| The EWA Spoiler - Edition #46 Monday, July 3rd, 2000. |
The Spoiler Welcomes Chris Watkins
Ya know, I thought my entrance onto the staff of the Extreme Wrestling Association would be grand. Fenichel gets the works, but I'm left with writing this thing every Friday ... but I'm not one to complain ... but DAMNIT, I WANTED HIS SPOT! Seems like it was only a month ago when my powerhouse of a promotion, the American Wrestling Association was taking the EWA by storm. We were slowly, and steadily rising to the EWA's ability level. I couldn't have been happier, but bad things do happen. People are quick to stab you right in the back. And look at me now ... working for the competition, I never thought I'd see the day when I found myself entering EWA Headquarters. Its kinda depressing, leaving the Seattle building all behind and to cross the border up into Canada. Lately it seems everyone is Pro-Canada ... and turning their backs on their country, but I for one ... will never do that! America equals entertainment! Canada equals opportunity! It pretty much balances out, but I'd rather be entertained, go figure. So I'm out of a job, I seriously don't want to resort to wrestling again ... so I did what any man with a fully functional brain would do.... BEG! It actually WORKED! I got this rag tag job, but its better than nothing. I know how to write so it really shouldn't be such a problem. Things won't change entirely, but here and there they will. I'll try and be more "interactive" about things and get peoples comment's and other stuff like that. Maybe even let an EWA superstar shoot on whatever subject they would like in every article. But with me, there will be more rumors than ever, and I'll always be looking to let you know the new signings and what I think of them. One feature that should be something to talk about is my Wrestler Spotlight feature. I'm not sure if I can do this EVERY TIME, but I'll get as much background information on a wrestler as I can and then give them my personal grade. Of course they will be graded in many important regions in my view, nothing is set in stone but I'll keep you posted on further development of the "Featured Spotlight." Let me put something to rest.... the ACF IS NOT COMING BACK! Kirk doesn't have the time to re-open the legendary federation, just wanted to get that out in the open. The Informer started getting on my nerves anyway, his juiciest stories were about the Rocky Blonde Chocolate Bar's. BOOOORING! I'm here to give you the point of view from the backstage, previewing the events are history. Who wants to here a guy ramble on about every match's stipulations and how good it'll be?? Sorry, but I have better things to do. Sorry but I won't bore you to death and make you choke on your saliva, I, Chris Watkins is now in charge of the Spoiler ... so from now on this will be worth reading. There's my situation, I'll get started with the article next week and go from there. This was basically just to tell you what would be happening with it. I'll catch you guys next week, but right now.... I'm set up for a few good drinks ... welcome to my personal hell..... bitches.