EWA - Spoiler Edition #7: "How Much Of A Jobber Is Death Row??"

The EWA Spoiler - Edition #7

"How Much Of A Jobber Is Death Row??"
Monday January 4th, 1999.

Has RX Taken Over??
How Much Of A Jobber Is Death Row?? - Over The Past 2 Or 3 Weeks, Death Row Has Gone On A Pretty Good Winning Streak! To Some People, It's A Fluke, But To Others, It's About Time! Im One Of The People Who Thinks Is Damn Sure About Time That This Guy Started Winning. He Roleplays ALOT And Has A Good Character. But The Reason Some People Hate Him, Is Because Of His Gimmick! Well If You Hate This Guy, You Either Lost To Him, Or Your Not A Big Rap Fan. Well I Ain't No Rap Fan And Im Pretty Damn Sure That I Haven't Lost To The Guy, So Why Am I So FOR The Guy?? That Question Can Be Answered By Asking Yourself This... What Is The Difference Between RX And Death Row?? To Me, Its 4 More Wrestlers, A Different Font And A Different Person! Thats It! Take 1 Of The RX Memebers, Match Up Their Segment Of Their Roleplay And Compare It To Death Row. Pretty Simple. Death Row's Is Longer, BUT RX Has 5 More People To Roleplay With And They Have A Different Gimmick. In The Long Run, If You Give The Owner Of Death Row Another Wrestler For About A Week He Could Roleplay With Them The Same Length, The Same Amount, And The Same Style. The Only Problem Would Be If He Likes The Gimmick. And Thats The Bottom Line, Nobody Likes His GIMMICK!!
Has RX Taken Over The EWA?? - Umm... HELLO??? These Guys Got A All-Time 43-6 Record! Thats 88%! In Other Words, If They Fought 100 Matches, They Would Win 88 Of Them... GOOD EH??? I Think They've Gotten Out Of Control. Some Wrestlers Need To Get Together And Stop Them Before They Have Every EWA Title And Are Out Of The Reach Of Everyone. Right Now, Razor Ramon Has The Best Record In The EWA, 13-0. He Is Going For The International Gold And He Might Get It! RX Pimp~Sane Wreckin' Crew Are 7-0 And Are THE BEST Tag Team If You Go By Records. Im Surprised They Haven't Taken A Shot At The Gold! X~Pac Is The Lightweight Champ Already, And They Still Got Bradshaw Here Who Can Take Your Head Off By The Swing Of His Arm. Its Looking Good For RX, But Not For The EWA!!! So, Please, SOMEBODY STOP THESE GUYS!!!
When Is DX Going To Make Up Their Mind?! - In The Last 2 Months, DX Has Came For A Day, And Gone For A Couple Weeks. Then Came Back, And Gone Again. When The Hell Are These Guys Gonna Stop And Make Their Decision?? EWA Or Pink Slip, Boys!!! At First DX Was All The EWA. Thrylla Was Around With The Regulators And Chandler, And They Formed Team Ballz. They Took On Team DX In A 8 Man Tag Match And Team DX Came Out On Top! That Loss Is The Only Loss On Serial Thrylla's Record To This Day! Now A Days, Thrylla Could Take Them On ALONE IN A HANDICAP MATCH And STILL Come Out On Top! I Say DX Has To Pick Up Their Boots, Or Pick Up Their Slips!!!
A Upset, Or A Reutine Match For Nomad?? - Last Week Nomad Lost To Shane Douglas, Who Has Been In The Fed For 2 Weeks And Has Roleplayed Twice In His First Three Days... Thats All. Nomad Lost To HIM??? Lets Take You Back.... "Paul Diamond - Currently this match is all Douglas! Douglas Stomping away at the chest of Nomad! Nomad taking an onslaught of punishment! Douglas is pounding away at his entire body! Shane Douglas goes for the cover, Earl Hebnar counts ...1 ...2 ...THREE!!!".... Scary Eh?? Whats Up With Nomad?? Suddenly He Has Signed Matches Against Micky Finn, Demon Knight, And Brass Knuckler... WHY??? Has He Gone Mad?? More On This In The Future...
Tom Stone Works His Magic!! - We All Saw The Brackets, And Holy Crap Did Tom Stone Screw Some People! He Put His Corperate's Together, He Put Damian And TNT Together, He Put DX Against Each Other, Cromwell And Jack Willams Interlocked With Cal Davis And Siko Shuyama, Death Row And Vietnam Sam Together, The Rock And Razor Ramon And He Put All The Tag Teams Against Each Other. What A Screw Job! He Put Chandler With The Masked Dick?? Who The Hell Is That Anyways?? He Put Mike Extreme Against The Losing Nomad, And He Put Demon Knight, A Decent Roleplayer, With Satan, Who Hasn't Shown His Face For About 3 Weeks. All That And To Top It Off, Against His Corperate's!!! Tom Stone Just Proved He Has Power, And Knows How To Use It!!!
Is The Wolfpac Really Gone?? - At The Killer Clause, The Wolfpac Was Retired. The Owner That Is. But Just Recently, "The Ultimate Destoyer" And "The Hollywood Crippler" Appeared. In A Careless Act, The Owner Left His Email Address, And It Revealed To Be The Former Wolfpac Owner. NEWS FLASH!!! Tom Stone Let Them Back In On Purpose. They Simply Sucked As The Wolfpac, So He Gave Them Another Chance! Hopefully, This Time The Guy Will Be A Better Roleplayer!
Thrylla's Pissed!! - Its Happened!! The Big Cahoona Of The EWA Is Pissed!! Over The Past Month Or So, Out Of His 3 Matches, Twice Has Someone Helped Him Win His Match. Well Thrylla Is Starting To Beleive That He Himself Isn't Worthy Of Holding The Belt. If Something Happens Next Tuesday When He Fights Chandler For The Heavyweight Title, Expect More Then Words From The Champ Of The EWA!!!

Thanks For Reading,
The Informer.

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