Shawn Michaels Vs The Road~Dogg Jesse Jammes Howard Finkel - This next match is a A Hardcore Match!!... Howard Finkel - [The EWA Corperate's Theme starts to play Boos and Shawn Michaels sucks chants fill the arena.] Ladies and Gentlemen, from San Antonio, Texas, Shaaawn Miiichaaaeeels!!! [Shawn Michaels makes his way to the ring.] Howard Finkel - And his opponent, Coming down the aisle, Accompanied by Chyna, weighing 230 pounds, [Fans cheer as The Road~Dogg Jesse Jammes walks out] Theee Roooaaad~Dooogg Jeeesseee Jaaammeees!!! [The Road~Dogg Jesse Jammes walks to the ring.] [The Bell Rings and the match officially begins] Paul Diamond - The Road Dogg slams a 2x4 across the face of Shawn Michaels! Shawn Michaels hits The Road Dogg repeatedly with a chair!! The Road~Dogg Jesse Jammes grabs a pair of brass knuckles and punches Shawn Michaels in the head!! The Informer - The Road Dogg picks up the steel steps and slams it into Shawn Michaels hard HBK nails The Road Dogg with a fire extinguisher Paul Diamond - Shawn Michaels tosses a handful of tacks into The Road~Dogg Jesse Jammes's eyes!! Shawn Michaels busts The Road~Dogg Jesse Jammes open with a broken bottle! The Road~Dogg Jesse Jammes slams a pipe against Shawn Michaels's mouth! Oh damn there went a tooth! The Informer - The Road~Dogg Jesse Jammes grabs a stun gun and shocks the shit out of HBK. The Road Dogg grabs the barbedwire chain and nails Shawn Michaels across the back The Road~Dogg Jesse Jammes grabs a piece of barbedwire and raked it across HBK's face!! Paul Diamond - The Road~Dogg Jesse Jammes grabs a fire extinguisher and sprays HBK in the eyes! Shawn Michaels's temporarily blinded! The Road~Dogg Jesse Jammes runs at HBK full force and nails HBK with a belt!! Shawn Michaels tosses a handful of tacks into The Road Dogg's eyes!! Shawn Michaels busts The Road Dogg open with a broken bottle! The Road~Dogg Jesse Jammes grabs a fire extinguisher and sprays Shawn Michaels in the eyes! Shawn Michaels's temporarily blinded! The Road~Dogg Jesse Jammes slams a pipe against Shawn Michaels's mouth! Oh damn there went a tooth! The Informer - The Road~Dogg Jesse Jammes busts HBK open with a broken bottle! The Road~Dogg Jesse Jammes hits HBK repeatedly with a chair!! Paul Diamond - HBK grabs a fire extinguisher and sprays The Road~Dogg Jesse Jammes in the eyes! The Road~Dogg Jesse Jammes's temporarily blinded! HBK grabs the barbedwire chain and nails The Road Dogg across the back The Informer - The Road~Dogg Jesse Jammes runs at Shawn Michaels full force and nails Shawn Michaels with a belt!! The Road~Dogg Jesse Jammes grabs a piece of barbedwire and raked it across Shawn Michaels's face!! Shawn Michaels hits The Road~Dogg Jesse Jammes repeatedly with a chair!! The Road~Dogg Jesse Jammes picks up the steel steps and slams it into HBK hard Shawn Michaels nails The Road~Dogg Jesse Jammes with a fire extinguisher The Road Dogg grabs a pair of brass knuckles and punches HBK in the head!! Paul Diamond - The Road~Dogg Jesse Jammes grabs a fire extinguisher and sprays HBK in the eyes! Shawn Michaels's temporarily blinded! The Road~Dogg Jesse Jammes slams a pipe against Shawn Michaels's mouth! Oh damn there went a tooth! The Road~Dogg Jesse Jammes grabs a stun gun and shocks the shit out of Shawn Michaels The Road Dogg grabs a fire extinguisher and sprays HBK in the eyes! HBK's temporarily blinded! The Road~Dogg Jesse Jammes slams a pipe against Shawn Michaels's mouth! Oh damn there went a tooth! The Road~Dogg Jesse Jammes grabs a stun gun and shocks the shit out of Shawn Michaels The Informer - The Road Dogg grabs a piece of barbedwire and raked it across HBK's face!! Shawn Michaels tosses a handful of tacks into The Road Dogg's eyes!! Shawn Michaels busts The Road Dogg open with a broken bottle! The Road Dogg runs at Shawn Michaels full force and nails HBK with a belt!! Paul Diamond - The Road Dogg picks up the steel steps and slams it into Shawn Michaels hard The Road Dogg slams a pipe against Shawn Michaels's mouth! Oh damn there went a tooth! The Road~Dogg Jesse Jammes grabs a stun gun and shocks the shit out of Shawn Michaels The Road~Dogg Jesse Jammes grabs a piece of barbedwire and raked it across Shawn Michaels's face!! The Road~Dogg Jesse Jammes grabs the barbedwire chain and nails Shawn Michaels across the back The Informer - The Road Dogg grabs a fire extinguisher and sprays Shawn Michaels in the eyes! Shawn Michaels's temporarily blinded! The Road~Dogg Jesse Jammes picks up the steel steps and slams it into HBK hard Shawn Michaels hits The Road~Dogg Jesse Jammes repeatedly with a chair!! The Road~Dogg Jesse Jammes grabs a pair of brass knuckles and punches HBK in the head!! The Road~Dogg Jesse Jammes grabs a fire extinguisher and sprays Shawn Michaels in the eyes! HBK's temporarily blinded! Paul Diamond - HBK slams a pipe against The Road~Dogg Jesse Jammes's mouth! Oh damn there went a tooth! Shawn Michaels grabs a stun gun and shocks the shit out of The Road~Dogg Jesse Jammes The Road~Dogg Jesse Jammes nails Shawn Michaels with a fire extinguisher HBK grabs a fire extinguisher and sprays The Road~Dogg Jesse Jammes in the eyes! The Road~Dogg Jesse Jammes's temporarily blinded! The Informer - Shawn Michaels runs at The Road~Dogg Jesse Jammes full force and nails The Road~Dogg Jesse Jammes with a belt!! Shawn Michaels grabs the barbedwire chain and nails The Road Dogg across the back The Road~Dogg Jesse Jammes hits Shawn Michaels repeatedly with a chair!! Shawn Michaels grabs a fire extinguisher and sprays The Road~Dogg Jesse Jammes in the eyes! The Road Dogg's temporarily blinded! Paul Diamond - The Road~Dogg Jesse Jammes nails Shawn Michaels with a fire extinguisher The Road Dogg tosses a handful of tacks into Shawn Michaels's eyes!! The Road~Dogg Jesse Jammes busts Shawn Michaels open with a broken bottle! Shawn Michaels picks up the steel steps and slams it into The Road~Dogg Jesse Jammes hard The Informer - Shawn Michaels tosses a handful of tacks into The Road Dogg's eyes!! HBK busts The Road~Dogg Jesse Jammes open with a broken bottle! Paul Diamond - The Road~Dogg Jesse Jammes grabs a piece of barbedwire and raked it across HBK's face!! The Road~Dogg Jesse Jammes runs at Shawn Michaels full force and nails Shawn Michaels with a belt!! The Road~Dogg Jesse Jammes slams a pipe against Shawn Michaels's mouth! Oh damn there went a tooth! The Road~Dogg Jesse Jammes grabs a stun gun and shocks the shit out of Shawn Michaels The Road Dogg picks up the steel steps and slams it into Shawn Michaels hard The Road~Dogg Jesse Jammes grabs a pair of brass knuckles and punches HBK in the head!! The Informer - The Road Dogg picks up the steel steps and slams it into Shawn Michaels hard HBK hits The Road Dogg repeatedly with a chair!! The Road~Dogg Jesse Jammes grabs a pair of brass knuckles and punches Shawn Michaels in the head!! The Road~Dogg Jesse Jammes grabs a fire extinguisher and sprays Shawn Michaels in the eyes! Shawn Michaels's temporarily blinded! Paul Diamond - HBK hits The Road~Dogg Jesse Jammes repeatedly with a chair!! The Road~Dogg Jesse Jammes runs at HBK full force and nails Shawn Michaels with a belt!! The Road~Dogg Jesse Jammes grabs the barbedwire chain and nails HBK across the back Shawn Michaels nails The Road~Dogg Jesse Jammes with a fire extinguisher The Informer - Shawn Michaels grabs the barbedwire chain and nails The Road Dogg across the back HBK slams a pipe against The Road~Dogg Jesse Jammes's mouth! Oh damn there went a tooth! HBK grabs a stun gun and shocks the shit out of The Road~Dogg Jesse Jammes The Road~Dogg Jesse Jammes hits HBK repeatedly with a chair!! HBK picks up the steel steps and slams it into The Road~Dogg Jesse Jammes hard The Road Dogg tosses a handful of tacks into Shawn Michaels's eyes!! Paul Diamond - The Road~Dogg Jesse Jammes grabs a stun gun and shocks the shit out of Shawn Michaels The Road~Dogg Jesse Jammes grabs a piece of barbedwire and raked it across HBK's face!! Shawn Michaels tosses a handful of tacks into The Road Dogg's eyes!! Shawn Michaels busts The Road~Dogg Jesse Jammes open with a broken bottle! Shawn Michaels tosses a handful of tacks into The Road~Dogg Jesse Jammes's eyes!! The Informer - HBK grabs a stun gun and shocks the shit out of The Road~Dogg Jesse Jammes HBK picks up the steel steps and slams it into The Road~Dogg Jesse Jammes hard Shawn Michaels grabs a piece of barbedwire and raked it across The Road Dogg's face!! The Road~Dogg Jesse Jammes hits Shawn Michaels repeatedly with a chair!! Shawn Michaels grabs a pair of brass knuckles and punches The Road Dogg in the head!! Shawn Michaels grabs a fire extinguisher and sprays The Road~Dogg Jesse Jammes in the eyes! The Road~Dogg Jesse Jammes's temporarily blinded! Paul Diamond - The Road~Dogg Jesse Jammes runs at HBK full force and nails Shawn Michaels with a belt!! The Road~Dogg Jesse Jammes grabs the barbedwire chain and nails Shawn Michaels across the back Shawn Michaels hits The Road Dogg repeatedly with a chair!! Shawn Michaels hits The Road Dogg repeatedly with a chair!! The Informer - The Road~Dogg Jesse Jammes nails Shawn Michaels with a fire extinguisher Shawn Michaels grabs a fire extinguisher and sprays The Road~Dogg Jesse Jammes in the eyes! The Road~Dogg Jesse Jammes's temporarily blinded! The Road~Dogg Jesse Jammes tosses a handful of tacks into Shawn Michaels's eyes!! The Road~Dogg Jesse Jammes busts Shawn Michaels open with a broken bottle! Paul Diamond - The Road~Dogg Jesse Jammes grabs a piece of barbedwire and raked it across Shawn Michaels's face!! The Road~Dogg Jesse Jammes grabs a piece of barbedwire and raked it across Shawn Michaels's face!! The Road~Dogg Jesse Jammes grabs a pair of brass knuckles and punches Shawn Michaels in the head!! The Road Dogg destroys Shawn Michaels with a blow to the head with a hammer!! That's gotta be it!! The Informer - No!! Shawn Michaels is up!! They're going to the outside!! The Road~Dogg is beating on Shawn Michaels on the merchandise stand!!! HEY!! THAT WAS A $30 INFORMER SHIRT!!! Paul Diamond - They've got a ladder!! Road~Dogg sets up HBK for something... Piledriver!!! The Road~Dogg Jesse Jammes climbs the ladder... He has a chair in hand... He drops.... CHAIR DROP!!!! The Informer - He's going for the pin... 1... 2... KICKOUT!!! Paul Diamond - We've lost sight of them.... They're in the back somewhere.... The Informer - There they are!! They are fighting in the VP Lounge!!! CRACK!!! THE ROAD DOGG JUST THREW HBK OUT OF THE VP LOUNGE THREW THE WINDOW!! HE'S IN THE 200 LEVEL!!!!!! Paul Diamond - He's going for the pin... 1... 2... KICKOUT!!! The Informer - Shawn Michaels is vigorously bleeding!! Paul Diamond - The Road~Dogg is setting up some tables... OH MY GOD!!!! HBK JUST JUMPED FROM THE 200 LEVEL AND MISSED A CROSS BODY AND LANDED THREW 4 TABLES!!!! He's going for the pin... 1... 2... KICKOUT!!! The Informer - WTF?!?!?!? A steel cage is lowering!! It's in place!!! The Road~Dogg notices the cage... He is going under the ring..... HOLY CRAP!! He's got a piece of plywood!!!!! But... It isn't normal... ITS THE SIZE OF THE RING!!!!! He is climbing the cage!! Shawn Michaels is up!! He's climbing the cage, too!!! Shawn Michaels throws the plywood up as far as he could... Road~Dogg catches it!!! The Road~Dogg covered half of the top of the cage with that plywood!! They're both on the plywood.... HOLY FUUUUUCCCKKKK!!!!! A POWERBOMB FROM ON TOP OF THE CAGE THREW PLYWOOD!!! That's gotta be it... Paul Diamond - The Road~Dogg climbs down... He lifts up HBK... HBK falls... The Road~Dogg wisely goes for the pin... 1... 2... OH MY GOD ANOTHER KICKOUT!!! The Informer - The Road~Dogg goes outside... He's got a chair!! He's in the ring... HBK is somehow slowly getting up... There's blood dripping from his limbs!!! CHAIR SHOT!!!! CHAIR SHOT!!!! CHAIR SHOT!!!! CHAIR SHOT!!!! CHAIR SHOT!!!! CHAIR SHOT!!!! STOP THE MADNESS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Paul Diamond - The Road~Dogg just nailed HBK with 6 chair shot's!!! Thats it now... Earl Hebnar makes his way around the puddles of blood.... 1.... 2.... 3!!! [The Road~Dogg Jesse Jammes won the match in 38 minutes and 40 seconds.] Howard Finkel - Ladies and Gentlemen, here is your winner... Theee Roooaaad~Dooogg Jeeesseee Jaaammeees