EWA - Spoiler Edition #2: "Thrylla Really A Killa??? How Good Of A Representative Is Serial Thrylla?"

The EWA Spoiler - Edition #2

"Thrylla Really A Killa??? How Good Of A Representative Is Serial Thrylla?"
Monday November 23, 1998.

Jobber Or Jealous?
How Good Of A Representative Is Serial Thrylla? - Now A Leader Usually Isn't A Stone Cold Steve Austin... He Isn't A Bad Ass Who Doesn't Listen To Anybody, But It's All About Angles, And In The WWF's Eyes, Ratings! Well We Have No Ratings Here, Simply Because... Well If You Dont Know Your A Moron. The EWA Heavyweight Champ Is Serial Thrylla. He Earned That Belt By Defeating The Rock In That Tournament. Now The Way I See It Is The Man Got Greedy! We Obviously Can't Do Shit In An Efed But When Someone Tells Another Wrestler That He Fucked There Angle In The Ass, It's A Little Extreme. It's Not Really A Matter Of Winning Now, It's Gotten Personal And People Are Advising Others To Quit Before They Get There Ass Kicked. Well I Hope NO EWA Wrestler Would Have To Think About That, And If You Do, Your Probably Not Happy Right Now. The President Wouldn't Tell A State Governor That He Has "Crappy Ensembles"... Or Tell Him That He "Sucks Ass". So Serial Thrylla May Be The Champ, But Will He Ever Be The Corperatly Adjusted Champ?
The NEW Nation Of Domination - Last Week, We Saw Faarooq Junior Join The EWA. This Guy Made The New Nation, He Got The Rock In It, And He Blew Away His Father. This Young Duo Needs To Seek Help Fast. They Need An Inforcer, A "Big Man", A Bodyguard You Could Say. First, We Have The Rock Who Is Currently In A Mess With Himself, Then We Have Faarooq Junior Who Claims To Be The Leader Of The Best Stalbe Around. Kid, You Better Watch It In Two Ways. You Claim Your The Leader, Well Rock Was A Multi-Time #1 Contender And Your Nothing Yet!! Then You Say Your The Best... Well Watch Out! You Have The nWo Thugz, Revolution~X, D~Generation~X (If We Ever See Them Again), And The Wolfpac! Now Think What You Think, But So Far Your Two, And They're MORE!
TNT... Is He Blowing Himself Up? - We VERY Recently Saw TNT, A Former EWA Boulderweight Champion, "Take A Break". Well Have A Kit-Kat If You Want But TNT Was One Of The Best Back In The Days. All He Ever Wanted Was That Boulderweight Belt, He Got It. Now What?? Now He Set His Eyes On Serial Thrylla, The EWA Heavyweight Champion. I Spoke About Him Earlier, And Is He Just Confusing TNT In That Survey He Had, Or Is He Acctually Putting This All-Time Rivalry Aside?? Dont Ask Me, Ask Serial Thrylla! TNT Should Be The Cream Of The Crop, The Best Of The Best, Le Crem De La Crem, Instead He's An Everyday Normal Wrestler Who's Dreaming On One Day Becoming The Most Popular, And The Most Dedicated EWA Heavyweight Champion, There Ever Was!
The Canadian Title... A Waste Of Gold? - At The Begining Of It All, X~Pac Stole The EWA Canadian Championship... This Caused Knightmare To Quit. X~Pac Then Dumped The Title And Right Now, X~Pac Is Going For That Lightweight Title. So What Purpose Does This Belt Serve? It Caused A Pretty Good Rp'er To Quit, And Then It Was Dumped. Im Not Sure But I Think This Belt Is Going To Be Wasted, And Thrown Out The Window, Or Its Going To Skyrocket. 1 Of These Is Bound To Happen. There Are About 5 Canadian Champs Elegible For That Title, And After There Is A Champ, Anyone Could Win It! But Who Is The Proper Champ? Usually People Would Make Up Some BS About Being Canadian Just To Get A Chance, But Not Here! This Belt Is Going Nowhere Fast, Or Somewhere Fast. Look Out For A New Champ, Or A Old Chunk Of Tin, SOON!
Jobber? - There Are Alot Of Wrestlers In The EWA That Are Kicking Large Ass, And There Are Some That Have Been Licking Large Sacks! Well You Can't Do Shit With A Wrestler Who's Gimmic You Dont Know How To Play, Or You Destroyed. Look At Goldberg... "FEEL THE SPHERE!!" Learn To Spell Bud! If Your A Wrestler Who Has Been Losing Majorly Lately, Do Something! Change Your Roleplays, Screw Around With Your Guys, Like The Wolfpac. Konnan Is 1-7 And Yeah, He Roleplays. But When You Can't Say The Guys Trademark Sayings Properly And You Roleplay 3 Lines, What Do You Expect? A Belt On A Silver Platter?? Wolfpac, If You Want To Take My Advice, Change Your Wrestlers Gimmics MAJORLY! Screw The Wolfpac. Change The Name, Dump Your Manager, Bring In Some Talent... Just Change Stuff Around! I Think We All Remember The Honorable Al Capone... What A Jobber! If You Don't Know This Guy, Here's A Breif Background.... His Rolepay Was "Your Going To Get Pinned When I Hit You With My Tommy Gun DDT". Thats All He Ever Did. When He Lost He Went Nuts And Acctually Added A Line To His Roleplay.... "Your Lucky You Won, But This Time Your Going To Get Pinned When I Hit You With My Tommy Gun DDT For Sure." Then He Wonders Why He Was 0-11!!!

Thanks For Reading,
The Informer.

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