EWA - Spoiler Edition #9: "The Tongan's Ballz Were Big Enough!"

The EWA Spoiler - Edition #9

"The Tongan's Ballz Were Big Enough!"
Monday January 18th, 1999.

New Champion!
The Tongan's Ballz Were Big Enough!!! - Last Night At The EWA Pay Per View 'Ballz Of Stone', The Masked Dick Unmasked Himself, And It Was None Other Then The Tongan! He Beat Chandler In The Finals To Become The EWA Heavyweight Champion For The First Time. The Tongan Deserved It In My Eyes. He Was The EWA Boulderweight Champion For The Longest Time, He Proved His Athletisism Then, And Again Last Night. Will TNT And Him Feud Like They Used To For The Boulderweight Title?? We'll See Later On! The Corperates Had A Pretty Big Night. They Didn't Get Past The First Round BUT They Were Showing Obvious Signs Of Uncapability To Work Together! Will Tom Stone Take Action? We'll See Soon Enough. Mike Extreme Died Last Night, In An Unfortunate Way. He Was Tombstone Piledrived INTO Concrete. He Was Rushed To The Hospital And Was Pronounced Dead. Funeral Processions Will Be Arranged At A Later Date.
The Kevin Nash Conspiracy - What The Hell Happened Between RX and Kevin Nash Last Night?! Everybody Remembers That Revolution X Was The Group That Drove Nash Out Of The EWA Just Over A Month Ago, But I Thought They Were On Good Terms Since Nash Returned As A Corporate. Obviously Nash Backstabbed The Corporates, So That Can Be One Explenation Of The Whole Situation. Then Again, Was It A Backstab Or A Deal? The Question I Wanna Know Is Did Nash Have This In Store For RX All Along, Or Maybe, Just Maybe Was This A Plan By DX, Nash And The Corporates To Try And Knock RX Off The Top. RX Has Been Very Successful When It Comes To Getting What They Want, When They Want It Because Of The Bully-Like Tactics They Tend To Use Repeatedly. Could It Be That Tom Stone Thought RX Was Becoming Too Powerfull And They Needed A Little Dose Of Reality? As Of This Moment, I Am Told That Kevin Nash Has Sided With D-Generation X And Will Be Totaly Free To Wrestle As A Member Of Their Group. If Tom Stone Was Really Bitter Over This Whole Situation Wouldn't He Just Fire Nash And Get Things Over With? Think About It, It Makes Sense To Me!
The Rock Jumps Away From Jobber Status - Well, After Alot Of Rumors, I Can Finally Confirm That The Rock Is Really Interested In Going After The Tongan's Ass. He's Really In A Bad Mood Since He'll Have To Job Around For Some Reasons I Cannot Say, Yet The Rock Wants To Go Back To The Top. Sources Tell Me He Is Still Looking For Retribution After The Tongan "Costing" Him The Heavyweight Title Against Serial Thrylla Awhile Back. Should The Tongan Watch Out? I Think Not. After All, The Rock Is Going Nowhere Fast With His Lazyness. He May End Up, As I Said, Selling Taco Grande's With Konnan! Also, He's Got A 5 On 5 Match This Coming Friday. He Wants That Title Of Bradshaw's Bad, But Does He Deserve It?? He Only Plays His Role When Its Needed... Three Times A Week. You May Say "What's Wrong With That???" Well, Champions Dont Do That. And I Think He Got What He Deserved! He's Focusing Too Much On Other Things, Like "Laying The Smack Down" On Razor Ramon Last Night, Which He Never Came Around To Doing! He Can't Think Straight. There Was No Game Plan Last Night And It Was Obvious. The Rock Better Develop A Good Gameplan This Friday Night, Or He's Going To Get A Good Beating, Again. How Will He Work With DX??
What's With The New Guys?? - There Has Been A Plethora Of New People Roleplaying On The Roleplay Board Lately, And I Must Say... THEY SUCK!!! Id Like To Tell The Current EWA Stars That They Will Not Be Accepted With 4 Line Rp's, And Im Pretty Damned Sure Tom Stone Won't Let Them Get By! Id Like To Tell Everyone That VERY SOON, Maybe Seconds After This Edition Of The Spoiler Is Published, People Will Be Fired, And It's Going To Be Ugly. Im Telling You Now. LISTS Of People Will Be Fired. I Think Its About Time That Tom Stone Cleans Up The Rosters. If You Are New And Are Reading This For The First Time (Yeah, Right), You Better Start Roleplaying Out Of Your Ass Because Nobody Will Get By Without A Long, And I Mean LOOOOONG Roleplay!

Thanks For Reading,
The Informer.

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