The Undertaker
                                Vs
                           Chris Jericho
Howard Finkel - This next match is a scheduled for one fall...

Howard Finkel - [The Undertaker steps out of the entrance area, the
crowd boos, a fan holds a "The Undertaker will lose!!" sign in front
of the camera] Coming down the aisle, weighing 305 pounds, from Death
Valley, the man you love to hate,  Theee Undeeertaaakeeer!!!!!!!!!!!

[The Undertaker makes his way to the ring.]

Howard Finkel - And his opponent, Coming down the aisle, weighing
245 pounds, [fans hold up Chris Jericho sucks signs] Chris Jericho. 

[Chris Jericho walks to the ring.]

Paul Diamond -  Wait a minute!! TNT IS BEATING ON THE UNDERTAKER!!! SO
IS JERICHO!!!

The Informer -  HERE COMES DAMIAN!!! WHAM!!! THE UNDERTAKER HAS BEEN BUSTED
OPEN WITH A SHOVEL COMPLIMENTS OF DAMIAN!!!!!

Damian -  Thats D-A-M-I-A-N YOU FAG!!!! NOT DAMIEN!!!!

Paul Diamond -  HAHAHHAHAHAHAHHA!!!!! Jericho lifts the Undertaker...

The Informer -  BODY SLAM!!!

Paul Diamond -  He goes for the cover.... 1.... 2.... 3!!!

The Informer -  Jericho has beaten The Undertaker!!! 

Tom Stone -  Well Undertaker, You Have Lost To THE Supreme Jobber Chris
Jericho So Im Making You My Honorable Jobber!!!!

The Informer -  AHHAHAHAHAH!!! THE UNDERTAKER FINALLY GOT WHAT HE DESERVED!!!

[Chris Jericho won the match in 0 minutes and 56 seconds.]

Howard Finkel - Ladies and Gentlemen, here is your winner... Chris Jericho