Sid goes over to Damian, and tags him in... Damian sets up La Parka...
Sudden Destiny!!!!!! Damian tags in Deuce....

Paul Diamond - Deuce moves in... RIDDLE BOX!!!!!! Deuce tags in The Godfather... The 
Godfather lifts La Parka... The Pimp Drop!!! This Match is a JOKE!!!

The Informer - The Godfather tags in Siko Shuyama... La Parka gets set-up on top...
SIKO-PLEX!!! Siko tags in Badd Ass Billy Gunn... Billy Gunn sets up La Parka... Piledriver!!

Paul Diamond -  Badd Ass tags in TNT... TNT sets up La Parka...... The Flames Of Extinction!!!

The Informer - TNT tags in Razor Ramon... Wait a minute... Ramon has a mic....

Razor Ramon - AHHAH!! This is a Team Ballz member?? This is one of the guys RX has to fight
at the PPV.... You gotta be joking!!!

Paul Diamond - Razor Ramon throws the mic at La Parka's head, La Parka falls over... Razor
Ramon puts his foot on La Parka's face... Mike Hunter counts, 1... 2.... 3!!!!!!!

[Obviously, Revolution~X© won the match in 11 minutes and 24 seconds.]

Johnny Rotten - Ladies and Gentlemen, here are your winners...
Reeevoooluuutiiioon~X©!!!!!!!!!!!!!