EWA - Spoiler Edition #3: "Striving To Stay Above The Jobber Level... Have The WolfPac's Days In The EWA Been Numbered??"

The EWA Spoiler - Edition #3

"Striving To Stay Above The Jobber Level... Have The WolfPac's Days In The EWA Been Numbered??"
Monday November 30, 1998.

WolfPac Or Job Squad?
Striving To Stay Above The Jobber Level... Have The WolfPac's Days In The EWA Been Numbered?? - Recently, The Wolfpac Have Been Jobbing To Revolution~X Day In And Day Out. At Thryll To Kill, Wolfpac Lost That Stable Match And The Warrior Failed To Help. The Wolfpac Have A Total Record Of 9-21!!! Thats 30%!!! Meaning Every 10 Matches They Fight, They Win 3 Of Them. But Wait... R~X Has Been Pounding Them Around Like Little Dogs (No Punn Intended) Since They Came Here! MEANING THIS... R~X Has Been The Wolfpacs WORST Nightmare!!! Wolfpac Have Lost Almost ALL But 2 Of There Matches! And With This Retirement Match Coming Up, I Think This Will Spell The END Of The Wolfpac!!!
WindoZe??? WHO? - Who The Hell Are These WindoZe? Whats Up With These Z's??? And The Names... DoS, HaXoR, SyS Admin, Root??? WHAT THE HELL?? Well For All You "Computer Geeks", These Guys Seem To Be Supreme Hackers. "Cheap EWA Security"... Meaning The Page Passwords And Emails... What Are These Guys Out To Prove? Who Do They Think They Are? If You Ask Me, These WindoZe Have Proved Themselves... Winning The Canadian Title On There DEBUT?!?! These Guys Are Going To Be Some Fearce Competitors...
Did No Mercy Shootz?? - In My Part Of The World, "Shootz" Is A Slang Word For Lie Or Liar... Now "No Mercy" Eric Stoltz Quit The EWA Because He Was 'Screwed'. The Guy Was 3-4, And He Lost A Match For The Heavyweight Title 3 Days Before The Pay Per Veiw Where A Match Had Been Hyped Up Between Serial Thrylla And Mike Extreme. Does He Actually Think He Is Going To Beat The Champ, Screw Up The PPV, And Get Far With The Title?? This Kid Is A Little Dumb! His Roleplay's Consist ALL The Swear Words In The English Language. The Roleplays Are Also 5 Lines, And I Quote "The Swearing Is My Angle!!!"... SHOOOOOOOTZ!!!!!
TNT Was Found In... - TNT Was Reportidly Found In A Jenny Craig Location. He Was Seen By Witnesses Who Called The EWA To Notify Them That TNT Didn't Look Much Like A Heavyweight, OR A Wrestler! Don't Ask Me What The Hell That's All About, But Have We Seen The Last Of TNT??? In My Opinion, YES. He Roleplayed Good, Had A Great Angel, Had A Great Win Loss Record, And Still Didn't Win The Title! Look For A New Wrestler From The TNT Owner And Look For It To Be Good!

Thanks For Reading,
The Informer.

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