 Mike Victory: Welcome everyone watching at home and welcome all the EWA Superstars past and present to the first Annual EWA Awards. Now the up coming awards are for everyone�s contribution to the EWA over its first year. Now all these awards where hand picked by me and a special selection of Judges, and tonight you people will witness a New Hall of Fame inductee to go by my side. (Huge cheer from the stars.) Mike Victory: We have seven awards tonight so lets get the show on the road, first up to present the award for best Break Through Act of EWA v2.0 we have a man who is no stranger to EWA. In fact this guy can easily be called one of the greats, ladies and Gentlemen let me welcome you to EXCIDIUM!!! (The stars begin a round of applause for Excidium who has been absent from EWA since its rebirth, Excidiums music hits and he walks up to the podium. Excidium straightens his tie and then adjusts his neck and gets ready to speak.) Excidium: The EWA Best Break Through Act of EWA v2.0, is an award that anyone who has joined since its rebirth is nominated for. Now that means everyone from Caveman to Fiscus to Nightengle are all up for this award, in fact there is to many to name. So the top four candidates for EWA Best Break Through Acts are . . . CAVEMAN!!! . . . THE BUTCHER!!! . . . PAIN EXPRESS!!! . . . And last, NIGHTENGALE!!! (A short video plays with clips of each man, then it comes back to Excidium standing at the podium.) Excidium: Now the waiting is over, the award for Best Break Through Act of EWA v2.0 goes to . . . THE BUTCHER!!!!! (The Butchers music hits as he gets up and makes his way up to the podium, a voice over of Maura Downs and Louis Carvanelie are heard.) Louis Carvanelie: The Butcher wins the first award of the night, and I think it was a close contest for that award. But the Butcher has come so close to winning the Universal title since he joined and that is what makes him a true winner here tonight. Maura Downs: Louis, The Butcher has shown everyone why he is a top player in this game. His dedication is so unique he is un matched right now, props goes to him for his first achievement since joining our company. (The Butcher stands up next to Excidium and he hands the Butcher the Award. Butcher smiles and takes it from him and Excidium gives him a high five. The Butcher steps right up to the podium and begins to speak.) The Butcher: Adrenaline Rush... The Pay-Per-View where I was to take the spot as the top man in the EWA, when I was supposed to take the Universal Championship from the still champion, The Great Malinko. I said it would be brutal. It was. I said it would be bloody. It was. And I said, that both Malinko and I would put on one hell of a match, and give every single thing we had. We did. However, I also said that I would walk out the Universal Champion. I didn't. So many people have tried to hold me down, and tell me I'm not good enough, but when I was standing in that cell, and I touched that belt, and I went toe to toe with The Great Malinko, even though I lost, I know, deep down, that I AM good enough. No more am Is, or what ifs, I KNOW I am good enough to be the Universal Champion. So while the critics, the wrestlers and the fans are all happily celebrating Malinkos victory, I'm planning my next step. You win some, you lose some. You move on. You don't dwell on the past, because it will effect your future. So, with that said, the amount of disrespect I've recieved is disgusting, and you close-minded, judgemental people need to open your eyes, and realise. I'm far from done. Now, as I accept this award for Breakout Star of EWA V2, a little of the respect I deserve has been given to me. Some recognition, whether sought or not, has been given. I don't care for trophies, money or fame, and I couldn't care less what anybody thinks of me. What I care about is wrestling, and at the moment, the Universal Championship. So, although a little respect has been paid, the full debt has yet to have been repaid. Just remember, I learn from my mistakes, and grow stronger with every match. Though you all still deny it, The Butchers Era is creeping upon you all. For this award, I thank my family, FOR ABSOLUTELY NOTHING! I thank the fans... FOR ABSOLUTELY NOTHING! I thank... the wrestlers... FOR ABSOLUTELY NOTHING!! The only man who deserves thanks is me, for the years of hard work, blood, sweat and tears. I thank myself, The Butcher, for making this possible. Thank you. (The Butcher kisses the award and heads back to his seat, the voice over by Louis and Maura are heard once again.) Maura Downs: Once again the Butcher shows why he is the most intense man on the planet. Louis Carvanelie: Yeah and the most focused man around, EWA has had a shake up. (The EWA Adrenaline Rush theme hits and up steps EWA Superstar Mark Halbrook. Who walks up to the podium.) Mark Halbrook: Tonight the EWA celebrates almost a full year of existence, now I might have just became a EWA superstar but that doesn�t mean I�m not dedicated. And that�s what this award is for. The award I am presenting is for the Out Of Character Dedication award. Through promos and shows the winner of this award has been the most dedicated to the federation as a whole. And the top four nominations for the award are as followed. THE GREAT MALINKO!!! . . . GARY MAC!!! . . . IAN WYNN!!! . . . And MIKE VICTORY!!! The winner is . . . THEA GREAT MALINKO!!!!!! (South West Voodoo plays over the speakers as Malinko makes his way up from his table pretending to be surprised.) Louis Carvanelie: If there was ever anyone to defy the word dedication to EWA it was Malinko, even tho I hate the damn clown this award suits him. Maura Downs: Malinko takes the award because of his hard work, and because he has been here since the very beginning in a weird way. He wanted to be the top player in EWA and now he is. ( He straightens his tuxedo, arranges the Universal title just so on his shoulder and plays with his bow tie for a moment before stepping up to the podium. ) Malinko: Ahem....Well I hate giving long speeches so I�ll make this brief. (The end of long scroll of paper Malinko pulls from his breast pocket hits the floor and rolls a few inches after that. Malinko produces a pair of bifocals from his coverbun and holds the scroll just so as he continues to speak into the microphone.) Malinko: Lets see...people to thank. Well I really need to thank myself for being so fantastical that I amaze even myself...I�d also like to thank all my opponents. If you guys didn�t suck so bad I�d never have gotten to where I am today. Well come to think of it I would have...but I would have actually had to try. I�d also like to thank the jewel of my world Julia, without whom I�d still be spending my Friday nights with a bottle of hand moisturizer and the latest Victoria Secret catalogue. (The crowd chuckles a bit at Malinko�s joke, but Malinko looks suddenly very serious and angry as he removes the bifocals.) Malinko: With thank you�s out of the way I want do address a very important matter...Gary Mac, Davlin McCain, The Butcher, Last Vengeance....the list goes on and on. These people have set out to steal my glory from me. They have set out to take away the Malinko Era of the EWA, to lay claim to it themselves, well I have news for them all...I run the EWA, I AM THE EWA....nothing can change that, this dedication award tells the tale of the battles I�ve fought to get here, the things I�ve had to do to be come the big show, to perform in the center ring. I�m the one that brings those snot nosed punk teenagers to the shows, I�m the one that fills the seats, I�m the one that they pay to see. You are all just a warm up to my blazing inferno. I�ve let this heiracy go on for far too long, it is now time to truly enforce the Malinko Era the way it was meant to be. It�s time for the Dark Carnival to reign over you all like the gods that we are, it�s time you all learned my TRUE NATURE! (Malinko�s speech ended on a ringing tone, his hand clenching the microphone in a deathgrip and the other hand holding the Dedication award held aloft to the sky. Malinko breathing heavy into the mic for a second begins to calm down and compose himself back to a mild manner.) Malinko: Also, to the person who has kidnapped my Bob...he eats batteries, likes to hide in broom closets, can�t tell the difference between Preperation H and Crest, and he�s your problem now! (With that Malinko turns away from the podium and goes backstage with the rest of the award winners, to the applause of a very confused crowd.) Malinko: Also, to the person who has kidnapped my Bob...he eats batteries, likes to hide in broom closets, can�t tell the difference between Preperation H and Crest, and he�s your problem now! (With that Malinko turns away from the podium and goes backstage with the rest of the award winners, to the applause of a very confused crowd.) Louis Carvanelie: And now Maura, its time for the first of two matches tonight. Maura Downs: Yes both matches where pre recorded and we have Mark Halbrook taking on Dr Mental now. 'Life' plays over the PA system as Dr. Mental makes his way down to the ring, an angry look on his face as he rubs his bionic arm. He slides under the bottom rope and turns to face the entrance way, eagerly awaiting Mark Halbrook. Maura Downs: It's Mark Halbrook taking on Dr. Mental in this match, and Dr. Mental isn't going to be happy, after being eliminated in the TV title battle royal... Louis Carvanelie: Yeah, he was eliminated by Pain Express, who went on to win that title, and it doesn't look like the feud between these two will ever end... Maura Downs: As for Mark Halbrook, he defeated the Mystery Opponent due to a no-show in Adrenaline Rushs dark match... Louis Carvanelie: This one should be interesting. Halbrook determined to make a name for himself, and Mental out for blood after his elimination from the battle royal... Maura Downs: And here comes Mark Halbrook!! No Shelter' replaces 'Life' on the PA system, as Mark Halbrook appears on the ramp. He runs down the ramp as his blonde hair flows behind him, determined to get this match started quickly. The bell rings as Halbrook slides under the bottom rope and fights off some kicks to the back as he makes his way to his feet, running Mental into the ropes. Mental gets a stiff chop against the ropes, and then is whipped into the opposite ropes, as Halbrook knocks him down with a right hand. Mental gets knocked down and pops back up for another right to the forehead, sending him straight down again. Mental gets to his feet, and is whipped into the turnbuckle. Mark Halbrook runs foward, clothslining Mental against the corner, then runs back, and looks for a splash on Mental, who moves out of the way, and Halbrook smashes into the turnbuckle, falling back into a neckbreaker from Mental. Mental covers... 1...2...(kick out) Halbrook gets to his feet and looks to get whipped into the turnbuckle, but reverses, and instead whips Mental into the ropes, rushing foward where Mental gets his boot in Halbrooks face. Halbrook turns his face away and Mental climbs to the second turnbuckle, jumps up and over, bringing Halbrook to the mat with a bulldog. Halbrook springs up and on his back, as Mental hooks the leg, and Mark Halbrook kicks out at the second cover... Maura Downs: This one is pretty even to begin with here. Louis Carvanelie: True, but I have a feeling Dr. Mental, with his experience in the EWA, will pull this one off and beat the rookie Halbrook. Maura Downs: Don't be too sure of it Louis, you're mostly wrong you know. Louis Carvanelie: Like hell I am, I'm the greatest commentator EWA has ever had, and I'm always right. Maura Downs: Sure Louis, sure. Let's just concentrate on the match shall we? Both men get to their feet, and trade shots in the middle of the ring, before Mental gets the upper hand and knocks Halbrook back into the ropes with a throat thrust, but Halbrook bounces off the ropes and lands a flying elbow to the face, sending Mental to the mat. He rolls through and flies off the ropes to land an elbow drop on Dr. Mental, before nipping to his feet and using the ropes again before legdropping Mental across the throat. Mental slowly gets to his feet, but is dropkicked back down by Halbrook and then gets kicked in the stomach as he gets to his knees. Mental rolls out of the ring and tries to gather himself together, but Mark Halbrook slides under the bottom rope after him. Mental walks around the ring with Halbrook in pursuit, and turns at the last minute, taking Halbrook down with a power clothsline! Maura Downs: Clever strategy by Dr. Mental there. Louis Carvanelie: Sure was. He suckered him in, then took his head off. Maura Downs: And now look, he just broke up the ten count the referee was utilizing so he can beat down on Halbrook outside the ring! Louis Carvanelie: Again, clever move from Dr. Mental. Dr. Mental drags Mark Halbrook to his feet, and whips him into the steel steps but Halbrook reverses!! Mental crashes against the steel steps and lies with his back against the cold steel, a look of pain across his face. He gets on one knee and slowly gets to his feet, as Halbrook sizes him up, and runs foward for a spear, but Mental rolls out of the way, and Halbrook goes shoulder first into the steel steps, dislodging them from the corner!! A 'Holy Sh!t' chant fills the arena as Halbrook writhes in pain on the outside. Mental gets to his feet as the ref reaches to 7 on the 10 count and still holding his back, rolls Halbrook into the ring, before following him in afterwards. He goes for the cover, but Halbrook kicks out just before 3! Mental gets frustrated, dragging Halbrook to his feet, and dropping him with a DDT, and then goes for the cover again, but again Halbrook kicks out. This time Dr. Mental slaps his hands on the mat, before walking to the corner, and climbing the turnbuckle. He wants his finisher the Mentalist, and he jumps... AND MISSES! Halbrook just managed to roll out of the way but now both men are down and the ref starts the ten count. 1....2....3....4....5....6....7... Both men start to stir...8...9... Both men get to their feet. Dr. Mental throws a right hand, but Halbrook ducks under it, and takes Mental down with a reverse DDT. He goes for the cover, but Mental kicks out just before the three. Halbrook tries to drag him to his feet, but Mental counters, rolling Halbrook into a small package! 1..2..NO! Kick out again. Both men get to their feet and this time Halbrook swings with the right, and Mental ducks under it straight at the ropes, and Halbrook turns, straight into a big boot. Halbrook goes down and slides out of the ring, trying to gain his composure. Maura Downs: This match is still pretty even here, both men going for covers and trying to get the win. Louis Carvanelie: Yeah, but Mental is getting frustrated he hasn't put Mark Halbrook away yet. Maura Downs: And now he's following him outside the ring. Mental slides out of the ring and runs at Halbrook, knocking him down to the floor with a clubbing blow to the back. Mental then drags Halbrook to his feet again, and looks to whip him into the steel ring post, but Halbrook counters, pulling Mental into an OVERHEAD BELLY TO BELLY SUPLEX STRAIGHT INTO THE STEEL RING POST!! The crowd again break into their 'Holy Sh!t' chant as Mental cracked the steel ring post and fell straight down on his head and back of his neck. Halbrook walks over and has a cocky smile on his face as he looks down at Mental, who looks out of it. He rolls him into the ring and climbs the turnbuckle, before diving off with a moonsault, and he hits it. Maura Downs: This one could be over. First that devastating overhead belly to belly into the ringpost, and now that moonsault. Louis Carvanelie: But Halbrook isn't going for the cover! He's pulling Mental to his feet. He wants more. Halbrook drags Mental to his feet, and now wants to finish him off with his finisher, The Victory Slam, BUT MENTAL REVERSES INTO A SWINGING DDT!! Maura Downs: Mental somehow managed to muster the strength to reverse Halbrooks finisher, and now both men are once more down again. Louis Carvanelie: Halbrook should have gone for the cover, but he couldn't resist trying out his finisher in the EWA. Maura Downs: And now the ref with the 10 count, this one could be over... Both men have given a lot in this match. At around 9, both men have pulled themselves up using the ropes, Mental looking slightly worse of the two as Halbrook runs foward, but Mental ducks down and throws him over his shoulder and over the rope, but Halbrook lands on the apron, and Mental instinctively flings his elbow back, straight into the face of Halbrook, knocking him off the apron and into the ring barrier! Halbrook crashes into the barrier again as Mental climbs out of the ring, and again the action spills to the outside. Mental connects with a right hand on Halbrook knocking him back down to the floor, as people in the crowd bend over the barrier to touch the superstars, and Mental begins stomping down on Halbrook. He drags him to his feet, and headbutts him, keeping a hold of him, and headbutting him again, opening up Mark Halbrook. Halbrook tries to fight Mental off, as Mental looks to suplex him but Halbrook is fighting, and with all the strength he can muster, reverses Mentals suplex into a suplex of his own!! He rolls into the ring and jumps up on the turnbuckle, as Mental slowly gets to his feet, as Halbrook dives off the top rope, straight into a powerslam from Mental!! Maura Downs: What a reversal by Dr. Mental there, and Halbrook is feeling the effects after taking the risk off the turnbuckle! Louis Carvanelie: A risk he need not have taken though, and a stupid one at that. Maura Downs: It wasn't that stupid, and Halbrook is making the most of his proper debut here in the EWA. Halbrook is in pain on the out, and Mental is hurting too, as he stumbles over to Mark Halbrook and drags him to his feet. Halbrook tries to elbow Mental in the stomach but Mental moved out of the way, and responded by ramming his knee in Halbrooks gut and rolling him into the ring. Halbrook attempts to get to his feet but Mental is already in the ring and kicking him back to the mat. He bends down, and grabs a hold of Halbrook, who counters into a small package. 1...2.. Mental kicks out. Mental drops an elbow and again goes for the cover, and again Halbrook kicks out. He stomps his feet on the mat and beckons Halbrook to his feet, which he does, slowly but surely. Mental kicks him in the gut, and looks for a Twist of Fate type move but Halbrook reverses, throwing Mental to the ropes and scoring with a dropkick to the jaw as he makes his way back! Halbrook quickly crawls into the cover. 1....2...(kick out) Mental gets to his feet and Halbrook reacts, trying again for his Victory Slam finisher, but Mental lands on his feet, and drops Halbrook with a Northern Lights Suplex. He climbs to the second rope, and dives off looking for a fist drop, but Halbrook moves out of the way, and Mental gets to his feet, holding his hand in pain, AS HALBROOK PULLS HIM INTO THE VICTORY SLAM!! Maura Downs: Mark Halbrook just hit his finisher on Dr. Mental, and we could be in for an upset here. Louis Carvanelie: But Halbrook needs to capitalize and make the cover. Cover him dammit! Maura Downs: I thought you were gunning for Dr. Mental? Louis Carvanelie: Who cares? I back the winner, not the loser Maura... Halbrook finally manages to crawl across and drape an arm over Dr. Mental... 1....... 2....... 3....... It's over!! NO IT'S NOT!! The referee spotted Dr. Mentals foot on the ropes, and as Halbrook celebrates his 'victory' the ref tries to tell him he hasn't won, and that the match will continue! Maura Downs: That one could have been over there, but great ring presence by Dr. Mental! Louis Carvanelie: And Halbrook isn't paying attention to the ref, he thinks he's won the match! Halbrook shakes off the ref and raises his arms into the air, but finally the ref gets his attention, and tells him Dr. Mentals foot was on the ropes. Mark Halbrook looks pissed, as he yells at the referee, signalling with his hand that it was a three count, and telling the ref to raise his hand in victory. When the ref refuses, Mark Halbrook gets angry, and pushes the ref into the corner. The ref tries to warn Halbrook off, claiming he'll be disqualified if he lays a hand on him, but Halbrook isn't listening, frustrated he hasn't got the win yet. He pushes the ref into the corner, BUT DR. MENTAL IS UP!! Halbrook is too busy with the ref to notice, and Dr. Mental is standing behind him. He dropkicks him, straight into the referee, who slumps down in the corner, knocked out. Dr. Mental slides out of the ring and grabs a steel chair, before folding it up and sliding into the ring. He walks over to Halbrook, who is slowly, dazed a little, getting to his feet as Mental runs at him... ONLY TO GET THE CHAIR SUPERKICKED INTO HIS FACE!! Halbrook falls to the mat and drapes an arm across Dr. Mental, as the ref crawls over... 1....2....3... This ones over!! Maura Downs: Mark Halbrook has done it! He just beat Dr. Mental in what proved to be an amazing match! Louis Carvanelie: See, I told you Halbrook would pull out the win. Maura Downs: Shut up Louis. (After the match, Dr. Mental is heading up the ramp..) Maura: Wait! What's this!? That's "The One Man Riot" Alan Fiscus! Where did he come from? Louis: He's not there, I blink my eyes, and he's there.. shady bastard. He's attacking Dr. Mental from behind! Maura: He clobbered Mental from behind, and is beating him down! He's got on laid out on the ground.. what is he doing? HE'S TRYING TO REMOVE MENTAL'S BIONIC ARM!! He's kicking at it, and pulling at it! Louis: What is he trying to prove? Maura: Apparantly that he's not to be taken lightly! Mental is doing the best he can to keep his arm away from Fiscus.. Finally! EWA Security is down, and seperating Fiscus from the fallen Mental! Louis: I like this guy.. look at that sadistic smirk on his face. Maura: You would! Fiscus shakes his head with approval, and leaves up the ramp as EWA staff tend to Dr. Mental. (Fiscus is at the top of the ramp, pauses, and turns around. He poses and basks in the crowd's mostly negative reaction. He then leaves through the curtain. The camera cuts to back stage, right after Fiscus walks through the curtain.. Buck Barlow runs up to him with a mic.) Buck: Fiscus! Can you enlighten us as to why you've attacked The Dark Carnival's Dr. Mental? (Fiscus quickly puts his hand in front of Buck's face as to tell him to shut up. He grabs Buck's arm which holds the mic, and sets it right at his mouth.) OMR: Silence, sheep! You are in the presence of greatness, and when you are in the same room as me you better dare not even look me in the eye! I attacked that Garbage Pail Kids reject because he is next on the list. Did you follow the AWA, Barlow, when I had The Black List? Buck: I-- OMR: SHUT UP! I am known as The Career Killer. Many have tried to use this moniker, but only I can rightfully claim such a bold title. Many have fallen in the riot, and Dr. Mental is the next lamb to be led to the slaughter. Consider this the beginning stages of a well deserved Cleansing. I will cleanse the EWA of all these genetic freaks I see walking around. [Fiscus directs his attention to the camera, and with a smirk.] OMR: Mental, I am challenging you to a match, any time, any place. You are The Great Malinko's right hand man? Well, at least I _HAVE_ a right hand you son of a bitch! [Fiscus throws Barlow's arm down and pushes him out of the way. Barlow looks pissed off as the camera switches back to the show.] Louis Carvanelie: Maura what an incredible match you just witnessed between Dr Mental and Mark Halbrook. Maura Downs: Oh no, it isn�t Dr Mental anymore, he is now known as Kyle Roberts. Louis Carvanelie: Has he any relation to Christian Roberts or James Roberts? You know all these Roberts in the one federation is kind of hard to deal with when you�re a colour commentator. Maura Downs: Hold on Louis, its time for another award. (The screen fades to the award podium, where standing is EWA Owner Mike Victory.) Mike Victory: And now the award for EWA Most Creative, and to present this award we have former EWA two time Universal Champion Christian Cage. (A round of applause as Cage gets up from his seat and he walks towards the podium. Cage stands and accepts the applause from the stars as he is the only person to hold the Universal Title twice.) Christian Cage: Thank you . . . Now I have the privilege of hosting an award. Tonight I hand out the award for EWA�s most creative person. Now this person who wins the award, wins it because he brought a lot of creative juices to the table. Every week they had to be creative just to stay a head in the business. And now the top four nominees for the EWA Creative Award. EXCIDIUM!!! . . . KENNEDY WALLACE!!! . . . GARY MAC!!! . . . And last . . . IAN WYNN!!! (Footage of the top four rolls and then the show cuts back to Cage.) Christian Cage: And the winner, for EWA Most Creative goes to . . . Hold on it�s a tie . . . Between EXCIDIUM AND KENNEDY WALLACE!!! (Excidium walks up to the podium and takes his award, Kennedy Wallace is no where in sight and there for Excidium picks up the prize.) Excidium: I had a speech, but Bob forgot to bring the cards, so thanks! (Excidium smiles and then heads back to his seat, the show cuts to Mike Victory.) Mike Victory: And now its time for another award. Its time for the EWA Feud of the year award and presenting it is new EWA employee Tommy Purr. (Tommy gets up and straightens his tie and heads towards the podium. Tommy smiles and then begins to speak.) Tommy Purr: Feud of the year? What exactly can be described as feud of the year? Something that has pushed the boundaries of the EWA? Something that has pushed either man to their own limits? Well I have been in a few great feuds during my career but tonight it belongs to two men who will share the honor of being known as the two men who put on the most entertaining feud in the first year of the EWA�s existence. So the nominees are . . . Excidium Vs Malinko!!! . . . Gary Mac Vs Mike Victory!!! . . . The Butcher Vs Davlin McCaine!!! . . . Thurman Skydive Vs Last Vengence!!! . . . And the winner is . . . EXCIDIUM Vs MALINKO!!! Louis Voice Over: Accepting the award on behalf of Malinko and Excidium is Sarah Carson. (Carah makes her way up to the podium in a seductively swaying way, dressed in a stunning low cut, white evening dress with leg splits up the sides showing her spectacularly formed thighs. Her cleavage just barely being contained within the soft silk fabric. The camera moves to Malinko who is staring and drooling. Julia notices and dumps an entire water pitcher of water on his lap before storming off. Malinko runs after her, a little bowlegged from water dripping down from his crotch.) Carah: Well about three months ago you got to see these two idiots bicker and stumble about over little old me...in the end all the had left were bruises, and all I had left was the choice from the lesser of two morons... So I�m a lesbian now (crowd laughs). It�s flattering to have been part of the Feud of the Year, but now if you�ll excuse me, I have to toss this award through Malinko�s windshield. (The crowd applauds as Carah makes her way off the stage and behind the curtains where the other award winners wait. The show then cuts to the Prerecorded Main Event.) Louis Carvanelie: And now Maura, its time for the Main Event. Maura Downs: Caveman has the chance to become the number one contender for the US title here tonight. Louis Carvanelie: I wonder what Sam Smarts will do tonight? �You cant touch this� by MC Hammer begins pumping through the PA as Sam Smarts and Caveman walk out with a confident grin on their faces. The crowd gives the two a mixed reaction. Upon reaching the ring, Caveman pulls down the middle rope to allow Sam easier access into the ring afterwards Caveman leaps into the ring. Smarts moves to the middle of the ring with a mic in hand. Maura Downs: He has a mic, does this guy ever shut up? Louis Carvanelie: Maura stop disrespecting the man please. Sam Smarts now begins to talk. Smarts: Hello St Louis. The crowd gives a huge pop of cheers when their city�s name mentioned. Smarts: Today we are gathered here to hand out a few awards, and what would be a better place to do so than St Louis? Home of the best show on the turf and the bowling hall of fame. Crowd begins cheering at the top of their lungs. Smarts: The bowling hall of fame? Thats as close as you will ever get to greatness St Louis, you will just be the home to the hall of fame of fat guys who can drop a few pins. Other than that you are just losers, saint losers. Crowd violently boos at Sams comments. Smarts: I too am very ticked off at the decision to hold the award ceremony at St LoserVille, but what can I do? I don�t have a cure of ignorance, well not as yet. But continue checking your local Smart-Marts. Now St loserville has a reputation of pumping out losers unlike any state in the nation, sure Bob Pettite and the Hawks were great but where are they now? Bob is six feet under and the hawks too are in heaven or should I say Atlanta? Crowd boos at the top of their lungs. Smarts: Come on admit it you can never beat the Atlanta Braves, hell you wont even make it to the playoffs, just like your precious Rams last season. I have never seen a super bowl champion get manhandled like the Rams did, but like I said earlier St Louis you pump out losers like no place on the map, hence I have no plans on �����. Suddenly Marshall gates music starts playing and interrupts sam. (add his entrance here) Sam Smarts: You have done it again St Louis you have pumped out another loser before I could even finish talking. Sam Smarts drops his mic and rushes towards the commentary table. Smarts takes a seat next to Maura and Louis. Marshall walks over and wonders what Smarts is doing as he does this Caveman comes from behind with a vicious axe handle sending Gates down to the mat. Caveman pulls him up and slaps his big hand on the chest of Gates. Caveman whips Gates off the ropes and shoulder barges him down, Caveman reaches down and pulls Gates up with ease and then hoists him up in a gorilla press slam and slams Gates to the mat. Caveman goes for a big leg drop but Gates moves quickly. Gates up and he gets some momentum off the ropes and drop kicks Caveman as he is getting up. Gates takes a step back as Caveman didn�t go down. Maura Downs: What does it take to keep Caveman down? Sam Smarts: A whole lot more than what Gates can give. Louis Carvanelie: I agree with Sam Maura, Gates cant win this match. Gates looks on in disbelief and then runs off the ropes and tries to knock Caveman down with a clothesline but Gates didn�t move him. Gates steps back and he looks at Caveman and wonders what to do. Gates comes at him with huge rights and lefts but Caveman laughs it off, Caveman with a big head butt and he sends Gates down. Caveman smiles and reaches down and pulls up Gates and whips him into the corner. Smarts smiles and Caveman goes for a body avalange in the corner but Gates moves and Caveman crashes into the turnbuckle and this takes the wind out of him. Gates climbs the ropes and from behind hit�s a missle drop kick to the back of Cavemans head, this sends the big man to one knee and then Gates comes off the ropes with a clothesline but Caveman doesn�t fall. Gates kicks Caveman in the midsection and goes for a DDT but Caveman with his weight pushes Gates down with him and Gates head bounces off the mat. Louis Carvanelie: Look at how Caveman is picking Gates apart. Sam Smarts: With ease Louis, with ease. Caveman is just to huge for guys like Gates, Caveman will rule this federation and the Universal title will be mine all mine. Maura Downs: What is this infatuation with the Universal title? Sam Smarts: Caveman is destroying him some more do your job and call the match. Caveman smiles and grabs Gates head and pulls him to his feet, a huge scoop slam by Caveman puts Gates back down on the mat. Caveman drops a huge leg drop and then covers. ONE TWO THREE NO GATES GETS A SHOULDER UP!!! Caveman gets up and he is angry, Caveman reaches down and goes to grab Gates but Gates low blows him and then runs off the ropes and hit�s a drop kick to the knee sending Caveman down to one knee. Maura Downs: My God Gates has Caveman stunned in the middle of the ring! Louis Carvanelie: He will blow it, Bob must have suffered some serious head trauma to have booked him in the main event. Maura Downs: I think you might be wrong on that one. This maybe the beginning of the end for Caveman! (Gates sees his chance to finish off Caveman and sprints over to top turnbuckle. He climbs up and perches waiting for Caveman to turn around so he can deliver one last drop kick to Caveman's face. Suddenly a commotion breaks out in the crowd. The camera whip pans to see what is happening. After a few moments we see "Evolution's Pick" Jake Jarvis hop over the guard rail carrying a steel chair.) Maura Downs: What the hell is Jarvis doing out here. (Gates sees the crowd reaction and raises his hands high into the air.) Louis Carvanelie: Gates thinks the crowd is cheering for him! Now that is funny! (Sam Smart looks shocked to see Jarvis out here. He then sees that Jake is heading towards Marshal. Sam instantly sees a golden opportunity for his client. He jumps up on the apron and distracts the ref. Jarvis jumps up onto the apron on the opposite side. Gates turns his head and sees Jarvis, but its to late. Jake nails Marshal in the head with the steel chair letting out a sickening thud. Gates falls off the top rope and into the ring. Jake jumps down from the apron as does Sam. Caveman seems to have regained composure although he is now confused as to what happened to Gates. Caveman then sees Jarvis standing outside the ring.) Jake Jarvis: PIN HIM!!! (Caveman looks over to Sam) Sam Smarts: WHAT ARE YOU WAITING ON?! PIN HIM! (With the reassurance from his manager Caveman instantly hooks Gates leg and goes for the pin.) ONE TWO THREE Maura Downs: No damn it! Jarvis just screwed Gates out of his number one contendership! Louis Carvanelie: Oh like he would have won anyway. (Sam Smart climbs into the ring and begins to celebrate the big win with his client. Jake then slides in carrying the chair and a microphone. Jarvis stands over Gates who is still dazed from the chair shot and fall.) Jake Jarvis: Gates! What did I tell you?! I told you that you didn't belong here. I told you that you weren't talented enough to follow me to the EWA and yet you are here. Why Gates? Why do you insist on following me where ever I go? You think you are something special? You think the fans what to see you? Well you are dead wrong. As a matter of fact I am going to do them all a favor right now and make sure you never come back! Louis Carvanelie: About time. (Jarvis drops the microphone and grabs the chair with both hands.) Maura Downs: No he wouldn't dare! (Jarvis slams the chair over the defenseless Gates head. Blood begins to pour on to the mat. Jarvis begins to laugh as he picks up the mic.) Maura Downs: Jarvis is just evil! He could have killed Gates! Jake Jarvis: You see Gates when I came to the arena tonight I had but one goal. And that goal was to make sure your career was over by the end of the night. I thought that fat piece of dog s*** over there would do it for me. But like the old saying goes, if you want something done right do it yourself. (Caveman stops celebrating and takes a step towards Jarvis. Sam try's in vain to pull him back.) Jake Jarvis: What you got something to say to me Tubby? Hey man I don't got any doughnuts you might want to ask your manager over there, I think he must have a whole factory somewhere. (With that, Caveman shoves Jarvis. Jarvis drops the chair and almost falls out of the ring. Caveman then follows up with a huge double ax handle to Jakes back. Jarvis falls to the ground on his hands an knees. Paramedics rush in to check on Gates. Caveman then goes to grab Jakes hair but is met only with a surprise chair shot from Jarvis. Caveman takes a step back which give Jarvis enough time to stagger to his feet. Jarvis then lurches forward and hits Caveman again with the chair. Sam Smarts jumps out of the ring and watches from halfway down the entry ramp. Caveman falls back onto the ropes, but bounces back and hits a giant clothesline on Jarvis which sends him flying halfway across the ring. As Jake hits the mat he drops the chair and it goes sliding out of the ring. Caveman goes for an elbow drop. Jarvis quickly rolls out of the way and Caveman hits his elbow hard. Jarvis crawls back over to Caveman and starts to throw closed fist punches at Caveman's head. Suddenly security hits the ring. Half of them grab Jarvis, drag him to the corner and pin him against the turnbuckle. While the other half try to hold Caveman down on the ground.) (The show cuts back to the live award show, Mike Victory stands next to the podium as the camera focuses on him.) Mike Victory: And now its time for another award, this time its for the EWA Roleplayer of the Year. This award will be presented by The Butcher. (The Butcher stands up and heads to the podium, once he gets there he gets read to speak.) The Butcher: Roleplayer of the year, how would you really decide a roleplayer of the year? Well everyone who roleplayed in EWA over the past year was nominated for this award. And there can only be one winner. Now there is no top four, so without further interruptions we will announce the winner. The Winner for EWA Roleplayer of the Year goes to . . . ALLISA!!!!! (Allisa�s theme music hits but she isn�t in attendance and so Malinko steps up to take the award. He walks up to the podium with the Universal title over his shoulder.) The Great Malinko: Since Allisa isn�t in attendance here tonight, I will pick up the award and send it on . . . (Just then with no warning Butcher slams the award into Malinkos head. Malinko falls in a heap on the floor and Butcher stands over him with a sick smile on his face. Butcher grabs Malinko and pulls him up and hit�s the Butcher blade onto the floor. Malinko is out cold as Butcher grabs the Universal title and points at Malinko. Butcher then turns and heads out of the room. The scene then cuts to replays of what happens.) Louis Voice Over: Maura what a shot by Butcher, signaling his intention of being the Universal champion. Maura Voice Over: I cant believe this, he ruined a great night. (Order has been restrained and the show cuts to Mike Victory.) Mike Victory: Ok that wasn�t expected, but we have to move forward. And next is the EWA Match of the Year award. To host this we have T-bone from the early EWA. (T-Bone makes a surprise entrence and steps up with the award for match of the year.) T-Bone: Match of the year is something I am very privileged to present, this award means you where apart of the greatest match in EWA history. And the nominees are . . . James Roberts Vs Davlin McCaine three out of five falls match at Adrenaline Rush . . . Christian Cage Vs Malinko for the Universal title . . . Gary Mac Vs Davlin McCaine Vs AMP Vs Mike Victory Vs Excidium for the One title and EWA Snowbound . . . And last Gold rush . . . The winner of EWA Match of the Year . . . JAMES ROBERTS VS DAVLIN MCCAINE!!! (A promotional video plays with clips of the match, then the show comes back to Mike Victory who will host the last two awards.) Mike Victory: And now for a very special award, its for the biggest moment in EWA. This award can really only go to one thing and one person. So without taking up anymore of your time. The winner of the EWA Biggest Moment goes to . . . CHRISTIAN CAGE AND THE FIRST UNIVERSAL CHAMPIONSHIP REIGN!!!! (Christian Cage gets up to a huge round of applause from the stars, he gets a standing ovation as he walks up to accept his award. Cage takes the award and lifts it up high. Before Cage can return to his seat, Mike stops him.) Mike Victory: Christian I think you should help me with this next award. Christian Cage: Ok. Mike Victory: Our last thing on the agenda for tonight is to induct a new member into the EWA Hall of Fame. Christian you know this man just as good as I do, our new INDUCTEE into the Hall of Fame is . . . IAN WYNN!!!! (The crowd stand up and begins applauding but Ian Wynn isn�t around. The whole crowd of stars look around but cant find Ian Wynn sitting or standing. Mike Victory looks around in confusion wondering where Wynn has got to. The show the fades to black.) |