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June 3rd 2003 Live from Madison Square Garden, New York City, New York
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How can you see into my eyes
like open doors leading you down into my core where I've become so numb? Without a soul; my spirit's sleeping somewhere cold, until you find it there and lead it back home. (Wake me up.) Wake me up inside. (I can't wake up.) Wake me up inside. (Save me. ) Call my name and save me from the dark. (Wake me up. ) Bid my blood to run. (I can't wake up. ) Before I come undone. (Save me. ) Save me from the nothing I've become. Now that I know what I'm without you can't just leave me. Breathe into me and make me real. Bring me to life. [Chorus] Bring me to life. I've been living a lie/There's nothing inside. Bring me to life. Frozen inside without your touch, without your love, darling. Only you are the life among the dead. All of this sight I can't believe I couldn't see Kept in the dark but you were there in front of me I've been sleeping a 1000 years it seems. I've got to open my eyes to everything. Without a thought Without a voice Without a soul Don't let me die here/There must be something more. Bring me to life. [Chorus] Bring me to life. I've been living a lie/There's nothing inside. Bring me to life “Bring Me To Life” Evanesence |
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After the opening footage finishes rolling the fans in the sold out Madison Square Garden arena are on their feet for the re-birth of EWA. Fans holding up signs and the camera goes round the arena we see a few signs. Why Wynn Why? Come Back Rachel Pitt, Rico Vega sucks, Gary Mac sucks and Victory for President signs are all seen being held by the fans in the arena. We see the commentators seats with no one sitting at it, we then are caught by surprise as “The Eye of the Tiger” by Survivor hits through the PA system and the fans straight away get on their feet as they know who is coming out. Then out steps the co-owner of Extreme Wrestling Action version two point o, Mike Victory. The fans give Mike one of the biggest cheers in the history of EWA and as Mike reaches the ring he gives a woman fan a hug and then climbs the steps, Mike enters the ring and the fans cheer once more as Mike is handed a microphone from EWA ring announcer Marlon Marvel. Mike Victory: You don’t know how great it is to be back out here in front of all you EWA hardcore fans. The fans cheer again for Mike. Mike Victory: If it wasn’t for you guys and girls, EWA version 2.0 would never have appeared. Myself and everyone in the back wants to thank you for all turning up here tonight, and making our effort worth while. The fans applaud Mike Victory. Mike Victory: A lot of water has gone under the bridge since EWA recently closed a few weeks back. At that time, I was standing on the out side and when I was looking in all I saw was hatred and regret, Ian Wynn did what he and everyone thought was inevitable close EWA. For me a EWA Hall of Fame inductee it was a sad day in my career, to see a fed I cared for so much close down. So I decided to open up EWA once again, me and Ian talked it over and he decided to pass the reigns of this federation over to me. So with all my hard work this week I have got EWA back off the ground and back to a very talented roster. This week we have signed some great talent, we signed former BCW World Champion the Butcher, we re-signed The Great Malinko and a few of his friends from WWCWF. But unfortunately we couldn’t re-sign Rachel Pitt, Layton Matthews or Gary Mac. Each name gets a reaction from the fans with Gary Mac’s name getting a lot of heat from the fans in the arena. Mike Victory: But we got the first ever EWA One champion Christian Cage re-signed to a brand new contract and along with him we got Scotty Delrae and a few other big name signings. So without anymore time wast . . . Right then Mike is cut off as “Tear Away” by Drowning Pool hits and the fans who are shocked look over at the walk way to see if its true. Just then their worst fears are answered as out steps Gary Mac wearing a black suit and he smiles as the fans begin to boo his arrival. Mac ignores them and walks down to the ring he looks at Mike and claps his hands and walks round the ring. He gets to where Marlon Marvel is standing and takes a microphone of him then beginnings stepping up the stairs. The fans are on their feet booing and jeering Mac as he enters the ring and motions for his music to stop. Gary Mac: So Mike, you have lifted EWA up from the ground and gotten all these great signings? Mike Victory: Yeah, your right Mac. But why . . . are you here in EWA. You said you weren’t going to return. You never answered my calls, you never sent back any of the letters I sent, hell Mac you even sent a small piece of paper to me by your limo driver saying you won’t return. Mac laughs as the crowd boo. Gary Mac: You know why I did that Mike? I’ll tell you why, back in February of this year Ian Wynn promised me this company if he ever closed it. So there I was watching EWA crumble in front of my very eyes and I knew I could do nothing about it. But I also knew that I had the right to claim the EWA name and revamp the place, but after it closed rumours started floating around. They where all about how Mike Victory was going to give EWA the rebirth thanks to Wynn handing him ownership rights. The ownership rights that where mine Mike, all mine. But Ian gave them to you, when he should have passed them to me. So when you came calling for the return of Gary Mac I said no, but then I thought why should I sit back and watch a guy who I beat three times run the company that I dominated. So I had my legal people look into Wynn statement, and they contacted Ian him self and he said he did indeed say that. Mike Victory: But what’s this got to do with EWA and me? Gary Mac: Just hold on a damn second and you’ll find out, you don’t interrupt me Mike or I’ll lay you out on the floor once again. The fans begin to boo the statement of Mac as Victory takes a step forward. Gary Mac: Now Mike as I was saying, Ian indeed said he would hand me the company if he closed it, and all last week my legal people where fighting this case in court. I’m surprised that your great friend Ian didn’t tell you this. I won the case, but instead of me becoming sole owner of this place, I was handed the co-ownership by both Wynn and the Wrestling Industry Board. Now as for you getting all these names, some of them signed because they knew I was coming back because of my phone calls. You did indeed get some guys in but I got the majority and tonight I bring in two more big name signings. Old friends of mine, and tonight they will compete in a special tag team title match up for the vacant titles. Mike Victory: You can’t do that Mac, you can’t bring in new guys and throw them into title matches. Its not on, tell me just who the hell these guys are going to be? Gary Mac: That’s my business Mike, and tonight they will compete for them here tonight. Mike Victory: I’m picking their opponents. Gary Mac: Sorry Mike, I over rule you on this, I have the other tag team set and both teams are looking forward to it, and Im not going to the back to tell them that they can’t have their match. The fans begin to boo and a Gary Mac sucks chant begins to break out as Mike motions for Mac to listen to the fans then Mike smiles. Mike Victory: Well Mac it looks like I’m stuck with you as a co-owner, so lets move on to commentators for the new show. I signed two people to do commentating for the EWA. Gary Mac: Sorry Mike, I signed one as well. So you’ll need to let one of your go. Mike Victory: That’s not fair. Gary Mac: Neither is life. Mike Victory: Ok Mac, have it your way, making her way out to the commentating booth Maura Downs!!!! The fans cheer as Maura Downs walks out and she smiles to the fans who give her a great reception. Mike Victory: Ok Mac, who have you brought in for this job? Gary Mac: Only the best damn commentator in the business, my good friend and buddy, Louis Carvanelie!!!! The fans give a mixed reaction as out steps Louis Carvanelie and he takes his seat next to Maura at the commentating booth. Mike Victory: So Mac lets make way for the talent tonight, and look forward to working with you. Mike puts his hand out for Mac to shake for friendship, but Mac throws his microphone down and takes a step back as he slides out the bottom rope and begins to walk backwards up the walk way as the show goes to a promo video hyping tonight’s Main Event of Hells Angel and Christian Cage. After the promo video stop airing the fans have a buzz about them as we open back up at the commentators seats where Maura Downs and Louis Carvanelie are sitting with their head sets on. Maura Downs: Welcome back ladies and gentlemen to the new Extreme Wrestling Action, I’m the newly re-instated announcer Maura Downs and with my unfortunately is Louis Carvanelie. Louis Carvanelie: What you mean unfortunately? Maura Downs: Never mind, well tonight’s main event is Hells Angel the current newly named Universal Champion defending the title against Christian Cage in what has to be the most eagerly awaited match of the night, but not only that we have lots of new stars a re-debuts tonight. Louis Carvanelie: Yes Maura and the biggest re-debut is mine! Louis the sexy one, the great commentator this side of the planet, Carvanelie. But the second biggest return has to be that of Gary Mac, the man who re-instated me, to new co-owner of the EWA. Maura Downs: Why the hell is that big? His company went broke after two weeks running, so how is that good news for EWA? Louis Carvanelie: Because it is Maura, the guy is a legend. Maura Downs: Yeah in his own mind. Louis Carvanelie: I will tell him you said that, but talking about returns, The Great Malinko returns tonight to EWA. He takes on Skye and I think the last ever WWCWF world champion will want to make an impact tonight. He really always was underused when he left for WWCWF, but now lets just hope he breaks through that glass roof in wrestling and reaches the top of EWA soon. Maura Downs: What about Scotty Delrae taking on Joshua Bryant in his first defence of the United States Championship, since the re-opening. Delrae made an impact like no other when he showed up a month or so ago and he won the title at EWA Gold Rush. Scotty is destined for great things in this fed and tonight I hope he defends the title as we need a champion like him. Louis Carvanelie: Like him, no way I heard a rumour about the signings Mac talked about tonight and one of them is far more deserving. But this new title the World of Pain title, I think it has all the makings of a great match. Maura Downs: But you don’t like Orange Bullet or John Steele. Louis Carvanelie: I know, but one of them has got to get hurt here tonight in what ever match Steele picks. Maura Downs: Looks like Marlon Marvel is read to introduce the first match up, lets go to ring side. |
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Marlon Marvel is standing in the middle of the ring with a microphone and he is ready to introduce the first match. Marlon Marvel: Ladies and Gentlemen we are now ready for our first match of the new EWA era. First introducing from Queens, he weights in at 190 pounds, The Inkredable Kilah!!!!! ”Shoot em up” By Nas hits and the fans in the arena give this new EWA star a mixed reaction as he walks out and heads straight down to the ring, He gets in and the fans give him a very small cheer as he poses and then awaits his opponent. Marlon Marvel: Next introducing from Toronto, Canada he weights in at 235 pounds, Val Droma!!!!! ”Down with the sickness” By Disturbed hits and the fans give Val a short cheer when he walks out wearing his in ring attire, Droma walks down to the ring and slides inside. Louis Carvanelie: Well Maura, Val Droma takes on Inkredable Killah in the first of the new EWA ea. Maura Downs: This should be a good one Louis. The bell rings and Val and Killah go for a tie up in the middle of the ring, knee to the gut by Killah followed by another and then he whips Val off the ropes and goes for a clothesline but Val ducks and then puts the breaks on his run as Killah turns round he is taken by surprise as Val hits him with a standing drop kick, Val up as Killah gets up slowly and Val hits a double arm DDT on Killah ground him for a few seconds as Val drops an elbow drop across the neck area of Killah. Maura Downs: Both men are putting on an ok match at the moment. Louis Carvanelie: Killah and Droma aren’t impressing me right now. Val picks up Killah and goes for a pilerdriver but Killah reverses it into one of his own. Val Droma is down as Inkredable Killah gets up and runs of the ropes and hits a snap elbow drop. Killah helps Val to his feet and hits a nicely executed stalling suplex. The fans are really into the match as Killah locks in a spinning toe hold, But Val rakes the eyes of Killah. Val up to his feet and whips Killah into the turnbuckle Val runs in for a clothesline but Killah ducks and hits a snap neckbreaker from out of no where grounding Val Droma. Maura Downs: You see that Louis? Inkredible Killah with a neck breaker from out of no where, and he is in control of the match now. Louis Carvanelie: Yeah very good Maura, I still don’t rate any of these two guys. Killah with a stomp to Val followed by another then another. Killah pulls Val Droma to his feet and hits a double under hook suplex and then covers. ONE TWO Thrrrrr kick out by Val Droma. Killah pulls Val up and whips him chest first into the corner and Killah of the ropes and hits a short arm clothesline sending Val to the mat with a thud. Killah who is in control is loving it at the moment, Killah of the rope and hits a snap leg drop and up he gets and off the ropes and does the same thing. Killah pulls Val up and hits him with a forearm and another rocking him into the turnbuckle. Killah kicks Val in the guts and lifts him up onto the turnbuckle and then punches him in the mid-section. Maura Downs: What the hell does Killah have in mind? Louis Carvanelie: Don’t know Maura but this match has lasted 5 minutes too long. Killah climbs the turnbuckle and is behind Val Droma he gives the fans a thumbs up and then hits a spinning hurricane runna of the top rope sending Val to the mat. The fans are giving a holy shit chant as Killah picks up Val Droma and then hits Da Postcard and covers. ONE TWO THREE The bell rings and the fans in the arena begin a small Killah rules chant. Maura Downs: Inkredible Killah picks up the win here tonight, in his debut match. Val Droma wasn’t as impressive as we thought he would be. Louis Carvanelie: This match wasn’t impressive end of story. I don’t like Killah or Val Droma and lets just hope soon we get to see one of my favourites in action. Maura Downs: Your favourites Louie, who are your favourites? Louis Carvanelie: That’s none of your damn business, what match is up next? |
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Before Maura can reply the scene cuts backstage and what we are seeing is on the action-tron. We see Gary Mac sitting back on a black leather seat with his feet up on a desk in front of him. Mac is looking at a very old wrestling magazine with a old hWo world champion on it, but the picture of the guys face is blurred out out. Gary Mac: So guys your looking forward to your debut here tonight in EWA? Everyone wonders who Mac is talking to as two men wearing all black step in front of the camera and they have the EWA World tag team championships over their shoulder. Mac sits back smiling as both men nod to answer Mac’s question. Gary Mac: You guys should have been around here when I was One champion, it would have been just like old times back in the hWo. Those belts suit you, tonight they will be officially yours and guys you have a special guest referee, he came up to me and asked if he could get his chance at calling a match. And I just couldn’t say no. The two men wearing black look at each other and then back at Mac. Gary Mac: Don’t worry guys, he will call it straight down the middle, plus I don’t think your opponents will cause you much problems. Go get your self ready you’ll be on after the table elimination match which is next. Mac stands up and shakes both men’s hand and then they leave the room, Mac sits down on his seat again and smiles. Just then in walks EWA World of Pain Champion John Steele. John Steele: Mac, why a tag match tonight, me and Cage are number one contenders. Gary Mac: Don’t worry John, you’ll get your shot. Anyway down to business, what type of match is it going to be tonight? The scene fades out and back to the commentators who are sitting somewhat shocked, well at least Maura is. Maura Downs: Gary Mac is really high on this power thing. Louis Carvanelie: What power thing? Maura Downs: You know fine well what power thing. Giving new guys on their debut a tag title shot. And who the hell is going to be the guest referee? Louis Carvanelie: I don’t know but he better not get in the way of what Mac has planned, I think Mac could very well be the greatest boss in the history of EWA. Maura Downs: Mike if your back there listening, put a stop to this at once. EWA will fall under Mac’s leadership. Louis Carvanelie: Shut up Maura, lets move on to our next match, the debut of three new men in a table elimination table match. Butcher the former BCW champion is in this match and is my pick to win it. Maura Downs: Well I hope Rage wins here tonight, Butcher is just like an animal I remember him from BCW. Louis Carvanelie: You always go against me Maura but then again all women do at some point. Maura Downs: Shut up and lets go to ring side for the match. |
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Steven
Andrew Boucher Vs Rage Vs The Butcher Steven
Andrew Boucher is standing in the ring awaiting the arrival of his opponents. Rage
begins to throw some right hands at the mid section of the Butcher, Butcher
slowly gets to his feet and releases the hold, Rage continues to throw right
hands at the Butcher, he runs off the ropes but Butcher catches him with a big
boot on the way back, taking Rage right out. Butcher runs off the ropes and
drops a huge leg drop on Rage. Butcher drags Rage to his feet and gets him in
the vertical suplex position, but Rage raises his knee into Butchers mid section
which forces Butcher to let go, out of nowhere Rage kicks the big man in the mid
section and hits The
Migraine! Maura
Downs: There’s
Rage’s finisher, a sort of Double arm DDT! Louis
Carvanelie: I
can’t believe it! Butcher appears to be motionless! Rage
slides out of the ring and beings to set up a table outside of the ring, and
smiles as he looks at the Butcher lying in the centre of the ring. The crowd
begin to cheer slightly. Maura
Downs:
Rage setting up a table outside the ring, but he has to get the giant that is
the Butcher, all the way outside, not an easy task. Rage
slides back into the ring, he stomps away at the Butcher for a moment, before
dragging him up by his hair, he throws a right hand as the big man reels, he
leans against the ropes, Rage throws two more big rights at the Butcher, but he
just won’t go over the ropes. Louis
Carvanlie:
Rage could actually win this! Butcher is almost over the ropes! Rage
stares at the Butcher, he looks around before deciding to take a few steps back,
he runsoff the ropes and attempts to clothesline the Butcher over the ropes, but
Butcher reverses it at the last moment into a back body drop, Rage flies high in
the air and through a table on the outside. Maura
Downs:
Wow! Rage went airbourne, and Butcher wins the match! “Kill
you” by Eminem plays as the Butcher raises his arms in the air, he receives
boos from the crowd. He looks around and shakes his head, he rolls out of the
ring and approaches Rage. Louis
Carvanelie: What’s
Butcher doing? Butcher
picks up the motionless rage and rolls him back in the ring, he follows and
picks him up once more, before hitting the Butchers Blade to the helpless Rage!
The crowd boo heavily! Maura
Downs: Wow! The Butcher is mad! Louis
Carvanelie: He’s
always mad! Officials come out and clear up the broken tables and help Rage to the back Maura
Downs:
What
a night of EWA action thus far, unfortunately Louis was right and the butcher
picked up the win in tremendous fashion here tonight. Maybe the Butcher can make
a name for him self after all.
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All of the sudden the lights go out as an X appears spinning on the screen as thunder is heard throughout the arena. The fans look up wondering who it is as the ring crew and camera men look at the entrance. Louis Carvanelie: Hold on Maura, what the hell is this. I know Mac pulled out all the stops to sign big names, but I never heard that anyone would show up right before the tag match. Suddenly Adema "Giving Into You" plays as the X morphs into a pair of eyes blinking as the words "When darkness reigns may your fears be your light" ……"Never Fear". The crowd erupts as the man known as The Shadow walks out from behind the curtain. Maura Downs: Oh my GOD! I thought I would never see this individual ever again in a wrestling arena. Fans for those of you know the history of this man know what he’s all about. Ever since an injury a few years ago he has been silent in the wrestling world but it appears EWA have brought him back into the wrestling world. The Shadow walks to the ring with a black cane helping him as he limps noticeably. He is covered in black from head to toe. He wears the famous eyes shirt that he made famous in many organizations. His hair is full of black and silver streaks as sun glasses covers his eyes. He steps up to the ring walking in it as the referee helps him with the ropes. He loosens his black leather jacket up as the lights come on in the arena. The music fades as fans rapidly chant "Welcome Back" as he looks around acknowledging them. He grabs the mic looking almost humbled. Shadow: "You know what? It is good to back inside this squared circle." Fans start chanting "Shadow" as he looks around acknowledging them with his cane. Louis Carvanelie: The fans are chanting his name Maura, I don’t like him not one bit. Shadow: "There was a time when I didn’t think I would be back. As the powers that be told me that I couldn’t come back even as a commentator because I was to set in my ways and I was a crippled up has been. Well to them I say look at Triple H right now and he is still wrestling. *Fans being to chant *Triple Asshole**. For those of you who don’t know I am The Shadow one of the sickest minds in wrestling you will ever meet. I take you’re your pain and suffering and devour it for my own personal pleasure. The more fear I see in you, the more I savor it like a fine meal. The more anger I feel in a person the stronger I become. I am what every wrestler in the back wants to become and that is a one man wrecking army of darkness! Shadow looks down at his knees then looks up at the crowd. The crowd is still cheering him as he takes off his leather coat to reveal he is still as big and fit as ever before. Shadow: "Sadly I can no longer wrestle because of injury that occurred to me a few years ago as an individual who was paid by a b*&#h of a promoter who wanted me out of wrestling for good cause of supposed wrongs I did to her. Did she succeed? Yes to a point as my body has been broken but my mind and soul still live on stronger than ever. I had my knee caps shattered that day and as the blood spilled out my knees and bones were sticking out enough to make Sid Vicious’ injury look like a paper cut, I yelled out in pain I kept thinking I will be back oh yes I will be back." He looks back down at his legs as the crowd notices a sense of disgust and anger about him that hasn’t been seen in a long time. Shadow takes off his sunglasses show his cold blue eyes and looks directly into the camera. Shadow: "I fed off of my pain all those months in hospital and at home. The pain I felt formed a venom inside of me that had to be released. A venom that I will spew on the wrestlers of this company and those corporate P&$$!’s in the front office that run this very show. Since I can no longer wrestle I will have to select a person to teach the ways of my lifestyle and wrestling style. As always I wish to inflict upon those who oppose me and this person shall do the same. Like my mentor did for me years ago I will teach this person the joys of hearing a grown man scream and beg for mercy as he listens to each of his bones snap and his soul being broken right before his very family and tell his little girl that Daddy is broken while smiling as she cries her heart out over her lost father. Over the next few weeks I will watch those who walk down this aisle and step into this ring to see if they are to be the chosen one. With me by their side they will rise up to the top and take the Universal Title and send all those to defy them into a deep pit of depression and sorrow. From there I will work my way into the front office as the venom spreads like a black plague destroying everyone in its path till there is only one and that one will be me. *Shadow tones his voice down* "Time is ticking as the first bite has been struck tonight, from here on out the venom shall spread slowly and painfully. Darkness will reign may your fears be your light "Never Fear". The Shadow leaves the ring as Adema "Giving Into You" plays as the fans sit there in confusion. He walks past all the fans not looking at them as he limps to back looking at various workers backstage. Maura Downs: If Shadow is up to his old tricks again then we are indeed in a lot of trouble. Fans love him or hate him you know that Shadow is a force to be reckoned with in this business. We’ll be right back! The show heads for a commercial break, after the break is finished we see that the tag team match is ready for action as standing in the middle of the ring is Marlon Marvel. |
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New
Tag Champs Crowned Marlon
Marvel: Introducing at this time, the
special guest ring announcer for this up coming tag team match, one half of the
co-owners Gary Mac!!! Two young wrestlers walk out, looking nervous, they sheepishly enter the ring. Maura
Downs: Look two young rookies, who look like they can
hardly wrestle. We
see Jordan and J in the ring with the tag titles over their sholders looking
somewhat annoyed as the Scene cuts to a promo video for the first PPV. |
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Lights
start flashing white and black as you hear The Sex Pistols' "My Way"
start playing. Skye walks out with a sadistic grin on his face, ready to kick
some ass. He stumbles across the first part of the aisle like he's drunk, and
then starts running and hops into the ring. Skye then taunts and uses the middle
finger a bit while the crowd can't decide whether to cheer him on or hope for
him to get his ass kicked. Announcer:
Making his way to the ring, weighing
197 lbs, Skye! Maura
Downs: Here comes Skye, a newcomer to
the EWA. The
entrance ramp clouds with smoke as Malinko steps out of the mist to South West
Voodoo by ICP. The fans boo and throw things at Malinko as he laughs at them and
walks with confidence to the ring blowing them kisses. Announcer:
Making his way to the ring, weighing
in at 270 lbs, the Great Malinko! Maura
Downs: We all know about the Great
Malinko of course, and what he’s capable of. Skye
runs straight at Malinko, throwing a clothesline, taking him down early on. Skye
immediately takes advantage by dropping some elbows into Malinko’s
chest, Malinko pulls himself on as Skye waves a middle finger at him, and
Malinko laughs, before running at Skye and bringing him down with a spear, he
lays into him with right hands before getting to his feet and throwing Skye into
the turnbuckle, where he proceeds to stomp a hole into him until he’s in the
lower turnbuckle, he takes a few steps back before charging full force toward
Skye, bringing his knee smashing into his face. Maura
Downs: Well,
Malinko didn’t take kindly to Skye flipping him off at all now did he? Louis
Carvanlie: Well
would you? Skye
looks to be in trouble as Malinko drags Skye to the middle of the ring, looking
to lock in his submission manoeuvre ‘Make a Wish’, but Skye wriggles out of
it and gets to his knees, before managing to hit a form of the ‘stunner’. Maura
Downs: Nice reversal from Skye, just
escaping almost certain doom from Malinko’s ‘Make a Wish’. Louis
Carvanlie: Come
on Malinko! Malinko
holds just beneath his chin in pain as Skye takes a moment or two to catch his
breath. Both men eventually rise to their feet and stand opposite each other,
Skye makes the first move, attempting a right hand, which Malinko manages to
block, and counter with a head butt, Skye reels backwards and leans against the
ropes, Malinko charges at Skye and hits him with a clothesline which takes
himself and Skye over the top rope. Maura
Downs: Malinko’s own momentum taking
both himself, and Skye over the top rope! Now they’re on the outside! Louis
Carvanlie: Oh no, they’re coming
this way! Look out. Malinko
wastes no time, he drags Skye to his feet and takes him towards the announcers
table, he attempts to hit Skye’s head into the table, but Skye manages to
block and throw Malinko head first onto the table. Skye then Whips Malinko into
the steel steps, Malinko holds his shoulder in pain as Skye picks him up, Skye
gets Malinko in position for a vertical suplex, but Malinko is too heavy.
Malinko reverses it and Suplex’s Skye on the outside! Skye screams out and
holds his back in pain. Maura
Downs: Ouch! That HAD to hurt! Malinko
suplexing Skye on that concrete floor! Louis
Carvanlie: Well duh! You come out with
some real stupid stuff sometimes Maura. State the obvious why don’t you? Maura
Downs: That’s what I’m getting
paid for Louis. Malinko
puts a couple of boots into the body of Skye, before rolling him back into the
ring, Malinko follows him in. He goes for a cover. Maura
Downs: Here we go with the first cover
of the match! ONE
… TWO
.. Kick
out! Skye kicking out on two and a half. Malinko shakes his head and drags Skye
him once more, Skye, seemingly out of nowhere Maura
Downs: A sudden burst of energy from Skye! Skye
gets Malinko in position for his finisher, the Death Threat, but Malinko back
drops Skye, Straight away Malinko tries to lock in ‘Make a Wish’ but Skye
manages to reverse it into a snap mare, Malinko rolls over and jumps right back
to his feet, he attempts to clothesline Skye, but he ducks, he spins around and
Malinko just hits him with a big boot. Skye seems to have had the wind knocked
out of him, Malinko takes the opportunity to lock in the ‘Make a Wish’. Skye
screams out in pain for a few moments, before finally tapping out, as the bell
rings. Announcer:
Here is your winner, The Great Malinko! Maura
Downs: A good win for the Great
Malinko! Louis
Carvanlie: I didn’t expect anything
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The picture suddenly fades to snow. When it clears again, we find ourselves in a cemetery. We pan across several tombstones until we see "the New Talent" Davlin McCaine lying cross armed in front of one. DAVLIN: Guess who's back, Bitches? Davlin "Booker T" spins around into a sitting position. The camera follows him until he is facing the camera. DAVLIN:First off....to those of you that don't know who I am.....WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU?!? I mean, what horrible life have you been leading up until now to NOT know that I am "the New Talent" Davlin McCaine? Seriously. Even Amish people know who I am.....well, maybe because I turned many of their daughters away from the "righteous path".....if you catch my drift. But I digress back to my favorite topic.....Myself, and for those of you that don't know me....Please allow me to introduce myself, I'm a man of wealth and taste....and most of it BAD. I'm the most dangerous man on television, mostly because I'm not afraid to call a piece of crap a piece of crap....no matter how beloved that person is. I'm also not afraid to blatantly try to nail any chick that takes my fancy....OR boot that same chick straight in her ass if she decides to run her mouth at me. There have been quite a few bitches in the wrestling world who have felt my size 13 Nike up their s#$tholes. And just for the record.....when I say "bitch," I'm not just talking about females....because there are quite a few male bitches out there, and I think you KNOW who you are. Be warned.....I am no longer in the mood for your bulls$%t. And WHY is that? Because I'm on the latter half of a six month down time, thanks to that now dead skank Allisa O'Toole and her fellow maggot sandwich of a husband, Sythe, who were so kind as to run me over with a freaking CAR back in BCW. I tried a brief return in the old EWA, but had to wind up having back surgery that I had put off for too long. So....for the better part of six months....I have been sitting at home recovering, and every now and then I would check in on my last wrestling home.....EWA, and I saw that it had fallen into CRAP in my absence. In fact, I was just about to make a "Talking Shit" return, when EWA pulled an ECW and just up and died on me. But then I found out that a new investor had bought EWA, and was planning to reopen it....and I thought, "What better time is there for 'the Talent' to make his return?" I mean.....me...running my mouth on all sorts of s#$t. That's money in the f$#king BANK, know what I'm saying? So here I am....."Talking Shit" for you all again. Which is all well and good, but I'll bet you're all still wondering...."Gee Davlin, what in James Marster's name are you doing in a cemetery?" Well, for those of you who were momentarily afraid that you had slipped into a Gary Mac promo....Worry Not, because there IS a point to the cemetery. See....I figured that since EWA was making a new start....it was time for a fresh start for "the Talent" too. So...No more harping on stuff that happened in past feds. No more bringing up past feuds with the people in those feds that happen to be here now. In fact, I'm going to turn over a WHOLE new leaf, and try to cuss less, chase women less, crack on sorry people less. In short, it's going to be a WHOLE NEW DAVLIN McCAINE......ashes to ashes....dust to dust. Davlin pauses a beat.....then he smiles. DAVLIN:Nah, screw THAT. I'm still going to do ALL of those things, and I'm going to be doing them EVERY WEEK.....because I have signed an exclusive deal with EWA to do my "Talking Shit" segments on their main show. And when I'm finally able to return to the ring full time......well, then I'll ALSO be jetting past all of your J-Brone asses on my way to the top. Beating you down both verbally and physically, and there aint a DAMN thing any of you can do about that. Because "the New Talent" Davlin McCaine has returned and "Nap Time" is over. Next Week...I'll be doing my dreaded "Talent Appraisement" on the EWA roster, but until then....you can love me or hate me, but I'll still be "Talking Shit." And I'm out. At this point, we fade back to the regular programming |
| United
States Title Match Downs: And with both competitors in the ring now Louis, I’m looking forward to this one even more. Both guys have a high degree of technical expertise. If both of them hit the high notes in this one we could be looking at a great match! Carvenelie: This one could definitely be one of the highlights of the first Tuesday Night Tsunami. But remember, it’s Scotty Delrae’s first US title defence. For all the excitement over his debut and EWA career so far, he’s still an untested champion. Downs: He gets a test tonight though, and it’s of the strictest nature. Joshua Bryant is one of the new talents emerging here in the new EWA. Can he pull off…well a Delrae-esque upset here tonight and take the United States title? Back in the ring, the bell sounds and there is a frenzy of flashbulbs as Scotty and Joshua advance on each other. They come face to face in the centre of the ring and start to exchange words. Scotty still has the title belt around his waist. Finally he reaches behind him and unsnaps it, before handing the belt to the referee. With one more look at each other, the two back off a couple of yards, then lock up. The crowd cheer loudly as they test each others strength. Eventually it’s Bryant’s that wins out, and he forces Delrae down into a headlock. Scotty squirms and uses his arms, trying to re-establish some leverage, but he can’t manoeuvre out of this. He shoves Bryant to the ropes. Bryant comes back and the two go for shoulder tackles. Delrae finds himself flat on his back, and he slaps a hand against the canvas in frustration. Back to the collar-and-elbow tie up, and this time Delrae seizes the initiative, putting Joshua into a hammerlock. He looks to wrench on the pain, but Bryant rolls through, applying a hammerlock of his own. Delrae counters it into a wristlock…which is countered by a drop toehold by Bryant. The United States Champion hits the mat face first. Bryant makes to get to his feet, but out of nowhere comes a martial arts legsweep from Delrae, and both men are on the canvas… Up to their feet again, and
Bryant grabs Delrae, looking for a backbreaker. But Scotty rolls over the
shoulders, landing on his back. He puts arms around the waist and looks for a
roll-up. But that gets rolled through, and as he comes up, Bryant looks for a
leg drop across the throat. It’s missed, and both men spring to their feet
again. Bryant ducks an outside crescent kick from Delrae, who lands and
immediately has to duck under a big right hand. Finally the two pause for
breath, looking up and down one another after the frenetic opening exchanges.
The crowd take the opportunity to suck in some oxygen of their own, and give the
two warm applause for their efforts. Carvenelie: A nice ovation for these two hear, and they deserve it. An excellent exchange of wrestling there between two very evenly matched guys. Downs: You’re absolutely right there. Josh has the size and power advantage, but you’ve gotta give the quickness and agility nod to Scotty. The two go back to the lock up, but this time there’s not so many of the pleasantaries. Pretty soon Scotty fires off a kick to the midsection and goes to the ropes. He looks to hit a knee lift to the face, but Bryant comes from the crouched position straight into his throat with a big clothesline. Delrae goes down, and Bryant looks to capitalise. He goes for a side headlock, but as he wraps his arm around the neck, Scotty pulls him over, for an almost Judo-style take-over, straight into a cradle. That gets one as Bryant uses the bottom rope to pull himself out of the ring, and out of the pin. After planting his feet on the floor he looks out on the crowd for a moment, then turns round – only to see Scotty vaulting over the top tope into a cross body…but he misses! Bryant moved to the side, and Delrae gets a face full of floor for his trouble. That looked like it hurt, and the champion is in trouble. Bryant goes straight on the attack, puling him to his feet by the head, then lifting him into a Joshua Suplex onto the floor. Delrae screams in pain, and grasps at his back, dragging himself to his knees just to take some pressure off it. Bryant pulls him up again…for a second suplex to the floor!! If anything that one looked like it hurt more, and Bryant is in the ascendancy now. He grabs Scotty’s arm and pulls him up, whipping him into the crowd barrier. Delrae falls against it, his mouth open, gasping in pain again. But still the punishment isn’t finished. Again he is dragged up by the arm…and now he’s Irish whipped into the side of the ring! The crowd have to wince, almost feeling what the defending champion is going through at the hands of his challenger right now. He’s shouting in pain, and it’s worsened as Bryant drops a shoulder and buries it in the ribs, driving him hard against the ring. The pain in the back must be excruciating, but still Joshua Bryant isn’t done. He looks to his left, and points down at the ring steps. He pulls Scotty and whips him hard…but it’s reversed! Delrae sends Joshua knee’s first into the steps and down he goes in a heap on the floor. Now Scotty carries on the assault, picking up one of Bryant’s knees and locking in a leg grapevine. He piles on the pain on the leg, then releases the hold, picks up the other leg, before dropping backwards – catapulting the challenger straight into the ring post! Carvenelie: Well there was us hyping this as a potential great wrestling match. This has turned within minutes into a straight-out fight on the outside of the ring! Downs: And both guys have taken some beatings here. Delrae’s back has to be killing him, and how knows what Bryant’s face looks like after getting smashed against that ring post… Carvenelie: And now Delrae is climbing up onto the second rope here! Scotty is indeed poised on the second rope. Standing crouched and ready to jump off at his opponent. Still groggy, Bryant slowly gets to his feet, and looks up, right as Delrae comes off the second rope in a spinning heel kick!! He catches Bryant right on the jaw and he falls back, right into the announce table. He slaps against it, jolting it backwards, his head jarring back against it. Scotty for his part isn’t feeling so great himself. He did further damage to his back coming off the turnbuckles like that, and did as much damage to himself as it did to Bryant. Both men are down and wincing in pain, and it takes some time before both start fighting their way to their feet. Delrae gets to his feet first, and he swings a kick at the challenger, but it gets ducked, and after ducking behind, Bryant plants Delrae into the floor with a neckbreaker! That one looked like it hurt a lot, and Delrae is practically curled into the foetal position, his body wracked with pain. Bryant hoists him up, and rolls him under the bottom rope, into the ring. He goes for a quick cover, and this time the referee gets a long two count. Delrae just managed to shoot his shoulder off the canvas at the last second, and it seemed to cause him some serious pain! Downs: Something is definitely bothering the US Champion here… Carvenelie: It was that neckbreaker on the floor. That’ll wreak havoc on anyone’s spinal cord, Scotty Delrae is no different! Downs: But that presents major problems for him carrying on with this match. At the moment it’s hurting him just to kick out! Carvenelie: Absolutely…and holy hell that move isn’t gonna help it one little bit! Capitalising on the obvious pain shooting down Scotty’s neck, Bryant looks to pile the torque on it, slapping him into a rear chinlock! He yells at the referee to check the champion. Delrae is absolutely screaming in pain, his leg thumping up and down against the canvas, trying to get the crowd behind him, to help him fight back into this contest. And sure enough, whilst fighting tremendous pain, Scotty somehow manages to fight back onto one knee! He manages to loosen the grip sufficiently enough to fire off a couple of body shots…and he’s broken the hold! There’s a cheer from the fans as Delrae is free, and he shoots off the ropes – right into a sleeper hold! Not only is Bryant hurting the neck, but he’s cutting off the oxygen to the brain! Already Delrae has fallen from a standing position onto his knees, and from right above him, Joshua Bryant uses all his weight to maximise the effectiveness of the hold. Soon the champion is slumped down onto his side, his arms hanging limp, his eyes closed, with sweat pouring down his face onto the big forearm of Josh Bryant. Finally the referee moves in and picks up Delrae’s arm, and watching it lifelessly flop back to the canvas! He goes for a second time, as ‘SCOTTY’ chants come from the fans, trying to bring him back into the contest for a second time within two minutes! Once more he lifts the arm, and for a second time it drops! Downs: If that arm goes down one more time we’ve got a new EWA United States Champion! What a debut this has been from an impressive talent! For the final time the referee lifts the arm and lets it go – it stays in the air! There’s a big pop from the fans as Scotty’s eyes fly open, and his whole body starts twitching! Despite having been brought to the point of unconsciousness just seconds earlier, he starts fighting his way back to his feet, with Bryant still on his back! Bryant clings desperately to the sleeper, trying to drop his opponent once again! He succeeds in dropping Delrae onto a knee again, but the adrenaline running through his body is enough to pull him to his feet! He screams in fury, then drops into a voluntary back bump, driving Bryant’s body into the mat! That broke the hold, and Delrae gets to his feet again, and runs for the ropes again. He comes off, them, jumps over Bryant’s body on the mat, then comes off the other ropes...STRAIGHT INTO THE SPEAR! He gets hit with a spear right in the stomach, and his neck snaps against the canvas, once again sending shockwaves of pain through his body! But in a flash he finds himself getting rolled over, and there’s a cheer from the crowd for Bryant, as he locks in the double leg Anklelock! He has his trademark submission locked in on Scotty Delrae!!! Carvenelie: THE DOUBLE LEG ANKLELOCK…WE COULD HAVE OURSELVES A NEW CHAMPION RIGHT HERE!!! Downs: Delrae is right in the centre of the ring! After the punishment his neck and back have taken in this match, I don’t see how he can make it to the ropes! Carvenelie: The neck, the back, and now the ankles…Delrae has been in a war tonight win or lose! Downs: WAIT A MINUTE!! There’s another cheer from the crowd as Delrae somehow finds the strength to rolls through and out of the double leg anklelock, and in a second he drops onto his back…with Bryant’s left arm in the Fujiwara armbar! He’s stretching the arm hard, putting all the pressure on the elbow! Downs: Delrae has torn people’s arms off in the shoot fighting world…is he going to do the same thing to Joshua Bryant here and now on the first ever Tuesday Night Tsunami?? Carvenelie: NO NO!! He won’t be, it’s countered again is it? YES!!! Downs: CROSSFACE FROM BRYANT!! The torture on the shoulder and neck of the US Champion must be absolute agony, and Scotty’s eyes are telling the whole tale! His anguished yells are muffled, but not inaudible, and he looks increasingly desperate, as the ropes are nowhere near!! He reaches an arm out, looking like he’s about ready to tap. But he brings it to the canvas, using it to drag himself towards the utopia of the bottom rope! Bryant’s eyes are closed as he pulls back on the neck, doing his utmost to make the champion tap. Out of nowhere he releases the hold, going back to the legs…AND ONCE AGAIN LOCKING IN THE DOUBLE LEG ANKLELOCK!! He has his submission finisher locked in again – and he’s dragging Scotty back towards the middle of the ring! Scotty is practically shouting the tonsils from his throat as he fights the pain of the hold and searches in vain for a counter! With one final burst of energy, he tries to roll-through the move again…and he does it! He rolls over, and rolls up Bryant! (1…2…thrrr THAT WAS SO CLOSE!) Bryant almost got caught completely unaware there, and he gets to his feet, furious that he almost lost the match as a result of a mental slip. He turns – right into a snap fisherman’s suplex! Scotty bridges for the pin, and once again scores a close two! Back to his feet goes Bryant again, and ducks a right hand, then moves next to Delrae, planting him into the mat with a Russian legsweep! He goes to the legs again, and looks set to attempt a Sharpshooter, but it gets countered into a small package! (1…2…3!! NO!) That time Bryant got his shoulder up and the very VERY last split second, and he gets to his feet, his body soaked in sweat, just like his opponent! Delrae is on his knees, breathing hard, his body wracked in pain. His legs, his back, his shoulder and his neck, all are sending pain flowing through his body, so much so that he can’t stand. Bryant isn’t having the same problems, and looks to take the advantage once again, pulling Scotty up by his tights…AND DELIVERING A PILEDRIVER! Carvenelie: My God a piledriver! On a man who’s neck has been the focal point of the assault in the match tonight, that is absolutely disgusting! Downs: Joshua Bryant couldn’t have done any more asked of him here tonight. His first appearance in the EWA, and he’s taken the US Champion to the limit, but nothing he’s done so far has been able to put Delrae away! Carvenelie: This will Maura…this will! He’s going to the top rope! I’ve heard about this! Josh Bryant is 6’9 and 269 lbs, but don’t let that fool you. He has one of the most beautiful moonsaults in the business! Downs: I’ve heard about…DELRAE IS UP!!! Carvenelie: AND DELRAE IS GOING UP!! With his back turned, Joshua Bryant doesn’t see it! The crowd explodes into a thunderous pop as Delrae runs up the ropes next to the turnbuckles, and out of nowhere is standing on the top rope, right next to Bryant! Summoning up all he’s got, he wraps an arm around Bryant’s head…AND DELIVERS THE SUPERNOVA RIGHT OFF THE TOP ROPE!!! The crowd are in a frenzy, as both men lie flat on their backs, stomachs going up and down, eyes closed! With what appears to be his last ounce of energy, Delrae rolls over, and gets an arm over Bryant! (1…2…3!!!) Ring Announcer: YOUR WINNER, AND STILL EWA UNITED STATES CHAMPION…SCOTTY DELRAE! Downs: Delrae has done it! His first defence of the United States title is a successful one, but what a gutcheck it took to get it done! Carvenelie: Joshua Bryant just took Delrae to the limit there Maura! He’s punished the former shoot fighter for long periods of that match and it took a Super-SuperNova to finish him off! Downs: And look at him now! The referee raises his arm in victory, but he hasn’t got the energy to get up from the canvas! Inside the ring, Delrae sits, his arm raised in the air by the referee, who drapes the belt over his shoulder. Delrae shrugs it a little, adjusting it’s position, then pointing to it, gasping for air and holding his neck in pain! |
Watching
the US champions back
'Terrible Lie' by Nine Inch Nails plays over
the PA system, the crowd go nuts after Scotty Delrae retains
his US title. He stands in the centre of the ring and holds up the title to the
crowd as they continue to go wild. All of a sudden Scotty’s music stops, and "Tear Away" By Drowning Pool blares out, the crowd rise to
their feet and boo as Gary Mac walks out, with a microphone in his hand. His
music fades out slowly, as Scotty Delrae stands in the ring looking at Mac. Maura
Downs: What’s
Gary Mac doing out here? Louis
Carvanelie: He’s
the co owner does he need a reason? Gary
Mac: “Seems
to me, some people in this place are getting a little bit too big for their
boots. They don’t seem to understand, there are some people who are meant to
be stars. There are some people that are not.” There
is a confused silence from the crowd, as Scotty raises one eyebrow, confused by
Gary Mac. Gary
Mac: “Scotty
… you are not meant to be a star.” Maura
Downs: What’s
that supposed to mean? Louis
Carvanelie: What do you think? As
soon as Gary Mac utters those words, the crowd begins to boo, Gary smiles and
just continues talking Gary
Mac: “Sure,
you may try your best, and win a few titles. But one day you’ll meet the guy
that will bring you crashing down to earth. That may be sooner rather than later” Scotty
invites Mac into the ring to fight and starts shouting at him Gary
Mac: “Just
listen up Delrae. You better watch your back” Maura
Downs: Gary Mac out here, seemingly taunting Scotty Delrae for no
reason. Scotty
looks at Gary Mac when all of a sudden “The Unstoppable” Jordan Michaels
slides into the ring with a black bag in his hands; he drops the bag on the
floor and knocks down Scotty from behind. He quickly drops a couple of elbows
into Delrae's back. The crowd begins to boo. Maura
Downs: What
the hell is this? This isn’t right! Gary Mac’s buddy Jordan Michaels just
attacked Delrae from behind! Louis
Carvanelie: What do
you mean it’s not right? Its genius! Haha!
Michaels
begins to put the boots into Delrae, still concentrating o that neck. We see
Gary Mac laughing at the top of the ramp as he turns around and leaves the
scene. Michaels drags Delrae up and pushes him into the turnbuckle, he hits him
a few times in the mid section before whipping him into the ropes and
clotheslining him down on his way back. Jordan picks up the black bag and points
to it, he pulls out a chain as the crowd boos heavily. Maura
Downs: What? A CHAIN? This has gone too far! Louis
Carvanelie: Haha, poor Scotty! Jordan has a look of concentration in his eyes, he raises up the chain and brings it down hard across Scotty’s back, Scotty screams out in pain, as Jordan repeats the process two more times. Jordan then wraps the chain round Scotty's neck and begins to choke him with it! Maura Downs: He's choking him with the damn chain! putting pressure on Scotty's neck. Michaels
slowly starts to wrap the chain around his fist as Scotty begins to pull himself
up using the ropes, he stumbles around and as he turns around Jordan Michaels
hits him in the head with the chain, the boos from the crowd get heavier as
Scotty lies motionless on the canvas, as some blood begins to trickle from his
forehead and down his face. Maura
Downs: This is sick. Totally sick and cowardly. Louis
Carvanelie: I told you already woman, Sick and GENIUS.
Maura
Downs: Shut up Louis, a man in that ring just got
sneaked up on and beat on with a chain, its not right, simple as. Jordan looks around slowly with the chain in his hand as he
soaks in all the relentless booing from the crowd. He calls for a microphone as
someone from ringside passes him one through the ropes. He raises the microphone
to his mouth Jordan
Michaels: “I
suppose you want to know why… I suppose you want to know why I just reduced a
man you people cheer to a bloody mess. It makes me sick to see you people cheer
a man like Scotty Delrae; he wins a title or two and says what ‘the fans’
want to hear. People like Scotty Delrae do not DESERVE to hold something like
the U.S. title. People like Scotty Delrae don’t even deserve to be on the same
damn roster as someone like me.” The
crowd shower Jordan with heavy boos. He looks around and shakes his head Maura
Downs: Michaels is totally out of order with that comment, and these
fans agree. Jordan
Michaels: “You
people boo the truth. I don’t understand it. I really don’t. But I have been
watching Mr. Delrae for a while now, and it makes me sick to the stomach to see
him swanning around, receiving cheers, coasting his way through the EWA. Well,
the funs over Scotty, your worse nightmare has arrived, and I’m here to show
you a thing or two about the cruel reality of wrestling.” Jordan
stops talking as Scotty once again pulls himself slowly up using the ropes,
Jordan waits for him to turn around, the crowd scream out for Scotty not to turn
around, the blood flows from Scotty’s head, he turns around and Jordan
Michaels hits him with the SuperKick. He falls to the floor as the crowd boos
loudly. Jordan brings the chain down across Scotty’s prone body once more. Maura
Downs: Oh for gods sakes! Louis
Carvanelie: Leave
him be! He
wraps the chain around his hand again and mounts himself on top of Scotty; he
punches him in the forehead a few times as the blood really does begin to flow.
Jordan gets up as Delrae likes completely motionless, he raises the microphone
to his mouth one more time. Louis
Carvanelie: Okay …
maybe its gone just a little far … Maura
Downs:
This is just … manslaughter. Jordan
Michaels: “Scotty,
these next few weeks will be the toughest in your career, I am going to push you
further than you have ever been pushed…Because I’m not just good, I’m not
just great, but I am the god damn best you’ll ever see!” ‘Anarchy
in the UK’ by The Sex Pistols comes out of the speakers as Jordan raises his
arms in the air to taunt the fans. He exits the ring and walks up the ramp and
to the back. Maura
Downs: What a jackass. Louis
Carvanelie: You got to admire tR and Mr. Mac for coming
up with this plan. Maura
Downs: No
I don’t, lets just hope Scotty Delrae isn’t too badly hurt. |
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World of
Pain Title Match Maura Downs: Up next we have the world of Pain title match Louis Carvanelli: And not only is it for the title this match is going to be an inferno match so ladies and gentlemen get ready to see someone get burnt. Maura Downs: You can say that again. A Hardcore Inferno match people for the World of Pain title, and I don’t mind telling you, the winner of this is going to need much more than wrestling talent just to survive. Louis C: for those of you that don’t know, the ring will be blazing outside and the wrestlers fight inside,. The idea is to get them out of the ring anyway you can, and watch your opponent fall into a blaze of glory. Many of the backstage crew are now entering the arena and setting up some sort of mat around the ring. It’s a black looking this, maybe flame proof, but it is soaking wet with gasoline and all the ring crew are wearing gloves. The workers now attach many little wire type things to the mat, which is about 3 foot wide and surrounds all of the ring. Many workers are now standing back, each one with a fire extinguisher in their hand. One of the crew brings out a small little ramp which he sets up against the ring, which is a safe ramp for the wrestlers to walk up. The workers now look like they are finished and all stand back. One of the workers looks around to make sure that all is final and ready to go. After he gets the thumbs up from all the ring crew, he lights a match, and the crowd begins to make some noise. He stands back and flicks the match onto the mat. Maura Downs: Holy shit look at that Louis C: Yep its definitely smoking As soon as the match touches the mat, the whole mat all around the ring leaps up in a huge mass of flames. They are steady flames, and each one goes from the floor up to just under the top rope of the ring. Louis: I’ve never seen anything like it. This is not a wrestling match, this is an inferno. Maura D: Duhhhhhhhhhh thats why its called an inferno match Louis: Haha very funny well here comes the challenger All of a sudden Twilight Zone, by Golden Earrings begins to play and orange pyro hit up at the entrance and Orange Bullet comes walking out slapping hands with the Orangemaniacs, he gets to the ramp to get into the ring and then pyros go off at each turnbuckle and the fans scream EWA. Marlon Marvels: Introducing first the challenger, weighing in at 230 lbs and hailing from parts unknown, he is Orange Bullet. Maura: Wow look at that ovation from the crowd they love him Louis: Yeah but he still is the underdog in this match up and hes facing the great john Steele. Somewhere I Belong" by Linkin Park plays on the PA. The lights go off and a strobe light comes on. There is a huge burst of pyro, the lights come back on and the strobe goes off. John Steele comes out, wearing dark sunglasses and a trench coat. He stands in the entranceway and stares at the crowd, getting a huge pop. He holds up the world of Pain title and then hands the title to the ring assistant and then he takes off his coat and smiles sadistically as he rolls into the ring through the fire. Maura D: Oh my god this is gonna be one hell of a match Marlon Marvels: And now, weighing in at 283 pounds, one half of Revolution X..... and the World of Pain Champion John Steele !!!!! Steele wastes no time as he flies accross the ring and nails Orange Bullet with an uppercut. He starts wailing on OB like a rag doll but OB is fighting back and all of a sudden Steele hits a neckbreaker as he covers 1.2..kickout by OB. The flames kick up even more, Steele lifts OB up and nails him with a quick ddt and once again he covers 1.2.. kickout by OB. OB gets up as the crowd cheers him on, he is coming back and he starts wailing on Steele with right hands and then send him to the fiery ropes and Steele is burnt and OB stands there looking at the fans and is motioning the title coming to his waist. However Steele is up and he cold cocks OB right in the face and they begin exchanging blows after blows. Then Steele eye gauges OB and throws him to the other side of the ring and then runs over to him but OB moves out of the way and Steele hits the turnbuckle and the flames get higher. OB then hooks his arm around Steeles neck and ddt's him, OB then climbs the ropes setting up for a high risk move and Steele somehow has jumped up and catches OB on the turnbuckle and superplexes him off the top.and Steele goes for the pin 1.2.. nooooooooooooooooo OB kicks out. Louis C: What resielency Orange Bullet is showing, he really wants this title Maura Downs: Yes he sure does and John Steele is showing signs of frustration right now. John Steele hits the mat and fussing at the ref saying it was a 3 count, the ref shakes his head saying no it was only a two count. steele then goes outside the ring and snatches a chair from a fan and rolls back into the ring and he sees OB and he goes to hit OB but OB kicks the chair and it hits John Steele in the face and John Steele goes down in a heap. OB sees his chance and goes in for the pin 1.2.. and 3 noooooooooooooo John Steele kicks out. Maura: OB almost had it right there Louis: Yes he did Maura but the champion is also showing resielency as well. Maura: Uh oh look who is coming down to the ring J comes running down to the ring but the ref doesnt see him as John Steele is complaining that OB pulled the tights, J gets to where OB is and he holds a fire extinguisher in his hands and he sprays it in OB's face and OB is blinded, John Steele clotheslines him down, he picks him up and throws him right in the fire! Bullet is on fire! Steele wins! Marlon Marvels: And your winner and still World of Pain Champion, John Steele. Maura: Damn J helps Steele retain his title, OB was robbed. Louis: What did J do its an inferno match OB must have been on fire and J was only trying to help him. Maura: yeah right and if thats so then why was he holding OB's legs down so he couldnt kick out. Steele leaves the ring with his title and his partner Christian Cage is out to congratulate him and the ring crew is fixing up the ring getting ready for the next match. OB is up and gets a rousing ovation from the crowd when all of a sudden, J slam a chair to the back of Orange bullet and OB goes down and J reaches into his bag and spraypaints tR on OB's back. Maura: Where the hell is security someone needs to stop this!!! Louis: Give it a rest J is just having fun TV commercial and then up next is the Universal Title Match.
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Main Event
Seek and Destroy" begins to play and the
crowd begins to electrify with excitement at the first match for the Universal
Title is about to get underway. Christian Cage steps out from the back,
flanked by a young teen. As they walk down the ramp towards the ring a trail
of small fireworks follow them.
Louis - Who's that with Christian, his girlfr...? Maura - Stop right there Louie. That kid is Cage's adopted son, Jon. Jon makes his way to the front row as Christian climbs the stairs and enters the ring. Christian poses for the crowd as "Can't Be Fixed" by Spineshark interrupts "Seek and Destroy". The arena lights slowly dim out one by one, putting the whole arena into darkness. Words begin to appear on the v2.0tron: No Remorse. No Pity. No Mercy. Feel...My...Pain. As the song continues to play, a blanket of smoke rises onto the stage, and after a short while, the rampway erupts into flames, as Hells Angel appears in the smoke, to a loud chorus of boos from the crowd. He begins to walk down to the ring, as more flames to shoot up on either side of him. Once he gets to the ring, he walks round to the side and climbs the stairs to the apron. Sensing his oppurtunity, Cage nails Hell's Angel with a right. He swings again, but Hell's Angel blocks and returns the favor. Cage stumbles back holding his jaw. Hell's Angel enters the ring and continues to lay in the rights. Louis - The Champ is really taking it to Cage. Hell's Angel whips Cage into the ropes. Cage bounces back and blocks a back body drop with a kick to Angel's chest. Hell's Angel staggers back and Cage whips him into the ropes. Hell's Angel reverses the toss, and Cage flies back with a clothesline that knocks the big man over. Maura - Wow, good show of strength by Cage, taking H.A. off his feet. Cage follows up with a few kicks then pulls the champ to his feet. Cage forces Hell's Angel into a headlock, that is quickly reversed into a belly to back suplex, but Cage rolls out and lands on his feet. Cage pushes Hell's Angel into the ropes, but Hell's Angel holds on and Cage drops to his back. The challenger rolls to his feet and charges Hell's Angel, getting an elbow for his effort. Cage stumbles back and as he turns back around to face his opponent is sent overhead with a belly to belly suplex. Louis - And there is Hell's Angel strength, he's not just a brawler like most guys his size, he is also very technically sound. Maura - You know the view is better when your head isn't stuck up... Louis - Whoa, stop right there, this is a family show! Both men get up, Hell's Angel wraps his arms around Cage and tosses him overhead a second time. Hell's Angel pulls his groggy opponent to his feet and takes him to the corner where he begins to beat Cage back down with a series of boots. Cage drops, and Hell's Angel takes a few steps back to size up his opponent. He charges in and rams his knee into Cage's face getting a rise from the crowd. Hell's Angel leaves his opponent lying and exits the ring. Louis - Looks like Hell's Angel is gonna try to end this thing early. Hell's Angel picks up the ladder and slides it into the ring. He rolls in after it. Cage uses the ropes to get to his feet about halfway between the turnbuckles. Hell's Angel mounts the ladder over his shoulder and charges like a mideval knight. Cage drops and pulls the top rope down with him. Hell's Angel and the ladder spill out of the ring and crash to the floor. Louis - Disqualify Cage! He's cheating! He can't do that to the champ. Maura - Well from here it looks like he did. Louis - And from here it looks like you're a bi... Maura - Family show remember. Cage rolls out of the ring and pulls Hell's Angel to his feet. Cage whips Hell's Angel into the stairs spilling them out to the floor. Cage slides the ladder back into the ring and turns back toward's his opponent who has begun to work his way back to his feet. Cage catches the champ with knee to the midsection and follows up by slamming Hell's Angel's face on the barrier. Hell's Angel stumbles back, spins around slowly and as he turns back to face Cage is decked by another clothesline. Maura - And now Cage is really showing us why management picked him to be the first challenger to the Universal title. Cage rolls into the ring and begins to set up the ladder. Before he can start to climb however he spots Hell's Angel crawling into the ring. Cage greats Hell's Angel with a few boots to th back. Cage then pulls him up and sends him face first into the turnbuckle. Hell's Angel head bounces off an he drops back into the ropes. Cage hits the ropes and flys back towards Hell's Angel, who simply low bridges his challenger sending him flailing out of the ring. Louis - Returning the favor, feels so good. Maura - get a room. Hell's Angel sneers down at his opponent then staggers towards the ladder. He starts to climb. Just as he reaches the top, Cage slides into the ring and pushes the ladder over, knocking both the ladder and Hell's Angel to the mat. Cage folds the ladder and drops it behind him. He pulls Hell's Angel off the mat and sets him up for a suplex to the ladder. Hell's Angel blocks and reverse suplexes Cage, stomach first onto the ladder. Maura - Ouch, big backfire there. Hell's Angel gets up and drops an elbow on Cage, then kicks him off the ladder. Hell's Angel sets the ladder back up and begins to climb. He gets halfway up when Cage stops him with a German suplex, sending Angel half way across the ring. Hell's Angel folds like an accordian and both men are down. Maura - That ladder just helped Cage get Hell's Angel higher than he could on his own, but it took alot out him to do it. Cage slowly gets up and makes his first assent of the ladder. He doesn't make it too far before Hell's Angel stuns him with a double axe-handle smash. But Cage refuses to stop and continues the climb, so Hell's Angel hits a second, stunning Cage again. But before he can continue the climb, Hell's Angel spins around and powerbombs Cage right off the ladder. Louis - Oh man that had to hurt! Maura - Well it looks academic from here, damn and I was hoping Cage would walk away with this one. Hell's Angel pulls Cage off the mat like roadkill and tosses him over the top roe. Louis - H.A. just needed to clear the ring of the trash before he grabbed his title. Hell's Angel turns back towards the ladder and begins his strut towards it. Suddenly Jon jumps out of the crowd and rolls into the ring, but the champ seems unaware of his pressence. Louis - Angel look out! Before Hell's Angel can turn around the young teen pounds away on the much larger man's back. Hell's Angel turns and with one hand pushes Jon to the mat. But the young teen gets up and charges Hell's Angel again, and the champ simply tosses him into the ladder, tipping it over. Maura - Was that neccisary? Louis - Well if the kid didn't want the horn. Hell's Angel looks at the kid, then up to the crowd who boo him. Hell's Angel doesn't seem to care however and pulls Jon to his feet. He lifts the teen onto his shoulders. Maura - He wouldn't. Louis - Oh, he would, and will, and look what he's gonna do it on too. Maura - Oh no! the ladder! From out of nowhere flies Cage, chop blocking the back of Hell's Angel's knee, simaltanously knocking the big man over and freeing his adopted son. Jon rolls out of the ring as Cage begins to work Hell's Angel's knee. Maura - Wow, that was too close! Kick his ass Cage! Louis - We're suppose to be nuetral you know. Maura - And what that brown there isn't from Hell's Angel? Cage stomps away at Hell's Angel's knee. Cage grabs Hell's Angel's leg and pulls him to the center of the ring where he quickly hits a pair of leg breakers. Cage gets up with Hell's Angel's leg in hand and drops an elbow on the knee. He gets up and hits a second. Cage looks out to the crowd and quickly starts a figure four, but Hell's Angel kicks him off. Cage bounces off the turnbuckle and both men are down. Maura - I looks like Cage has found a chink in the champs armor, but will he be able to take full advantage. Louis - Hell's Angel is just playing possum. Cage is the first to get up. He catches his breath and as Hell's Angel crawls to his feet with the ropes for help, he starts to make his way towards the champ. Cage gives Hell's Angel a few shots to the jaw then whips him into the ropes. Hell's Angel bounces off and Cage drop toe holds him into the bottom rope. Cage then pulls the champ away from the ropes and hits an Indian deathlock for good measure, before leaving Hell's Angel in agony on the mat. Maura - It's gonna be hard for Hell's Angel to climb that ladder with only one good wheel. Cage sets the ladder back up and starts the climb. Just past the halfway point Hell's Angel gets up and makes his way to the ladder. Cage fights him off with a boot, and then a second. Cage turns around on the ladder and jumps off. Hell's Angel catches him by the throat in mid leap however and swiftly lifts him up and drives the challenger back to the mat. Louis - The Painkiller! Cage is done! Hell's Angel begins to climb the ladder, but is obviously hampered by his bad leg. He is not much farther than Cage was when Cage finally pulls himself off the mat and staggers to his feet. Cage starts to climb the other side of the ladder in a desprate race to the top. Maura - Things arn't looking goof for the champ, he's got a head start, but Cage is catching up! Louis - Don't worry the champ knows what he's doing... right? Both men reach the top at the same time and trade a few blows. Cage gets the better of Hell's Angel and as Hell's Angel fights just to stay on the ladder Cage begins to reach for the prize. Maura - He's so close! Cage's fingertips tap the belt, then Hell's Angel taps Cage in the jaw. He tosses Cage's arm over his shoulder and comes off the ladder. Louis - The AWAKENING! off the ladder top! Maura - And both men are anything but! After a few very long seconds Hell's Angel sits up. He gets to his feet and begins to climb the ladder. Louis - Well Maura, Cage should feel proud. Maura - What's that? Louis - He gave Hell's Angel a good fight and he should be happy with that, but ... wait... HEY! Jon is back in the ring, and this time he has a chair. Jon slams the chair into Hell's Angel's back. Hell's Angel turns and stares angrily at the boy. He drops off the ladder, flinches with a slight hint of pain and limps towards Jon. Jon takes a few steps back, lifts the chair and swings. Hell's Angel catches it however and rips it out of the teen's hands. Hell's Angel looks to return the favor, but suddenly turns around and decks Cage just as he nears the two. Hell's Angel turns back around and this time does deck Jon, knocking him out of the ring and too the floor. Maura - Dispicable! Louis - Yeah, but Hell's Angel showed him! Hell's Angel looks at Cage who lies still in the ring then back at Jon who is bleeding on the outside, then with a cruel grin exits the ring. Maura - Enough already! The kid is done! You don't have to cripple him! Louis - Think of it as tough love. Maura - You're sick. Hell's Angel straddles the broken child then proceeds to grind the chair into his throat as Jon kicks and tries to scream. While in the ring Cage crawls to his feet. Cage finally stands up and looks at the title belt hanging just above him, then down at his adopted son. Louis - Do the right thing! Maura - Quickly Jon is not going to last long! Louis - I said, the right thing, take the belt while you can! Cage shakes his head, bounces off the ropes and dives right between the ropes, taking Hell's Angel out. Maura - My hero. Louis - get a room. Cage gets to his feet, mounts the fallen champ and begins to beat away on him, much to the approval of the crowd. He pulls Hell's Angel to his feet and snap suplexes him onto the ladder. Cage holds on however and rolls Hell's Angel to his feet and this time snap suplexes him to the floor. Cage gets to his feet and pulls Hell's Angel up. Cage slams Hell's Angel's face against the announce desk. Louis - Get out of here! Maura - Things are getting a little too close! Cage goes to slam Hell's Angel's face again, but the champ blocks turns to clothesline Cage, but Cage ducks and when Hell's Angel turns around he gives him a boot to the gut. He hoists Hell's Angel onto his shoulders with a fireman's carry. Maura - Incredible! Cage flips around and as the announcers scramble he sends Hell's Angel into the table with the Event Horizon splitering the table under his opponent's weight. Cage gets up and checks on Jon. Jon points towards the ladder under the crimson mask and Cage nods. He climbs into the ring and starts his assent towards the title as Hell's Angel lies motionless in the debris of the table.
And Cage reaches up and grabs the title and then
hugs his son and they begin leaving the ring.
Maura Downs: "We have a new champion, and
it is Christian Cage. Angel, visibly angry, tries to attack Cage but Cage has
slipped out of the ring and now has the eWa Universal title."
Louis Caravelli: "Hang on one second -- who
is this guy coming down the ramp -- WHOA, what a chair shot to the head, and
Christian Cage is laid out on the floor of the arena."
Maura Downs: "What the hell is this -- a
masked man in black has just attacked the new Universal champion, and now he's
standing over Cage's prone body. Wait, he's removing that mask -- no, it can't
be HIM?"
Louis Caravelli: "It is -- "THE
EXTREME" ADRIAN SLAYER has just attacked Christian Cage, but why? And
what is he doing here? We haven't seen this guy since he left a few months ago
for cancer treatments -- oh sure, now he pulls a microphone from his
pocket."
Slayer, looking down at Cage: "Hi
honey...I'm HOOOOOOOOOME!"
Maura Downs: "Slayer, drops the microphone
on Cage's body. Angel looking out at the Extreme One with an amused smirk on
his face, and Slayer is headed out of here. My god, is he back? And what about
Christian Cage, can we get some help out here for him?"
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Droma Vs Inkredable Killah – Gary Mac Gary
Mac’s surprise – Gary Mac Steven
Andrew Boucher Vs Rage Vs The Butcher Shadows
Will Follow You - New
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Great Malinko Vs Skye – Jordan Michaels Talking Shit – Davlin McCaine Scotty Delrae (c) Vs Joshua Bryant – The Anonymous Writer Watching the US champions back - Jordan Michaels John Steele (c) Vs Orange Bullet – Mike Victory Hells Angel (c) Vs Christian Cage – Rico Vega |