Is Diamante Back, Or Was It A One Night Stand??

16 days ago, Zed left the EWA in a bastardly fashion. He came out, forfeited the title, and quit. But, Tom Stone kept this off the air. He handled it wisely, and Zed hasn't showed up at an EWA show and given anywhere near his best since then. Tom cut all of Zed's promos out, and only put him on air for him to wrestle. But why did Zed quit? Why would he leave like that? If you ask Zed, it's because of Deuce, Dino Delstane, Nick Diamante and Tom Stone. Zed wasn't happy with the way Tom ran the EWA, but when is Zed happy? The thing that sticks out in my mind, (I'm shooting, btw...) is that Zed damn sure knew he would have to lose the title at 3D Warfare. He knew he had to lose to Deuce, who he hated more then he ever hated anyone else. He didn't agree that Deuce was getting a push from the head offices, and cried about it. Tom Stone handled this situation amazingly. He told Zed that his character would be used, but wouldn't be humiliated, which Zed honestly deserved. Now, if you think that I'm out of line here, and if you think I'm treating Zed poorly for some strange reason, you're WRONG. Zed quickly joined the NHBWF. The day he quit, he told the President of the NHBWF how much he hated Stone, and how much of a loser he was. Zed tried to ruin Tom's reputation, but it would end up failing. Zed soon QUIT the NHBWF in a big argument with the NHBWF President. Now the tables have turned. The entire E-Fed world is against Zed, and Zed is now retired. How did this all start? Because his big FUCKING ego couldn't stand losing to Deuce at the PPV. Zed, you make me sick. With that said, Have a Nice Day.

So, we have Zed leaving the EWA, Nick retiring.... What else?! Next in line was Thorn. He also retired on an EWA Tuesday Night Heat Card. This left the EWA Owner Tom Stone in a state of depression. He had lost 3 of his main event stars in less then a week. But this wasn't it. Also, off the TV screen, there were several more people released, fired or resigning. This list includes Antrim, Divine, Hacker, Elypsium, Da BJ Boyz, Mike Anderson, Granite and The Second Coming. The EWA's roster is shrinking quickly. But, have no fear. Tom Stone rises to the occasion yet again! Tom signed Chris Jericho, Slayer, Rocky Blonde, and many more names, which I cannot release for angle purposes. Sources are also telling me that Tom Stone has scouts out getting some more talent! With sudden additions like Extreme Velocity and Nuno Nitrowalawitz, EWA fans have NOTHING to worry about!

Speaking of Extreme Velocity, where the hell did they come from?! We all know their past with the D.O.A. Pro, and know about the load of wrestlers that came in from the DOA. But what kept Extreme Velocity so long?? Why didn't they come in at the same time as the rest of the DOA boys?? It took them almost 3 months to get into the EWA. But why? According to their 3D Warfare Pre-Match Interview, Tom Stone doesn't want them in the EWA, and tried to prevent them from coming in. But, how are they here? Did Tom Stone fail?? How the hell did Extreme Velocity get into the EWA?!

Out of desperation, Tom Stone signed Chris Jericho into the EWA. He did this after looking at what he did in Titan, and wanted Jericho to raise his ratings as well. And, damn, what a move! Jericho is the hottest thing going in the EWA at his moment in time, and he just came off of defeating Divine in his last EWA match. Jericho, accompanied by Big Pappy, is blasting a path through the EWA, and it wouldn't surprise me if he started going for some gold. In a recently published E-Wrestling Magazine, Chris Jericho was rated the 18th best roleplayer around these days, surpassing names like Dino Delsante! But, there are rumors however that Tom Stone knows Chris Jericho personally. Well, look at the damn stats! Both are Canadian! And we all know how Canadians are! Tom and Chris definitely are friends off the screen.

To some, the EWA isn't fun anymore. This statement annoys me for one, and Tom Stone. Rumors are saying that Tom is working on making the EWA a "fun" place. But, I don't understand this... I'm having the most fun I've EVER had since the EWA first opened! This time around, the EWA has gotten a hold of angles, and are tearing the E-Wrestling world apart with them! Anyway, back to making the EWA "funner"... Some things that have been planned for the EWA are Online Interactive Polls where you can vote for favorite wrestler, favorite match, favorite Pay Per View, etc. Also being added is the Trivia section. Although it is already up there, it has obviously stopped recently. Well, it will be picking up again starting tonight, Monday January 17th 2000. Also being picked up, is your favorite, The EWA Spoiler! It has moved to Monday nights again, and will be updated weekly.