The EWA Spoiler - Edition #1

"Revolutions??? Has The EWA Turned Full Circle?"
Monday November 16, 1998.

Who Dug Up This Old Fossil??
Whats With These Revolutions?? Remember When The EWA Shut Down?? Only 1 Day After Did The EWA Return. What Caused The EWA Owner To Re-Open So Quick? Rumor Has It, Tom Stone Met With Ted Turner And Discussed Selling The EWA... When Stone Heard The Idea's Turner Had For The Organization, He Opened In Minutes Later!! That "Revolution" Was The First Of Many. The Second Revolution, Revolution~X.... WHO? What About Ted DiBiase? Where'd He Come From? How Much Is He Paying R~X?? And Why? What About X~Pac... What Demented His Mind To Make His Own Revolution? Well, I Got My Facts Straight And Look's Like R~X Is Over D~X Right Now! After D~X's Return, They Suddenly Disappeared! Funny, It's The Same Day R~X Came In Here! Now Is It "Chicken" or Angle?

Where's D~X??? Well, Alot Of People Have Been Asking Around And I've Got The Answer! Now, When The Prez Added A List Of Stables On The EWA Bulletain, How Did That Fancy And NEW D~X Symbol Get There? Thats Not The ORIGINAL D~X Symbol That Has Always Been There! That's An Editted Version Of Their Own Symbol! And Get This, A VERY Reliable Source Tells Me He Saw A D~X Member, That Will Remain "Annonamous", With ANOTHER Stable During Tuesday Night Heat!! Oh Hell Yeah They're Around... And I'd Watch Out For D~X To Come Back Really Soon! And One More Thing, With My Very Own Eyes, I Saw The New Age Outlaws In Another Stable's Locker Room At Friday November The 13th's Fever!!

The Thryll Of A Champ... Serial Thrylla Is The Champ! WHAT? WHERE? WHEN? Well If Anyone Noticed, The Prez Changed A Few Matches Around In The First Round... One Being The Thrylla vs. Rock Match! This Change Cause Sandman AND La Ardilla To Resign... But Hello?? Everyone Could See That Thrylla And Rock Were Going To Meet In This Finals... But What I Can't Understand Is WHY Rock Would Challenge For A Re-Match! Like With The Upcoming PPV... Entitled "Thryll To Kill", The Prez Really Is Depending On An Angle Here... I Mean Look... Rock Hasn't Challenged For A Re-Match And Thrylla Is Rumored To Be In A Tag Team Match At The PPV??? C'Mon Guys... Use Your Head! What A Perfect PPV, For A Perfect Match... It All Goes In Together!

This Kinghtmare Situation - Well, I Think The Prez Went Overboard With That Signing Of His... But I Think He Had Reason! For People Like Knightmare, I Have A Tip... Know SOME Wrestling Before You Join A Wrestling Federation!!! I Also Heard Some Of Those Infamous Sandman Matches, And Im Gonna Spill One! One Of Them Is A "Gun Death Match... Win By Shooting Your Opponent".... COME ON!!! Do You Not See How Dumb This Guy Is?? Im Surprise The Prez Didn't Humiliate The B@stard!

Thanks For Reading,
The Informer.


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