The EWA Spoiler - Edition #8

"The Elite Wrestling Federation...."
Monday January 11th, 1999.

EWF... SUCK IT!
The Elite Wrestling Federation.... - What A Shit Load Of Jobber's Who Couldn't Make It! My Insiders Tell Me That This Guy Has 1 Goal In Life, To Beat The EWA. AHHAHAHAHAHAHHA!! This Loser Has 400 Visitors At His Page In 1 Month... THIS PAGE GETS THAT IN 3 DAYS! All That Shows Is He Doesn't Update, Or The Wrestlers Don't Give A SHIT! Hmmm, Lets See Who's There: The Brink- "Im Taking Time Off".. He Was Fired And He Joned The EWF Simply Because His Level Is A Champion Level In That Dump! What A Bunch Of Phonies. The Former EWA Wrestler Knightmare Is The Owner Of That Fed. He Goes Under The AOL-IM Names Of: ewasux, OnLy1IcOn, and stevie 7. The Owner Of Faarooq Junior And Annihilation X IS KNIGHTMARE! But, He Tried To Tell Me That It Wasn't Him And All This BS. A Week Later The Loser Admits He Knows Knightmare And He Lives A Door Down. Well You Just Lied To The Owner Of The Best Damn Fed Running Today And That Won't Get You Far! Now He Tells One Of Tom Stone's Messangers That He Wants To Screw Stone Over Like He Did To Him (Knightmare) UNDER THE AOL-IM NICKNAME OnLy1IcOn! Tom Stone Knew It ALL Along And This Loser Thinks He Can Fool The EWA. Well, THIS IS AN OPEN CHALLENGE TO THE EWF!! BRING IT ON!!

The Conspiracy To Kill RX - Last Issue Of The Spoiler I Said RX Was Too Damn Big And Should Be Stopped. Apparently People Are Forming Together Slowly And Are Actually THINKING Of Stopping Them! Well This Guy Can Dish Out Roleplay's As Quick As A Fart. What I Think, Is We Need Team Ballz Back Because They're The One's Who Put DX Into There Jobber Status For So Long. What The Owner Thinks, Is That It's Plain Funny! Well, The Joke Will Be Over When You All Have A Loss Record Larger Then Your Win Record!

The Rock w/ Konnan... Selling Taco Grande's In Mexico - About The Subject... Not True. Point Being That The Rock Comes And Goes Freely When He Wants. Your A Champ Buddy! Stay Or Go! Cause The EWA Gets Tones Of Emails From Wrestlers Asking To Get A International Title Shot. This Belt Is The 3rd Or 4th Highest Title In The EWA Out Of 8, So Get Your Damn Act Together, Boy, Cause Im Sure Stone Will Send You Down To The Same Place Konnan Is At... Selling Taco Grande's In Mexico!!

TNT... Is He Ready To Explode Into Championship Ranks - Before He Left The EWA, TNT Was In Contention For The EWA Boulderweight Title. His Rivalry... The Tongan. But He Ain't Around! TNT Is The 2nd Largest EWA Wrestler And Since There Is No Weight Limit, He Can Dominate Much Like Andre The Giant Did In The Early Days Of The WWF. TNT Could Have Been A Good Champion Back Then... Imagine Now.

Jim's Last Shot At Glory?? - On Friday, Jim "The Anvil" Neidhart Beat Satan, The Largest EWA Wrestler, In 5 Minutes! WOW! This Guy Was The Biggest Jobber Of All Time A While Ago, Now He Comes Into DX And He Signs Matches Against Blitzkreig, Unleashed Anger, Kane, And Ric Flair/Micky Finn. This Guy Is Going To Be A Jobber, Or Some Major Shit In The EWA. Those Wrestlers Are Going To Have To Roleplay Out Of Their Ass Much Like RX To Do The Job. So, Stay Away From This Guy Until He Has Been Beaten!

Thanks For Reading,
The Informer.


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