The Rock: Well well well. It looks as though the Rock is back. Well, let me tell you this. The Rock is back, meaner than before, better than ever. The Rock has had some problems in the past, but that is all now, as he said, in the past. This is the new era. This is the Rock's era. This is a new generation. This is the new EWA generation. And the Rock just started it. It has come to the great one's attention that many new faces showed up while the Rock was absent. In fact, lets talk a bit about my absence. You see, The Rock was not injured. The Rock was not on medication. The Rock was definitely not in re-hab. The Rock has been training hard to control the tv, and drink some diet coke. Because you see, The Rock was doing what he does best. And that's simply doing whatever the great one wants. If the Rock wants to go out and have a diet coke, the Rock will go out and have a diet coke. If the Rock wants to get out of here, and come back whenever he please, you can be com-damn-pletely sure he will do it. Because well, The Rock is the leader of the new EWA generation. The Rock commands, you do. The Rock asks, you answer. That's the new generation. The Rock has been on top of everything since day one. But since there are some not believers around, the great one's willing to get it on with each and everyone of every candy assed that wants to step in the ring. Horsemen, Conejo, Payaso, gato perro, marica, whoever. Let the Rock take you into a trip down to the Bottom. The Rock Bottom. And then, as the Rock looks straight at you, with the people's eyebrow raise high above his eyes, and the people's intensity glows in his eyes, and the millions....

*The Rock here stops, and takes a deep sigh, gasps a moment and then goes on*

The Rock:...and millions of the Rock fans are chanting his name, whoever steps with me will notice what a good beating is. The Rock will simply walk down the people's aisle, raise the people's eyebrow and then commence on laying the smack down on each and everyone of your RUDY-POO candy asses, if you SMEEEEElll, what the Rock...is...cookin'