EWA - Spoiler Edition #20: "Heavyweight Champ, Or Chump??"

The EWA Spoiler - Edition #20

"Heavyweight Champ, Or Chump??"
Wednesday July 21st & August 4th, 1999.

What Kind Of An Idiot Asks That??
Heavyweight Champ, Or Chump?? - There is all kinds of speculation going around the EWA that The Brink is the main reason the EWA fell.... Thats BULLSHIT. The Brink started in the EWA as the Canadian Champion, and eventually quit because of personal stuff between Stone and him. To get that title, he jobbed to jobbers, he got paid in food stamps, he went through hell!!! He came back, and eventually got what he wanted, The EWA International Title. He reigned for over 2 months, and beat everyone in his path. Then, Brink thought... If nobody can beat me for the International Title, who's gonna beat me when I'm on top?? Brink took a shot at the Heavyweight Title, and won it!! At the time, Serial Thrylla wasn't around... Chandler didn't seem to find interest in the title, Nomad wasn't around, Zed had his hands on the International Title, Thorn was Extreme Champ, DMX had just returned, Mike Extreme hasn't been around for decades.... BRINK DOESN'T HAVE A CHALLENGE!!! Nobody wants a shot, and that isn't his problem!! If anything, blame it on Stone for fucking with the booking and storylines!! Think of 1 good opponent for Brink..... I thought so, there are none!! The Ultimate Warrior took his final shot on Sunday, and went down to Brink. This is the reason why he's fighting jobber's on weekly shows!! Who the hell is left??? Not many people are around, nobody is interested in the Heavyweight Title YET, so who's to blame?? Defenetly NOT Brink. He deserved everything he's ever got, and always worked for it. He's not like others... Not normal, he is consistant no matter WHAT!! So, instead of bitching at him for "bringing the EWA down", you should congradulate him for the shit he's put up with and the crap he deals with everyday. Brink, way to go man... Keep it up!!
Tom Stone Getting Into Actual Wrestling?? - Lately Stone has been "closely watching wrestlers" at wrestling schools.... MY ASS!! That's what he pays people for!! I say Tom Stone is training, and if he does, look out jobbers!!! No, not Blackman, not Lynn.... BlackOut, and Crazy Wild Man, and that kind of people!! Stone beat CWM at the PPV, and it wasn't a fluke, Stone has been training!! And I like it, because maybe then he'll get his ass kicked by someone!! Or, he could team up with The Brink and form a killer Tag Team, meaning Brink would only need 1 more title to be the only wrestler in the EWA that has every title!! This might not be a good thing for us, and the wrestlers, but I can sense it... Stone has something big for us, and I think it's going to rock the EWA... Don't ask me when, don't ask my how or who... But I can feel it, Stone wouldn't train for nothing!!
My PPV Thoughts. - Every EWA Pay Per View has kicked ass in my mind, and im sorry to say that Beyond The Line '99 was BELOW average. I don't know what Stone is doing back there, but people are quitting left and right!! Is it Stone, is it the fans, is it ME?? I have no idea, but people like Nomad and Scott Rockwell can tell you!!! Stone did a SHIT job when it came to booking, and MANY BIG returns were left out because of it... And that's sad. Stone could have had the majority of his past people back, but failed to do so. 1 good example is Divine. He was supposed to return at the PPV, but Stone forgot about him. Thats why Divine came out and just did a return interview the other night... Stone, you fucked it up now... FIX IT.
The Swarm Arrives... Is That Good Or Bad?? - What am I talking about?? Obviously you're not a close reader... 3 Big Federations closed recently, and TONES of applications have been coming in!! Good right?? HELL NO. I don't know what the hell people think when they join an efed... You send in an application, get in, and then don't even show up?? What the hell is wrong with these people?? You saw Stone get rid of over 20 guys not too long ago, only to make room for the new guys... But they aren't doing anything!! THC3, Curv, K-Dogg and Triple Threat are the only things that came out of all these applications... IT MAKES ME SICK!! If I had the chance to meet half these guys, I'd do it... Just so I could tear them apart!!
Some Info On BlackOut!! - Sources tell me that BlackOut has been getting mental help. The reason is he quit the EWA, and his contract says that Stone has 100% controll of him until his contract expires if he quit... BlackOut is in trouble... His contract ends in late 2000, meaning Stone can do whatever he wants with him until then!! This is going to be fun to watch, and I hope Stone gives us something to remember BlackOut by, if you get my drift.

Thanks For Reading,
The Informer.

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