| The EWA Spoiler - Edition #4 |
"EXCLUSIVE: Vince Black... FIRED!!!"
Monday December 7, 1998.
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Annihilation~X... Or Revolution~X Shadows?? - We Recently Saw The Debut Of Annihilation~X... And Is It Just Me Or Do These Guys Do Everything Revolution~X Does? The Font Is Similar, He Alternate's Letters In The Names... And He Does Everything 1 Size Bigger! Whatever Happened To Originality?? I Guess People See That RX Has Done Well, And Has Decided To Copy Their Style!! Well You're Not Getting Far Buddy... So Change Your Style, And Do It Quick!!!
D~X's Return!! - On Tuesday Night, After DX Was Spotted In Their Locker Room While Shawn Michaels Was On The Hunt For Demon Knight, They Re-Appeared!!! Well Was It Just Too Obvious After They Were Spotted, Or Did They Really Plan There Come Back?? In My Opinion, They Were In Alot Of The Rumors In The EWA And Decided To Make Up Some BS About Going To CWF-Pro And Taking Booker T Hostage To Cover Up... But What The Hell Is CWF-Pro, EOCW, ACW And All Those Other Fed's?? Have They Gone Mad?? Are They Trying To Say That They Deserve The Titles??? Stay Tuned For More On That...
The Corperate's... Just Stoned, Or Stone's Tools?? - What The Hell Is Tom Stone Doing??? He's Got Kane And Shawn Michaels Working For Him... Is He Pulling A Vince McMahon??? The Answer Is Hell No He Ain't Pulling A McMahon. The Story Is Like This: Tom Stone Got Sick Of These Meaningless Matches, These Cheesey Roleplayers, And These 1 Week Story Lines. What He Has Done Is Changed All That!! Don't Look For The Corperate's To Win Titles, Or Major Matches... Look For A JOB Squad!! These Guys Are Doing The Dirty Work... Instead Of Firing People, He Puts Them In Retirement Matches!! A Prime Example Is Napalm And Flex. They Haven't Roleplayed In Weeks Prior To The 6 Liner The Other Day. So, He Gets His Wrestlers To Look Big, And Do The Little Things!!! Look At Demon Knight... He Roleplayed About Once A Week, And Had Nothing But 1 Win And 4 Losses... Now He Got Him To Roleplay 6 Times A Week If Not More, And He Got Him Into This Heating Angle!!! The Guy Is A Genious!!!
EARLY January PPV Preveiw!!! - My Name Is The Informer Right?? And My Job Is To Inform You Of Things That Are Too Big Or Too Good To Let Out... Well Here Is The January PPV Preview: Look For There To Be A HUGE Tournament Much Like The WCW Leathal Lottery Where 2 Random People Team Up And Have MANY Tag Team Matches Throughout The Night. Here's Where It Changes... At The End, There Is The Winning Team Remaining. Those 2 Will Get It On For Something Like A King Of The Ring Award! The Name.... To Hell And Back!!! The Winner Will Most Likely Get A Huge Push And The Loser... Well He Is Just A Big Loser!!!
Chandler vs. Thrylla... Greatest EWA Match Of All Time?? - We've Had Rock vs. Thrylla, Team D~X vs. Team Ballz, Mike Extreme vs. Thrylla, Wolfpac vs. Revolution~X, And MANY Other Great EWA Matches. But As I See It, Chandler vs. Serial Thrylla Looks To Be The Greatest!!! I Mean Look At It... You Got Serial Thrylla, The First And ONLY EWA Champ As Of Yet... And Former Lightweight Champion Chandler. They Are Argueablly The Two Best Athlets In The EWA. And With The Events Leading Up To The Match, It's Pretty Damn Intense. You Have 2 Former Teamates From Team Ballz Who Hate Each Other Right Now, And Still 2 Weeks Until The PPV!! Thats Pleanty Of Time To Hype This Match Up, And With The Help Of People Like Mike Extreme And The Rock, They Could Possibly Make This The Greatest Match Ever!!!