EWA Presents: Tuesday Night Tsunami
June 10th 2003
Live from Cow Palace, San Francisco, California

The Beginning of the Show   

I’m drowning,
In the shadows that creep in my mind,
And it’s hard to escape,
When there’s no place left for me to hide.

And I keep on running From the blood on my hands,
The battle is won but Will it ever end?

Who Am I To Kill A Stranger?
After all that we’ve been through.
Who Am I To Kill A Stranger?
After All That we’ve Been Through.

Darkness has engulfed All the Light in my life,
And my thirst to kill Has grown stronger Over time.

And I keep on running From the blood on my hands,
The battle is won but Will it ever end?

Who Am I To Kill A Stranger?
After all that we’ve been through
Who Am I To Kill A Stranger?
After All That We’ve Been Through

It’s the fever that yearns For the thrill of the kill

And I keep on running From the blood on my hands
The battle is won but Will it ever end?

Who Am I To Kill A Stranger?
After all that we’ve been through
Who Am I To Kill A Stranger?
After All That We’ve Been Through
Who Am I To Kill A Stranger?
The Truth You Always Knew,
And Who Am I?
A Little Stranger…
And now I’m killing YOU!  

“To Kill A Stranger”
Fozzy

The camera looks over people in the crowd as fireworks shoot off all around the ring and up the entrance ramp. We see the EWA fans going nuts for the second show sine the company reopened. The camera zooms into a few signs, we see a “Delrae rules” one, plus a “Malinko sucks” one. We scan around the crowd one more time before joining our commentary team.

Maura Downs: Welcome to Tuesday Night Tsunami! We have an action packed night for you!

Louis Carvanelie: Orange Bullet gets a chance at new our Universal champion Christian Cage!

Maura Downs: And don’t forget Hells Angel having the opportunity to get his shot at that title.

Louis Carvanelie: Well, the actions starting right away, here comes one of the Co Owners, Mike Victory.

Eye of the Tiger plays as the crowd rises to its feet for the co owner, Mike walks out and waves to his fans, he walks down the ramp and climbs up the steps. Upon entering the ring he gets handed a microphone as his music fades out.

Mike Victory: Hello San Francisco!

Mike gets a pop from the crowd.

Mike Victory: Its great to see you all out here, but I want to get straight down to business tonight. You see, I don’t like the idea of sharing the ownership of this company, and I especially don’t like the idea of sharing it with a man like Gary Mac.

The crowd boo’s at the mention of Mac’s name.

Mike Victory: So I have decided to buy out my ‘partner’ so I can become the sole owner of this company!

The crowd give our a huge pop at the news.

Mike Victory: So Gary Mac, get out here!

“Tear Away” by Drowning Pool hits, the crowd begin to boo as Gary Mac walks out, he looks around and shakes his head at the booing fans. He walks down the ramp and rolls into the ring, he looks at Victory and snatches the microphone off him as the music fades.

Gary Mac:  Mike, you think you can buy me out? What makes you think I’ll accept? It’ll take a lot of money to lure me away from this place, and its money I don’t happen to think you have Mike.

Mike Victory takes the microphone back.

Mike Victory: I think you’ll find my offer … very generous.

Mike hands Gary a check, Gary looks at it and his eyes widen, a huge grin comes over his face.

Gary Mac:  You’re even crazier than I thought Mike. I accept, this place is yours.

All of a sudden ‘Paranoid’ by Black Sabbath hits as the crowd boo again, “The Bright Spark” J walks out with a “tR” T Shirt on, he has his tag team title over his shoulder and a microphone already in his hand, his music fades out.

J:  Mac, what the hell do you think you’re doing? We had a plan, we had a deal! You’re turning your back on your old friends for dollar signs!

Gary Mac:  J its not …

Mike takes the microphone off Mac.

Mike Victory: I’ll handle this Gary. You see J, there is nothing you can do about it. Last week you interfiered in a title match and affected the outcome by blinding Orange Bullet. You won the tag team titles in unfair fashion and now you’re sticking your nose in my business again.

J: What are you gonna do? Fire me Mike?

Mike Victory: No, not this time. You are suspended for one week, you may return next week. But for now … get the hell out of this arena.

J: You can’t do that.

Mike Victory: I can, security will be here any minute to escort you away.

Four big men in security outfits come out as J looks at them.

J: Victory, you just made a big mistake.

J drops his microphone on the floor as he signals for the security guards to come towards him, one of them reaches out and J throws a punch at him, the man stumbles back but the other three all grab J and escort him away as he struggles as much as he can, shouting things towards Mike Victory, we see the other security guard gingerly walk to the back holding his face. Eye of the Tiger plays again as Mike Victory raises his arms in the air to the crowd, and Gary Mac stands staring at his check.

Maura Downs: Well, what a way to kick off the show, Mike Victory now OWNS this company!

Louis Carvanelie: And J is suspended! What big and horrible news.

Maura Downs: Shut up.  

Scotty's Waiting Game.

We go outside and see a shot of Scotty Delrae in the parking lot. He is wearing a neck brace after Jordan Michaels attacking him last week. He has a steel chair in his hands and appears to be waiting for Jordan Michaels to show up. We go back inside the arena.

Maura Downs: Scotty seemingly waiting for Michaels there, after that attack last week. I hope to god Scotty gets his revenge.

Louis Carvanelie: Impartial Maura, remember, impartial.

Maura Downs: If you can break that rule then I can too, anyway, coming up now we have our first match of the evening, it’s the crazy 8 way Battle Royal!  

Inkredable Killah Vs Rage Vs Tornado Vs Smoke Vs TakTik Vs Mike Aston Vs Snypz

Marlon Marvel: This match is a 8-man over the top rope elimination match. Introducing first weighing in at 190 pounds, Inkredable Killah.

Killah walks down to the ring and backs himself into one of the corners.

Marlon Marvel: The second man in this miniature battle royal weighing in at 198 punds, RAGE!

Rage comes ot the ring, and notices Killah huddled into a corner and being one of the smallest men in the match, he decides to adpot the same tactic.

Marlon Marvel: Next, weighing in at an astounding 455 pounds, TORNADO!

Tornado approaches the ring and manages to haul himself up the stairs, then steps over the top rope.

Marlon Marvel: Coming to the ring at this time, weighing 265 pounds, Smoke.

Smoke comes to the ring and like Tornado steps over the top rope.

Marlon Marvel: Making his way to the ring, coming in at 500 pounds and standing an enormous 7'3", TakTik.

TakTik lumbers his way to the ring, his oversized frame obviously too bulky to be very well balanced. He, like his fellow big men, steps over the top rope.

Marlon Marvel: Headed to the ring, Mike Aston!

Aston, asking that his weight not be announced comes to the ring and rolls under the bottom rope.

Marlon Marvel: Coming in at 252 pounds, Snypz.

Snypz comes to the ring and tries to bury himself into one of the open corners.

Marlon Marvel: And last, making his way to the ring area, Daemon Asetus.

The bell rings to get the match underway and almost immediatly the big men start throwing punches at one another as the other four men stand in a corner each, watching the action.

Tornado and Smoke gang up on TikTak as Aston moves over and attacks Killah. Killah is putting up a good fight, but is clearly over powered. Tornad and Smoke are trying to get TikTak over the top rope.

Louis Carvanelie: Tornado and Smoke are trying deperatly to eliminate TikTak, but that man is HUGE! Why in the hell would Smoke want to help Tornado?

Maura Downs: Tornado has almost got him, YES!

Louis Carvanelie: NO! Daemon has jumped into the mix and is smashing Tornado with a seris of rights and lefts.


Tornado too distracted by the attack from Daemon has to let go saving TikTak from elimination. Meanwhile, Killah is holding his own against Aston while Snypz and Rage has gatheres in a corner to try and figure out a game plan. Tornado nails Daemon with a axe handle, sending Daemon to the mat. He turns back to TikTak. Rage and Snypz rush over to help.

Maura Downs: TikTak is out of there!

Louis Carvanelie: I can't belive those two cheap shot artists, who do they think they are?


Tornado and Smoke almost immediatly begin going at each other. Snypz and Rage run to the corner and blast Aston from behind. Killah grabs Snypz and belts him in the face, then pushes him into the corner and goes to work on his mid section. Daemon is up and runs at Rage.

Louis Carvanelie: WOW, and Rage has been eliminated! Did you see that? Daemon run right at Rage sending both of them over the top rope, but Daemon at the last second grabbed the top rope, hit the apron and slid back in the ring as Rage hit the floor.

Maura Downs: Yes, we all saw it Louie.

Louis Carvanelie: What an athlete Daemon is!

Daemon and Aston team up against Killah and Snypz who were fighting each other, causing some confusion in Killah as he doesn't seem to know who to attack. Tornado has Smoke down on the mat and is laying into him good. Tornado sees Aston and Daemon out of the corner of his eye and lets go of Smoke. Tornado has ahold of Aston who is strugglinh in the big mans grasp. He has Aston up, and pitches him right over the top.
Maura Downs: wow, and Aston has been eliminated. Tornado may be just too big for anyone to eliminate.

Louis Carvanelie: He isn't too big, he is too stupid. How does a guy like that even get a eWa contract?

Daemon stays at work on Snypz and Killah tries to push Tornado over the top, but Tornado stands in his spot, almost laughing at the smaller star. Snypz drops to his knees and low blows Daemon, then goes to the middle turnbuckle. He is ready to drop down onto Daemon when Smoke charges the corner, bounding his body over Daemon knocking Snypz from his perch and sending him to the floor.

Louis Carvanelie: Snypz is gone, damn you Smoke! Get that guy out of there.

Daemon rolls out of harms way as Smoke, Tornado and Killah are all embroiled in battle right in the corner. Tornado picks up Killah, but tosses himaside when he sees an opening with Smoke. He pushes Smoke hard and Smoke bounds over the top rope, but grabs it on the way over.

Maura Downs: Is Smoke gone? Can someone tell us if his feet touched the floor?

Louis Carvanelie: Of course they did!

Tornado turns back to Killah who is laying in a heap on the mat, picks him up and tosses him over the top.

Maura Downs: Incredable Killah has been eliminated! And I just recieved word that Smokes feet did not touch the floor, he is still in this thing!

Louis Carvanelie: It doesn't matter Daemon has this thing sewn up!

Tornado charges Daemon who is standing against the ropes, hands help up ready for the charge. At the last minute he lowers his body, grabbing the top rope, sending Tornado spilling to the floor. Daemon looks out at him and raises his arms in victory. Smoke rolls under the bottom rope, runs at Daemon who is looking out, proud of eliminating Tornado and places a solid clothesline to the back of Daemon sending him to the floor.

Louis Carvanelie: NO! He should have been eliminated, damn that Smoke! Daemon won that battle royal!

Maura Downs: And there is your REAL winner of the 8-man over the top rope elimination match, Smoke.

 

Michaels Sneaks In.

The scene opens up at the back of the arena. A limousine pulls up and “The Unstoppable” Jordan Michaels steps out of it, he’s wearing a designer suit, sunglasses and his Tag Team title is over his shoulder. He looks around to make sure no one is there and enters through the back door of the arena.

Maura Downs: Did you just see that coward?

Louis Carvanelie: What? You mean Jordan Michaels arriving? What of it?

Maura Downs: He went in through the back door to avoid Delrae!

Louis Carvanelie: How do you know he was avoiding Delrae? Maybe he’s too classy to use the same door as everyone else.

Maura Downs: What’s classy about going in through the back door?

Louis Carvanelie: … Anyway! Coming up now is Caveman Vs Virus!

Maura Downs: You never answered my question.

Louis Carvanelie: What question?  

We go for a commercial break.

The Virus Vs Caveman

We come back from the Commercial break and both competitors are already in the ring having made their entrances while we were off air.

Louis Carvanelie: This one will be a real slugfest huh?

Maura Downs - You got that right, both men standing over 7 feet tall!

Louis Carvanelie: And work this one out, Virus has the height advantage, but Caveman has the weight advantage.

Maura Downs - These two are going at it right now.

The two giants trade punches in the centre of the ring, the Virus gets the better of Caveman and has him reeling up against the ropes, Virus attempts to slam Caveman!

Maura Downs - Virus going for the slam, can he …

Louis Carvanelie: … No he can’t! Look!

Virus seems to have pulled a muscle in his back trying to lift Caveman.

Maura Downs - Virus’s back hurting apparently.

Caveman clubs the Virus’s back, and sends him to the mat, he stomps on him a couple of times before dragging him up and getting in position for a slam.

Maura Downs - Caveman now going for the slam and …

Louis Carvanelie: Yes! He hits it!

He slowly lifts up the Virus and slams him, he picks him up and shoves him in the turn buckle before hitting the NutCracker! Virus stumbles out and falls over, Caveman covers.

One, Two, Three!

Maura Downs - Virus looking a bit off form today.

Louis Carvanelie: Easy win for Caveman.

(OOC – This match was so short due to Virus’s handler not roleplaying)

A Shadow cast over Mike Victory

Maura Downs: What a great night of EWA action we have had hear tonight fans. In case you are just joining us Gary Mac is no longer the co-owner of EWA.

 

Louis Carvanelie: Oh great I have to take order now from Victory. He was always scared of me maybe Ill get a raise out of him.

 

Maura Downs: Well I doubt that since they don’t give idiots raises around here.

 

“The Eye of The Tiger” by Survivor plays as the crowd erupts look over at the entrance. Mike Victory emerges from the curtain smiling at the crowd as he walks down the aisle giving props to the fans bowing to them.

 

Mike gets climbs up the stairs and to the ring taking the mic from Marvell. The fans start chanting “Vic-tor-ry, Vic-tor-ry, Vic-tor-ry,” as Mike looks at the fans and raises his arm up high in the air.

 

Mike: You know I thought I was done talking out here but I was looking around at all the new talent I have signed for you fans.

 

The fans cheer loudly for him for the moves.

 

Mike: I brought in the very best of wrestlers this great world of ours had to offer. Though there is one individual who I thought was one of them but it turns out he…..lied to me.

 

The fans boo at the thought of that.

 

Mike: That individual came out here in the middle of my ring and said he could no longer wrestle. While I have the utmost respect for him I want to talk to him face to face, man to man. He let me down and more importantly he let you, the fans down as well. So with that in mind Shadow would you please come on down here.

 

 With that said the lights go out and X appears right where Mike Victory stands. Mike looking stunned temporarily looks down at the X spinning in circles. Lightning and thunder are heard throughout the arena as X appears on the screen spinning the forming into a pair eyes blinking. “Giving Into You” by Adema starts to play as the crowd explodes in cheers as Shadow comes out wearing a pair of lose fitting blue jeans and black shirt with his black leather jacket. He wears a symbol of a cross around his neck and claw rings around his fingers His hair hangs in the middle of his face covering up part of his sunglasses. He holds his cane in his right hand coming to the ring. He walks in as Mike holds the ropes for him. Shadow stands in the middle of the ring raising his cane as the lights come back on. The crowd starts chanting “Shadow” as he takes the mic looking right at Victroy.

 

Shadow: You have something that you wish to speak with me about? This had better be good or else.

 

Mike: Shadow there is no need to get angry with me. I know about you and your past quite well so since you didn’t answer my phone calls all week I figured I had to call you out here in the middle of the ring so that we could settle this issue once and for all.

 

Shadow: I’m not one for Owners or GM’s for that matter getting involved in my business. You know that better than anyone. So if you have got something to say….say now and quick.

 

Mike: Lets get something straight here first off you are not going to push me around. When I signed you I signed you because I thought you could wrestle. I know about your injury and those who did it to you but I have a responsibility to the fans and everyone in the back to bring the very best in the business here. So I signed you to a long term deal knowing that you have held countless titles in other organizations I figured you would be one bring more fans to the EWA. What do I get? A man who has to walk with a cane and cant wrestle that’s exactly what the hell I get! What can you bring now to the EWA? Nothing!

 

Shadow takes off his sunglasses and his leather jacket pushing Mike back with his cane.

 

Shadow: You don’t know a damn thing about me. You have no idea what I am still capable of in this ring. Didn’t you hear any of what I had to say last week? I am not one you want to piss off cause I can and will make your life a living hell. You seemed so concerned with my in ring abilities that you forgot the other half that brought me to where I am. You see Mike I tormented souls along the way to cause them think and act differently. I single handily brought the HECW to its very end. I am the one who had the balls to stand up to those in RSCW when no one else would. I have left my mark on this business but I am not finished. If you would open your ears and listen for once in your life let it be now. I am looking for that one individual to take under my wing and teach him the ways that were taught to me.

 

Mike: Shadow I signed you as wrestler not a manager or a mentor. The last thing I need right now is for you to pull your old tricks again in the EWA.

 

Shadow gets angered moving right up to Mike poking his cane at the bottom of his throat forcing him in the corner holding it tightly. Mike scrambles trying to break the hold and to stop choking.

 

Shadow: I don’t care what you say, you little piss ant! I am here for one reason and that very reason is to find the one and slowly bring an end to your reign and let Shadows reign begin!! My venom will inflict those who are around me cause the pain I have suffered over the years will be nothing like what this company is about to suffer. Mark my word Victory…..don’t ever screw with me again or else the only thing you will be seeing is darkness. Your life will never be the same from here on out. If I was you I would watch your back and your family cause now you just moved to top of my hit list.

 

Shadows tone becomes quite and soft spoken suddenly.

 

Shadow: Darkness will reign Mike, may your fears be your light.

 

Shadow moves close to Mikes face and takes off his sunglasses looking right into his eyes.

 

Shadow: “Never Fear”

 

Shadow releases the hold on Mike as he catches his breath and his face turns back to red. Shadow gets out of the ring staring at him with a smile as Mike stands back up and stares back at him with a look of anger.  

 

Talking Shit

 

The image suddenly goes to fuzz¦.we fade back in on "the New Talent" Davlin McCaine, who is sitting in what appears to be a huge college lecture hall.  Behind him is a huge projection screen in which the words TALKING SHIT are seen.  

DAVLIN McCAINE: Word up, Players and Playettes.  Welcome to the best segment not only on EWA programming, but on wrestling programming in general..of course, that's not saying very much on either end, but anyways  

Last week.I told you that this week I would be subjecting EWA to my own very special "Talent Appraisement," and for those who are new to this program. That basically means that I plan to go down the EWA roster list and give my opinions on all the losers..I mean, competitors on the list.  

----Davlin holds up a clicker to change the image projected from TALKING SHIT to a picture of Mike Victory.  

DAVLIN: So let's start with the two owners of EWA..first off, this guy.Mike Victory.  Now on one hand.. I really want to crack on this guy for underestimating me during my second match in EWA..a Battle Royal they had to crown a new EWA champion.  They had Victory, Ex-Laxium, a few other guys whose names escape me, Gary Mac, and the man who was preaching Thuganomics when John Cena was still a Prototype "the New Talent" Davlin McCaine.  NowVictory, Ex-Laxium, and the other jobbers were somewhat old hands in EWA, and they were so sure that it wouldn't be a rookie  like Davlin McCaine in the Final Two for the title but it was.  

-----Davlin clicks the picture over to Gary Mac.  

DAVLIN:
And this guy.."The Real Deal" Gary Mac, who yeah.came out on the better end of the match, but I don't dwell on old shit like that.  After all, it was Gary Mac that hired yours truly back to EWA, so even though I really don't like Gary Mac..I do respect him.  And that's more than I can say about a lot of the so called "superstars" running around EWA.  

----Davlin clicks the picture over to The Butcher.

DAVLIN:  (in a mocking voice) He-doh.  My name is Da Butcher.  I'm a big, stupid piece of crap that somehow won the BCW World Title.  I enjoy eating crayons and shitting my pants.  When I grow up, I want to be a good wrestler, but that would involve having Talent..which I can't even spell, let alone know if I have any.  FRANKS AND BEANS!!!  

----Davlin clicks the picture over to Scotty Delrae.  

DAVLIN: This kid, on the other hand, has some talent..but then again, I really don't like those Flag Waving, Pick Up Truck Driving, Sister Fucking, Cross Burning, Inbred, "Good Ole'" Southern Boy like Scotty Delrae.  So a big "YEEEE-HAWWW" to Jimmy Bo Bob Delrae, and we're moving on  

----Davlin clicks the picture to Jordan Michaels and J. the Revolution.  

DAVLIN: To "the Unstoppable" Jordan Michaels, who I have really nothing bad to say about.  Always respected his talent and he's kind of etched his own name in Sports Entertainment.  Now J.on the other hand..  

J might be a good main eventer, but he's always came off as being nothing more than Jordan Michael's bitch.  I mean, what really is J without Jordan Michaels.  Sadly, not much.  My advice to J.get off Jordan's sac, and try to make your own way..otherwise, you'll be nothing more than the "Dancing" Stevie Richards to Jordan's Raven.  


----Davlin clicks to a picture of Hell's Angel, The Virus, Rage, and some others.  

DAVLIN:
Which leads me to this group of Goth wannabes, who aren't even worth naming separately?  I just call them the Bikergothdarkextremewannabes, and they do nothing but either bore with their tales of their "Tortured Souls" or try to act like they are Bad Asses by beating up a 100 pd interviewer.  Yawn.  

----Davlin clicks to a picture of Christian Cage.  

DAVLIN: Here's a guy I had some respect for¦..until he started bringing his drama with his brat into the ring.  I mean, haven't we all learned from Gary Mac¦..kids and wrestling DO NOT MIX.  Well.in Mac's case, he was dealing coke on the side, but still Kids don't work in movie sequels and they sure as hell don't work in wrestling.  My opinion put that brat in a home and get back to kicking ass in the ring. 

----Davlin clicks to a picture of the Great Malenko  

DAVLIN: Said it before, I'll say it again..I f#$king HATE the Insane Clown Pussies.  So imagine how I feel about somebody that copies their gimmick.  Bleugh.  


----Davlin clicks to a picture of Orange Bullet. 

DAVLIN:  Decent wrestler but REALLY bad name.  

-----Davlin clicks to a picture of  Inkredable Killah.  

DAVLIN: mY name are Inkredible Killah.  I lik to talk like I'm Prince, by saying u r instead of just using words.  I make the Butcher look smart.  

----Davlin clicks to a picture of the Caveman.  

DAVLIN:
And finally this freak.  Boy, I really bet that the Butcher is happy that there are people in this fed that are more stupid than he is.  This big fat slob has to have a manager do everything for him because he has the brain of a retarded chimp that just sits in a cage all day..shitting in his hand and tossing it at passer Byers¦..masturbating furiously to a picture of Kathy Bates naked.  Ewwwwww  ok, enough of this.  

----Davlin clicks back to the TALKING SHIT logo.  

DAVLIN: Talking about some of these feebs has made me want to go take a long shower to wash the Loser off of me.  Next time..well..I'm not sure what I'm gonna talk about, but it should be interesting.  

Until then  Same Shit Time  Same Shit Channel. 

And I'm Out. 

John Steele Vs Jordan Michaels Vs Adrian Slayer

Maura Downs: Fans this next match is a non-title triple threat match and I for one am excited about it.

Louis Carvanelli: I bet you can’t say that three times fast. As we saw last week Jordan has some issues with Steele.

Maura Downs: Even though the title isn’t on the line here I can assure you that wrestling isn’t going to win this match. It’s going to take guts, strength, and a hell a lot of toughness to win.

Louis Carvanelli: Triple Threat matches are hardest matches to win cause whenever you pin one guy you have to worry about the other guy. I for one am glad I am not in that ring.

Marlon Marvels: Introducing first weighing in at 226lbs from Long Island, New York here is “The Unstoppable” Jordannnn Michaels!


All of the sudden the lights dim, silence is heard throughout the crowd, then suddenly the power chords rip through the arena as the words “Right Now!” are heard followed by manic laughter. The crowd starts to boo as “Anarchy in the UK” by the Sex Pistols starts to play and “The Unstoppable” Jordan Michaels makes his way out.  He is wearing red tights and white boots; he has a t-shirt that reads “the Revolution” on it. He is carrying a bag. He walks down the ramp, sneering at the crowd, as they continue to boo him. He drops his bag at ringside and climbs up onto the apron; he jumps athletically over the top rope and goes to the centre of the ring. He drops down onto one knee and does the ‘heavy rock devil horns’ type of thing with both hands, Pyro and fireworks shoots off behind him, he jumps up and goes to a turn buckle. Jordan takes off his shirt and throws it at the crows before raising both arms in the air, as he gets booed, his music fades.

Maura Downs: Michaels is looking fit and in great condition as always.

Marlon Marvels: Introducing weighing in at 357lbs from Seattle Washington, The Extreme Adrian Slayer!


The lights of the arena go dim as "The Final Countdown" by Europe begins to play. Pyro blasts go off on either side of the ramp,and a single spotlight shines at the top of the ramp, shining on "The Extreme" Adrian Slayer. He is dressed in a black leather ring jacket and wears full-length tights (black), with "Slayer" in red letters down the left leg, "Extreme" down the right. He climbs into the ring looking right at Jordan.

“Somewhere I Belong" by Linkin Park plays on the PA. The lights go off and a strobe light comes on. There is a huge burst of pyro, the lights come back on and the strobe goes off. John Steele comes out, wearing dark sunglasses and a trench coat. He stands in the entranceway and stares at the crowd, getting a huge pop.
He holds up the world of Pain title and then hands the title to the ring assistant and then he takes off his coat and smiles looking at the other two in the ring.


Marlon Marvels: And now introducing weighing in at 283 pounds one half of the Revolution X and the World of Pain Champion JOHN STEELE!!!!

Steele immediately goes after Jordan hitting him with punches left and right causing him the fall out of the ring. Steele turns around to find Slayer behind him throwing him into the corner hitting him with knife edge chops. Steele falls down into the turnbuckle as Slayer runs from the other side of the ring smashing his knee into Steele’s face. Steele falls to the mat as Slayer goes for the pin 1…2… then all of the sudden Jordan comes in off the top rope hitting a leg drop across his neck breaking up the count. Jordan goes for the count 1…2…. but Slayer kicks outs. Jordan grabs his arms and twists on it but Slayer just yanks him forward and suplexes him.

Maura Downs: What action we are having here in this match. Everyone is pulling out all the stops.

Louis Carvanelli: I haven’t seen this much action ever in the beginning of a match before.

Maura Downs: Jordan going right after Steele whipping him into the ropes and drop kick right to the jaw. Man did he ever hit that one beautifully. Jordan going right after Steele again but this time Steele is fighting back with fists right into the mid section. Steele kicks Jordan in the mid section. Steele bounces off the ropes and nails Jordan with a spinning DDT.

Louis Carvanelli: Steele wants it bad right here and he isn’t going to back down from anyone.


Steele turns his attention to Slayer who is getting up the two meet face to face. Steele runs and tries to hit him a clothesline but Slayer doesn’t move. Steele tries it again but Slayer just throws him off. Steele does it again but this time is caught with a thunderous power slam. Slayer with the cover 1…..2…but Steele kicks out and this time Jordan comes in grabbing Slayer by the hair and goes into a front face lock but Slayer picks up and drops him right on his head. Steele gets up and immediately clips Slayer in his right knee.

Maura Downs: Well there is one way to bring the big man down to his knees. Steele has the right idea.

Louis Carvanelli: When a man like Slayer is dominating the match that’s the best way to get an advantage. What is Steele doing here?

Maura Downs:
It looks like Steele is wrapping Slayers knee up in the ropes. Steele and Jordan are smiling at each other. They both climb the top rope and OH MY!! Steele and Jordan just both frog splashed Slayer on the knee. Slayer is clutching his knee like it is broken and both Jordan goes for the cover 1….2…. and Steele breaks it up.


Steele whips Jordan into the turnbuckle and slides under it pulling Jordan down as his legs taste the ring post. Steele runs in for the pin 1…..2… but Jordan kicks out. Steele comes and puts Jordan in an ankle lock.
Maura Downs: Steele is trying to prevent that super kick of Jordan’s. Slayer is up and grabs Steele by the neck and power bombs him into the mat. He is looking over toward Jordan and grabs him; it looks like choke slam time.

Louis Carvanelli: Look Maura Steele is up.

Maura Downs: I think it’s too late and Slayer choke slams Jordan to the mat. Steele with a bulldog on Slayer. Steele with the cover 1……2….and Slayer kicks out. What action we are having in this match.


Steele throws Slayer into the ropes as Slayer is caught in a hangman. Steele goes outside and grabs a chair smashing Slayer across the face. Slayer sits there yells out in pain. Jordan gets up he looks right at Steele and the two begin to argue. They start trading left and rights while the ref is helping Slayer out of the hangman. Jordan with a thumb to the eye and runs Steele’s face to his knee. Jordan to the top rope and delivers a Swanton bomb and covers. The ref runs over counting 1…..2….but Slayer nails Jordan to break the count.

Maura Downs: I think that Slayer has had enough and this could be the end. Slayer kicks Jordan to the middle of the gut and oh my! The double axes handle on the back of the head that’s his “Pain-Brand X”. I think Slayer is going in for the kill.

Louis Carvanelli:
It’s all over from here on folks!

Maura Downs: Slayer picks up Jordan and lifts him in the air. He is going for his finisher “Extreme Pain” but wait look Steele is up.


Steele dives and clips that already injured knee. He whips Slayer into the ropes and gives him a smack to the head with the chair as the crowd goes nuts but it is quickly silenced when out of nowhere Jordan nails him with a super kick Steele with the chair to the face.

Maura Downs: Jordan just nailed the super kick on the chair. He covers him one…….two……..three!!

Louis Carvanelli: Wow that’s smart wrestling by Jordan Michaels!!

Maura Downs: Michaels is out of the ring with smirk on his face. He knows he just got by on this one. Fans we’ll be right back.

A Confrontation ... At Last.

The US title belt strapped around his waist, and water cascading down his head and face to his bare upper torso, Scotty Delrae walks down the corridor, his all-or-nothing match with Joshua Bryant and The Butcher now just minutes away. He has a line of barbed wire drawn onto the brace around his neck, and the letters ‘DTT’ are still visible on the cast on his wrist. Swinging his arms around, he goes through his last-minute pre-match routine…until a figure blocks his path.

Scotty doesn’t notice him till the last minute, and almost walks into him. Stopping suddenly he looks across at the man barring his path – and the man responsible for the injuries which are threatening not only his championship reign but his career here tonight. Jordan Michaels lets out a low laugh as he stares at the man he assaulted with a chain just seven days ago…

Michaels: You all ready for your match Delrae? Got that brace on nice and tight there?

Delrae (almost incredulous with rage): Jordan…move…OR BE MOVED!

Jordan just stands routed to the spot, looking at Delrae and smiling…

Michaels: That’s a threat is it? A guy standing before me walking with a limp, with a screwed up wrist and wearing a neck brace is threatening me? That’s almost as funny as you thinking you have a chance against me…

Delrae: Oh I don’t stand a chance huh?

Michaels (suddenly turning angry): You damn right you don’t. What happened to all that stuff you were spouting out yesterday? You said you wanted me face to face, well here I am. You said you wanted to look into my eyes, well look away son. All you’ll see is the realisation that Jordan Michaels is plain out GODDAMN better than you…

Delrae (clearly contemplating a fight right there and then): You know something, I’d expect something like this out of you. Last week you came out at the end of my match and beat me sh*tless. This weak you’re trying to make me fight you to jeopardise my chances in the triple threat submission match. Well you know something, I ain’t playing your petty games, and I’m not taking your sh*t…

Michaels: So do something about it punk…

Delrae: Oh I’m gonna do something Michaels, believe me. You wanna know what I’m gonna do? You go find a monitor, and you watch me defy the injuries YOU GAVE ME, and retain my US title. You think I don’t stand a chance against you, you think I’m nothing…

Michaels: Hell yeah…

Delrae: Shut up…Find yourself a TV and watch me prove you wrong….

Jordan puts his elbow on Scotty’s shoulder, leaning against him, and giving an amused chuckle once again…

Michaels: Sure thing kid…whatever you say…

With that Jordan breezes past Delrae, heading off towards the locker rooms, as Scotty Delrae resumes his walk in the other direction. Looking behind him, he sees Jordan leaning against the wall, watching him walk away…

Delrae (muttering under his breath): Don’t Touch This, motherf*cker….

Triple threat submission match for the US title
Scotty Delrae Vs Joshua Byrant Vs The Butcher

Maura Downs   Jordan right in Scotty’s face backstage there 

Louis Carvanelie I’m surprised they never came to blows.

Maura Downs – They almost did. Coming up we have the 3 way US title match, stay tuned, its gonna be good.

Louis Carvanelie – See how long Delrae can last with that bad neck!

'Terrible Lie' - Nine Inch Nails plays, as the crowd go wild for the EWA US champion! He walks out In a neckbrace, and a look of concentration in his eyes, he enters the ring and awaits his opponents.

Maura Downs – Our US champion looking worse for wear.

Louis Carvanelie – What did you expect?

The lights turn out in the arena, and fireworks blast into the top of the arena, and blue and red lights begin to flicker rapidly. 50 Cents, "Wanksta" hits the loud speakers, as Joshua Bryant and Jenny enter the ramp together as the fans cheer.  Joshua slowly heads down the ramp showing off his looks and his woman, as the crowd chants, "BRYANT, BRYANT, BRYANT." Joshua enters the ring while white fireworks blaze from the turnbuckle, and the music slowly fades.

The lights go out, and the arena is silenced. The opening chords of Kill You blast from the PA system and fireworks are set off at the top of the entrance ramp, as Butcher walks through flames. He makes his way down the ramp accompanied by the fireworks and steps in the ring.

Maura Downs – We’re ready to begin here!

Delrae, Butcher and Byrant all stand staring at each other, waiting for someone to make the move. Butcher and Byrant look at each other and then run at Delrae hitting a double clothesline! Both men then begin to stomp away at Scotty!

Maura Downs – Oh! That’s not right! Two on one!

Louis Carvanelie – Of course its right, it’s a three way match, they’re not breaking any rules!

Byrant hits 3 quick elbow drops into the back of Scotty’s neck as we see him holding it in pain, Butcher shakes his head and rips off Scotty’s neck brace!

Maura Downs – They’ve taken off Scotty’s neck brace! Exposing that injured neck!

Louis Carvanelie – I love it!

Maura Downs - You are an idiot, you know that?

Louis Carvanelie – You know you want me. (Growls like a tiger)

Maura Downs – (Moments silence) … Anyway .. Big elbow drop from Butcher!

Butcher then hits a big elbow drop onto Delrae’s neck as he rolls around in agony! Byrant and Butcher stand laughing at him. They drag him up Butcher hits a vertical suplex and Byrant is there to greet Scotty with a standing splash as he lands.

Maura Downs – Relentless double team action on our US champion here …

The pain on Delrae’s face is evident as the Butcher gets Delrae in a camel clutch, Byrant runs off the ropes and hits a sliding drop kick into Scotty’s neck! The pain in Scotty’s face is now evident.

Louis Carvanelie – Look at the big screen Maura! Look!

All of a sudden on the big screen we see Jordan Michaels watching on a backstage monitor, laughing at Scotty getting brutally double teamed. We hear him shout “Defy the odds kid! Show me what you’re made of!” before it cuts off.

Maura Downs – He’s actually enjoying watching Scotty getting torn apart by two men!

Louis Carvanelie – He’s not the only one!

Butcher picks up Delrae and hits a backbreaker! He holds him in the position as Byrant climbs to the top rope, he dives off and hits a top rope leg drop right onto Scotty’s neck! We see it snap back as he rolls around in agony. Byrant quickly makes the cover

1 .. 2 …

Butcher pulls Byrant off Delrae to break up the count! Butcher and Byrant trade blows as Scotty rolls out of the ring holding his neck in sheer agony.

Maura Downs – Scotty rolls out of the ring in pain, not looking good for him right now, he may need some medical attention.

Louis Carvanelie – We can only hope.  

Maura Downs – What is it you have against him anyway 

Butcher hits a powerful clothesline on Byrant, he drags him up and does the same again and then one more time! He picks him up and gets him in position for a powerbomb, but Byrant slides through Butchers legs and hits him with a spinning heel kick from behind, which sends the big man falling face first to the mat. Byrant climbs to the second rope and hits an elbow drop onto the back of the Butcher, he covers.

One, two .. Kick out!

Maura Downs - Byrant getting a near fall on the big man there!

Byrant drags up the Butcher, but Butcher hits Byrant with an almighty right hand to the midsection. He then grabs Byrant by his hair and swings him, sending him flying halfway across the ring. The big man then picks up Byrant, he whips him into the ropes and greets him with a huge powerslam! He goes for the cover!

One, Two … and a shoulder up from Byrant.

Maura Downs – Back and forth action between the challengers here, still no sign of the champion.

The Butcher shakes his head and takes Byrant to the turnbuckle, he rips off the protective padding! Butcher reveals the steel inside to the turnbuckle and slams Byrant’s head into it three times, Byrant has a slight cut on his forehead now. Butcher takes advantage of Byrant’s dazed state and quickly hits the Butcher Blade! Butchers Blade! Cover!

One … Two …. No!

Delrae pulled Butcher outside of the ring by his leg!

Maura Downs -  Delrae managing to find the energy to break up that pin fall!

Louis Carvanelie – No!

Maura Downs – And now he’s going to work on the Butcher on the outside!

Louis Carvanelie – That neck won’t hold out too long …

Delrae whips Butcher into the side rail and hits him with two chops to the chest! The crowd promptly scream “Whooo!” Byrant looks on at Delrae and runs off the ropes, he dives head first over the top rope, Delrae moves out of the way as Byrant and Butcher end up in a heap on the floor.

Maura Downs – What a turnaround here, Delrae in the driving seat, injured neck and all!

Delrae picks up Byrant and rolls him into the ring, he follows him in, Byrant staggers to his feet and his met by several right hands from Scotty! Scotty whips Byrant into the ropes and meets him with a high dropkick, both men hit the canvas, Scotty holds his neck in pain for a second or two before covering Byrant.

One, Two …

Butcher rolls into the ring and attempts to splash Delrae to break up the pin, but Delrae had sensed this and moved, so Butcher splashed Byrant!

Maura Downs – Delrae really getting into his stride now and .. wait a minute, who’s that?

Louis Carvanelie – Its Shadow!

Shadow appears on the rampway, looking pissed off. He comes down to the ring slowly, step by step.

Maura Downs – What is Shadow doing here?

Louis Carvanelie – Maybe he came to watch an exciting contest between three top athletes?

Maura Downs – I don’t think so, he’s entering the ring!

Delrae and Butcher look on as he rolls into the ring, he looks down at Byrant. He raises up his cane and brings it down hard over Byrant’s kneecaps! One by one! Again and again! Repeatedly! Byrant screams out in pain!

Louis Carvanelie – Ouch! You can hear the impact! What the hell is he doing?

Maura Downs – Oh my god! It looks like Shadow is trying to end Byrants career the same way his was! But why? Why has he decided to attack Joshua Byrant?

Shadow rolls out of the ring casually and stands outside watching.

Louis Carvanelie – Well, I wonder what the reasoning behind that was.

Delrae and Butcher both kick Delrae out of the ring, through the ropes, before turning their attentions to each other again. Butcher takes a swing at Delrae, but Delrae ducks and tries to kick Butcher in the mid section, but Butcher catches his foot, he spins Delrae around and lifts him up in position for the Butcher Blade, but Delrae manages to wriggle free somehow, Butcher attempts to whip Scotty to the ropes, but Scotty reverses the whip, Shadow is on the outside with a chair! He slams the steel chair into the Butchers back, Butcher stumbles forward as Scotty hits a spinning DDT! A ground version of his finisher the Supernova! Scotty covers!

One, Two, Three!

Maura Downs – What a turn up for the books! Scotty Delrae retains his US title against all odds!

Louis Carvanelie – No! How? How the hell did he manage it?

Scotty retains his title! He is handed the U.S. title by the referee, who raises his arm. Shadow laughs and begins to walk away. Scotty raises his arms in the air. But all of a sudden “Anarchy in the UK” by the Sex Pistols hits!

“The Unstoppable” Jordan Michaels and “The Bright Spark” J come sprinting down to the ring! Scotty throws his title on the floor and signals for them to “come on”. The pair slide into the ring, and Scotty swings for Michaels right away, the punch startles Jordan as he stumbles back, but J spears down Delrae before he has a chance to take advantage! Jordan and J are then all over Scotty’s injured neck with elbow drops and stomps!

Maura Downs – Two on one again against Delrae, this isn’t fair at all! This is just sick! He’s an injured man for god’s sakes!

Louis Carvanelie – Would you shut up about Two on ones?

Twilight Zone, by Golden Earrings hits as Orange Bullet now comes sprinting to the ring! J looks on and slides out of the ring to meet him on the entrance ramp! He tries to throw a right hand at Bullet, but he blocks and clotheslines down J! He picks him up and DDT’s him down onto the steel ramp way! J lies on the ramp holding his head in pain as Orange Bullet shouts things at him!

Louis Carvanelie – Bullet you moron! What are you doing?

Maura Downs – Orange Bullet getting some revenge for last week’s interference by J! And now finally, Scotty and Jordan are one on one in the ring! Trading blows here.

Back in the ring Jordan and Scotty are now toe to toe, Punch for punch. Scotty whips Jordan into the ropes and meets him with a high knee. The crowd are going wild!

Maura Downs – Scotty takes down Michaels with that knee, finally getting his own back for that brutal assault last week!

Louis Carvanelie – Come on Jordan! Go for the neck!

Delrae goes to pick up Michaels, but Jordan low blows him! He then hits his finisher the SuperKick! Snapping Delrae’s injured neck right back! Delrae lies motionless on the canvas as Jordan begins to mount him with punches! He drags up Delrae and gets him in a rear waist lock, he hits a gruesome looking German Suplex! Delrae landing on his neck!

Maura Downs – Oh no! A German Suplex, that’s not ri … And another one! Someone stop him, he’s gonna end Scotty’s career!

Louis Carvanelie – Come on! One more! You can do it!

Jordan hits another German suplex, and not letting go, he gets up and hits a third German Suplex! Scotty lies on the mat clutching at his neck!

Maura Downs – Good god! THREE German Suplex’s! I’m not sure Scotty would have come out much better from that had his neck been healthy.

Louis Carvanelie – That was the dumbest comment I’ve ever heard.

Maura Downs – Just shut the hell up, okay Louis?

Jordan looks down at the injured Scotty with a look of intensity in his eyes, he picks up Scotty’s US title and throws it over his shoulder. He calls for a microphone.

Jordan Michaels Delrae, I guess this once again proves, that I am the superior fighter. I guess this shows the huge difference in quality between us.

The crowd begin to boo. An “Asshole” chant goes up.

Jordan Michaels What? You people don’t agree? Well hows this for a deal? June 29th Scars and Stripes, EWA’s first PPV since the rebirth, Me and Delrae, US title on the line, Pride on the line, to prove who is the better fighter. What do you say Scotty?  

Jordan stuffs the microphone in Scotty’s face, Scotty groans and manages to scream out “SCREW YOU MICHAELS!” Jordan quickly slams the microphone into Scott’s face.

Jordan Michaels Fighting talk … I’m taking that as a yes. Scotty, you will see what it is to fight the very best, come the Pay Per View, you will know why I’m not just good, I’m not just great, I Am The God Damn Best You’ll Ever See!

Maura Downs – Michaels and Delrae at Scars and Stripes!

Louis Carvanelie – Oh my god, this is heating up nicely!

Jordan throws the microphone on the floor and raises the US title to the fans. They boo him like crazy as he throws the title on top of Delrae and gives him one last kick in the head for good measures. He leaves the ring as medics come out to see to the fallen Byrant and Delrae.

Maura Downs – Stick around for the number one contenders match

#1 Contenders for Universal title
Hells Angel Vs The Great Malinko

Marlon Mevells: This contest is scheduled for one fall, it is to determine the number one contender for the Universal title. Introducing first, he is a first ever EWA TV champion and also the WWCWF World Champion, he is the Great Malinko.
 
The entrance way clouds with smoke as Malinko steps out and his theme music South west Voodoo by ICP begins to play. He walks down the ramp as Bob follows him but Bob trips over his cloak and the crowd laughs and Malinko sneers. he gets in the ring.
 
Marlon: And now introducing his opponent, he is the former Universal Champion. Hells Angel
 
Maura downs: well here comes the former champion and we all know he means business tonight.
 
Louis C: Yes that is correct, just look in his eyes
 
Hells angel music plays and he walks  to the ring  never taking his eyes off of Malinko, he is determined
 
*BELL RINGS*

Louis: We all saw what Hells angel did to Jon, cages son and can you imagine what he is planning to do to Malinko.


Malinko goes in for the punch, and fires off with several knocking Hells Angel to the corner. Malinko fires off with kicks and punches to the midsection, then stopping. Hells Angel slides down the turnbuckle, holding his ribs.

Maura: Malinko seems very intense at the moment.

Louis: Well it just goes to show he is determined to win

Malinko runs to the opposite corner and goes to a tiger position. He looks at Hells Angel and runs towards him. Malinko slides down for a Baseball slide to the ribs, but Hells Angel moves away and Malinko racks himself against the turnbuckle

Maura: OH!  That's going to hurt tomorrow.

Louis:  That hurts right now!


Malinko holds himself and rolls around the turnbuckle in pain. Hells Angel rolls outside, and walks to where Malinko's feet dangle off the side of the apron. Hellraiser grabs one leg, and signals to the fans. They erupt.

Maura: What's he going to do? Do it! Do it!

Louis: No! Don't!


Hells Angel takes the one leg, and swings it against the turnbuckle post. The crowd goes wild as Malinko holds his sore knee. Hells Angel grabs a chair and slides into the ring. Bob chases after him until he falls again, and the crowd erupts with laughter.
 
 Louis: It looked almost like Bob wanted a piece of Hells Angel!

Maura: *Laughing* Bob needs help.

Malinko, still in pain, goes to his knees, and lowers his head. He's dazed from the fast action and infinite pain. Hells Angel raises the chair into the air. The crowd is ecstatic. Malinko sensing what Hells angel is planning to do uses his other leg and kicks at the chair which hits Hells Angel in the face and he falls to the floor.

Maura: Ouch!

Malinko then goes out to the floor and begins kicking at Hells Angel  then he picks Hells Angel up and slings him into the ring post but Hells angel reverses it and Malinko hits the ring post.

Louis: Ouch! What a good showing thus far

Hells angel gets to both feet, and goes after Malinko. He hits a lowblow, and grabs both of Malinko's feet. The crowd chants as Hells angel  Powerbombs Malinko off of the turnbuckle. To Hells angel's  dismay, Malinko sits up
immediately, and the crowd loves it

Louis: Malinko was not even phased!

Maura: Get him!


Malinko bounces off the ropes, and drop kicks Hells Angel in the face. Hells Angel goes back down. Malinko quickly heads to the turnbuckle and climbs up. The fans boos

Malinko launches off, but only hits mat as Hells Angel rolls out of the way.  Hells Angel gets to his feet, as does Malinko, slowly. Hells Angel picks up thechair he had used several minutes ago, and holds it up high

Maura: Here we go again!

Malinko turns around, and Hells Angel swings down the chair. This time Hells Angel connects with Malinko's face.
The crowd chants EWA!!!, and Malinko doesn't go down, but staggers clumsily on his
feet. Hells Angel rushes to the ropes, and bounces off the ropes and they both clothesline each other down to the mat.
 
Maura: Wow both men were thinking the same thing
 
Louis: well they both are veterans
 
Malinko goes for a Spinning Heel Kick, but Hells Angel catches him. With one swift move, Hells Angel picks Malinko into the air, reverse Gorilla Press style, and slams him down in a
Modified Sit-Down Powerbomb**

Maura: What the hell was that?

Louis: Oh My god , Malinko is kicking out


1...

2...
3...

No.... Kickout by Malinko
 
Maura: How did he do that????
 
Hells angel cannot believe it and he is arguing with the ref saying that it was a three count .
 
Malinko gets up and takes a bag of powder out of his pants and then taps Hells angel on the shoulder and when HA turns around Malinko throws it in his face and then Malinko gets HA in his submission Make a wish and the ref is checking asking if Angel want to give up. Angel says Hell NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! This goes on for a few seconds.
 
Angel then somehow is able to break the hold by getting to his knees Malinko is angry as he almost had the win. Angel and Malinko begin fighting in the ring, then it goes out to the crowd, they start using chairs again both men are bloody as they have hit each other time and time again.
 
Maura: oh my God look at the blood shed its a war zone out there
 
Louis: Yes it is Maura this is for the number one contendership for the Universal Title.
 
They are now back in the ring and Malinko seems to have the advantage he goes to work on Hells Angels legs.
 
Maura: The time limit is coming to a close will HA hang on or will he submit to Malinkos Make a Wish.
 
Ding ding, the bell rings as the referee declares it a time limit draw.

Maura: Well, what a match, but I don't understand, who gets to face the champion?

Louis: Its a draw so ... is it a rematch? or do they both get to face him?

Maura: I'm not sure, but one thing I am sure of is the upcoming Universal title match! 

Louis: Stay tuned!

Universal title match
Christian Cage Vs Orange Bullet

Louis: This ones ready to kick off right now!

Maura:Both competitors in the ring, and there's the bell!

DING DING!

They cricle eachother, then lock up. Cage gets the better of Bullet and forces him into a side headlock. Bullet walks Cage to the ropes where he pushes the Universal Champion off. Cage runs the ring, bounces off the ropes and comes back towards Bullet, who attempts to decapitate Cage with a spinning heel kick, that Cage ducks under. Both men spin around to face eachother again. Cage nails Bullet with a kick to the midsection that doubles the challenger over. He then underhooks both of Bullet's arms and suplexes him over. Cage floats over and makes the cover.

 

Ref - ...1..

 

Bullet kicks out just as the ref counts two.

 

Maura - Good fast action so far.

 

Cage helps Bullet to his feet and whips him into the ropes. Bullet bounces off and rolls over Cage's back as he goes for a back body drop. Bullet springboards off the middle rope and comes back with a back kick that catches Cage in the chest. Cage rolls to his feet and quickly comes at Bullet with a clothesline. Bullet ducks under it. Cage spins around and is taken to the mat with an arm drag, Cage gets up and receives a second. He gets up again, blocks another armdrag, but is kneed in the gut. Bullet flips over Cage's back and tries to take him down with a belly to back suplex, Cage elbows Bullet instead, spins around, swings, misses and Bullet nails a jumping neckbreaker.

 

Louis - Man these guys are making ME tired!

 

Bullet jumps over the champ as he lies prone and puts him in a headlock.

 

Maura - Bullet bounced back from that early pin attempt and now has Cage in a good grip.

 

After a short while the crowd begins to stomp thier feet, and Cage responds with a burst of adrenaline. He gets to his knees, and hits a few elbows to Bullet's midsection, but Bullet holds on. Cage soon gets to his feet where he takes Bullet down with a belly to back suplex. Cage crawls over to Bullet to make the cover.

 

Ref - ...1...2

 

Bullet kicks out. Cage pulls Bullet to his feet and whips him into the ropes. Bullet bounces off, leap frogs over Cage, bounces off the ropes again and runs right into a hiptoss attempt by the champion. But Bullet lands on his feet and snapmares Cage over. Bullet steps back then jumps over Cage's shoulder performing a neck snapper. Cage's head bounces off the mat as Bullet rolls to his feet. Orange scurries toards Cage and makes the cover.

 

Ref - ...1...2

 

Cage lifts his shoulder. Bullet pulls Cage off the mat and pulls him by the head towards the corner. Bullet goes to slam the champ's head off the turnbuckle but Cage blocks it and throws the lighter masked wrestler into the corner. Cage follows up with a stining knife edge chop that gets a rise from the crowd. Bullet steps out of the corner, but Cage pushes him back in and hits him with another vicious knife edge chop that sends Bullet to the mat. As Bullet gets to his feet Cage stomps him back down, then slaps the back of Bullet's mask, begining to get a rise from the crowd.

 

Maura - I don't get it, Chris was thier hero last week.

 

Louis - Wrestling fans are so wishy washy, they boo who they should cheer and cheer for the villians.

 

Cage pulls Bullet off the mat, leans him into the ropes and sends him across the ring. Bullet bounces off the ropes, ducks under Cage's clothesline, bounces off the ropes again and is quickly brought to the mat with a sidewalk slam. Cage makes the cover.

 

Ref - ...1...2.

 

Bullet kicks out and Cage brings him back to his feet. Cage forces Bullet into a headlock then hiptosses him over. From the mat Bullet wraps his legs around Cage, but Cage kip-ups out of the armbar attempt and both men get to thier feet. They lock back up. Cage forces Bullet into the corner then steps back, getting running room before he rams his shoulder into the challenger's midsection. Cage his a series of shoulder thrusts before letting Bullet drop in the corner.

 

Maura - Cage has really taken control since Orange Bullet's first pin attempt.

 

Louis - And I like the way he's doing it, simply whatever he has to keep Bullet grounded and in pain.

 

Cage pulls Bullet off the mat and sends him to the far corner. But Bullet slides around and runs back at the champion who levels his spry opponent with a clothesline. Cage goes for the cover.

 

Ref - ...1...2..

 

Bullet gets his shoulder up, much to the surprise of Cage.

 

Louis - Man is that kid dumb or what, how bad does Cage have to beat him up. Lie down kid.

 

Maura - How can you say that, Bullet is really showing us our heart.

 

Cage picks Bullet up, but is surprised as Bullet begins to fire a series of punches to the champs midsection. Bullet bounces off the ropes and takes Cage down with a spinning headscissors.

 

Maura - Wow, Bullet is on a roll!

 

Bullet bounces off the ropes flies towards Cage and is swung around with a huge powerslam. Cage holds on for the cover.

 

Ref - ...1...2..

 

Bullet kicks out.

 

Louis - And the champ brings O.B. back down to Earth.

 

Cage covers again.

 

Ref - ...1...2

 

Bullet kicks out. Cage pulls Bullet up and whips him into the corner, but Bullet jumps up landing perfectly on the top turnbuckle.

 

Maura - Oh no look out!

 

Cage runs into the corner and pushes Orange Bullet off the turnbuckle all the way to the floor.

 

Louis - Oh man, Bullet just became Wiley Coyote!

 

Cage rolls out of the ring. Cage helps Bullet the rest of the way up then slams Bullet face first into the barrier. Cage whips Bullet into the stairs. Bullet flips over the stairs and crashes to the floor. Cage picks Bullet up, and takes him towards the bottom of the ramp where he slams the challenger against the barrier for a second time. Cage then proceeds to take Bullet up the ramp with a headlock.

 

Louis - Where are they going?

 

Cage nails Bullet with the third face first slam against the barrier and Bullet drops to the ramp. Cage pulls him up and sets Bullet up for a vertical suplex. He lifts Bullet into the air, but Bullet slips out and lands behind the champ, where he nails a reverse DDT. Bullet runs back to the ring and slides in, stopping the count before heading back towards his opponent.

 

Maura - That was close, if Orange Bullet wants that title, he's gonna have to get Cage back in the ring.

 

Bullet makes his way back over to Cage who has begun to get to his feet. Bullet grabs Cage and walks him back to the ring where Cage starts to fight back with a few rights. Cage then whips Bullet towards the barrier who jumps off the barrier back at Cage, taking him down with a huge DDT. Cage's head bounces off the floor.

 

Maura - OH MY GOD! Did you here that sickening thud?

 

Louis - Don't worry I doubt it did any damage, to anything important.

 

Bullet gets up and pulls the champ to his feet before rolling him into the ring. Bullet climbs the apron and Cage starts to get up. Cage swings at Bullet who quickly ducks under the blow, and rams his shoulder into Cage's midsection. Bullet then sets Cage's upperbody on the on middle rope, takes a few steps back on the apron, then kicks Cage back into the ring.

 

Maura - Oh man, Cage had no defense for that boot to the head.

 

Bullet climbs the turnbuckle and waits as Cage shakes the cobwebs out. Cage gets to his feet, turns around and Bullet flies off the turnbuckle with the Bull's Eye. Bullet moves in for the pin, but suddenly he catches Hell's Angel coming down the ramp. Bullet stands up and begins to yell at Hell's Angel as he stands outside of the ring.

 

Louis - I wonder why he's here.

 

Maura - Maybe he wants the Universal Title back.

 

Hell's Angel starts to climb the stairs, and then starts to argue with Bullet from the apron. Bullet turns avoiding the confrontation, then suddenly spins around and runs straight at Hell's Angel. Before Angel can react Bullet nails a front dropkick that sends Hell's Angel off the apron and too the floor.

 

Maura - Well, I think the old champ just go ejected!

 

Bullet looks down at Hell's Angel then turns back to Cage who still lies on the mat. Bullet finally makes the cover.

 

Ref - ...1...2...

 

Cage slips his shoulder up.

 

Maura - If it wasn't for Hell's Angel, Orange Bullet might have just captured the Universal Title.

 

Louis - Are you blind? Cage just lifted his shoulder, what makes you think there would've been any difference if Bullet would've pinned him imeadiately?

 

Bullet kneels on the mat shaking his head and Cage rolls up to a seat. Bullet helps Cage back to his feet and sends him into the ropes. Bullet sets Cage up from a back body drop, but the champ stops and throws Bullet over his shoulders.

 

Maura - Event Horizon!

 

Cage spins Bullet around, but Bullet flies off Cage's shoulders bounces off the ropes and runs right into a spinebuster by the champ. Cage hooks Bullet's far leg and makes the cover.

 

Ref - ...1...2...

 

Maura - Bullet kicked out! Wow that was close!

 

Louis - Stay tuned folks, we'll be right back!

 

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Maura - We're back!

 

Louis - And I hope you enjoyed our sponsor's messages, I know I did, at least more than this match. If it was a rerun of that awesome Malinko, Hell's Angel match then I would be spitting kittens right now, but instead I'm forced to sit here and watch the two biggest jokes in the EWA, fight for Hell's Angel's title.

 

Maura - What Louie meant, is that during the break Cage has really controlled the tempo of the match keeping Orange Bullet grounded, a return to the success he was having earlier in the match. Also, after attempting more interference Hell's Angel was banned from ringside by the Ref.

 

In the ring Christian Cage has locked on a reverse figure four and it seems to be all that Orange Bullet can do is cry in agony and try to keep his shoulders off the mat. Bullet tries to reverse the hold but Cage keeps it firmly on forcing Bullet to try and drag himself to the ropes by his elbows. He crawls to within three feet, two, one. Bullet streches out, his fingers nearly hitting the rope.

 

Maura - Can he do it?

 

Louis - Tap out! Save your sorry career while you can!

 

Maura - Look he did it!

 

Bullet's fingers wrap around the rope and the ref breaks up the hold.

 

Maura - Wow was that close, but what condition is Bullet in? He was in that for at least a minute!

 

Cage gets up stomps on Bullet's upper back, then goes back to the legs. Cage pulls Bullet back to the center of the ring, but Bullet spins around and delivers a kick to Cage's chest that knocks him off and into the ropes. Bullet staggers to his feet, but Cage bounces off the ropes and knocks Bullet down with a double axe handle smash. Bullet drops to the top rope. Cage lifts his legs and with one mighty tug rips Bullet off the rope and to the center of the ring. Cage covers again.

 

Ref - ...1...2...

 

Bullet kicks out, so Cage covers again. Bullet kicks out. Cage gets up and grabs Bullet by the head to pick him up, but Bullet reaches up and rolls Cage up.

 

Ref - ...1...2..

 

Cage reverses the roll up.

 

Ref - ...1...2..

 

Bullet kicks out. Cage gets up and backs off Bullet waiting for his opponent to get up under his own power. Bullet gets up and Cage charges in. Bullet ducks under a clothesline, spins around for a hook kick that Cage ducks.  They turn around to face eachother and Bullet is met with a kick to the midsection. Cage lifts Bullet up for a powerbomb, but is brought down by a hurricanrana. As Cage gets up Bullet hits the ropes, charges back towards Christian, and hits the champ with a dropkick to his face. Bullet makes the cover.

 

Ref - ...1...2..

 

Cage gets his leg on the rope.

 

Louis - Normally this is where I would say Cage has good ring awareness, but instead I'm just gonna play the lucky card. The real EWA champ has come and left.

 

Bullet pulls Cage up and whips him into the ropes. Cage reverses and sends Bullet to the ropes, but Bullet catches himself, then taunts the champ. Cage erupts towards Bullet to takes him down with a drop toe hold, that causes the champion to land neck first on the second rope. Bullet takes a running start, jumps over the top rope and axe kicks Cage on the back of the head. Cage rolls into the ring kicking and holding his throat.

 

Maura - Oh man!

 

Bullet climbs up the apron and then the turnbuckle.

 

Maura - I looks like he's gonna go for it a second time!

 

Cage gets up and receives the second Bull's Eye in the match.

 

Louis - Look who's back!

 

Hell's Angel starts down the ramp again, the ref slides out of the ring and meets him halfway the ref tries to get him to leave, but the former champ has nothing to do with it. He makes his way around the ring as Orange Bullet watches then grabs the Universal Title from the time keeper. Bullet starts to head out of the ring, when J "The Bright Spot" slides in, and turns him around. Bullet has no time to react before J kicks him in the midsection and plants him for the JDT. J slides out of the ring and runs through the crowd.

 

Maura - NO! This can't be happening!

 

Outside smirks Hell's Angel who boots the ref in the stomach, then slides him into the ring. The ref looks down at both fallen men, then over to Hell's Angel who shruggs his shoulders. Slowly Cage drags himself to Bullet and makes the cover. The ref stops, looks at the two men in the ring, then at Hell's Angel who continues to walk backwards up the ramp. The ref drops for the count.

 

Ref - ...1...2....3!

 

Maura - NO! Not like this!

 

Louis - BEAUTIFUL!

 

Maura - But what about the title? Is Hell's Angel just gonna walk away with Christian Cage's Universal title?

 

Louis - Why not, Cage did the same thing a week ago.

 

Maura - Wait, look!

 

Hell's Angel turns around to head the rest of the way up the ramp, and nearly collides with Erik Griffin. Erik looks straight into Hell's Angel's eyes, each man seeming to be looking to make the first strike. Erik points down at the title then at the ring. But Hell's Angel mouths the words "Kiss my ass" and Griffin looks fuirious. Suddenly he smiles, steps away and turns.

 

Louis - Well looks like the Masked Booker has figured out whats good for him and whats...

 

Louis stops in midsentence as Griffin suddenly nails a low blow on Hell's Angel. Angel drops the title, takes a few steps back, doubled over. Griffin picks up the title and drops Hell's Angel with it to a huge applause. Griffin walks down the ramp and enters the ring as Cage and Bullet get to thier feet. Bullet cuts him off and rips the title out of his hands. Bullet looks down at the title then turns towards Cage. He hands it towards Cage, who slowly takes it into his own hands. Cage returns the favor by sticking out his hand. Bullet takes it, and Cage lifts it into the air, much to the crowd's approval. As they are about to exit the ring, Griffin stops them, and asks for a mic. One is thrown up to him, and he begins to speak.

 

Griffin - I saw what happend out here O.B. I saw The Bright Spark come out here, JDT you and cost you a prime oppurtunity to take that title home with you tonight. And I know this is the second week in a row that J came out here and intending to leave a permanent mark on you. Well on June 29th if you want it, you'll have a chance to leave your mark on him, at the first EWA version 2.0 pay per view!

 

The crowd cheers.

 

Griffin - But until then, I just wanted to let you know, Michaels has already left the building, and J is experiencing some auto trouble in the parking lot.

 

Bullet jumps out of the ring and sprints up the ramp.

 

Maura - Look at him go! We would love to continue the feed, but our time is up!

 

Credits

The Beginning of the Show   - Jordan Michaels

Scotty's Waiting Game. – Jordan Michaels

Inkredable Killah Vs Rage Vs Tornado Vs Smoke Vs TakTik Vs Mike Aston Vs Snypz – Anonymous by Request

Michaels Sneaks In. – Jordan Michaels

The Virus Vs Caveman – Jordan Michaels

A Shadow cast over Mike Victory - Shadow

Talking Shit – Davlin McCaine

John Steele Vs Jordan Michaels Vs Adrian Slayer - Shadow

A Confrontation ... At Last. – Jordan Michaels

Scotty Delrae Vs Joshua Byrant Vs The Butcher – Jordan Michaels

Hells Angel Vs The Great Malinko – Mike Victory

Christian Cage Vs Orange Bullet – Erik Griffin

 

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