The Regulators Vs DoS Howard Finkel - This next match is a scheduled for one fall and is for the EWA Tag Team Titles... Howard Finkel - Introducing first, headed to the ring is 520 pounds of flesh and muscle, the EWA Tag Team Champions, The Regulators!!! [They climb into the ring] Howard Finkel - And their opponents, the team of DoS! [They move down to the ring] Paul Diamond - Looks like Rick Ramos is going to start this match against FTP. [Ring, Ring, Ring] Ric Flair - FTP slamming the head of Rick Ramos into the turnbuckle!! [Crowd ...1 ...2 ...3 ...4] FTP comes down across the back of Rick Ramos with a double axe handle!! Ramos just can't make it to his feet! Ramos moving back to his feet FTP scoops him up and slams him to the ground!! We're not seeing much offense from Ramos. FTP dives on to Ramos and applies a headlock. He's pounding away at the forehead of Rick Ramos! The Informer - What an incredible series of punches!! Paul Diamond - FTP is going to his corner, he tags in Ghetto Hack. Ric Flair - Ramos lunging toward Ghetto Hack and knocking off his feet!! Desperation maneuver by Rick Ramos!! Ramos is moving back to his feet Rick Ramos with a roll up. Earl Hebnar counts ...1 ...2 ..NOOO Kick out!! Good moves by Ramos. The Informer - Ghetto Hack hops back to his feet. They tie up... We've got a struggle for power... Ghetto Hack comes out on top with a reverse neck breaker. Inside cradle, ...1 ...2 . Rick Ramos makes it out. Paul Diamond - Yeah that was about two and one tenth counts. Ric Flair - Rick Ramos lunging toward Ghetto Hack and knocking off his feet!! Desperation maneuver by Rick Ramos!! A huge boot to the face sends Ghetto Hack off his feet! Rick Ramos measuring him up elbow smash! Lock up... Rick Ramos with an armdrag takedown. Rick Ramos driving a knee into the spinal area of Ghetto Hacks back!! Rick Ramos spending quite a bit of time measuring him up. Falling fist to the chest of Ghetto Hack The Informer - We've got a tag by Rick Ramos which brings Johnny Rage into the match. Paul Diamond - Ghetto Hack lunging toward Rage and knocking off his feet!! Desperation maneuver by Ghetto Hack!! Ghetto Hack Stomping away at the chest of Johnny Rage! Ghetto Hack drops a knee on lower leg of Rage! Johnny Rage taking an onslaught of punishment! Ghetto Hack is pounding away at his entire body! Ric Flair - The tag was made and Ghetto Hack is going out, FTP is coming in. The Informer - FTP is trying to apply a figure-four!! Paul Diamond - Johnny Rage Got out of it! He's lucky! Figure four attempt by FTP. Johnny Rage kicks him off quick. Ric Flair - That could have been the end of Rage! FTP with a lateral press Earl Hebnar ...1 ...2 ... OhHHHH The Informer - That had to be two and seven eights!! Cover by FTP ...1 Kick Out. Quick kick out by Rage. Paul Diamond - FTP tags in Ghetto Hack. Ric Flair - Tie up... Who's gonna come out on top The Informer? The Informer - Well Ghetto Hack just executed a beautiful spinning neck breaker so I'm gonna have to say Ghetto Hack. Ghetto Hack repeatedly slamming Johnny Rages down! He could break his nose!! Currently this match is all Ghetto Hack! Leg drop across the throat of Rage! Paul Diamond - Rick Ramos tagged in by Johnny Rage. Ric Flair - Ghetto Hack is moving back to his feet What an awesome match!!!! The Informer - Good call! Ghetto Hack pulling Rick Ramos back to his feet. Paul Diamond - Rick Ramos tags in Johnny Rage. Ric Flair - Ghetto Hack is trying to pull Johnny Rage back to his feet. Rage with an eye gouge!! Down goes Ghetto Hack! Boston crab being applied by Rage ... all he has to do is turn him over. The Informer - He may have him with that.. NOOO!! Ghetto Hack got out of that at the last second! Ghetto Hack is out cold! Johnny Rage with a roll up. Earl Hebnar counts ...1 ...2 ..NOOO Kick out!! Paul Diamond - Ghetto Hack hops back to his feet. They tie up... We've got a struggle for power... Ghetto Hack comes out on top with a reverse neck breaker. Ghetto Hack with the hair of Johnny Rage. Ric Flair - Looks like he's setting him up for something... Oh Big time Piledriver!! Rage sure could use some help now. The Informer - Johnny Rage hops back to his feet. Johnny Rage charging at Ghetto Hack. Paul Diamond - Ghetto Hack's with a back body drop, NO Johnny Rage reverses into a Piledriver!! Ghetto Hack taunting Johnny Rage a bit. OHHHHH Rage with a big scoop slam!! What's Ghetto Hack gonna say to that? Johnny Rage is trying to apply a figure-four!! Ric Flair - Ghetto Hack Got out of it! He's lucky! Piledriver.. Good Move wouldn't you say The Informer? The Informer - Does it hurt? Then it's good! Rage with a lateral press Earl Hebnar ...1 ...2 ... OhHHHH Paul Diamond - That had to be two and seven eights!! Ric Flair - Rage's going for a boston crab. The Informer - He's not gonna get it on Ghetto Hack is to quick! Pinning combination by Rage ...1 ...2 ... Ghetto Hack grabs onto the ropes! We almost had a pin there! Johnny Rage stomping the face of Ghetto Hack. There's no need for that! Johnny Rage is all over Ghetto Hack! He's choking him out!! Ghetto Hack won't be able to take that for long! Paul Diamond - Tag by Ghetto Hack brings FTP into the match. Ric Flair - Johnny Rage is on the attack with a series of knife edge chops. Welts are forming on FTP's chest! Johnny Rage now stalking behind FTP rake to the back!! The Informer - Look at the pain on FTPs face! Test of strength, FTP has a slight advantage .... Johnny Rage coming back ... Rage scoops him up POWER SLAMMM!! Paul Diamond - Rage lifting FTP into position for something. He devastated the neck of FTP with a Tombstone type piledriver. FTP moving back to his feet Johnny Rage scoops him up and slams him to the ground!! Quick cover by Johnny Rage FTP kicks out before the one count! Rage with a roll up. Earl Hebnar counts ...1 ...2 ..NOOO Kick out!! Johnny Rage pulling FTP back to his feet. Ric Flair - Johnny Rage charges in with a shoulder, which takes FTP off his feet. We're not seeing much offense from FTP. FTP needs to try for a comeback! The Informer - Inside cradle, ...1 ...2 . FTP makes it out. Paul Diamond - Yeah that was about two and one tenth counts. Cover by Rage ...1 ...2 ... Earl Hebnar is pointing to the ropes FTP has his foot on the ropes! FTP is ROCKED with a big elbow! FTP moving to his feet. Johnny Rage kicks him back down! Johnny Rage with the hair of FTP. Ric Flair - Looks like he's setting him up for something... Oh Big time Piledriver!! The Informer - FTP sure could use some help now. Figure four attempt by Rage. FTP kicks him off quick. Paul Diamond - That could have been the end of FTP! Good moves by Rage. FTP climbing back to his feet, Rage moves in... Vertical Suplex! Johnny Rage pulling FTP back to his feet. Ric Flair - They're punching it out, Rage with a left... right... left ... another! Block by FTP counters with a right of his own! Down goes Johnny Rage! Johnny Rage is out cold! FTP dives on to Johnny Rage and applies a headlock. He's pounding away at the forehead of Johnny Rage! The Informer - What an incredible series of punches!! What an awesome match!!!! Paul Diamond - Good call! FTP is trying to apply a figure-four!! Ric Flair - Rage Got out of it! He's lucky! The Informer - The tag was made and Johnny Rage is going out, Rick Ramos is coming in. Paul Diamond - Test of strength, FTP has a slight advantage .... Rick Ramos coming back ... Rick Ramos scoops him up POWER SLAMMM!! Rick Ramos is all over FTP! He's choking him out!! FTP won't be able to take that for long! Ramos with a lateral press Earl Hebnar ...1 ...2 ... OhHHHH Ric Flair - That had to be two and seven eights!! Boston crab being applied by Rick Ramos ... all he has to do is turn him over. The Informer - He may have him with that.. NOOO!! FTP got out of that at the last second! Paul Diamond - FTP is going to his corner, he tags in Ghetto Hack. Ric Flair - Rick Ramos with a roll up. Earl Hebnar counts ...1 ...2 ..NOOO Kick out!! Rick Ramos's going for a boston crab. The Informer - He's not gonna get it on Ghetto Hack is to quick! Rick Ramos pulling Ghetto Hack back to his feet. Rick Ramos scoops him up fall away slam!!! Paul Diamond - Ghetto Hack lunging toward Rick Ramos and knocking off his feet!! Desperation maneuver by Ghetto Hack!! Ghetto Hack spending quite a bit of time measuring him up. Falling fist to the chest of Ramos. Ghetto Hack measuring him up elbow smash! Ghetto Hack repeatedly slamming Ramoss down! He could break his nose!! Ghetto Hack with repeated boots to the knee of Rick Ramos. Working the leg! Ghetto Hack driving a knee into the spinal area of Rick Ramoss back!! Ric Flair - Ghetto Hack drops a knee on lower leg of Rick Ramos! Ghetto Hack Stomping away at the chest of Rick Ramos! A huge boot to the face sends Rick Ramos off his feet! Currently this match is all Ghetto Hack! Ghetto Hack is moving back to his feet Cover by Ghetto Hack ...1 ...2 ... Earl Hebnar is pointing to the ropes Rick Ramos has his foot on the ropes! The Informer - Ghetto Hack tags in FTP. Paul Diamond - Leg drop across the throat of FTP! FTP taking an onslaught of punishment! Rick Ramos is pounding away at his entire body! Ric Flair - FTPs face is being slammed over and over by Rick Ramos The Informer - That could cave in his face!! Lock up... Rick Ramos with an armdrag takedown. Paul Diamond - Tie up... Who's gonna come out on top Ric Flair? Ric Flair - Well Rick Ramos just executed a beautiful spinning neck breaker so I'm gonna have to say Ramos. FTPs face is being slammed over and over by Ramos The Informer - That could cave in his face!! Lock up... Rick Ramos with an armdrag takedown. Rick Ramos is moving back to his feet FTP needs to try for a comeback! FTP is ROCKED with a big elbow! Paul Diamond - FTP makes the tag, Ghetto Hack is coming in. Ric Flair - Closed fists to the face of Rick Ramos! Those are devastating!!! Ghetto Hack picks him up tilt-o-whirl slam!! Down goes Rick Ramos. Ghetto Hack out of no where with a corkscrew hurricanrana! Rick Ramos went down quick! Pinning combination by Ghetto Hack ...1 ...2 ... Rick Ramos grabs onto the ropes! We almost had a pin there! Rick Ramos is stumbling. The Informer - Tag by Ghetto Hack. FTP will go at it now. Paul Diamond - Rick Ramos repeatedly slamming FTPs down! He could break his nose!! Rick Ramos Stomping away at the chest of FTP! Ric Flair - FTP measuring him up elbow smash! FTP spending quite a bit of time measuring him up. Falling fist to the chest of Rick Ramos Atomic Drop by FTP send Rick Ramos to the ground! The Informer - A huge boot to the face sends FTP off his feet! Rick Ramos with repeated boots to the knee of FTP. Working the leg! Paul Diamond - Leg drop across the throat of FTP! Rick Ramos is moving back to his feet Rick Ramos with a roll up. Earl Hebnar counts ...1 ...2 ..NOOO Kick out!! Rick Ramos picks him up in a firemans carry, and drops him right on his face! Rick Ramos is trying to apply a figure-four!! Ric Flair - FTP Got out of it! He's lucky! What an awesome match!!!! The Informer - Good call! Paul Diamond - Rick Ramos is trying to pull FTP back to his feet. FTP with an eye gouge!! Down goes Rick Ramos! Inside cradle, ...1 ...2 . Ramos makes it out. Ric Flair - Yeah that was about two and one tenth counts. We're not seeing much offense from Rick Ramos. FTP lifting Ramos into position for something. He devastated the neck of Ramos with a Tombstone type piledriver. Cover by FTP ...1 ...2 ... Earl Hebnar is pointing to the ropes Ramos has his foot on the ropes! Rick Ramos is out cold! The Informer - Tag by Rick Ramos. Johnny Rage will go at it now. Paul Diamond - Rage hops back to his feet. Rage slamming the head of FTP into the turnbuckle!! [Crowd ...1 ...2 ...3 ...4] Johnny Rage out of no where with a corkscrew hurricanrana! FTP went down quick! Ric Flair - FTP lunging toward Johnny Rage and knocking off his feet!! Desperation maneuver by FTP!! Johnny Rage taking an onslaught of punishment! FTP is pounding away at his entire body! FTP measuring him up elbow smash! FTP spending quite a bit of time measuring him up. Falling fist to the chest of Johnny Rage. FTP repeatedly slamming Johnny Rages down! He could break his nose!! The Informer - A huge boot to the face sends FTP off his feet! Leg drop across the throat of FTP! Johnny Rage driving a knee into the spinal area of FTPs back!! Hold on.... here comes Bob Backlund!! What the hell is he coming out here for??? Paul Diamond - OH MAN!! Backlund just nailed FTP in the head with the Holy Bible!!! Ric Flair - Rage with the cover.... 1... 2... 3!!!!! Backlund has just won The Regulators the match!!! Backlund is going nuts!! He has the belts and he is running to the back!!! The Informer - Wait a minute.... All of D~X just came out threw the crowd! They're in the ring... WHAM!!! Paul Diamond - Triple H and Mankind are pounding on Ramos and The New Age Outlaws are beating on the helpless Johnny Rage!! Triple H has a mic.... Triple H - Just Like I Said Tom Stone, You Keep Making The Rules And D~X Will Keep Breaking Them!!! Ric Flair - WAIT A MINUTE THERE'S THE CORPERATE'S!!! They have bats!! WHAM!!! CRACK!!! They just took out D~X Again!!! Now what?? Have the Regulators turned??? The Informer - No you stupid old fossil... Can't you see and haven't you been reading that The Corperate's Hate D~X??? Paul Diamond - Well the Corperate's have left.... Wait a second!!! There are the Oi Boy-Z!!! Soucy has a Duct Tape bat!!! Murdough has a chair. They are both takng out Ramos completely!! Now they are working on Rage!!! WHAM!! The Poser Disposer!!! The Oi Boy-Z just nailed Rage with The Poser Disposer!!! [The Regulators won the match in 46 minutes and 46 seconds.] Howard Finkel - Ladies and Gentlemen, here are your winners and STILL EWA Tag Team Champions... Theee Reeeguuulaaatooors!!