| The EWA Spoiler - Edition #23 |
"Have We Yet To See The Peak Of The FULL Revolution??"
Saturday, November 20th, 1999.
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Zed... OFFENDED?? - Zed's presence in the backstage has recently been non-exsistant. He has only showed up at shows for the good of the company, and refuses to speak with the owner and president of this company, Tom Stone. All we know is that in recent days, Zed has been angry at the fact that Tom Stone hasn't let more talent into the organization, and that Stone hasn't added another card to the EWA's ALREADY BUSY week. Tom Stone then spoke to the EWA athletes backstage, and since then Zed hasn't showed up at all. He is nowhere to be seen, and nobody has heard of him. Is Zed offended?! .....
The Wonderful ONE HIT Wonder, Vince Di Nardo! - 2 weeks ago, I speculated that Vince Di Nardo (aka Vince Black) was back in the federation, and I was laughed at. This past Tuesday on Heat, Vince appeared. He and I did an in-ring interview, and he confirmed he was in the EWA for a solid 3 years! Great news, right? "YOU DIDN'T SERIOUSLY BELIEVE ME, DID YOU??? VINCE DI NARDO BACK IN THE EWA? I DON'T THINK SO! I WOULD NEVER RETURN TO THIS HELL-HOLE! THE EWA IS A SINKING SHIP, AND IN 1 SHORT MINUTE, I JUST BE-HEADED IT'S CAPTAIN! NEVER AGAIN SHALL I GRACE THE EWA WITH MY PRESENCE! NICKY D, ALL I GOTTA SAY IS THANKS FOR HELPING ME WITH THIS ONE... BUT I HAD TO DO WHAT I HAD TO DO! ZED... DON'T TAKE IT PERSONALLY BUDDY! YOU WERE JUST IN THE WRONG PLACE AT THE WRONG TIME! EWA... TAKE YOUR PICTURES, BECAUSE I'M DONE WITH THIS ORGANIZATION! LATTA FOLKS... IT'S BEEN FUN!" Does that answer your question? Vince Di Nardo stabbed Tom Stone in the back, and he humiliated the company, and it's Heavyweight Champion Zed. But only 2 days later, he appeared in a Diamond Stud promo, and him and Nick were still best friends! Can we expect the same from Nick?? It certainly seems so...
Rage In A Cage Is Just Around The Corner! - That's right... Rage In A Cage is 1 day away! Be sure to see this one, because I can guarentee a great action packed card! There are 8 great matches, including a Caged Riot Match between Sir Psycho Sexy and Chaos, a North American Title Cage Match featuring Chris Slates and Hacker, an Extreme Title Cage Match between The Hustler and Brian Kress, a Cage Match featuring "The Diamond Stud" Nick Diamante and "Awesome" Adam Kress, and of course, the Heavyweight Title Falls Count Anywhere Cage Match between Zed and Deuce! All this and SO MUCH MORE this Sunday!
EWA Impressed With Sir Psycho Sexy! - As of November 9th, 1999, Sir Psycho Sexy was 3 and 0 in the EWA. He has been undefeated in his wrestling career over in Japan, and on November 16th, he lost his first match. He did not lose, if you think about it. Sir Psycho Sexy has never been pinned, or has never submitted. Vince Di Nardo's actions on Zed cost Sir Psycho Sexy the match. I would imagine that SPS is looking for Di Nardo, trying to get his hands on him. This undefeated record has been his for over 3 years, and in one night, one insignificant piece of SHIT ruined it all. Congradulations Di Nardo, you're a first class prick!
The Championship Committee Meets! - On Thursday November 18th, the EWA Championship Committee met to discuss and decide if Deuce was the #1 Contender for the Heavyweight Title. This was televised, but incase any of you missed it, it was voted 6 to 1 that Deuce was the #1 Contender. That one person who voted for Deuce NOT to be the #1 Contender was released from the company on Friday! What the hell is going on?! This guy just voted, and since Stone doesn't like his opinion he fires him? Or is Stone siding for Deuce?? Does Stone hate Zed? Or does he just want a main event for the PPV?!
Now That The Thorn Is Out Of Their Sides, HY2K Regroups... - About 2-3 weeks ago, Thorn had a dramatic interview on Heat that gave Da BJ Boyz full controll of HY2K. They re-paid the favor, by saying that he held the stable down and was ruining it. Adam and Brian Kress re-built HY2K, and are continuing to do so. They started with the additions of Chris Slates and "The Losing Legend" Scott Sanders, and are continuing to look for more members. Who knows when Thorn will return, it may be today, it may be tomorrow, it could be a year from now, or 5 years from now. The point is, Da BJ Boyz will have hell to pay when Thorn arrives, and they will regret all the things they said about him!
The EWA Loses One Of Its Solid Foundations... - It was the 16th of November, Tuesday Night Heat... Nick Diamante vs. Blitzkreig. This match would end up being Blitz's last. His knee was too injured and beat up, and he can barely walk at this point. In my eyes, Blitz's decision to stop wrestling was a good one. He was just another guy on the roster, and Deuce would often risk himself to save his long time friend. It's like having a gang constantly on Blitz, and in the process of him getting his ass beat, Deuce would step in and get his ass beat too! Blitz lost his touch, and shouldn't be in the ring at this time. Blitzkreig, we'll miss ya, and you'll always be in our memories!
Bigg Daddy Deuce... New Look, New Attitude... New Champion? - With the loss of his best friend, Blitzkreig, Deuce has a new look, and new attitude. He is completely focused on the EWA Heavyweight Title now, and this could very well be his time to shine. With Zed's absence lately, and Deuce's constant hard training and preparing, Zed could very well lose that Heavyweight Title this Sunday, and it wouldn't be a shocker to me. Deuce has never been more focused on a match, and I'm predicting an EWA Heavyweight Title change this Sunday!
EWA Goods Returned For Refund? - A shipment of old EWA wrestlers who enjoyed the fed during its "glory" years are on their way back to the EWA! Proof of this is in Vince Di Nardo.... He was supposed to be one of the bunch that would succeed in the EWA, and make it big. Instead, he turned his back on the company and screwed Tom Stone. Because of this incident, Stone is getting ideas in his head that everyone will do the same to him, thus making him think harder about this situation of letting past wrestlers back in. But, if I know Stone, he'll come through and let them in.