The Informer - Nick, seeing as this is a very unscheduled interview, I'm going to get right down to it. Tonight, Tuesday, February 1st, 2000� Why did you screw Josh Hamric and the entire No Holds Barred Wrestling Federation?

"The Diamond Stud" Nick Diamante - Informer, I did it because I could! I did it because I knew it would be a major issue� and I did it because that sunnuvabitch begged me to join the NHBWF! You're gonna learn to understand real fast that Nick Diamante does whatever he wants to do! I'm a first-class asshole, and if you make me a badge advertising it, I'LL WEAR IT PROUDLY!

The Informer - Are you sure that is the only reason? I mean, do you hold any grudges towards Josh Hamric, and is this your way of getting revenge?

"The Diamond Stud" Nick Diamante - Grudges? Informer� before this past Friday, I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW WHO THE HELL JOSH WAS! [Laughs] I'm telling you� I'm in the EWA for the rest of my fucking life, and I'll do whatever it takes to keep us on top!

The Informer - Do you have any clue what a huge issue this is, Nick?

"The Diamond Stud" Nick Diamante - OF COURSE I DO! WHAT DO I LOOK LIKE� AN IDIOT? Informer, the wrestling world has hated Nick Diamante for 2 years now, but one thing has changed with me over the last few weeks. I HAVE LEARNED TO STOP CARING ABOUT OTHER PEOPLES' OPINIONS OF ME! I knew it� OH GOD I KNEW IT! When Josh offered me a spot on his roster and literally begged me to join, I had evil intentions in my head! I knew I could talk the low-life into allowing me to wrestle for the NHBWF World Title on my very first night of action. And I knew I could take those two jobber-fucks! Johnny O� O� OH GOD I'M SCARED!! Brother Joseph� WELL BLESS ME FATHER FOR I HAVE SINNED AND CAUSED HAVOC IN THE NHBWF!!!

The Informer - Nick, when you first did this, everyone in the NHBWF got a kick out of it! Was anyone in on it with you, or was it a solo mission?

"The Diamond Stud" Nick Diamante - I came up with the idea all by myself, and then I told Stone I was doing it. TOM LOVED IT!! SEE, DEEP DOWN INSIDE� TOM IS EVIL LIKE ME! [Laughs] I made sure only to tell my 3D buddies after that! However, I've gotta do this� I really gotta say this� Nick Diamante, YOU ARE A FUCKING GENIUS! DO YOU KNOW WHAT YOU JUST DID?? YOU WILLINGLY CAUSED A WRESTLING ORGANIZATION TO CHANGE ALL OF IT'S PLANS AROUND YOU, AND THEN YOU WENT AND BURNT THEIR TITLE! INFORMER! DO I NOT DESERVE AN AWARD FOR THIS?? [Laughs]

The Informer - Nick, did you do it for the EWA, or did you do it for yourself?

"The Diamond Stud" Nick Diamante - I won't lie. I knew what a notch on my belt this would be! I did it because I saw the chance to further prove that I am The Most Hated Man In Wrestling! But you know what? I LOVE the EWA, and nothing will ever change that! I started to realize how good this would look on the EWA! REALISTICALLY� NHBWF� WE HERE IN THE EXTREME WRESTLING ASSOCIATION JUST DISSED THE FUCK OUTTA YOUR LITTLE RINKY-DINK ORGANIZATION! AND YOU CAN'T DO SHIT ABOUT IT!! [Laughs]

The Informer - Nick, do you not care that this might cause some dissention in the ranks of the EWA? What if people leave because of this?

"The Diamond Stud" Nick Diamante - HA! Yeah right! If you're in the EWA, then that means you loved this moment. Whether you love me or hate me in the place, face it� PATRIOTISM IS RUNNING WILD IN THE EWA!! We just took a major stand as THE FED not to mess with!

The Informer - Is there any way that you could be sued for this?

"The Diamond Stud" Nick Diamante - No way at all, dude! I'm a fucking mental-maniac, and when my brain saw the opportunity to diss Big Joshy Cool and his joke of an organization, it went from zero to GOOD-GOD-YOU-RULE in less than a second! [Laughs]

The Informer - So Nick, you're telling me that the entire point of this little inter-fed escapade of yours was to make people hate you.

"The Diamond Stud" Nick Diamante - Nah man, it goes further than that. Anyone who knows Nicky D well knows that I have an ego bigger than Rikishi Phatu's ass! Honestly� Informer, level with me here. I saw this guy begging me to join. He said I could have total control over my entrance into the NHBWF. So naturally, I said what the hell� and I told him I wanted to be in the main event, or else I wouldn't show up. I blackmailed the little fucker man� I BLACKMAILED HIM! When it comes to wrestling, in one night� in one glorious arena� on one special night, Nick Diamante proved, without a shadow of a doubt, that he is more talented and smarter than any single individual in the No Holds Barred Wrestling Federation. I walked in to the music of KoRn, and I walked out having achieved the goal that so many people in the NHBWF are still, to this day, BUSTING THEIR ASSES TO ACHIEVE! AND I DID IT IN ONE NIGHT! [Laughs]

The Informer - Nick, if you could say one thing about Josh Hamric, what would it be?

"The Diamond Stud" Nick Diamante - Pretty much dude, don't take it personal. I just saw a chance to humiliate someone, and I saw a chance to become more hated. Nicky D lives to create havoc and pain� and this experience should make everyone thing twice about trusting "The Diamond Stud" again! Overall though, even though he won't admit it, I helped him. He'll learn to be a little more cautious from now on. [Laughs] If it don't kill him� it'll make him stronger. Informer, you know what I feel like? I feel like a teenager who just offered an old lady his hand to help her cross the road� and then Irish whipped the old bag into the sea of traffic! [Laughs]

The Informer - Nick, come on� that is just wrong.

"The Diamond Stud" Nick Diamante - Even if the old lady's name is Josh Hamric? [Laughs]

The Informer - Well Nick, what else can I say? You are one of the dirties, underhanded men in this sport. It appears that you work hard to be the very most hated man around� so I guess I'll give credit where credit is due.

"The Diamond Stud" Nick Diamante - That's a little more like it, Informer! Come on dude, loosen up! While on the job, you're always a tight, by-the-rules prick. Admit it. Once this camera shuts off, you're gonna start laughing because what I did tonight was so damn hilarious and rebellious!

The Informer - Well� Nick�

"The Diamond Stud" Nick Diamante - OH COME ON! I can see that smirk on your face already! You know that this means that the EWA is on top and everyone knows that you don't fuck with us anymore! [Smiles] Admit it!

The Informer - [Half Smile] Yeah it was pretty damn funny� Ok fine, it was a classic and no matter what they do, they simply can't get back at you for this! [Smiles]

"The Diamond Stud" Nick Diamante - That's the spirit dude!

The Informer - Nick, one last question. Aren't you afraid that they're gonna toss your name through the mud all over their web site?

"The Diamond Stud" Nick Diamante - [Laughs] I HOPE THEY DO! I HOPE THEY NEVER RECOVER FROM THIS! THE MORE THEY KEEP TALKIN' ABOUT IT, THE MORE I KNOW IT HURT THEM! [Laughs]

The Informer - [Smiles] Nick� you're a rebel man! There will never be another guy like you around!

[The 2 shake hands�]

"The Diamond Stud" Nick Diamante - You fuckin' got it! Informer, join me for a beer tonight, willya? To celebrate this triumph, I'm treating the entire EWA roster to a round of beers. Once in a while, you just get that chill up your spine and you're happy to be a part of the EWA. [Laughs] We are some evil S.O.B.'s!

The Informer - [Smiles] I'll be there! Fans, this has been another EWA exclusive! A transcript of this interview can be read in the EWA Spoiler. Nick, thanks for the show!

"The Diamond Stud" Nick Diamante - No problem at all. [Laughs] The NEW EWA Extreme Champion and "King of Extreme" is always ready and willing to put on a show!