Once again, the EWA is in trouble. Last night, LIVE at Break Down from Nashville, Tennessee, we saw Chandler and Serial Thrylla join forces to make up the NEW Team Ballz! Serial Thrylla joined Chandler's America hating side, and proceeded to get boo'd to hell by the fans in Nashville after stating his opinion of America. Look at our roster... Who is here to stop these two?! It's been only three weeks, and Chandler has already added Serial Thrylla to his side! Chandler has the intentions of expanding as well... Give him a few weeks, and he'll have most of the EWA! Who will stop these guys?!--Sorry, I mean, who CAN stop them??

In the main event of last nights Pay Per View, we saw "The Franchise" Chris Jericho defeat 4 out of 5 opponents to retain the EWA Heavyweight Title! We saw Jericho defeat Fallen Angel, Divine, Tom Stone, and Serial Thrylla! ALL IN ONE NIGHT!! Stone stacked the decks against Jericho, but he stood tall, and fought his way out of it! But, it wasn't such a good night for Tom Stone! He felt Fallen Angel's "Six Feet Under", Chris Jericho's "Walls of Jericho", Cody Covington's "Clearly Crippling", and Divine's KISS! It was a disasterous night for Stone.. I'd like to hear what he has to say tomorrow on Heat! But, getting back to Chris Jericho, he was left in the middle of the ring out cold at the end of the broadcast. Chandler Big Timered him off the top rope, and Team Ballz proceeded to beat the living hell out of Jericho! The show ended with Chandler standing over Jericho's body, with the Heavyweight Title held above his head. What does this mean?? Is Chandler interested in Jericho's gold??

If you didn't catch Dino Delsante's "Cornerstone Invitational" this past Friday, you missed a BIG card! Many EWA personalities were on hand to witness some great matches, as well as what may end up being the most shocking and controversial announcement of they year 2000! Recently retired EWA legend "The Diamond Stud" Nick Diamante was on hand to face his life-long best friend, and EWA Commissioner, "Top Dollar" Vinny D in a simple One-Fall match. But to say that we simply didn't see that match would be an understatement! Ok, anyone who isn't a long-time EWA fan was probably sitting in front of their TV sets saying "Uh, did I miss something??"� but anyone who was around during the EWA "Glory Days" knows that Diamante and Di Nardo were doing a lot more than just teasing at The Invitational! Is there any truth to this? How can it happen if Nick Diamante is gone from the EWA as a wrestler, and Vince Di Nardo has responsibilities as the EWA Commissioner? Sure, Nick and Vince didn't specifically mention what they plan on doing (Nor will I for the benefit of those who really have no clue what's going on) but the majority of us know what's going on here! But, bottom line� if we rely on the words of the 2 cockiest Italians in EWA history, the EWA could be in some serious trouble once again, sometime in the future!

Congratulations to both "The Cornerstone" Dino Delsante and Serial Thrylla for an awesome match at "The Cornerstone Invitational". It's nice to see that in this day and age, some people are willing to put aside their differences for the benefit of the fans!

And speaking of "The Cornerstone Invitational", we have some notable news about the career of "The Cornerstone" Dino Delsante. It's been reported that Dino and the EWA suits have reached a snag in contract negotiations, and Dino Delsante will NO LONGER be working for the Extreme Wrestling Association. This comes as a big shock to all, but we wish Mr. Delsante luck in his future endeavours.

Last night at Break Down, we witnessed the first ever "Hide and Spic" Match... Meaning, Tito would hide somewhere in the building, and the first person to find him would win the match. This match carried on through the mens changeroom, and even into the womens changeroom. This is where Cody Covington found Tito... Yes, in the WOMEN'S changeroom! Tito is straight! And Divine has a broken heart!

Is there any truth to the rumor that the EWA has held some intense negotiation session with former EWA World Tag Team Champions The Regulators over the last week? As an insider, I can tell you the Stone has not met up with them at all, as the Internet gives birth to another untrue rumor. However, never say never and you'll never lose hope!

Also last night was a Hair Salon Match for the International Title! "Hot Damn Gigolo" Nuno Nitrowalawitz took on Nomad, in a classic match! We saw Thurston Howell return in this match, and he stole the EWA International Title! Nomad successfully defended his title, but he has no gold around his waist to prove it!

Where have Reckless and The Pegasus Warrior been lately?? Well, my sources tell me that they're both still recovering from the serious injuries they both suffered at No Fear! Fan, if you don't respect pro wrestlers, in general, for at least giving their bodies to keep you entertained, I guess you'll just never get it.

We saw two title changes last night, one being the Tag Team Titles. The Mexican Connection are the new EWA Tag Team Champs, after pinning Lorenzo Hayes due to outside interference by the Cows In Black! Although they might not be too happy about the way they won, The Mexican Connection are STILL the new champs... I dont know what the hell they're complaining about!!

Speaking of the Iconz Of Perfection, WaR CrYmE has been working out a lot recently, and it's showing! His body has OBVIOUSLY gotten bigger, and his skills in the ring are improving greatly! WaR CrYmE has a great career ahead of him in the EWA!

But, there's not so great news for the other half of the Iconz of Perfection.. Lorenzo Hayes suffered a major beating last night when Don Michaels and Iceberg Slim BOTH turned on him! Slim and Michaels say that they planned it all along, and they were just waiting for the right person to come along. That person happened to be Lorenzo Hayes, and they hospitalized him. Lorenzo will miss 1-2 weeks of action due to his condition. We hope he recovers quickly, and returns to the ring.

Cows in Black?? International and European Cow?! With BESSY?!?! Are you serious?? These two entered the EWA last week on Heat, and they think they're the greatest Tag Team ever! These two need a reality check...

"The Foundation" Brandon Kearse powerbombed a 13 year old boy last night on Break Down, and was arrested because of it. Stone bailed out Kearse, and also checked him into a mental institute. Kearse was sent back to Stone 3 hours later... Aparantly, there's nothing wrong with Kearse. Who powerbombs a 13 year old kid?!?! This guy has some MAJOR problems!.

We saw many debuts last night... Some include John 5 (who attacked Arthryn while Brandon Kearse was being taken away), Masta Red (who helped Wildman capture the Extreme Title), Dave Fenichel (now the Head of Wrestling Administration), The Dark Ryders (who are Title thirsty), Ethan Tyler (Who is apparantly being held down by Tom Stone) and "Tricky" Tiki Tortez (who took out The Brink after his match with Thorn). Hopefully all these additions to the EWA Roster will make an impact, and not just sit there like flies on... well, you know!

As I just mentioned, the Wildman is the new EWA Extreme Champion! He accomplished this by exiting the Jailhouse, thanks to Masta Red, who threw the Hustler down four storey's and sent him crashing trhough three tables! The Jailhouse Match was just heating up, when Masta Red showed up and ended it. He helped The Wildman locate the exit, and win the EWA Extreme Title for the FOURTH time!

As you saw last night, Rocky Blonde isn't being successful AT ALL. Stone is furious. He doesn't know why Blonde's product won't sell.

And speaking of Tom Stone, last night he suffered defeat to the hands of Hacker! We saw the entrance of Bry2K, as he helped Hacker beat Stone after Tom Stone threw powder in the eyes of Hacker. Stone obviously had the match won, but Bryan Allen was there to make sure Hacker got the win.

Finally, Dave Fenichel is the new Head of Wrestling Administration in the EWA... Wow. And he's already begun changing things for the younger talent in the EWA! He's put together a 16 Man Tournament, which will happen throughout the EWA's World Tour. Mr. Fenichel will announce the brackets tomorrow on Heat.