Hurry Up And Take Your Swing!

The Wildman... The Real Deal, or A Hardcore Hack?? - We've seen The Wildman as the EWA Extreme Champion for several months. It was literally impossible to beat him, but now he is the International Champion. He's defended his title a limited amount of times, and I can't say that I've been impressed. Now that The Wildman is limited to only wrestling, and no Chairs or Tables, can he keep that gold around his waist?? The Wildman made his reputation of being extreme, and if he can stick in an extra chair shot or mop over the head, he might be able to keep the title and still be doing what he loves, being extreme. Does this mean that The Wildman is only good at being Extreme?? I don't think so, but we'll defenatly find out the answer on Friday when he defends The EWA International Title against fellow New Schooler, Zed!!

Zed Has Stepped To The Plate, Time To Swing!! - I've said it over and over again... Team New School has to grow some balls and step in the ring for some gold!!! Zed is probably one of the head leaders of Team New School, and if he's going to be feuding with Thorn for months, his career is pointless. Recently Zed came out and said that his match against Thorn on Tuesday would be the last match he has against Thorn, and Zed won the thing. Now he's realized that he is International "material" and is going to take a swing at it on Friday!! Way to go, Zed!! He's finally realized what most new people don't realize... And if YOU are a young wrestler in a federation take this, and use it: YOU ARE NOT A JOBBER!! You should step up and start growing the balls and stepping in the ring with vetrans!! A mistake most wrestlers make, is that after convincing themselves that they aren't a jobber, they go for a Heavyweight Title Match.... WRONG!!! You start going for some gold! Maybe mid-carder gold, then move on up. This may take a few months, but it sure is worth it!! This is one thing Zed has done right... First he started with the North American Title, had a good run for it, then had some Extreme matches with Thorn. After that ended on Tuesday, he is now going for International Gold!! Zed, you're a great example of what a new comer should do!!

Divine: Is This Guy For Real?!? - Divine is what everyone hates, and what every person doesn't want. He is Gay. What does this have to do with wrestling?? Nothing! Just make sure he puts his hands where they're supposed to go when executing a Powerbomb... Divine is like the EWA's competitor the WWF's Goldust... The difference between the two is that Divine is a great athlete, and Goldust is a face painted, over ratted JOBBER. Divine plays with his opponent's mind, and then uses his wrestling ability to beat them 1, 2, 3. His record, a solid 4 and 0. A couple more wins, and he'll be in the EWA Record Books forever!! One thing that bothers me, is that he's the North American Champion... You may say "yeah, so?" but look at who's in his pool... BlackOut, Mr. X, Max The Million, Crazy Wild Man, etc... You might as well put Divine on the Jobber List, because that's all he is fighting!!! Divine is doing the same mistake most New Schoolers are, they're holding THEMSELVES back!! Well Divine, step up to that plate in front of you, and swing!!

What's Thorn Waiting For?? - Thorn also has this fear of stepping forward, or is he having fun beating the shit out of jobbers?? Now that he got rid of Zed's harassment, Thorn is going to start over with Mr. Extreme... Who?? I have no idea who this guy is. He joined the fed about 5 days ago, and Thorn is feuding with him?!?! That makes no sence to me. He went from being The Brink's partner in HY2K, to being the Extreme Champion, then he teamed up with Nomad in HY2K, he just finished a feud with Zed, and next is Mr. Extreme? What the hell is that all about?? You're going to have to ask Thorn, because I have no idea what the hell he is doing. I think all the past Extreme matches got to his head and messed him up. Before I go ahead and slap Thorn, can someone do it for me?? This guy needs to wake the hell up!! But maybe im wrong, maybe Thorn is going to beat the hell out of this guy, hospitalize him and then move on... Thorn is the only one with the answer, so dont come to me!!

Should The Name BlackOut Be BLACKED Out Of The Roster?? - BlackOut is hated by all... He's got a small vocabulary, he's worse then Ken Shamrock when it comes to mic work, and his wrestling ability is limited. He's been in the EWA 3 times... The first time he was fired, then he got back in and lost a retirement match, and now he is handing out wins to everyone but himself. BlackOut is out in the ring between EVERY DAMN MATCH... At every house show, he bores the crowd to death and at Tuesday Night Heat's and Friday Fever's, he is literally HELD BACK from coming to the ring!! BlackOut, I got a word of advice for you... LIMIT YOUR DAMN MIC WORK TO ONCE A SHOW!! If you can't do that, you might as well leave the EWA because your Loss record is pretty much TRIPLING your Win record. (OOC - BlackOut, that was in Character. Basically, if you dont understand that, you're a dumbass!!)

The Ultimate Warrior Suffers The Ultimate Injury?? - I don't know what happened in that match 2 weeks ago, but The Ultimate Warrior ending up in a wheel chair and probably won't wreslte again. What I find weird, is how after that match he got up and walked to the back with no sign of injury. And the next day, I was walking by Tom Stone's office into mine, which is beside his, and I heard The Ultimate Warrior yelling his head off, and then Tom Stone replying with some yelling and screaming of his own!! Is there backstage heat?? Im conviced there is. The Warrior is hospitalized and Stone doesn't really care... Is The Warrior's career over?? I don't think so... Is his EWA career over?? Possibly.

Roster Flood!! - Recently, 4 BIG Federations closed down... The names won't be given out, but I will tell you that they were EWA rivals. Now that these federation's are closed, where will all their wrestlers be going?? They could possibly come to the best Federation going today, the EWA, or they could go find a small Indy Federation and make it big... What would you do?? Go to a Indy Fed, make minimum wage, and work your ass off to make it big?? Or come to the EWA... a salary increase, when you show up the fans will recognize you, and get stuck into the Heavyweight Title scene?? THAT'S A PRETTY TOUGH CHOICE!! Hahaha, the answer is simple... So im warning you now, if you start getting some compition around here, I suggest you pick up your socks and prepare for a battle, or else you'll be thrown aside!!