The EWA Spoiler - Edition #31

"3D... Doomed, Dead, and Done??"
Monday, March 6th, 2000.

Will 3D Be Destroyed This Tuesday??
Over the past week, Dino Delsante has told the EWA and fans of the EWA that he has a huge announcement this Tuesday night on Heat! But what could this announcement be?? Here are a few hints... He hasn't been talking to "The Diamond Stud" Nick Diamante lately, he hasn't visited Deuce in the hospital lately, and he's avoided all contact with the rest of 3D! What could this all mean?? THINK!!! This Tuesday Night, I predict the end of 3D! I say that Dino Delsante will come out, and quit 3D, thus leaving 1 of the original 3 members in 3D! Nick won't be able to handle it, and he'll just disband the 3D! Dino Delsante has come a long way in the EWA... He started out as Sir Psycho Sexy, and went on a long winning streak. He fought Nick Diamante in a match, beat him, and then went on to go after Deuce. It came down to 3D Warfare, and that's where 3D formed... Since then, what has Dino Delsante done? He's attempted winning the International Title, and eventually did it ON HIS OWN without any help from 3D! The same night, he lost the title! And since then, he hasn't done much. I think Dino Delsante is fed up, and wants to continue his career on his own! Think about it.... What else could he be announcing??

Also this week on Heat, is a Grudge Match between Tom Stone and Zed. I've gone over the past between these two a million times, and I'm not going to go over it again! BUT, what I am going to do is leak out some information... Don't you find it strange that this woman just showed up one night, and the next week was with Zed?? She is obviously in it with Zed, but what could she have that would make Tom Stone do ANYTHING she wanted?? Yes... You're thinking what I'm thinking! This woman LIED all along! She's NOT the carrier of Tom Stone's child... NO ONE IS!! This sperm sample NEVER existed, and it was all just a prank to get Tom Stone on a leash! And it got the job done! Tom Stone gave Zed an EWA Contract to save this woman... and then she kicked him in the nuts! Can you say, OUCH?? Tom Stone was not only hurting physically, but emotionally too... Imagine the mother of your child kicking you in the jewels! So, I'll say it again, but this time A LOT clearer... This woman is just some phonie. She is NOT carrying Tom Stone's child! She is just one of Zed's workers! .....How do you think Tom Stone is going to react to this news?!?!

What the hell is up with Chris Jericho these days?! Is this guy on some cheap drug?? The answer is yes!! Yeah, you read that properly! Chris Jericho has been intoxicated with SO MUCH Citrus lately that he can't get any sleep at night! His eyes are constantly WIDE open, and he hasn't slept in over 3 days! THAT'S INSANE! Did any of you catch his last 2 or 3 promo's on EWA TV?? Notice how he was REALLY hyper, and somewhat insane?? Well, that's the Citrus taking effect! Jericho has been OBSESSED with this Y2C joke, and now ACTUALLY believes that Y2C is an orange! This guy needs some medical help! Speaking of Y2C, where has he been lately?? I have no idea what he's doing, or where he is, but I do know that he'll be at Tuesday Night Heat tomorrow night! My advice is for you fans to look out for Y2C... I'm pretty sure he'll make his presence known to Chris Jericho!

What's going on with "FreakShow" Nuno Nitrowalawitz?? He's been going to various churches lately, and to be honest, it's freaking me out... Why the hell would this guy be going to churches?? He seems to be obsessed with them! I WOULD say that he is a born-again Christian, but look at what he does on Tuesday Night Heat! He's got a big mouth, and no skill to back it up! He's constantly making fun of people who can easily kick his ass, and earlier this week, he threw EWA Reporter Rob DiMarco off a bus, and left him stranded! Is that what a normal, practicing Christian would do?? I don't think so... If you ask me, I'd say that Nuno is possessed! Seriously! What could make him go back to this church EVERY week, and at the same time make him do such awful things?? I think I'm going to avoid this guy backstage from now on...

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