SHUT UP DAMMIT!

D~X Are Champs Not Chumps!?! - Well A Week Or Two Ago, I Said D~X Used Those Belts As A Way To Say They Were Acctually Working And Not Sitting On There Ass. Well I Was Wrong!! D~X Actually Won Those Belts And Have Been Striped Of Them. They Are Real Champs And Not Liars. Another Interesting Point Is That I've Been Hearing That They Could Very Possibly Be Bringing In A New Member... January 1st?? Who Knows!?

Boulderweight To Be Eliminated? - After A Long, Bumpy Road, Tom Stone Has Decided To Drop The EWA Boulderweight Divison. With Its Recent Additions Such As Bradshaw, Kane, The Undertaker, Satan, And SyS Admin, He Thought It Would Spice It All Up But Instead He Got Jack Shit From The Wrestlers. The Title Match At The PPV Will Be Dropped Or Will Just Be A Normal Match. That Means There Is An Open Spot For A New Title! Well I Think Its Time Tom Stone Saw What The Fans Wanted So If You Have A Request For What The Title Should Be, Mail It In To [email protected] And Tell Stone That Im Giving The Fans What They Want!

TNT... Slips From Slim!! - Well Looks Like TNT Pulled A Yokozuna And Gained All His Weight Back. Now That Stone Decided To Get Rid Of The Boulderweight Division, He Can Set His Goals On Winning The EWA Heavyweight Title Without Losing Weight. And That Is What He Has Done. Look For The "Dance With Dynomite" To Return Shortly!

The Killer Clause - This Sunday It's The EWA's Killer Clause!!! What Will Be The Bombshell?? Who Will Be Retired?? There Are 5 Career's On The Line And 2 Or 3 Will Go!!! Damien, Warrior, Macho Man, Razor Ramon, And Kevin Nash. I'd Look For A Weird Happening Here Because There Is A Corperate In There Who Is Fighting 2 Retirement Matches, A Revolution~X Member Who Is On The Corperate Side, And 3 Former Wolfpac Members. Will Chandler Be The New Champ?? Will Nomad Prevail?? Will HBK Show Demon Knight Not To Mess With The Corperates?? All This And Much More Next Sunday!!!