Macho Man  Vs Cromwell

Howard Finkel - This next match is A Parking Lot Brawl...

Howard Finkel - [Macho Man steps out intho the parking lot area, the crowd boos, a fan holds
a "Macho Man will lose!!" sign in front of the camera] Heading to the lot, weighing 295 pounds,
from Hollywood, CA, the man you love to hate,  Maaachooo Maaan!!!!!!!!!!!

[Macho Man makes his way to the ring.]

Howard Finkel - And his opponent, On his way down to the parking lot with Black Joules, from Parts
Unknown, weighing 255  Cromwell. 

[Cromwell walks to the ring.]

[Ring, Ring, Ring]

Vince Black - Lock up... Cromwell going for a suplex... Macho Man blocks it... Cromwell
trys again... Block and Macho Man with a suplex of his own!! Savage with a lateral press Earl
Hebner ...1 ...2  ... OhHHHH 

Tom Stone -  That had to be two and seven eights!! 

Vince Black - Macho Man with the hair of Cromwell. 

Tom Stone -  Looks like he's setting him up for something... Oh Big time Piledriver!! Macho Man
is trying to apply a figure-four!! 

Vince Black -  Cromwell Got out of it! He's lucky! 

Tom Stone - Macho Man is trying to pull Cromwell back to his feet. Cromwell with an eye gouge!!
Down goes Macho Man! Cromwell is all over Macho Man! He's choking him out!! Savage won't be able
to take that for long! Cromwell with a couple chair shots... Cromwell throws him into a garage
door. 

Vince Black -  He might break the damn thing!!! Cromwell with a lead pipe... Macho Man got out of
the way at the last second! Cromwell picks him up in a firemans carry, and drops him right on
his face! 

Tom Stone - Macho Man hops back to his feet. Macho Man slamming the head of Cromwell into
the door!! [Crowd ...1 ...2 ...3 ...4] Cromwell is ROCKED with a big elbow! 

Vince Black - Cromwell hops back to his feet. Cromwell levels Macho Man with a foot to the
face. Good moves by Cromwell. Cromwell comes down across the back of Macho Man with a double
axe handle!! Macho Man just can't make it to his feet! Cromwell out of no where with a corkscrew
hurricanrana onto the car windsheild!!!! OUCH!!! Macho Man went down quick! Cromwell stomping the
face of Savage. There's no need for that! 

Tom Stone - Savage hops back to his feet. Savage applys a headlock and bulldogs Cromwell to
the ground! Cromwells teeth have been cracked for sure!!! Macho Man measuring him up elbow smash!
Savage driving a knee into the spinal area of Cromwells back!! A huge boot to the face sends
Cromwell off his feet! 

Vince Black - Savage repeatedly slamming Cromwells down! He could break his nose!! Currently
this match is all Macho Man! 

Tom Stone - Lock up... Cromwell with an armdrag takedown. Tie up... Who's gonna come out on
top Vince Black? 

Vince Black -  Well Cromwell just executed a beautiful spinning neck breaker so I'm gonna have
to say Cromwell. 

Tom Stone - Macho Man taking an onslaught of punishment! Cromwell is pounding away at his entire
body! Atomic Drop by Cromwell send Macho Man to the ground! Savages face is being slammed over
and over by Cromwell. Cromwell with a piece of barbwire.... OH NO!!! He's wrappng it around Macho
Man!!! NOW WHATS HE GOING TO DO??? Oh no... Cromwell with a chair.... shot to the head, shot to the
back, shot to the knee....... and another chair shot to the head of the Macho Man... Poor chair!!!

Vince Black -  That could cave in his face!! 

Tom Stone - Cromwell Stomping away at the chest of Macho Man! Macho Man is moving back to his
feet Cromwell quickly jumps back on him with a lateral press Earl Hebner ...1 ...2  ... OhHHHH 

Vince Black -  That had to be two and seven eights!! Cromwell is trying to apply a figure-four!! 

Tom Stone -  No Reversed!!! This could be it for Crowell!!! Cromwell Got out of it! He's lucky! 

Vince Black - This match is great!! Wouldn't you way so Tom Stone?

Tom Stone -  Damn Right. Cromwell needs to try for a comeback! Macho Man is all over Cromwell! He's
choking him out!! Cromwell won't be able to take that for long! Savage with a roll up. Earl
Hebner counts ...1 ...2 ..NOOO Kick out!! Cover by Macho Man ...1 Kick Out. Quick kick out by
Cromwell. 

Vince Black - Cromwell hops back to his feet. Repeated chops to the chest by Cromwell, down
goes Macho Man. Figure four attempt by Cromwell. Macho Man kicks him off quick. 

Tom Stone -  That could have been the end of Macho Man! 

Vince Black - Inside cradle, ...1 ...2 . Savage makes it out. 

Tom Stone -  Yeah that was about two and one tenth counts.  Good moves by Cromwell. Cromwell goes
up to the dumpster... sets up.... Cromells Fate!!! Cromwell goes for the cover, Earl Hebner counts
...1 ...2 ...3

[Cromwell won the match in 20 minutes and 59 seconds.]

Howard Finkel - Ladies and Gentlemen, here is your winner... Crooomweeell