"The Revolution Right Before Our Eyes, Were We The Big Fools?"
Monday February 15th & 22nd, 1999.
Time To Sink The Ship!
The Revolution Right Before Our Eyes, Were We The Big Fools?? - How Could We Not See It Coming?? I Mean, It's Almost As If They Went Out Of Their Way To Make It So Obvious. RX Kept Saying They Were Gonna Kill The "DX Name"... Not DX Itself! The Way I See It, Me, You, The Entire EWA... We Were All Fools In This Situation. There May Have Been The Select Few That Could Predict It, But Nobody Ever Came Out And Said It, So I Guess We'll Never Ever Truly Know. With This Revolution Comes A Question; Why Did They Wait So Long To Do This When They Could Have Joined Instantly? Folks, It's Called An Angle! They Made A Huge Story Out Of A Very Basic Situation, They Made The EWA Alot Of Money In Pay Per View Buy Rates, And They Pretty Much Secured Their Jobs In The EWA For A While! Hell, How Mad Can Tom Stone Really Be? Is He A "Traditionalist" Like He Has Made It Seem, Or Does The Almight Dollar Make Him Not Care What Happens To The EWA? It's A Very Interesting Situation, And I Wouldn't Put It Past Him At All. Kiddies, Watch Your Backs Because The Next Revolution Could Be Staring You Right In The Face, And Who Really Knows What The Consequences Will Be This Time Around! As It Stands Now, Revolution~X Is A 15-Wrestler Organization! Plus, They Have 4 Managers/Body Guards, One Ring Announcer, And Even A Very Active Chaufer! They're Not Playing When They Say The EWA Is Gonna Be Hell As Long As They're Around. OK, We Were All Pretty Stupid For Not Seeing Into Their Plan, But How Stupid Are We If We're Going To Fight Them? Seriously, Team Ballz Is Not All Together, And It Took RX 5 Months To Get Where They Are Now. The EWA Can't Possibly Beat A Force This Big And Strong In Such A Short Amount Of Time. You Know What I Say? Let Them Destroy Themselves. Razor Ramon Said That The Kliq Never Sells Out To Anyone... I Say, Flash A Little Cash In Anyone's Face And They'd Sell Out Their Own Mother! Sure, DiBiase Has The Cash, But Does Stone Have More? Who Knows! This Whole Situation Must Be Played Very Carefully, Or The EWA Will Be Hurt Worse Than Ever Before! If I Could Speak To Team Ballz For Just 5 minutes, I'd Tell Them To Reach Down Deep And Pull It Together! Use The Spirit They Once Had During The Team Ballz/Team DX Glory Days! It Took Team Ballz So Many Months To Make The EWA What It Is Now, And It Would Be A Damn Shame If Revolution~X Takes Over Just Like That! They Have Us Where They Want Us Right Now, But Only One Man Has The Leadership Qualities To Take The EWA And Form Them Into A RX-Hating Army; Serial Thrylla, Where Are You When We Need Ya?
Where's The Tongan Been?? - The EWA Champion Tongan Has Been, Well, To Be Nice... VERY LAZY!! He Got The Damn EWA Heavyweight Title Handed To Him Which He Was Supposed To Be In Some Gigantic Angle But He Isn't Even Roleplaying! Damn, You Know How Many People Can Only Dream Of Beaing EWA Heavyweight Champion? And Tongan, Your Wasting It! Also, Tons Of Other EWA Wreslters Have Disappeared! Names Like "Pyscho" Russ Fleming, "The Cutting Edge" Shawn Cutrear, Biohazard, Chris Jericho, Dallas Steele, Death Row, Jesse Concorde, Judgement Night, Kid Rock, Raven, Scorpion, Taz, The Devil's Advocate, The Sandman, The Shark, Tony Jabronie, Vietnam Sam, "The Enforcer" Scott Hawkins, Chandler, Chris Benoit, New Jack, The Rattler, Irsih Republican Army, The Brood And The Rotten Ozone. You Know, SOME Of Those People Are Title Contenders And Now That RX Has Turned Full Circle, These People Need To Come Back!
Spoiler Pushed Back!! - Well People, You Can Notice There Is Only 1 Spoiler Every 2 Weeks. I've Been Demoted. Fells Like Crap But Thats What You Get When You Work For A Guy With Alot Of Cash. Its Probably Going To Stay Like This. But Here's Some Interesting News That Ill Let Out. Since These Harassers Of Our Board Dont Read This, It Looks Like The Rp Board Will Be Password Protected Soon!! Yup. Good News Guys!! The Sample Roleplays Will Be Done In Another Board Which People Will Harass But Who Cares?? The Reason Stone Did That Is Cause Some Of You Have Slow Computers, And With A Million Pics And A Billion Wav Sounds In There Its Kind Of Hard To Function. So, Once This Password Pretected Board Is Out, It's Gonna Be Alot Better!
March PPV + The New Titles... When?? Where?? - In The Most Recent Tom Stone Roleplay, He Announced The March Pay Per View. Date: Sunday, March 14th, 1999. Title: Revenge Of Stone-Hedge! The Main Event, Get This... Team Ballz vs. Team RX! The Teams Will Be Even Numbers And Here Are The Stipulations. If Team RX Wins, Razor Ramon Gets His Title Shot At The April Pay Per View! If Team Ballz Wins, Razor Ramon Gets No EWA Title Shots Of Any Kind! No Title Shots For Any Title... Ouch!! Also, Expect For The New 2 Titles To Debut In A Special Card The Week After The March Pay Per View.
