The EWA Spoiler - Edition #50
Friday, August 18th, 2000

EWA Setting Another Standard With August PPV: Rock The Boat - The Extreme Wrestling Association, full of new concepts and ideas. Revolutionizing the sport once again. From the NHBWF setup, the various styles of matches, comes yet another very new and fresh concept in the form of the August PPV: Rock The Boat. This isn't your typical EWA pay-per-view extravaganza ... this PPV is separated from many others for the simple fact that it will be held on a cruise ship! The event is already sold out ... and the EWA managed to seat from 4,000 to 5,000. This will be the first wrestling event held off the soil ... and I'm sure it will bring in GREAT ratings. The card is shaping up to be a great one at that with matches such as Thorn vs. Chandler. A ladder match with the EWA Heavyweight Title hanging overhead ... I wonder how they are going to manage that when they are on a boat?? Anyway, these two men are both lightweights and should be able to impress the hell out of us. Thorn has very well paid off all of his dues, and I think he is more than ready for this Sunday's match up. And FINALLY, we get to see just a Regulators vs. Da Bj BOYZ match for the EWA Tag Team titles. The two teams have never just gone at it without a third team being involved, this should be interesting to see who will come out on top. This Sunday ... EWA should do it again with yet another stunning PPV. I predict it will bring in the highest PPV rating ever!

Is Serial Thrylla Content Playing Second Fiddle To Chandler?? - Everyone in the EWA has to be familiar with the stable, Team Ballz, in one way or another. They have both past history with the EWA, and future. Recently, the stable re-formed with Chandler's "A M E R I C A N P R I D E" challenge. Since then, Team Ballz has gone straight to the top, taking names and pretty much DOMINATED the Extreme Wrestling Association. Throughout the whole ordeal Chandler has bagged the EWA Heavyweight Title on two occasions, becoming the first ever three time world champion. But what has Serial Thrylla gotten out of this? Pretty much nothing if you ask me. To me, he will always be the greatest FACE ever in the EWA, but now if you take a look at how he's playing second to Chandler ... its rather tiring. Its as if ... he's not even taking the passenger's side ... he's all the way in the back seat ... laying down. I don't want to see Serial Thrylla go out like this, he has more than just that. If he doesn't get out of his current state soon enough, it will be to late for the hall of famer. What could he do?? Bail out on Team Ballz and his stablemate Chandler?? Yes. If he were to leave Team Ballz, he could shine on his own ... gain momentum and very well lead up to major success. But at the rate his career is going right now ... that won't likely happen. But let one thing be known ... Thrylla OWNS Team Ballz. And although Chandler is on a HOT HOT HOT streak, NOBODY should forget that!

Who in the EWA Can Stop NoMaD?? - Ever since NoMaD came back to the Extreme Wrestling Association, he has held the EWA International Title. Beating Dino Delsante for it right when he came back, NOBODY has been able to take the title from his grasp, and he is on some title reign. But one can only ask yourself ... who will be the man to finally put NoMaD in his place?? Quite possibly anyone in the Extreme Wrestling Association! Another debatable "Greatest International Champion," The BrinK could very well be plotting something against NoMaD, the only man to ever defeat him fairly. Now, this would come out as a great feud ... but I doubt that this would be happening anytime soon because of the current situation BrinK is involved with. Maybe Cody Covington is starting to get worried that his longest International Title reign will be interrupted by NoMaD?? He could very well try and prevent this from happening, but like the BrinK ... Cody is in no position to wrestle. But here are two other candidates who could leave the S.S. Dynasty with the title wrapped around their wastes. One being Ethan Tyler, this man has been on a hot streak ... and anything is possible for him. As for Serial Thrylla, this would be a tremendous turn for him. Like I said in my previous story, this could very well let Serial Thrylla gain something ... a title which would make him more motivated. But, in my honest opinion I think the PPV will be a big setup. Serial Thrylla and NoMaD both teaming up on Ethan Tyler to induct NoMaD back into Team Ballz ... it has a 60% chance of happening!

Arthryn Ready to Step to the Next Level?? - What period of time flashes in your mind when you hear the name "Arthryn?" For me, its the future. To date, this man is one of the most underrated men in all of EWA. He has been putting on a grand show, and looks to continue for a long time coming. With the North American Title strap around his waist, it couldn't be better! But this Sunday, the young rookie will have his hands full as him and Eric Walther take on Vince DiNardo and a mystery opponent. The last time I predicted the mystery opponent I was CORRECT ... in the form of TBL, but "The Original Outlaw" has me stumped on this one. I guess I will wait in anticipation like the rest of the fans until Rock The Boat this weekend.

The Future of Tag Team Wrestling in the EWA - Do me a favor and check out the EWA Tag Team roster ... how many tag teams do you see on there? Precisely three. Are three teams enough to make the whole tag team division? Under most circumstances ... its not even CLOSE. But the tag teams on the EWA Roster ... consist of VERY interesting teams. Two teams, which are considered the BEST Tag Team in the EWA ... bar none, and noticed throughout the wrestling world as the GREATEST ... while we have a rookie team who can do some great things if they put there heads together. These "two tag teams" I mentioned, are obviously Da Bj BOYZ and The Regulators. The majority notice The Regulators as the better tag team in general, while as Da Bj BOYZ come in at a close second. If you haven't seen last week's Heat ... you missed how these two tag teams can very well "CARRY" this whole tag roster for some time. They basically stole the show by going back and fourth ... tearing at each other's throats. Why? Ever since the beginning of Da Bj BOYZ existence they could never get the respect everyone have had for The Regulators. Recently, a man said Bj BOYZ aren't even CLOSE to being as good as The Regulators ... but hey, jealousy is apart of the game, especially when involving a former EWA Tag Team that make the Rock N' Roll Express look like the greatest thing to ever happen for tag team wrestling. But that's another story, and a waste of time I might add. This Sunday at Rock The Boat we all can see for ourselves who the "better" tag team may be, but one thing is for sure ... and that is the goals for these two legendary tag teams. For The Regulators, its a chance to become tag team champions once again. But for Da Bj BOYZ ... this is all about recognition. This rivalry in the EWA has only erupted about a week ago and it already has caused an uproar ... except much more to happen between these two teams in the future.

Patience... it Pays Off in the Long Run - After LONG and TIRING months Thorn has finally done it, he has reached the main event. His dream of becoming the EWA Heavyweight Champion may very well become reality after this upcoming weekend. What's so special about this weekend?? If you don't know ... you should be shot ... because it has been mentioned above NUMEROUS times! Its EWA PPV TIME ONCE AGAIN! And Thorn finally gets his world title shot against Chandler in not just any ordinary matchup ... this will be a LADDER match! Throwing an interesting stipulation into a match always makes it two times more interesting than just an old fashioned standard match. Now, we will have the pleasure of watching these two young cruiserweights showcase their high-flying abilities. Thorn has definitely earned the shot by tearing through the EWA World Title tournament that was set up about a month ago and now after all the hard work and success ... Thorn will hit the big time. Thorn has waited for an opportunity such as this for quite some time now ... and being my Counterfeit Promotions leader ... I must say ... he will TAKE THE GOLD and SHOVE IT UP CHANDLER'S ASS! Thorn will tear right through Chandler, and that's the TRUTH! The man has been holding back all this emotion, let downs, broken promises, and they will all be unleashed onto Chandler this Sunday night at Rock The Boat. If you ever look at a Lysol can ... what does it read? "CONTENTS UNDER PRESSURE!" What does this have to do with Thorn and the EWA Heavyweight Title?? It pretty much explains it all ...

Nick Diamante... yet again... - You want to hear about Nick Diamante again?? I really don't want to say ... because I doubt anyone cares ANYMORE! But ... I have seen both Nick Diamante and Marty Delaney throwing a medicine ball back and fourth, running in place, and having pool races. And when Nick took his shirt off to go for a swim ... NO TITTIES! Nick is really getting himself into shape ... but will ALWAYS deny a possible return to the ring. Now, lets take a look at the facts ... Nick Diamante is now in the best shape of his entire life. He has been training very hard these past few weeks. He claims to not be coming back but why in the hell are you going to go to all this trouble if your not going to put it to use! At least when he wasn't in this current state of physical condition he could enter Wet T-shirt contests and win them almost instantly, but where are these muscles going towards? Building himself and Marty Delaney a home on Malibu, Beach?? Its a possibility...

With Love & Respect,
Chris Watkins
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