| The EWA Spoiler - Edition #10 |
"Must We Live With This Revolution??"
Monday January 25th, 1999.
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The EWF... Do They Ever Stop?? - The EWF President Made "Peace" With EWA President Tom Stone Recently. Little Did He Know That The Person Writing In Large Yellow Letters On The Roleplay Board Was A EWF Wrestler Sent By The Owner Of The EWF. Suddenly, The EWA Owner Got AOL IM's From Various EWF Wrestlers And They All Wanted To Start A Fight/War Between The Federations. Tom Stone Just Put Them On His Block List, And Moved On. Earlier Today, A EWF Wrestler Was Talking To Tom Stone, And At The Same Time, The EWF Owner Reported To Tom Stone About Grafiti On The Roleplay Board. He Then Cleaned Up The Board. The EWF Owner Went And Told All His Wrestlers To Go Attack The EWA Roleplay Board, In Return, The EWA Owner Tom Stone Does The Dirty Work Himself And Takes Care Of The EWF Roleplay Board!! If The EWF Wants A Fight Here, EWA... Lets Give 'Em One!!!
New Title... Or Titles?? - A While Back Tom Stone Called A Meeting To Announce 3 New Titles, But Only 1 Would Make It. The Title's Were: A Ladder Title... Ladder Match Rules, The Title Is Hanging And The Belt Would Be Named "Lord Of The Rungs". A Iron Man Title... Normal Matches But 2 Of 3 Falls-- Name TBA. Submission Title... Where You Can Only Win By Submission Or Knockout, Name Also TBA At A Later Date. So, We Have 3 Exciting Titles To Choose From. Surprisingly We Got 6 Votes In... PATHETIC!!! You Guys Are Going To Possibly Hold These Titles, So Choose Which Ones You're Interested In!! I Think It's Going To Be 2 Of The 3 Belts... So Email Tom Stone, And Give Him Your Vote!!!
Triple H's Status - Triple H Was Brutally Attacked On Friday Fever By Revolution~X. It Was Possibly The Funniest Beating In EWA History, But Not For DX!!! RX Attacked Him With Baseball Bats, Footbal Helmets, Golf Clubs, And Curling Brooms. A Golf Ball Was Driven Off Triple H's Nose Out The Arena Through The Roof, And The Blood Was Cleaned With The Curling Broom By Sycho Sid. RX Left HHH In A Bad Way, He Was Taken To The Hospital And Has Serious Injuries, But Should Be Back Soon. Overall, I Think RX Is Getting The Best Of DX, And DX Needs Some Retribution!! Look For DX To Get Revenge Soon, And Look For A RX Type Of Beating!!!
Was I Right? - Last Week I Came Out Here And Told You All That These New Wrestlers, Who We've All Seen Come All At Once And Go Just As Quick, And How They Were Going To Have A Hard Time Getting In The Fed From Now On. Well, I Was Right Wasn't I!! Over The Last Week, 32 Wrestlers Have Tried To Get In, AND 8 MADE IT! What A Difference! Also, About 30 Wrestlers Were Fired This Past Week. I Think Tom Stone Is Finally Cleaning Up And It's About Time!!!