| The EWA Spoiler - Edition #34 |
"BIGGEST HEAT EVER?!?! ...Or Are We Expecting Too Much??"
Monday, April 3rd, 2000.
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The card kicks off with Chandler taking on The Wildman in his first match back! I can see some of the hype coming from here, but what's the big deal? The most we can see Chandler do is pick up a win, and show that he's still, if not BETTER then he used to be! I'm anxious to see what Chandler is capable of, but I don't think we're going to see anything extraordinary here...
Next on the card is a pretty unique match... It's not only an EWA Tag Team Title Match, but it holds the future of The Syndicate and The Sexy MF's! If The Sexy MF's beat Extreme Velocity on Tuesday, The Syndicate MUST disband! But, if Extreme Velocity happens to win, Dino Delsante and Nick Diamante can NEVER wrestle in a Tag Team Match again! I can see some of the hype coming from this match too, and I will be honest... So far, this card is looking pretty damn good!
In an 8 Man Tag Team Match, the team of Lorenzo Hayes, OX, WaR CrYmE & Arthryn will take on the Anatomy of Perfection & The Williams Brotherz. It's no surprise that the Anatomy of Perfection and The Williams Brotherz HATE each other, thus giving Lorenzo Hayes, OX, WaR CrYmE & Arthryn the advantage! Who are these guys anyways? Are they just a bunch of new employee's wrestling together? The answer is no! These 4 are a small group in the EWA! But, NOT a stable! They basically are a circle of good friends, who asked to be put in matches where they could wrestle together. This match is going to have 6 newcomers debuting in it! If they show excellent talent, this should be a good match!
Then we have Hacker vs. Brett Bomb. What the hell is going on here? Is Tom Stone trying to cause fights within the 3D?? We all know Hacker was brought into the EWA by 3D, and 3D has done Brett Bomb a few favors in the past. Is Tom Stone trying to end any friendship they have by putting them in a match against each other?? I'm not too sure... We'll have to wait and find out.
Next on the card, Thurston "The Psycho" Howell will take on Rocky Blonde! No, Howell DID NOT get a new nickname... I just call him that, and for obvious reasons! Have you seen him lately?! To say the least, he's a changed person! He's completely opposite of what he was before, and I think that's a good thing on his behalf! Why? Because what was he before this change?? NOTHING! What's the opposite of nothing?? EVERYTHING! I think this change is good for Howell, and I can't wait to see how he is in the ring on Tuesday!
Chris Jericho vs. Big Pappy should be great to watch! I can't wait to see what Jericho does to him! Speaking of Jericho, I've noticed that he's been rather quiet lately, and I don't think I'm the only one that noticed! For all you Jerichoholics out there that are reading this, Chris Jericho is on a mission! He's headed to Newfoundland, to meet his mother! Or should I say, a huge clam?
This next match should be quite interesting to watch... Shawn Walker will take on Zed in a normal, one on one match! But, I don't think it will be! With Tom Stone at ringside, anything can happen! ...Especially when Stone is still going crazy over what 3D did to his company while he was gone! Are we going to see Canadian Rage this Tuesday?? I think so!
Second to the main event is a scheduled Interview with Thorn. Last week on Heat, we saw The Brink AND Thorn refuse to have an interview with Rob DiMarco! This week, Thorn has a scheduled interview! But, why the hell would he refuse to talk last week, then come to the ring this week? Is he going to announce or do something that will shock us all?? If you ask me, I wouldn't be able to tell you! All I can say, is that this is Thorn's FIRST appearance since the Pay Per View. It's gonna be good!!!
Last on the card, is an EWA Heavyweight Title Match between "Crystal Clear" Cody Covington and The Hustler! Obviously, this is going to be a great match. We've witnessed 2 or 3 matches between these two men before Any Means Necessary, and they were NOT pretty! And if those were just ordinary matches, I could imagine what they're going to do to each other this week! The EWA Heavyweight Title is on the line, and BOTH men want it!
So, is this card going to be amazing? Is it going to shake the foundations of the wrestling world? Well, if you just did what I did, and looked at the entire scheduled card.... I don't think so. This show looks to be like any other EWA show! BUT, that's just what's scheduled! Who knows what Tom Stone has up his sleeve!