Who Can Top This?

Hello all you people out there in the efed world, and welcome to the new EWA. I'm The Informer, and this is the EWA Spoiler. For those of you that don't know what this is, it's a newsletter that brings you backstage rumors and news that you can find nowhere else. None of the news that you hear on here is 100% true, unless I assure you that it is confirmed. A new edition will be printed on the EWA Page every second Saturday, thus keeping news fresh and hot. I hope you enjoy...

New Staff - The EWA has gone through a massive amount of changes lately, one being new Staff. As Tom Stone stated on Heat, they will get the job done, and do it right! Chris Myers, Rachel Stevens, Rob DiMarco, Lance King, Lee Fleming, Eddie Sensation, Vic Canon, "The Cornerstone" Dino Delsante, Eric Fleek and Tom Stone... All them. and myself of course, will lead the EWA into the millennium as #1! This staff will do things you'd never think of... I feel sorry for the first guy to lay a hand on Lee Fleming or Lance King! Or the first guy to tell Vic Canon that he's a bit on the homo side! These guys are crazy, and determined. As for the other announcers, referee's, and interviewers... They were shipped to Japan, and were left in some cheap indy fed.

Not Enough Talent? - After looking at the EWA Roster, many people say that there aren't enough wrestlers in the fed. Well, I can tell you right now that 3 or 4 guys could easily be fired because of lack of roleplaying! And it will happen, sooner or later. Stone only gives a certain amount of chances... And these guys are already pushing it. Some say that there aren't enough people, some say there are too many, some say Stone is a genious for keeping his roster so slim. Personally, I think that Stone should fire those guys and let about 5 more people in. After that, it will be more then hard to get into the EWA...

Lots Of Applications Turned Down! - Over 50 applications for the EWA have been turned down! Is Stone crazy?? Hell no! He's a genious! He only lets in who amazes, or impresses him. Everyone else is rejected on the spot, and is given a kick in the ass for wasting his time. I have 2 tips for you wrestlers out there... First, these un-original wrestlers already have a disadvantage. Take a look at the roster... only 2 un-original wrestlers can be seen. To get in with a wrestler like that, you will have to make Stone shit his pants when you roleplay with him. If you're good, or ok, then you're ass is grass, and you're gone. If you have an original wrestler, you've got an advantage. All Stone looks for is quality and signs that you've read the rules (no beating on jobbers in roleplays, no signing dates to matches, etc...). Lastly, the WORST thing you can do is tell Stone he's wrong and should let someone in... That's pretty much suicide. Stone already caught one guy, and he's missing half an ear drum now. So, good luck to you applying wrestlers, and I hope Stone doesn't kill you if you do something wrong.

The Brink Retires - On Tuesday Night Heat, The Brink retired as The EWA Heavyweight Champion. It was obvious if you ask me... He wasn't seen for weeks, effort was minimal, and his heart wasn't in wrestling. All of the staff knew it, and tried to drop hints for you viewers. Some of you caught them, some didn't... But, now it's said and done, and the Brink has people harassing him.... "You're a coward!" "You're the worst Heavyweight Champion ever!" "Brink has no balls"... But, to you Tim I say this... You were a good champion. You did NOT suck, the competition sucked. Who did you have to fight?? Nobody! Why? Because nobody was good enough to fight you! Zed was being built up, and the EWA had nothing but mid-carders at the time. So, to those who think Brink sucked as a champ, I can say only one thing... He's a better champion then you'll ever be.

New Commissioner! - As contract negotiations were underway, one of our head bookers had a brilliant idea. Get a past wrestler to be an active Commissioner! Well, Stone had this idea about 4 months ago when he hired Serial Thrylla, but the word active wasn't present. Eric Fleek didn't know what had happened until he and Stone had a meeting after Tuesday Night Heat. He was excited about the idea and position, and took it with a smile. What will his role be in the EWA?? He'll be the guy you don't mess with, that WILL mess with you! So, if Eric Fleek has a past with you, WATCH OUT! He has more power then I thought he had... Put it this way... He has enough power to hand someone a pink slip in the EWA. Pretty scary, huh?

My Thoughts On The Opening Show - Charolette, North Carolina... Tuesday Night Heat, Octber 19th... What a show it was! It was the revealing of a new Commissioner, the revealing of the next Pay Per View, the return of Divine, debut matches for MANY people, and an overall KICK ASS show! It ran a lot smoother then I thought it would, and I was excited to be at ringside for it all! Stone was very please with the rating, and therfore he was happy with the show. Next week all the bugs will be fixed, and we're looking at another kick ass show!

DMX Quits? - What? Who? Where? Why? When? How? Tom Stone was approached on Friday Night... "WHY DID DMX QUIT?!?!?!?".... Stone then heard the following from DMX.... "Here is a taost to everybody who has stuck with me throguh thick and thin, so here goes... Thanks C and Bigs for putting up with all my ego bullshit when I sucked, thanks Tom for jobbing me for three straight months, Thanks J for insulting me when ever you have the chance, Let me thank Zed and Thron for screwing me out of every angle in the past few months before the EWA closed, I want to thank the Brink for pissing me off and threating his life on more than one occasion to get me pissed off, thanks everybody for shaping DMX in to what DMX is, So everybody, I don't need any help. I don't need to have anyone in my corner, So everybody fuck off.. I am out!" Those are some pretty harsh comments, and I must admit lead you to beleive that he has quit.... But, DMX is still in the EWA, he did NOT quit.

House Shows Cancelled! Weekend Warfare Cancelled! - What's going on? Simple. Weekend Warfare was cancelled becasue there wasn't a good enough card to be set up... Why should Stone waste his time on a card with 4 matches that mean jack shit?? He shouldn't! So, that was cancelled. (The following is completely OOC!) The House Shows were cancelled because they are pointless. The matches were hard to come up with, then the results would be one line long, and I KNOW people will include them in roleplays, which I DON'T WANT. So, I said screw it, I could spend more time on other things.....

Backstage Heat Between Stone And Zed! - Zed and Tom Stone have been having backstage problems lately.... Between misunderstandings, miscommunications, and plainly disagreements, the two are literally at war. I can't say over what, but it has something to do with Stone messing up. I hope they straighten things out by the PPV, because these two NEED to work together, and not against each other.