Blitzkrieg Vs Triple H Howard Finkel - This next match is a scheduled for... AHHHHHHHHHH!!!!! The Informer - SYCHO SID IS OUT HERE WITH A GOLF CLUB!!!! HE'S RUNNING AROUND THE ARENA YELLING FOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORE!!!!!!! HE'S DRESSED IN GOLF ATTIRE!!!! WHAT'S WRONG WITH THIS IDIOT!!!!!!! Howard Finkel - This next match is a scheduled for one fall.... Howard Finkel - [Boos and Blitzkrieg sucks chants fill the arena.] Ladies and Gentlemen, from Parts Unknown, Bliiitzkriiieeeg!!! [Blitzkrieg makes his way to the ring.] Howard Finkel - And his opponent, Coming to the ring at this time, [D~Generation~X Theme Begins...][the crowd erupts!! The whole place is on their feet]coming from Grenidge, Conneticuit, standing 6'2", weighing 263, coming to the ring with Chyna, Lets hear it for Triiipleee H!!! [Triple H walks to the ring.] [Ring, Ring, Ring] Paul Diamond - Huge Bulldog by Triple H may have broken some of Blitzkriegs teeth! Blitzkrieg is stumbling. Triple H out of no where with a corkscrew hurricanrana! Blitzkrieg went down quick! Blitzkrieg moving back to his feet Triple H scoops him up and slams him to the ground!! Piledriver.. Good Move wouldn't you say The Informer? The Informer - Does it hurt? Then it's good! Blitzkrieg climbing back to his feet, Triple H moves in... Vertical Suplex! Paul Diamond - Blitzkrieg is out cold! Triple H with the hair of Blitzkrieg. The Informer - Looks like he's setting him up for something... Oh Big time Piledriver!! Triple H pulling Blitzkrieg back to his feet. Paul Diamond - Blitzkrieg charging Triple H ... clothesli NO! Triple H counters with a backdrop at the last second!! Triple H picks him up in a firemans carry, and drops him right on his face! Blitzkrieg sure could use some help now. The Informer - Triple H with a lateral press Earl Hebnar ...1 ...2 ... OhHHHH Paul Diamond - That had to be two and seven eights!! Triple H dives on to Blitzkrieg and applies a headlock. He's pounding away at the forehead of Blitzkrieg! The Informer - What an incredible series of punches!! Blitzkrieg needs to try for a comeback! Cover by Triple H ...1 ...2 ... Earl Hebnar is pointing to the ropes Blitzkrieg has his foot on the ropes! Blitzkrieg moving to his feet. Triple H kicks him back down! Triple H pulling Blitzkrieg back to his feet. Paul Diamond - Triple H charges in with a shoulder, which takes Blitzkrieg off his feet. Good moves by Triple H. We're not seeing much offense from Blitzkrieg. Triple H with a roll up. Earl Hebnar counts ...1 ...2 ..NOOO Kick out!! Pinning combination by Triple H ...1 ...2 ... Blitzkrieg grabs onto the ropes! We almost had a pin there! The Informer - Boston crab being applied by Triple H ... all he has to do is turn him over. Paul Diamond - He may have him with that.. NOOO!! Blitzkrieg got out of that at the last second! Triple H out of no where with a corkscrew hurricanrana! Blitzkrieg went down quick! Piledriver.. Good Move wouldn't you say The Informer? The Informer - Does it hurt? Then it's good! Paul Diamond - Triple H is trying to pull Blitzkrieg back to his feet. Blitzkrieg with an eye gouge!! Down goes Triple H! Blitzkrieg's going for a boston crab. The Informer - He's not gonna get it on Triple H is to quick! Cover by Blitzkrieg ...1 Kick Out. Quick kick out by Triple H. Triple H is out cold! Triple H climbing back to his feet, Blitzkrieg moves in... Vertical Suplex! What an awesome match!!!! Paul Diamond - Good call! The Informer - Triple H hops back to his feet. Set up for a neckbreaker, Triple H pulls it off and drops Blitzkrieg like yesterdays newspaper! Blitzkrieg is ROCKED with a big elbow! Paul Diamond - Blitzkrieg lunging toward Triple H and knocking off his feet!! Desperation maneuver by Blitzkrieg!! Blitzkrieg spending quite a bit of time measuring him up. Falling fist to the chest of Triple H Lock up... Blitzkrieg with an armdrag takedown. Currently this match is all Blitzkrieg! Triple H taking an onslaught of punishment! Blitzkrieg is pounding away at his entire body! Blitzkrieg repeatedly slamming Triple Hs down! He could break his nose!! The Informer - Blitzkrieg driving a knee into the spinal area of Triple Hs back!! A huge boot to the face sends Triple H off his feet! Blitzkrieg with repeated boots to the knee of Triple H. Working the leg! Paul Diamond - Blitzkrieg is moving back to his feet Blitzkrieg out of no where with a corkscrew hurricanrana! Triple H went down quick! Piledriver.. Good Move wouldn't you say The Informer? The Informer - Does it hurt? Then it's good! Paul Diamond - Triple H hops back to his feet. Triple H levels Blitzkrieg with a foot to the face. Inside cradle, ...1 ...2 . Blitzkrieg makes it out. The Informer - Yeah that was about two and one tenth counts. Paul Diamond - Boston crab being applied by Triple H ... all he has to do is turn him over. The Informer - He may have him with that.. NOOO!! Blitzkrieg got out of that at the last second! Figure four attempt by Triple H. Blitzkrieg kicks him off quick. Paul Diamond - That could have been the end of Blitzkrieg! What an awesome match!!!! The Informer - Good call! Cover by Triple H ...1 Kick Out. Quick kick out by Blitzkrieg. Pinning combination by Triple H ...1 ...2 ... Blitzkrieg grabs onto the ropes! We almost had a pin there! Triple H is trying to apply a figure-four!! Paul Diamond - Blitzkrieg Got out of it! He's lucky! The Informer - Blitzkrieg is stumbling. Triple H with a lateral press Earl Hebnar ...1 ...2 ... OhHHHH Paul Diamond - That had to be two and seven eights!! Triple H comes down across the back of Blitzkrieg with a double axe handle!! Blitzkrieg just can't make it to his feet! Blitzkrieg sure could use some help now. Triple H dives on to Blitzkrieg and applies a headlock. He's pounding away at the forehead of Blitzkrieg! The Informer - What an incredible series of punches!! Paul Diamond - Cover by Triple H ...1 ...2 ... Earl Hebnar is pointing to the ropes Blitzkrieg has his foot on the ropes! Blitzkrieg is out cold! The Informer - Blitzkrieg lunging toward Triple H and knocking off his feet!! Desperation maneuver by Blitzkrieg!! Currently this match is all Blitzkrieg! Paul Diamond - Blitzkrieg spending quite a bit of time measuring him up. Falling fist to the chest of Triple H Triple H taking an onslaught of punishment! Blitzkrieg is pounding away at his entire body! A huge boot to the face sends Triple H off his feet! Blitzkrieg driving a knee into the spinal area of Triple Hs back!! The Informer - Triple H with repeated boots to the knee of Blitzkrieg. Working the leg! Lock up... Triple H with an armdrag takedown. Triple H measuring him up elbow smash! Triple H drops a knee on lower leg of Blitzkrieg! Triple H is moving back to his feet Paul Diamond - Blitzkrieg hops back to his feet. Blitzkrieg with a snapmare take down! What an awesome match!!!! The Informer - Good call! Pinning combination by Blitzkrieg ...1 ...2 ... Triple H grabs onto the ropes! We almost had a pin there! Paul Diamond - Triple H hops back to his feet. Triple H applys a standing bear hug, lifts Blitzkrieg up and drops him down!! The Informer - Sort of a version of the Atomic Drop! What an awesome match!!!! Paul Diamond - Good call! Triple H's going for a boston crab. The Informer - He's not gonna get it on Blitzkrieg is to quick! Triple H with a roll up. Earl Hebnar counts ...1 ...2 ..NOOO Kick out!! Paul Diamond - Blitzkrieg is out cold! Triple H with a lateral press Earl Hebnar ...1 ...2 ... OhHHHH The Informer - That had to be two and seven eights!! Paul Diamond - Inside cradle, ...1 ...2 . Blitzkrieg makes it out. The Informer - Yeah that was about two and one tenth counts. Blitzkrieg needs to try for a comeback! Triple H with the hair of Blitzkrieg. Paul Diamond - Looks like he's setting him up for something... Oh Big time Piledriver!! Blitzkrieg moving back to his feet Triple H scoops him up and slams him to the ground!! Wait a minute.... there's Psycho Russ Fleming!!! He's approaching the ring through the crowd.... The Informer - OH MY GOD HE'S GOT A GUN!!!!!!!!!! TINA, TIMMY.... MY KIDS, I LOVE YOU!!!!! HE'S FIRING AT BLITZKREIG!!! BLITZKREIG IS DOWN!!!! Triple H rolls him over for the cover!!!!!! Earl Hebnar is counting ...1 ...2 ...3!!!!! [Triple H won the match in 29 minutes and 30 seconds.] Howard Finkel - Ladies and Gentlemen, here is your winner... Triiipleee H Paul Diamond - HE'S LAUGHING AND TAKING OFF!!!!!! THIS PSYCHO IS LEAVING!!! ***The Informer goes over to the scene and picks up the gun*** The Informer - Oh my lord.... He was firing blanks!!! Paul Diamond - WAIT A MINUTE!!!!! THERE'S RX!!!! THEY'RE COMING TO THE RING WITH SPORT EQUIPTMENT!!!!! GOLF CLUBS, BASEBALL BATS, HOCKEY STICKS, FOOTBALL HELMETS, AND CURLING BROOMS!!!!!!!!!!!! THEY'VE GOT TRIPLE H SURROUNDED IN THE RING!!! HE'S PANICING, HE DOESN'T KNOW WHAT TO DO!!!! THEY'RE BEATING ON TRIPLE H WITH GOLF CLUBS!!! THEY'RE POUNDING ON HIM WITH FOOTBALL HELMETS!!!!! THEY'RE CRACKING BASEBALL BATS ON HIS BACK!!!! OH MY GOD!!!! TRIPLE H IS BLEEDING SEVERELY!!! The Informer - THEY PICK HIM UP... WWWWWEEEEEEEEEDDDDDDGGGGGGIIIIIIIIEEEEEE!!!!!! ALL FIVE OF THE RX MEMBERS ARE GIVING HIM AN ATOMIC WEDGIE!!! SID IS PUTTING A GOLF BALL ON HIS NOSE!!!!!!! WWWWWWWAAAAADDDDDDUUUUUNNNNKKKKKK!!!!! SID JUST DROVE THAT 800 FEET!!! IT WENT THROUGH THE ROOF HERE IN INDIANAPOLIS......... ***GLASS SHATERS, HORKS HONK*** HE HIT A CAR!!!! RX IS LEAVING!!! BUT SID, SID IS STAYING!! HE'S CLEANING UP THE BLOOD WITH THE CURLING BROOM!!!!! WAIT A MINUTE, SID IS REACHING INTO HIS POCKET.... HE'S GOT SMELLING SALT!!! HE'S ATTEMPING TO REVIVE TRIPLE H!!! SID'S GOT TRIPLE H..... Paul Diamond - HE JUST TOSSED HIM OVER THE TOP INTO THE CROWD!!!!! SID'S GOT A MICROPHONE!!! Sycho Sid - 5555555555555 MMMMIIIIIIIIIINNNNNNNNNNNNNNUUUUUUUUUUUTTTTTTTTTEEEEESSSSSSS!!!!!!! 5 MINUTES FOR ROUGHING!!!!!! PENALTY TO TEAM RX, TEAM MISCONDUCT, 5 MINUTE MAJOR, GAME MISCONDUCT!!! The Informer - THIS HAS BEEN THE MOST HILARIOUS BEATING IN EWA HISTORY!!!!!!