The EWA Spoiler - Edition #44
Monday, June 12th, 2000.


Once again, Chandler has done it... He has disgraced the name of the EWA. Last week on Heat, we found out exactly what this "American Pride" stuff was all about, and it wasn't pretty. Chandler explained to the world that he thinks America and all its citizens are trash, because they have no Pride. Muhammad Ali was in the same room as Chandler, and the boxing legend stood up to Chandler. He told him that he took offence to what he said, and Chandler replied by giving Ali a knockout of his own! Chandler sent the fragile man tumbling to the ground, and Ali was rushed to a paramedic. Chandler then challenged ANY EWA wrestler, fan, or worker to a showdown to prooce their American Pride! This showdown would occur at Break Down next Sunday, but if nobody were to show up, Chandler promises to BURN the American Flag! I think Chandler has lost it.... He seems to have a little too much pride ever since he defeated Nick Diamante last month. Hopefully someone will step up to Chandler, and teach him a lesson... But who? Who could possibly be the man for this job??

This Friday is The Cornerstone Invitational, live from Pittsburgh Pennsylvania. On this card are many EWA superstars... Fallen Angel, Cody Covington, Divine, Iconz of Perfection, The Brink, Thorn, Rocky Blonde, Reckless, Pegasus Warrior, Chandler, Nomad and The Hustler... Also, there are a few Past EWA Superstars! Da BJ Boyz will be there, and so will "Top Dollar" Vinny D and Nick Diamante! And, the main event of this card features "The Cornerstone" Dino Delsante taking on EWA legend Serial Thrylla! It's going to be a great card, dont miss it!

My sources are telling me that Nick Diamante has a big surprise, and he will unleash it at The Cornerstone Invitational! I have no idea on this surprise, and neither do any of my sources... I guess we're going to have to watch and found out!

Cody Covington finally got some revenge on Divine last week on Heat! Incase you missed it, Divine filled a car full of urine, thinking it was Cody Covington's. Instead, it belonged to Tom Stone! Stone SNAPPED, and told Divine and Tito that they had to clean his car and make it spotless by next week on Heat, or else Divine would be FIRED... AGIAN! And thats going to be pretty tough to do, especially when Divine had the car overflowing with urine! But, Divine better have it clean, or else he'll be gone from the EWA for the fourth time! Or is it five?

In last weeks Edition of The Spoiler, I talked about how stunned I was at the fact that Thorn LET The Brink pin him! Well, all my questions were answered early in the show! Thorn and The Brink had a heated interview, and eventually shook hands and became friends again. What a moment it was! To see Hostile Youth 2K back in the EWA was truly great! Anyway, later on in the night, The Brink and Thorn bumped into the Iconz Of Perfection backstage! A challenge was made, and we had a Tag Team Title Match between the Iconz Of Perfection and Thorn/Brink! But, late in that match, something horrible happened.. something heartless, and sinister... Thorn turned his back on the Brink, and gave him the Crown of Thorns. Thorn left The Brink in the middle of the ring to be pinned by WaR CrYmE. Thorn had turned his back on The Brink... And now they're at war, AGAIN.

As we saw, The Hustler and The Wildman were arrested and thrown in jail for fighting in the Atlanta airport. Tom Stone bailed to two out, but they were quickly thrown back in for fighting, again. But this time, Stone refused to bail the two out. The Hustler and The Wildman had friends bail them out, and now they're both back on the streets. On Heat, they have a One Fall Match scheduled, but look for that to change via Tom Stone. Stone also has an announcement regarding these two at the Pay Per View, and a match they will be having. I have heard some rumors, but the source isn't too great.... I dont want to get your hopes up!

Yet again, Nuno Nitrowalawitz has a new gimmick. Last week on Heat, he came out as "Hot Damn Gigolo" Nuno Nitrowalawitz, and took an upset victory over the EWA International Champion, Nomad! As always, when you beat a champion in a non-title match, you automatically become the #1 Contender. So, Nuno Nitrwalawitz is now the #1 Contender for the EWA International Championship! But this doesnt sit well with Nomad... Apparantly, he has a challenge for Nuno which he will publicly announce on Heat!

Also this week on Heat, is a EWA Tag Team Title Turmoil Match! And what that is, is a Guantlet Tag Team Match. When you win, you stay in the match, and your next opponents come down. When you lose, you're out. This goes on until the final team has entered the ring! There are four teams entering this match.... But, wait a second... I only count three! Iconz Of Perfection, Mexican Connection, Hells Henchmen... Oh great! ANOTHER SURPIRSE!

Last week, Chris Jericho rid the EWA of Brian Nash! Nash lost the match, and therefore lost his nickname "The Franchise". He was so upset over this that he resigned from the EWA! HA! There's a sore loser for ya! And while we're on the topic of Chris Jericho... Tom Stone announced that Jericho would be fighting in a Gauntlet Match at Break Down! IS STONE INSANE?! No, not quite... I think Stone wants Jericho to lose that belt, BADLY, and this is Tom's way of taking the title from him! What are Jericho's chances of winning that match, and beating ALL FIVE opponents? Well, it's less then 20%... Imagine the mindset of Chris Jericho! He knows that this match is almost impossible to win, yet he's going in there with the attitude that he's going to walk out the champion, and I hope it works for him. So far, Fallen Angel is his only announced opponent. Tom Stone will not announce Jericho's opponents until Stone thinks the time is right.... Well, HELLO?!? We're 6 days away from Break Down! How much longer can Stone wait?? I have a feeling we're going to find out tomorrow night on Heat!

Rumors are flying around backstage that during Tom Stone's scheduled Interview on Heat, he's going to change and announce many matches. So far, there are 3 matches on the Break Down card... Look for Stone to fill that up in his interview! Also, it's been a week since Mr. Stone addressed Hacker. Hacker doesn't have any scheduled appearances on Heat... Something tells me Stone has plans for him...

Don Michaels and Iceberg Slim have had one of the best feuds going on for the last month. Their battles and interviews are intense, and you never know what to expect from the two! Last week, The Paparazzi tied Slim to a wheelchair and sent him flying down the ramp at high speeds! You could imagine what happened to Iceberg... I'm not going to get into that. This week on Heat, The Posse are scheduled to take on The Paparazzi in an 8 Man Tag Team Match! Look for Iceberg Slim and Don Michaels to be there...

Rocky Blonde's official chocolate bar has just been released across the nation, and world wide. Mr. Blonde is trying very hard to push his product, and the EWA is helping him as much as they can. We wish him good luck.

Arthryn is the new EWA North American Champion! Last week on Heat, Lex Lethal tapped out to a headlock by Arthryn, thus giving him the victory. Lex Lethal then grabbed a mic, and talked about how him and Arthryn are the only two talented wrestlers in the division. Lethal wished him luck, and the match was made for this week on Heat! Arthryn will defend his title against Lex Lethal! But, thats not all... Aparantly, Lex Lethal has an announcement to make... I'm totally lost on this one... What could he possibly say??

While we're on the topic of the North American Title... Last week on Heat, Tom Stone ordered a match to happen late in the show. The match was Chris Jericho against 8-Ball, and the EWA Heavyweight Title was on the line! Stone wanted Jericho to lose the Heavyweight gold so badly, that he told 8-Ball if he loses the match, he will be fired from the EWA. Well, of course, 8-Ball lost. What do you expect when you're fighting Chris Jericho?? He's not your ordinary wrestler! He is greatly skilled, and isn't someone you want to mess with!

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