| The EWA Spoiler - Edition #15 |
"Funeral Dates... Wait, Everyone's Still Alive??"
Wednesday June 9th, 1999.
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Chandler Wants His Title Back!! - Well guess what... Not even 1 month after Chandler won the Heavyweight Title, in one of the biggest fluke victories ever, the little twerp is complainin� because he's lost it. Ahhh, boo-hoo, lets all cry together. Let me tell you something you little high schoolin� arcade playing piece of swamp shit, you never deserved the title in the first place! And now you�re complaining because you lost it? Now why in the hell should you get your way? Who doesn�t complain after they lose the title? As far as I�m concerned, when someone loses the title fair and square in the middle of the ring like your ungrateful ass did, they shouldn�t be complaining, the should be happy! The title�s finally where it belongs, right above Tom Stone�s fireplace in Ontario, Canada. Chandler should be worrying about girls and cracking books, not wrestling for world titles! If I were Tom Stone I would give the title to anyone but him. Ungrateful Bastard. Yippee, Gumbo wants his title back, big deal.
The Wildman Wants To Be A Main Eventer... - Im with him 100%!! Its about time that some lower EWA status makes a move for the big leagues, its good to see that you can compete up there.... After some of the more experienced EWA Superstars retire (Example, The Regulators), who is going to fill there shoes?? Look at the tag team scene... The Regulators retire, and nobody is there to fill their role!! We have barely any tag teams left, and I'd hate to see that happen everywhere else.
Where Have The Good Tag Teams Gone?? - Where have they gone?? There was a point in time where Tag Teams where the easier thing to be... Think of it, 2 guys... Easier to roleplay with, more interesting to roleplay with... But now, it's different for some reason, beyond my knowledge. I can't understand why everyone is leaving Tag Teams to be a single wrestler... It's much harder that way I imagine... Nobody to back you up, its harder to come up with a good original gimmick for your wrestler, ect... In the most recent weeks, its bad enough looking for a tag team, where has everyone disappeared to??
Where Has EVERYONE Gone?? - After Tom Stone's return from his trip to New York City, the EWA was a ghost town... Nobody was in sight, you couldn't even find someone if you had the FBI working for you... Some people come up with the complaint that its the end of the education year, and its tought on them.... Well, I find that BS, because I remember the last time the EWA closed for a week... March Break I beleive.... It was also VERY bad then!! Is it the breaks and little vacations Tom Stone gives out that mess people up?? I hope not, but I have a feeling that that's what it is... I do have 1 good report though, in the past few days, its gotten better, but still not good enough....
The NEW Titles' Situation - Now that the EWA is starting to get some of its key roleplayers back, and also still getting numerous amounts of applications, Tom Stone has decided that it is time to introduce more titles... He has already made the decision of bringing the Lightweight Title back aas early as July but he still wants at least 1 more title... WE at the EWA need your opinion!! What would you like to see??? If you could be champ, what NEW title would you want around your waist??
New Additions To The EWA Page!! - Well, as stated before there will be MORE additons to the EWA page... These include: A Hall Of Fame, Downloadable Wrestlers Entrance Themes AND what I find most interesting, is our own mail server!! Don't know what i'm talking about?? Well imagine hotmail.com, made by Tom Stone! Well, VERY SOON it will be available to sign up a email adress with the EWA for FREE!! And I keep stressing that no matter what your opinion is, it counts!! So PLEASE send in what you think about this... It COULD be the deciding factor!!!
The State Of The E-Fed, By Chandler (OOC) - NOTE: The comments made in this report are entirely out of character (ooc). These are not the views of Chandler the character, but Chandler the EWA Associate. Do not reply to this in a roleplay sense.
The EWA. Tom Stone. They go hand in hand with each other. The man who made the fed what it is today, some say, has been slacking off as of late. People close to Stone such as myself know that this is because of reasons him and none of us could prevent. As of now it is to be known that the EWA will get back to the way it was all those months ago, when the talent did their best roleplay wise and the president does his best booking and match writing wise.
Last night this issue was brought up in one of the most intriguing and informative chats I personally have ever been in. I will stray from distinct details out of respect for the people who were there last night, but I feel it�s my duty (in my role as one of the cornerstones behind the scenes in this fed) to let others know about what happened last night.
Anyone with even the slightest bit of common sense can see that as of late the EWA as been suffering from many things. Lack of effort on just about everyone�s part, behind the scenes fighting and bitching, and creative roadblocks to name a few. With Stone�s recent real life goings on he hasn�t been able to update the page as often as some of the talent would have liked. Most of the talent saw this as a time to take a break from the EWA for a while; a chance to take a break. You know how school is on the first day after summer vacation? How no one wants to get back into the swing of things? This is where the EWA has been at recently. Everyone knows that Stone has returned, but we�re (and I say that because I�m not gonna front, I�ve been just as lazy as anyone) just not ready to get back to doing what we used to.
Let me say, we can�t have that. Some how, some way, the fed must get motivated again. Maybe this report will wake a few people up, I don�t know. Something is going to have to. We�re suffering people, we just can�t let that happen.
Last night this, along with several other things, we�re discussed. Some felt that one man was responsible for the EWA�s recent downfall, some thought that they were the main reason. Let me say this now, and this goes out to everyone, it�s not one single person�s fault. It�s all of us. And now, to get back where we were, we must work together. There�s no way one man can bring down a fed, and there�s no way one man can bring it back.
Last night in this chat, several others (who, out of respect, I will not name) were either thinking of jumping ship, are going to jump ship, or have jumped ship because of the EWA�s problems. That�s the easy way out. You can�t just leave when something bad happens. That�s not right, and that�s not fair to Tom Stone, or any other member of the EWA. I must admit, the thought of jumping ship came into my head many times, and at one point I was all but absolutely positive I was going to leave this fed. Last night woke me up, and I think it woke some others up as well. You don�t sell out the EWA.... You don�t sell out Tom Stone.