Friday Fever

The Informer - We're LIVE from Key Arena - Seattle, WA for Friday
Fever. The event has been sold out for weeks. And boy can I see why,
we've got 8 top card matches for tonight!!

                             CockSuck
                                Vs
                               Nomad
Howard Finkel - This next match is a scheduled for one fall...

Howard Finkel - Coming to the ring at this time, [Boos cover up the
announcement]coming from Sucky, New Mexico, standing 4'7", weighing
115, coming to the ring with CockSuck's Sucker, CockSuck. 

[CockSuck makes his way to the ring.]

Howard Finkel - And his opponent, [The crowd is on they're feet for
Nomad. ] Ladies and Gentlemen, from Parts Unknown, Introducing Nooomaaad!!!
[The chants over power the announcement] 

[Nomad walks to the ring.]

[The Bell Rings and the match officially begins]

Paul Diamond - CockSuck and Nomad are going to lock up. CockSuck has
the advantage.  CockSuck has him up in a vertical suplex! 

The Informer -  Nomad was up there for quite a while! Nomad climbing
back to his feet, CockSuck moves in... Vertical Suplex! CockSuck comes
down across the back of Nomad with a double axe handle!! Nomad just
can't make it to his feet! Pinning combination by CockSuck ...1 ...2
... Nomad grabs onto the ropes! We almost had a pin there! CockSuck
is trying to apply a figure-four!! 

Paul Diamond -  Nomad Got out of it! He's lucky! Quick cover by CockSuck
Nomad kicks out before the one count! 

The Informer - What an awesome match!!!! 

Paul Diamond -  Good call! CockSuck lifting Nomad into position for
something. He devastated the neck of Nomad with a Tombstone type piledriver.
Boston crab being applied by CockSuck ... all he has to do is turn
him over. 

The Informer -  He may have him with that.. NOOO!! Nomad got out of
that at the last second! CockSuck stomping the face of Nomad. There's
no need for that! 

Paul Diamond - Nomad hops back to his feet. Nomad connects with a
chop to the chest of CockSuck. They're punching it out, CockSuck with
a left... right... left ... another!  Block by Nomad counters with
a right of his own! Down goes CockSuck! 

The Informer - CockSuck hops back to his feet. CockSuck picks him
up tilt-o-whirl Back Breaker!!! Good moves by CockSuck. 

Paul Diamond - Nomad needs to try for a comeback! Cover by CockSuck
...1 ...2 ... Earl Hebnar is pointing to the ropes Nomad has his foot
on the ropes! CockSuck with a lateral press Earl Hebnar ...1 ...2
 ... OhHHHH 

The Informer -  That had to be two and seven eights!! Inside cradle,
...1 ...2 . Nomad makes it out. 

Paul Diamond -  Yeah that was about two and one tenth counts.  

The Informer - Nomad hops back to his feet. Knee lift by Nomad takes
CockSuck to the ground. 

Paul Diamond - CockSuck is out cold! Nomad out of no where with a
corkscrew hurricanrana! CockSuck went down quick! We're not seeing
much offense from CockSuck. Nomad with a lateral press Earl Hebnar
...1 ...2  ... OhHHHH 

The Informer -  That had to be two and seven eights!! 

Paul Diamond - Nomad is trying to pull CockSuck back to his feet.
CockSuck with an eye gouge!! Down goes Nomad! CockSuck picks him up
in a firemans carry, and drops him right on his face! Nomad is ROCKED
with a big elbow! Nomad is stumbling. CockSuck comes down across the
back of Nomad with a double axe handle!! Nomad just can't make it
to his feet! 

The Informer - CockSuck stomping the face of Nomad. There's no need
for that! CockSuck lifting Nomad into position for something. He devastated
the neck of Nomad with a Tombstone type piledriver. 

Paul Diamond - Piledriver.. Good Move wouldn't you say The Informer?

The Informer -  Does it hurt? Then it's good! CockSuck pulling Nomad
back to his feet. CockSuck sends Nomad into the ropes and follows
in with a clothsline! Nomad is scraming "I SUCK... I SUCK... I SUCK"
Earl Hebnar is calling for the bell!!!

[CockSuck won the match in 16 minutes and 24 seconds.]

Howard Finkel - Ladies and Gentlemen, here is your winner... CooockSuuuck