The EWA Spoiler - Edition #24

"Diamante & Delsante... The Only DEUCE That The EWA Has To Worry About!"
Saturday, December 4th, 1999.

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Diamante & Delsante... The Only DEUCE That The EWA Has To Worry About! - This past Tuesday, "The Diamond Stud" Nick Diamante and "The Cornerstone" Dino Delsante joined forces. During Nick's match with Deuce, Dino cause Nick to win by DQ, then proceeded to Spike Diamond Drive Deuce into the mat. They took a bow, and later named themselves The Sexy MF's. With Deuce's best friend Blitzkreig retired, Deuce has no one to turn to. Who would Deuce use as a 2nd man to watch his back?? We found out a few days later when Deuce revealed his bodyguard Mr. Johnson... But do you recall 4 weeks ago, when I speculated that Nick and Deuce were in together? Obviously that can't be right... But now Nick's with Dino... Is this another one of Nick's master plans?? Are Nick and Dino on the same page?? If so, how well will Dino and Nick work together?? Only time will tell!

Zed Gets Pricked! - Can you recall about 6 months ago? Zed and Thorn were good friends, Thorn was the International Champion, and Zed was fighting for the Heavyweight Title. Over the break, I don't know what happened to Thorn, but he wanted the Heavyweight Title so bad that he'd break bones, break friendships, and pretty much do anything for a shot at it. Well that's exactly what happened. Thorn broke his friendship with Zed all because he wanted the Heavyweight Title, which Zed holds. At Extreme & Uncensored '99, Zed will take on Thorn for the Heavyweight Title. What will happen if Zed wins? What will happen if Thorn wins? How far will Thorn go for the Heavyweight Title?

Extreme & Uncensored '99... 2 Weeks Away! - On Sunday December 19th, the EWA will hold it's monthly Pay Per View, entitled Extreme & Uncensored '99. Already on this card are 2 matches.... A Heavyweight Title Match between Thorn and Zed, and the TDS Tournament Final Match! So it's either "The Diamond Stud" Nick Diamante vs. Sir Psycho Sexy, The Wildman or The Hustler. This massive PPV is just 2 weeks away, and only 2 matches have been scheduled..... But have no fear! Matches are being signed, and some of these matches include an International Title Match, an Extreme Title Match, a North American Title Match, a Tag Team Title Match, and many more! On this night, every title will be on the line! You CAN'T miss it! Order today!

Deuce's Insurance Policy - In Deuce's last TV appearance, he announced an "Insurance Policy". This policy goes by the name of Mr. Johnson, apparantly Deuce's limo driver. I don't know much about this guy, but one thing I do know is that this 6 foot 6, 320 pound african american man is not someone you want to mess with. He has a short temper, and what is left over when he's done isn't pretty. Now that Dino and Nick are together, is Mr. Johnson Deuce's partner?? Is Deuce just trying to even the odds??

Chris Slates Denies His Name Change! - At Rage In A Cage 2, Chris Slates lost the North American Title to Hacker in about 3 minutes. Hacker completely dominated, and humiliated Slates. After the match, we saw Slates attempt to ask Stone for a re-match. Slates was answered with a door in the face. That would be the last time we saw Chris Slates. November 23rd, Tuesday Night Heat... Hacker was conducting an interview when "Denial" attacked him, and left him in the middle of the ring on his back. When Rob DiMarco tried to get a word with Denial, Rob accused Denial of being Chris Slates, saying that their voices were the exact same, and Denial was supporting a mask on his head. I'm not going to state my opinion on the subject, because it really doesn't matter. Why not?? Because Denial beat Hacker in an Extreme Rules Non Title Match last week on Heat. If this is Slates, then he still has improved! But, when you think about it, didn't Slates win the North American Title in an Extreme Rules Match?

Stone Enlarges Payroll... - After all the complaining and arguing, Tom Stone has finally opened up the EWA to the public. What do I mean by that? Well for the past 2 months, it was impossible to get into the EWA unless Stone knew you, or one of the EWA wrestlers knew you. Even after passing one of those tests, it still wasn't easy to get in. Stone had to be impressed by your mic skills, and wrestling talent. If all those requests were met, then you were in. This caused a lot of anger backstage. People were often giving Stone hell for not letting in wrestlers that were good talent in their opinion. Suddenly, Stone changed. He's let in 6 wrestlers already, and the roster is looking better everyday. I'm not sure what it was that changed Stone, but who'se compaining?

Divine, In And Out Like A Cheap Whore - One of the new superstars in the EWA is Divine... But is he new, or just returning? Divine has quit the EWA 3 times now... Meaning that this is his fourth appearance. What the hell is wrong with this guy? He can't last for more then 3 weeks without quitting or getting into a fight! But on another note, what are his intentions this time around? North American gold again? Will he be harassing Stone again? And what will Stone do if that is what happens?

Steadily Improving Tag Team Division - The EWA has entered two new tag teams onto its roster... One being The Second Coming, and the other The Sexy MF's. The Second Coming is comprised of "The Seat Seller" Thurston Howell (Who we have seen on EWA soil before) and "The Showstopper" Chris Brown. On Tuesday Night Heat these two introduced themselves into the Tag Team Division by almost crippling The Impact Players. These two WILL be a big factor in the Tag Team Title scene. Then you have the Sexy MF's... Nick Diamante and Dino Delsante. What a team! But, are these two going for Tag Team gold? Or are they together just to destroy Deuce? Something tells me that these two aren't together for winning gold... I also have been watching the training camps, and I can tell you that the EWA has a lot of Tag Teams in it's future!

"The Third Dimention"??? - A few days ago, we heard Nick say that instead of Nick himself wrestling Zed, he'll have a "Third Dimention" for him. What does this mean? Will Nick bring someone into the EWA to wrestle Zed?? And will this person have talent?? Because we've seen Nick pull MMG into the EWA for a few matches here and there! I don't know what this "Third Dimention" is, and neither does Stone... But, Stone has given me the job of telling you all that he's going to take Nick's little mind game, and make it a reality. He's doing this by entitling the January Pay Per View "The Third Dimention". Is Stone forcing Nick to let out his secret?? Is Nick just playing mind games? What will this "Third Dimention" be??

Thanks For Reading,
The Informer.


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