Friday Fever

The Informer - Hello Everyone and welcome to Friday Fever!! We're
coming to you live from Mecca Arena - Milwaukee, WI and boy do we
have an action packed card for you tonight!

                          The Headhunters
                                Vs
                     The Rock N' Roll Express
Howard Finkel - This next match is a scheduled for one fall...

Howard Finkel - Introducing first, currently headed to the ring, at
a total combined weight of 400, the team of The Headhunters!!

[They climb into the ring]

Howard Finkel - And their opponents, coming down the aisle, The Rock
N' Roll Express, they weigh in at over 400 pounds!!

[They move down to the ring]

Paul Diamond -  Looks like Unit 1 is going to start this match against
Unit 1.

[Ring, Ring, Ring]

Warrior - A dazed Unit 1 is trying for something, but I'm not sure
what. Unit 1 picks him up tilt-o-whirl slam!! Down goes Unit 1. Atomic
Drop by Unit 1 send Unit 1 to the ground! Unit 1 is moving back to
his feet A huge boot to the face sends Unit 1 off his feet! Lock up...
Unit 1 with an armdrag takedown. 

The Informer - Unit 1 spending quite a bit of time measuring him up.
Falling fist to the chest of Unit 1  Leg drop across the throat of
Unit 1! Unit 1 repeatedly slamming Unit 1s down! He could break his
nose!! Currently this match is all Unit 1! Unit 1 with repeated boots
to the knee of Unit 1. Working the leg! Unit 1 measuring him up elbow
smash! 

Paul Diamond - Unit 1 is moving back to his feet Unit 1 Stomping away
at the chest of Unit 1! Unit 1 taking an onslaught of punishment!
Unit 1 is pounding away at his entire body! 

Warrior - Leg drop across the throat of Unit 1! Tie up... Who's gonna
come out on top The Informer? 

The Informer -  Well Unit 1 just executed a beautiful spinning neck
breaker so I'm gonna have to say Unit 1. Unit 1s face is being slammed
over and over by Unit 1 

Paul Diamond -  That could cave in his face!! Unit 1 driving a knee
into the spinal area of Unit 1s back!! Unit 1 drops a knee on lower
leg of Unit 1! Unit 1 drops a knee on lower leg of Unit 1! 

Warrior - Unit 1 tags in Unit 2.

The Informer - Unit 1 hops back to his feet. Test of strength, Unit
2 has a slight advantage .... Unit 1 coming back ... Unit 1 scoops
him up POWER SLAMMM!! Boston crab being applied by Unit 1 ... all
he has to do is turn him over. 

Paul Diamond -  He may have him with that.. NOOO!! Unit 2 got out
of that at the last second! Cover by Unit 1 ...1 ...2 ... Earl Hebnar
is pointing to the ropes Unit 2 has his foot on the ropes! 

Warrior - Unit 1 tagged in by Unit 2.

The Informer - Diving forearm sends Unit 1 to the mat!! Unit 1 is
moving back to his feet 

Paul Diamond - Lock up... Unit 1 with an armdrag takedown. Atomic
Drop by Unit 1 send Unit 1 to the ground! Unit 1 spending quite a
bit of time measuring him up. Falling fist to the chest of Unit 1 


Warrior - Unit 2 wants in the ring and Unit 1 tags him in.

The Informer - Currently this match is all Unit 2! Unit 2 repeatedly
slamming Unit 1s down! He could break his nose!! A huge boot to the
face sends Unit 1 off his feet! Unit 2 measuring him up elbow smash!
Unit 2 Stomping away at the chest of Unit 1! Unit 1 taking an onslaught
of punishment! Unit 2 is pounding away at his entire body! 

Paul Diamond - Unit 1 goes back to his corner and tags in Unit 2.

Warrior - Unit 2 with repeated boots to the knee of Unit 2. Working
the leg! Leg drop across the throat of Unit 2! 

The Informer - Tie up... Who's gonna come out on top Paul Diamond?

Paul Diamond -  Well Unit 2 just executed a beautiful spinning neck
breaker so I'm gonna have to say Unit 2. Unit 2s face is being slammed
over and over by Unit 2 

Warrior -  That could cave in his face!! Unit 2 is moving back to
his feet Unit 2 drops a knee on lower leg of Unit 2! Unit 2 moving
back to his feet! Unit 2 is behind Unit 2... He rolls him up... 1...
2... 3!!!

[The Headhunters won the match in 16 minutes and 6 seconds.]

Howard Finkel - Ladies and Gentlemen, here is your winner... Theee
Heeeaaadhuuunteeers