EWA Friday Fever Results For January 15th, 1999, Hosted By Paul Diamond, & The Informer.

• Match #2: Shawn Michaels vs. "The Road~Dogg" Jesse Jammes.
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• Match #3: Kane vs. "Bad Ass" Billy Gunn.
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• Regulators Interview
- A Small Box Is Shown Outside Of The Regulators Locker Room. Johnny Rage Pears Out The Door As Groans Of Hookers Can Be Heard In The Backround. Rage Grabs The Package And Opens It. Inside Of The Package He Discovers A Team Ballz Jersey With His Name On The Back And A Small "A" On The Right Shoulder. He Also Finds A Quart Of Whiskey In The Package Too. Rage Is Puzzled By This And Goes Back To His Business.

• Match #4: Nomad vs. Demon Knight.
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• Match #5: The Anvil vs. Blitzkreig.
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• Chandler Interview
- Outside Clayton "The Onslaught" Chandler's Dressing Room Is A Small Package. Chandler Opens The Door, Grabs The Package Looks At It And Proceeds To Open It. Inside The Package, He Finds An Official Team Ballz Jersey With His Name On The Back, And On The Right Hand Shoulder, An "A". Chandler Looks At It, Smiles And Laughs, Then Shuts The Door.

• Match #6: Hide & Seek Match: Damian vs. Siko Shuyama.
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• Match #7: Parking Lot Brawl Extreme Title Match: Razor Ramon vs. Death Row.
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• Match #8: International Title Match: The Rock vs. Justin "Hawk" Bradshaw.
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• Serial Thrylla Interview
- (The Lyrics, "I'm Half The Man I Used To Be" Are Shouted Over The PA System, Then "Serial Thrilla" From The Prodigy Starts Up Over The PA System. Thrylla Walks Out To Pyro And Strobe Lights, He Is Carrying A Bag. He Is Dressed In Street Clothes. Thrylla Grabs A Microphone, He Signals For The Fans To Calm Down.) Thrylla: Like The Postal Service, I Deliver For You. Tonight, I Come To You, As Not A Champion, But As Half The Man I Used To Be. The Contents In This Bag Will Be Revealed To The World In One Moment. Lemme Break Something Down For You. The Serial Thrylla Legacy, If One Ever Existed, Doubtful... But Anyways, I Have Always Been Known For Being A Stand-Up Guy, Giving The New Guy A Chance And Fighting The Greatest Challengers In The EWA. But Just Like This Title Reign Began, It's Ending Amongst Controversy. Two Of My Title Defenses In The Last Month Were Screw Jobs... Lemme Take You Back To Hellacious Halloween, I Had Just Hit The Rock With The Rock Bottom, As I Was About To Go In For The Pin, The Tongan Comes From The Back And Nails The Hellivator On The Rock To Further The Inevitable. Now Would Rock Have Kicked Out Of The Rock Bottom?? Who Knows, I Doubt It... But Now We'll Never Know.... Enough Rambling... This Bag Contains Something I Don't Deserve, Sure As Hell Didn't Earn, And Should Of Lost To Chandler Tuesday Night... (Takes The Bag And Empties It...The EWA World Heavyweight Title Falls To The Floor.) Sunday Night, The EWA Will Have A New Begining, So Button Your Lips, Open Your Eyes, And Look At This Title Belt... Because At The Balls Of Stone Tournament, This Is The Holy Grail, And This Is What Your Fighting For. I Just Upped The Ante In Your Little Tournament. So Bring Your Stash, And Your 5 Chamber Bong, Because Sunday Night Is Gonna Be Some High Times... A New Era... Hopefully Better Than Mine Will Begin... Now, Team Ballz... I Said I Was Going To Decide Our Fate... NOW RX, You Boys Walk In Here And Think You Can Fuck Shit Up And Take Out Everyone So Easily... Well, That Ain't True, I Know 3 Of The Balliest Boys In The Back Who Are Ready For Your Ass Anytime... DX, You Won Because Of Pure Luck Last September, You Want It? There Are 3 Men Back There Who Will Take It To You Right To The Edge, Then Boot You The Fuck Off... Because They've Got The Giggest, Ballz Of Them All.... However, Team Ballz Has Always Been A 4 Man Crew... The 4 Balliest Around... Well, Im Not Longer In That Class Anymore If The EWA's Most Testiculary Endowed, I Don't Belong In The Fucking Fraternity I Founded... With That I Say, Team Ballz Is Dead... At Least The DFA Lead Group... However, I Leave The Power Of The Call To Ballz To The Veteran Members... They Must Continue The Legacy If They Choose... If You Looked In Those Packages... You Noticed Two Things, A Team Ballz Hockey Jersey That Had Chandler's Name On The Back, With An "A" On The Right Shoulder... And That Same "A" On Rage's Jersey.... Oh By The Way Rick, You Do Have A Jersey Being Made For You, And That Quart Of Whiskey Is For You..... Now Rage, Chandler, If You Know Anything About Sports, You Know That "A" Means Assistant Captain.. That's Right Rage And Chandler, You Boys Are Co-Captains, The New Leaders Of Team Ballz... You Can Disolve It If You Want, But I Hope The Legacy Lives On... Chandler, "We From Back In The Day Yo", And Rage You And I Have Done The Bar Circuit Many Times And Damn Good Friends... I Know You'll Do Me Proud... Just Remember, DX Has Suck It, RX Is The Revolution... But You Boys Got The Biggest Fucking Ballz Of Them All.... I'm Not An Icon, Im Not A Franchise, Im Serial Thrylla, And There Isn't Even A Thryll Or A Kill... With That Said, I Solemnly Announce My Retirement... I'm No Where Near What I Used To Be, Hell, I Don't Even Think I Was That Great To Begin With... I Guess A Little Luck And Work Paid Off... Along With Some Screw Jobs... Thanks Guys, It's Been One Hell Of A Ride... And For The Last Time... (A Tear Rolls Down His Eye) Homicide Is From The Heavens... AND DEATH COMES FROM ABOVE.... I'll Be Watching, Muuhahahahahahahahaha ("Serial Thrilla" From Prodigy Comes Over The PA System, Pyro Explodes And Strobe Lights Flicker For The Final Time... Thrylla Exits Through His People, Everyone Is On Their Feet And Shocked... It's Over.)