The EWA Spoiler - Edition #6

"Did Chandler Underestimate Thrylla??"
Monday December 21, 1998.

Learn To Read The Clauses!!
Did Chandler Underestimate Thrylla?? - Everyone Knows The Owner Of The Federation Discusses The Match Ending's With The Wrestlers Before The Match... Wrestling Is Booked Afterall... Well You Can't Do That Here On The Internet Because Your Always Risking Problems That Can Screw Up The Entire Night. So, Instead Tom Stone Discusses The Match As Soon As It Is Estiablished. Well, When Chandler Found Out He Was A Favorite For That Match, He Stopped Roleplaying, Got All Giddy And Spread The News. Tom Stone Decided He Didn't Deserve The Title After What He Did, So Reversed The Plans!! Now Chandler May Be Mad, May Quit, Or He Might Just Sit Down And Stroke It... But Chandler, You Cost Yourself The Title... NOBODY ELSE!!!

The Killer Clause - Let's List The Retired EWA Stars: Faarooq Junior, Annihilation~X, Macho Man, Warrior, Kidman, Scott Van Damn, Kevin Nash, Sting, Goldberg, Konnan, HaXor, SyS Admin, Root, And DoS. WOW! What A List! Last Night Was Just A Scheme To Clean Up The EWA Rosters And Tom Stone Made That Happen In A Fun Way. He Humiliated The People, Fired There Asses, And Made That All Happen In Great Angles! The Brink And The Rock Are New Champs, The Rock Is The Newest Corperate, Death Row Beat Mike Extreme, The Regulators And The Oi Boy-Z Went To A Double DQ, And Serial Thrylla Retained The EWA Heavyweight Title! 17 Matches Happened Which Ended Many Angles But Started Some Too! What's Up With Satan And Friends?? TNT Is Back... Shawn Michaels Beat Demon Knight Only Because Of Some Help, And That Pay Per View Started A Week Holidays For The EWA! Is Was A Great Show, And The Best Match Of All Time... Ha! Chandler Made That Impossible... I'd Say Rock vs. Nomad!

The Rock... R~X... The Corporate's... Are They All Really On The Same Page? - If So, Who's Stopping Them? The Rock And R~X Are Still Going At It Like Vicious Beasts, The Brink Will Have A Title Shot Against Bradshaw Soon, And The Corperate's... Well They Are The Center Of All This. I'd Like To Hear From Tom Stone And What He Thinks! The Corperate's Gained It's First And Only 2 Title's Last Night And We Know R~X Is Hungry For Some Title's. Did This Spark A Fire In R~X????

Konnan Spotted On Street Corner Begging For Money - Yes It's True!!! A EWA Fan Sent In Some Mail With A Photo Of This, And I Was Shocked Myself! Speaking Of Which... The Wolfpac Is Done, Gone, Over With... FINISHED!!! And What A Way To Go Out... By A Damn Clause!!! But Does This Mean That Sting, Konnan, Macho Man, Warrior, Goldberg, And Kevin Nash Can Never Be In The EWA Again?? Or Does It Mean Mr. Richard De Fino Can't Be In The EWA?? Im Certain That Those Wrestlers May Return Whenever They Want, But Under A Different Handler!!!

Thanks For Reading,
The Informer.


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