Dear Readers..... - After viewing this weeks poll I am certainly disappointed. Its not all that easy to write this thing every week, I have more of a life then some of you may think. But I, Chris Watkins do keep myself busy. If you don't like the new spoiler, the one which I write ... then don't f'n read the damn thing then! No sweat off my balls! If you don't like the spoiler, then please give me some suggestions to make it more enjoyable for you to read, thanks.

The Newlywed Returned... - Last Tuesday Night on Heat, we seen none other than Zed show up!! But seriously, I was just messing around when I said that him and Santoro were wed down in Mexico, but that was kinda strange that after that Spoiler was up Zed returned the following Heat. Maybe this is some sort of strange gift I have. Its great to see Zed back on EWA Television, but what the hell is he trying to do now?! Being an official EWA Interview, even breaking down into tears ... it just doesn't make any sense. He even went as low as to drop-kick EWA Interviewer Rob DiMarco, luckily Rachel wasn't conducting that one. I have no idea where Zed is taking this ... but I'll keep you posted.

Two years ago... - On last Friday the EWA first began. It amazes me, and doesn't seem quite as long. I mean, I have kept myself busy over this year or so, building my own promotions ... and there weren't THAT much! Just three! The EWA has had its ups and downs these past two years, like any other wrestling promotion does have. But the one thing that makes the EWA stand apart from all the other "competition" is that, through the turmoil and triumph it has kept on ticking, and you've got to give Tom Stone a LOT of credit for it! From what I hear there is just one more year left ... and at present time the EWA is at its best ... only imagine what will be going down throughout the year ... I have only one word to say about this last year of the EWA ... AMAZING!

"The Corporate Cruiserweight is dead... But Counterfeit Promotions is ALIVE!" - I got my reply in the latest Thorn promo, and I must say ... WOW! Its a total shock that he would be up for it, I had no idea he would actually even take it into consideration. But there it was, clear as day ... Thorn has accepted ... Counterfeit Promotions is ALIVE! You may not think much of us at present time, but after while ... we will be right up there at the main event! Right now Counterfeit Promotions is slim to none with just me and Thorn, but that doesn't mean we aren't looking for new members. Just last night we had a phone conversation about who we want next ... would you like to know who?? OF COURSE NOT, WHO READS THIS F'N THING ANYWAY?!? I said it before and I'll say it again ... I do get around. And this week I read the journal entry of EWA's own "Serial Thrylla." I couldn't do nothing but laugh at his remarks ... lets take a look...

"Chris Watkins is treading on extremely thin ice right now with Team Ballz. Yes, the power of journalism is very strong. However, it's never saved anyone from a trip to the hospital. Just ask ABC news journalist John Stossel what happens when you cross that fine line into the dark and brutal world of wrestling. Legal fees mean nothing to myself or Mr. Chandler; we're bank rolled like you wouldn't fucking believe. It's only a matter of time Watkins. You're now a target." - I may be a target ... but YOU my friend, will be a VICTIM! This is no "FU MAN CHEW!" We take things much more seriously then that band of idiots. We have the smarts to actually make something out of this. FU-MAN CREW?? A JOKE! TEAM BALLZ? AN EVEN BIGGER JOKE! COUNTERFEIT PROMOTIONS?? THE FUTURE!!

Last Thursday we seen the first ten men inducted to the Extreme Wrestling Association's Hall of Fame. But one must ask yourself ... where are the men like Divine, Thorn, Zed, Cody Covington, and Da Bj BOYZ?!?

Do I really suck THAT bad???? WHAT AM I DOING THAT IS SO WRONG?!?

This may sound a little weird, but it has been confirmed that Divine was a very special guest on the Bon Jovi tour. On one stop, they let him play the tambourine.

And one more thing about Divine... Scott Stap, the lead singer have "Creed" went to court and had a restraining order put on the orgasmic EWA Superstar.

Lorenzo Hayes, take my advice... GET A NEW GIMMICK!

Is it just me... or is that supposed "winning streak" that Masta Red has is being WAY over-hyped??

HA! Look at Josh Hamric now, weeks ago he was my partner in the American Wrestling Association. And now he's managing! One step up for Hamric.....