The EWA Spoiler - Edition #13

"RX vs. Team Ballz: Will It Outlive The DX vs. Ballz Match's Glory?"
Monday March 1st & 8th, 1999.

Will RX Take The Role Of DX?
RX vs. Team Ballz: Will It Outlive The DX vs. Ballz Match's Glory? - The Next EWA Pay Per View Event May Very Well Be "The One" Event Which Leaves The EWA On Top Of The Mountain When It Comes To Wrestling Organizatons! Team DX vs. Team Ballz Was Good, But The Upcoming Match Between Team RX And TB2K Will Outlive It, GUARANTEED! Why Am I Saying This So Definately? Because Rumor Has It That RX Has Something So Shockng To Reveal Within The Next Few Days That It Will Leave The EWA Cripled, At Best! I'm Not At Liberty To Announce Or Even Speculate What The Huge Shocker Is, But Let Me Say This, It's Another Trap Folks! Don't Fall For It The Way You Fell For The DX/RX Joining! What Happens In The Next Few Days Is Probably A Plan To Get The EWA Believing They're Actually Good Again! Wardog... Wildman... Leaders? C'mon People! We've Got To Build Talent, Or We're Dead... Nuff Said.

Razor Ramon To Do Playgirl... Johnny Rage To Buy Every Issue! - Earlier This Week, Johnny Rage Came "Out Of The Closet"! He Admitted To Being Gay. But Who Suspected It?? What Was The Need?? I Dont Know, Thats A Question To Ask Johnny Rage! That Announcement Was Sort Of Out Of Nowhere. Another Rumor Im Hearing Is Razor Ramon Is Posing For Playgirl. Thats Not All. Someone Over Heard Rage Talking With Someone, And He Said That He Just Got A Subscrption With Playgirl Magazine! I Also Heard That He Was The Customer Of The Month At Max's Movie Rental. Pure Male Porn. Damn, This Guy Is Sick!!

RX Having Contract Problems - Ever Since The Full Revolution, Tom Stone Has Gone Insane. You Noticed That Shawn Michaels Hasn't Been Around Lately. Well, Thats The Works Of Tom Stone! Can You Say, TERMINATED CONTRACTS? Beleive It Or Not, Most Of Revolution~X Have No Contracts! In Other Words, They Are Wasting Their Time In The EWA! They Can Pack Up And Leave Whenever They Want. Very Few Of Them Have Contracts Left. Tom Stone Used Their Wrestling Ability Against Them. 1 Example I Can Show You Is X~Pac--Stone Told X~Pac That If He Lost The Lightweight Title, He Is Granted 1 Title Shot, Then His Contract Is Terminated! So, As You Can See, RX Is Very, AND I MEAN VERY Carfull Of What They Do. Im Warning You. After This Pay Per View, RX Could Go INSANE. I Mean Crippling Wrestlers, Pure Dis-Respect For EWA Wrestlers Or Officials. They Could Be Unstoppable.

How Much "Creative Control" Does Tom Stone Have?? - We've Seen The Famous "nWo" Take Over WCW, And We Are Witnessing Kevin Nash And Hollywood Hogan Destroy WCW. That's Because They Have WAY Too Much Creative Control. For Those Of You Who Didn't Understand RX's Roleplay, They Are Saying That If They Demand Something, And They Dont Get It, They'll Leave Before Tom Stone Can Say Or Do Anything! We Dont Want A WCW Like nWo In The EWA, Becuase They Would Completely Drain It Of All It Has!! RX Might Be Doing This. Tom Stone Better Give To There Demands. If He Doesn't, Dont Be Shocked If RX Leaves!

La Parka Coats On Sale!?!? - I Couldn't Beleive It Myself! La Parka Coats... On SALE! But Who Would Buy Them? La Parka Isn't A Superstar. He's More Of... A JOBBER!! BUT- He Has Beaten 2 People. That Gives Him A WINNING RECORD!! How Can This Be Possible?? Now Alot Of People Think It's A Past EWA Wrestler, Who I Will NOT Name. TRUST ME. Whoever You Are, ITS NOT THE PERSON YOUR THINKING OF! It Will Be A Shock To You When You See It, But I GUARENTEE That You Will Not Have Expected It. As For La Parka, Will He Take Place In The Team Ballz vs. RX Match At The PPV? Well, There Are Only 5 Team Ballz Members. I'd Expect He Is In The Match. La Parka May Very Well Be A Handicap To Team Ballz! They Might Just Be Better Without Him. Why Do They Consider Him A Member Of Team Ballz? Why Is He In? Even Though He Won That Ladder Match, Team Ballz Should Have Some Authority And Call The Shots!!

Revenge Of Stone-Hedge PPV Preview - Lets Start In Order, From The Top!! X-Treme vs. Damian: X-Treme Match--These Two Have Had Heated Conversations. I Think Damian Is Just A Wee Bit PISSED OFF! This Match Has NO Rules. It Must End With A Injury! All This Leads To Something We Haven't Seen In A While... Damian Is Going To Go Nuts!!! Diesel vs. Shane Douglas: Hell In A Cell Part 2--The First Match Was Insanity, The Second Will Be A Continuation!! TNT vs. DMX: Retirement Cage Glass Match--Does It Get Any More Extreme Then This?? RX Members Have Been Warned By The EWA Owner Tom Stone That If They Even Touch The Cage, They Will Be Fired... OUCH!! Intense, Eh?? James Hawk Bradshaw vs. Wardog vs. The Wildman: Triple Threat International Title Match--This Should Be A Great Match. Bradshaw Has Tried To Kill Both Of These Guys!! They Are Both Insanely Pissed Of At Him. It Should Be Great!! My Prediction, The Title To Change Hands!! 8 Man Extreme Title Tournament--Only 2 Participants Are Known As Of Today. They Are The Wildman And Hardcore Hack. The Rest Will Be Announced By The End Of The Week!! TNT vs. Nomad: Glass Match--What A Classic!! Nomad Has Won Both Contests That These Two Have Had, But TNT Has Improved. This Wont Be A Typical Match. Look For Some Extreme Stuff. Heavyweight Title Royal Rumble Match, The Participants Will Not Be Named--I Dont Know Why I Have This Feeling But I Have A Feeling That This Stipulation Will Be Dropped. I Dont Know Why, But Im Even Doubting Myself!! My Prediction?? I Want To See This. I Have No Clue Who Will Win The Title. Nobody, In My Eyes, Has Lived Up To The Almighty Roleplaying That Tom Stone Talked About. And Finally, Team RX vs. Team Ballz, 10 Man Tag Team Match--Do I Need To Talk About How Psychotic This Match Will Be?? These Guys Hate Each Other So Much, And There Are Tones Of Things These Guys Are Risking By Doing This. If RX Wins, They Are The Leaders And May Declare Themselves Owners Of The EWA!! They'll Have No Respect For Team Ballz, Or The EWA. They Will Continue To Dominate And Will Be Unstoppable. If Team Ballz Wins, Ramon's Streak Is Finished, He Will Get No Title Shots Ever Again In The EWA, Team Ballz Will Bring The EWA Back To How It Was. You Get My Drift?? This Is A Gigantic Match. There WILL BE MATCHES Added. All This And Much More Will Make This Great PPV!!

Title Changes Guarenteed?? - I Must Say, We Have The Dullest Champions. 2 Titles Are In The Hands Of RX, So They Are Almost Out Of The Picture... No Heavyweight Champ, No Extreme Champ, El Conejo - The Lightweight Champ, Owen Hart - Canadian Title... AND THATS IT!!! Basically, There Are No Active Champions Besides The RX Champs. What Im Going To Do Is Guarentee You Title Changes And GOOD Champions By The Week After The PPV. So, After The Special Card--Which Doesn't Have A Name Yet--There WILL Be Good Champions GUARENTEED!! We Will Have 2 New Titles, The Canadian Title Is Going To Be Replaced. So That Makes It 3 New Titles! WOW! The EWA Is Going To Somehow Have A Fresh Start After The PPV. You Have My Word That It Will Happen!

Thanks For Reading,
The Informer.


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