Serial Thrylla Vs Anarchist Howard Finkel - This next match is a scheduled for one fall and is for the EWA Heavyweight Championship... Howard Finkel - On his way down the Aisle from Syracuse, NY, weighing 237, He is the EWA Heavyweight Champion, Seeeriiiaaal Thryllaaa!!! [Serial Thrylla makes his way to the ring.] Howard Finkel - And his opponent, [A sign reads "Anarchist will lose!"] Ladies and Gentlemen, from Parts Unknown, Introducing Anarchist. [Anarchist walks to the ring.] Paul Diamond - Anarchist is taking over from the start. Anarchist connects with a chop to the chest of Serial Thrylla. [Ding, Ding, Ding] Warrior - Serial Thrylla taunting Anarchist a bit. OHHHHH Anarchist with a big scoop slam!! What's Serial Thrylla gonna say to that? Cover by Anarchist ...1 Kick Out. Quick kick out by Serial Thrylla. What an awesome match!!!! The Informer - Good call! Paul Diamond - Serial Thrylla hops back to his feet. Knee lift by Serial Thrylla takes Anarchist to the ground. Good moves by Serial Thrylla. Warrior - Serial Thrylla is trying to pull Anarchist back to his feet. Anarchist with an eye gouge!! Down goes Serial Thrylla! Serial Thrylla is out cold! Anarchist's going for a boston crab. The Informer - He's not gonna get it on Serial Thrylla is to quick! Anarchist with a roll up. Earl Hebnar counts ...1 ...2 ..NOOO Kick out!! Paul Diamond - Serial Thrylla moving to his feet. Anarchist kicks him back down! Anarchist with a lateral press Earl Hebnar ...1 ...2 ... OhHHHH Warrior - That had to be two and seven eights!! Anarchist comes down across the back of Serial Thrylla with a double axe handle!! Serial Thrylla just can't make it to his feet! The Informer - Serial Thrylla hops back to his feet. Anarchist is dazed! Serial Thrylla picks him up tilt-o-whirl slam!! Down goes Anarchist. Paul Diamond - Anarchist lunging toward Serial Thrylla and knocking off his feet!! Desperation maneuver by Anarchist!! Anarchist repeatedly slamming Serial Thryllas down! He could break his nose!! Leg drop across the throat of Serial Thrylla! A huge boot to the face sends Serial Thrylla off his feet! Warrior - Serial Thrylla driving a knee into the spinal area of Anarchists back!! Lock up... Serial Thrylla with an armdrag takedown. Serial Thrylla Stomping away at the chest of Anarchist! Currently this match is all Serial Thrylla! Serial Thrylla measuring him up elbow smash! The Informer - Serial Thrylla spending quite a bit of time measuring him up. Falling fist to the chest of Anarchist Serial Thrylla is moving back to his feet Boston crab being applied by Serial Thrylla ... all he has to do is turn him over. Paul Diamond - He may have him with that.. NOOO!! Anarchist got out of that at the last second! Serial Thrylla dives on to Anarchist and applies a headlock. He's pounding away at the forehead of Anarchist! Warrior - What an incredible series of punches!! Serial Thrylla with a roll up. Earl Hebnar counts ...1 ...2 ..NOOO Kick out!! What an awesome match!!!! The Informer - Good call! Paul Diamond - Serial Thrylla is trying to pull Anarchist back to his feet. Anarchist with an eye gouge!! Down goes Serial Thrylla! Anarchist's going for a boston crab. Warrior - He's not gonna get it on Serial Thrylla is to quick! Serial Thrylla is out cold! Anarchist pulling Serial Thrylla back to his feet. Kick to the gut knocks Serial Thrylla out of balance. Anarchist follows up with a running knee lift to take him down!! The Informer - Serial Thrylla hops back to his feet. Serial Thrylla sends Anarchist to the ropes, catches him with a knee to the stomach! Down goes Anarchist. Pinning combination by Serial Thrylla ...1 ...2 ... Anarchist grabs onto the ropes! We almost had a pin there! Cover by Serial Thrylla ...1 ...2 ... Earl Hebnar is pointing to the ropes Anarchist has his foot on the ropes! Serial Thrylla is trying to apply a figure-four!! Paul Diamond - Anarchist Got out of it! He's lucky! Anarchist is out cold! Warrior - Serial Thrylla lifting Anarchist into position for something. He devastated the neck of Anarchist with a Tombstone type piledriver. Quick cover by Serial Thrylla Anarchist kicks out before the one count! Serial Thrylla out of no where with a corkscrew hurricanrana! Anarchist went down quick! The Informer - Serial Thrylla is trying to pull Anarchist back to his feet. Anarchist with an eye gouge!! Down goes Serial Thrylla! What an awesome match!!!! Paul Diamond - Good call! Serial Thrylla needs to try for a comeback! Cover by Anarchist ...1 Kick Out. Quick kick out by Serial Thrylla. Anarchist is trying to apply a figure-four!! Warrior - Serial Thrylla Got out of it! He's lucky! The Informer - Good moves by Anarchist. Anarchist picks him up in a firemans carry, and drops him right on his face! Figure four attempt by Anarchist. Serial Thrylla kicks him off quick. Paul Diamond - That could have been the end of Serial Thrylla! Warrior - Serial Thrylla hops back to his feet. Serial Thrylla slamming the head of Anarchist into the turnbuckle!! [Crowd ...1 ...2 ...3 ...4] What an awesome match!!!! The Informer - Good call! Paul Diamond - Serial Thrylla's going for a boston crab. Warrior - He's not gonna get it on Anarchist is to quick! Anarchist is stumbling. Serial Thrylla with a lateral press Earl Hebnar ...1 ...2 ... OhHHHH The Informer - That had to be two and seven eights!! Pinning combination by Serial Thrylla ...1 ...2 ... Anarchist grabs onto the ropes! We almost had a pin there! Paul Diamond - Anarchist hops back to his feet. Lock up... Serial Thrylla going for a suplex... Anarchist blocks it... Serial Thrylla trys again... Block and Anarchist with a suplex of his own!! Serial Thrylla climbing back to his feet, Anarchist moves in... Vertical Suplex! Warrior - Serial Thrylla hops back to his feet. A kick to the face takes Anarchist off his feet. We're not seeing much offense from Anarchist. Serial Thrylla with the hair of Anarchist. The Informer - Looks like he's setting him up for something... Oh Big time Piledriver!! Serial Thrylla out of no where with a corkscrew hurricanrana! Anarchist went down quick! Serial Thrylla picks him up in a firemans carry, and drops him right on his face! Paul Diamond - Serial Thrylla is trying to pull Anarchist back to his feet. Anarchist with an eye gouge!! Down goes Serial Thrylla! Serial Thrylla moving to his feet. Anarchist kicks him back down! Anarchist with a lateral press Earl Hebnar ...1 ...2 ... OhHHHH Warrior - That had to be two and seven eights!! Pinning combination by Anarchist ...1 ...2 ... Serial Thrylla grabs onto the ropes! We almost had a pin there! The Informer - Serial Thrylla hops back to his feet. Diving forearm sends Anarchist to the mat!! Serial Thrylla measuring him up elbow smash! Serial Thrylla spending quite a bit of time measuring him up. Falling fist to the chest of Anarchist Leg drop across the throat of Anarchist! Serial Thrylla repeatedly slamming Anarchists down! He could break his nose!! Paul Diamond - Serial Thryllas face is being slammed over and over by Anarchist Warrior - That could cave in his face!! Anarchist drops a knee on lower leg of Serial Thrylla! Anarchist with repeated boots to the knee of Serial Thrylla. Working the leg! Currently this match is all Anarchist! The Informer - Serial Thrylla Stomping away at the chest of Anarchist! Tie up... Who's gonna come out on top Paul Diamond? Paul Diamond - Well Serial Thrylla just executed a beautiful spinning neck breaker so I'm gonna have to say Serial Thrylla. Serial Thrylla is moving back to his feet Figure four attempt by Serial Thrylla. Anarchist kicks him off quick. Warrior - That could have been the end of Anarchist! What an awesome match!!!! The Informer - Good call! Paul Diamond - Serial Thrylla is trying to apply a figure-four!! Warrior - Anarchist Got out of it! He's lucky! Serial Thrylla with a lateral press Earl Hebnar ...1 ...2 ... OhHHHH The Informer - That had to be two and seven eights!! Serial Thrylla's going for a boston crab. Paul Diamond - He's not gonna get it on Anarchist is to quick! Serial Thrylla out of no where with a corkscrew hurricanrana! Anarchist went down quick! Warrior - Anarchist lunging toward Serial Thrylla and knocking off his feet!! Desperation maneuver by Anarchist!! Anarchist driving a knee into the spinal area of Serial Thryllas back!! Anarchist is moving back to his feet The Informer - Serial Thrylla hops back to his feet. They tie up... We've got a struggle for power... Serial Thrylla comes out on top with a reverse neck breaker. Paul Diamond - Anarchist hops back to his feet. Anarchist with a snapmare take down! Anarchist stomping the face of Serial Thrylla. There's no need for that! Warrior - Serial Thrylla hops back to his feet. Serial Thrylla picks him up and dumps Anarchist on his head! Serial Thrylla with a roll up. Earl Hebnar counts ...1 ...2 ..NOOO Kick out!! Good moves by Serial Thrylla. Serial Thrylla comes down across the back of Anarchist with a double axe handle!! Anarchist just can't make it to his feet! The Informer - Serial Thrylla is trying to pull Anarchist back to his feet. Anarchist with an eye gouge!! Down goes Serial Thrylla! Anarchist is trying to apply a figure-four!! Paul Diamond - Serial Thrylla Got out of it! He's lucky! Warrior - Serial Thrylla moving back to his feet Anarchist scoops him up and slams him to the ground!! Anarchist comes down across the back of Serial Thrylla with a double axe handle!! Anarchist whips Serial Thrylla to the corner. Anarchist lifts him to the top... The Informer - Wait a minute... Here comes R~X threw the crowd!! They've surrounded the ring!!! X~Pac has a mic... and the action has stopped right here. X~Pac - Hey ref... leave before you become part of the ring! Paul Diamond - Well Earl Hebnar took off in no time! X~Pac - OK... Now Thrylla... same goes for you! There are 6 of us here... and 2 of you if you stay.... You'll be in NO condition for your match in 1 week at the Killer Clause if you stay! Warrior - Serial Thrylla just went backstage!! He's smart!!! X~Pac - And now you Anarchist!! You've screwed with R~X 1 time too many... and now you pay the price!! The Informer - RX is in the ring!! They're beating on Anarchist like crazy! Sid with a CHOKESLAM!!! Godfather with the PIMP DROP!!! Anarchist slowly getting up... CLOTHESLINE FROM HELL!!! Anarchist is in a bad way!!! [No Contest in 43 minutes and 7 seconds.] Howard Finkel - Ladies and Gentlemen, this match is a No Contest... but STILL EWA Heavyweight Champion, Seeerrrialll Thhhryyllllaaaaa!