Wrestler Name: Serial Thrylla
Height: 6'2"
Weight: 236
From: Syracuse, New York
Finisher: Death From Above (D-F-A)
Theme Music: "Serial Thrilla" by Prodigy & "Black" by Sevendust

Accomplishments: First and GREATEST EWA Heavyweight Champion ever. Captain of Team Ballz and the man who gave Chandler his big break in the business. Put R-e-V-o-L-u-T-i-O-n X out of business. Being one of the biggest faces in the business. 2 years without being pinned or forced to submit. (19-2 only loses coming because of Johnny Rage losing getting pinned in a tag match and Chandler losing the three way.)

Career Outline: Match 1: Serial Thrylla v. Razor Ramon : International Title---NEVER HAPPENED. Backstage heat between Serial Thrylla and Tom Stone prevented this battle from ever taking place. To this day, it has been the best match never to take place in this legend's career.

Rage in a Cage, 1998. Serial Thrylla captained Team Ballz to a near victory over Degeneration-X. This match meant much more than just winning or losing; it jump started the EWA and began a legacy that has followed the EWA for the past two years.

After defeating Cromwell and the legendary Nomad, Serial Thrylla went on to Hellacious Halloween to face The Rock to determine the first ever EWA World champion. After a vicious match, including an attack from The Tongan, Mr. DFA went on to become victorious. What ensued in the coming months was quite possibly the greatest run ANY wrestling champion has ever had. By defeating the likes of Death Row, Mike Extreme, "Big D" Cal Davis, Nomad, and the legendary Chandler, Thrylla had solidified himself as a true wrestling superstar.

During rematches with both Chandler and Mike Extreme, Revolution-X made appearances, wreaking havoc on the world title scene. This caused Serial Thrylla to slowly lose his smile and soon became bitter towards the sport. That bitterness, coupled with fatigue from constantly being on the road made Thrylla decide to hang up his wrestling boots. On January 15th, the World Champion threw down his title and retired from wrestling.. Never having been beaten for it.

March of 1999, Revolution-X v. Team Ballz 2000 at the Revenge of Stone-Hedge pay-per-view. This was the night Chandler and Thrylla made their returns. While Chandler's allegance could be questioned, Thrylla immediately aligned himself with the fan favorites Team Ballz 2000 and helped purge the EWA of the evil Rev-X serpent. Immediately afterwards, Thrylla began a long feud with former R-X members Danger Incorporated. However, this rivarly took a back burner for 6 weeks when the greatest EWA match in history was booked: Hell on Earth at NC-17 "Pure Violence"

Nomad versus Chandler versus Thrylla: The one everyone had been waiting to see. The current champion, Nomad, had often been critisized for taking on weak competition to achieve his championship status. However, NC-17 "Pure Violence" was finally Nomad's stage to prove the to the world that he was the real deal. Hell on Earth was a unique and extremely dangerous match concept. However, nothing of a smaller scale could do this "Clash of the titans" proper justice. This match had it all; chain wrestling, pure violence, and death defying spots. Nomad did not win this match, he survived it. Unfortunately, Chandler and Thrylla were not so lucky. The Swamphoppa spent 2 weeks in a hospital bed while Serial Thrylla suffered a knee injury that still haunts him to this day. Not only did NC-17 "Pure Violence" host the EWA's greatest match, it also was the birth place for what would become the EWA's darkest aquisition to date:

Enter TBL. The Bottom Line definitely arrived on the scene and made and immediate statement. He took out attacked the three wounded participants from the match. This would spark an immediate rivalry between Thrylla and TBL. The three letter legend quickly exposed Thrylla's right knee and forced him into a temporary retirement and role as EWA commissioner. Unforutnately, due to backstage heat, TBL was eventually forced to leave the EWA. This sent the company into a downward spiral and an eventual closure in August of 1999. Thrylla went for the next three months and would eventually leave the failing EWA for what seemed to be greener pastures, the FCA.

However, Thrylla never completely dissapeared from behind the EWA lockerroom. The EWA was sinking faster than the titanic. Wrestlers were upset and President Tom Stone was burned out. One faithful night in August, Serial Thrylla received a phone call from his former employer Tom Stone. "What should I do with this company?", Stone asked his trusted friend. After a near three hour conversation, Thrylla convinced Stone to close shop until October. Re-energized, Stone came out swinging with a brand new Tuesday Night Heat set, announce crew, and philosophy. He even dropped Friday Fever. Stone's new production philosophy launched a new era in his company's history. It would be this new format that would eventually draw his top star back 6 months later.

In the meantime, "The Franchise" Shane Douglas offered Thrylla seven figures to come and wrestle for the FWF. Never a sap for the pocketbook, Thrylla quickly signed on to the offer he couldn't refuse. However, much like the FCA, the legend could never seem to gain any solid footing. His FWF career was short lived and in late December of 1999, Douglas closed shop.

February of 2000, a phone call is made; This time, it' Serial Thrylla calling Tom Stone. "I wanna come home man", were the first words uttered by Stone's first and greatest World Champion. Both men were absolutely extatic about the reunion. Originally, Thrylla signed an 8 week contract. However, realizing how much he loved the home he had left nearly a year prior, Thrylla quickly signed on indefinitely for what is reported to be a seven to near eight figure contract.

Exactly one year after the EWA's greatest match, Thrylla re-debuted on pay-per-view television on NC-17 "Pure Violence" 2000. In an attempt to restore dignity to a title he once had, Thrylla refereed an unbelievable match between The Huster and Cody Covington. However, during that match, former FWF foe Reckless debuted and attacked Thrylla from behind. This began what would be the toughest feud of Thrylla's career.

Reckless and Thrylla tore up the EWA. Reckless burned Thrylla's house down, killed his dawg, attacked him in his own home, and even tried to drown him in the San Jose River! However, in the end, Serial Thrylla would triumph over Reckless and his lackey Pegasus Warrior.

Four weeks later, the unthinkable happened. Serial Thrylla returned from nursing injuries suffered against Reckless. For weeks, Chandler had been issuing the "A M E R I C A N P R I D E" challenge. Finally, someone stepped up to the plate, Mr. DFA. However, what occured afterwards is now the darkest moment in EWA history.

Thrylla embraced Chandler, burned an American flag, and reformed Team Ballz. Fans around the world had been pleading for a Team Ballz reunion. However, never in their wildest dreams did they think it would occur like this. The world was shocked at what had become of their two former heroes. Serial Thrylla had turned his back on the people who supported him throughout his wrestling career. A new era has meant the dawning of a new attitude for wrestling's former hero. Is this attitude adjustment permanent? Or will we all one day revert back to these days of the D.F.A. phenomenon? Only time will tell.

Handlers Name: Dave Carter
Email Address: [email protected]
Other Wrestlers Held: Doctor Kool Aid Man, La Parka (The Coat), The Oi Boyz, Flying Nun, 187, Rob Van Dam

Comments: The EWA owes it's ultimate success to one man: Scott "DMX" McLaughlin. Sure, the poor bastard could never roleplay that great and he had 22 different characters. However, Scott introduced J, Biggie, and I to the EWA. Without him, Serial Thrylla, Nomad, and The Regulators would have never been. Without him, I wouldn't have been around to make a connection with Mike Extreme and TBL, a connection that cemented the EWA into this circle forever. Without him, I would have never been in e-wrestling in the first place. Without Scott, I wouldn't be friends with all of you. Thank you Scott.

I haven't lasted this long in e-wrestling because of victories and triumphants. I lasted this long because of the friendships I've made. Even when we're all old and gray, you will never be forgotten. I want to end this by saying thanks to those people I've met along the way... We'll start at the top.

Clayton Chandler - My first and best e-fed homey. Our friendship has gone WAY beyond the bounds of e-feds. Donny Jeffcoat 4 life. You'll always be mah ace Swamphoppa.

Tom Stone - My, have we come a long way. Remember that 4 hour arguement we had almost 2 years ago? I do. That was the BIRTH of Canadian Rage. Now, I consider you one of my closest online friends. I know that underneath that thick Canuck skin, you're a TRUE American Badass. Thank you for keeping the EWA open for so long. Your hardwork will never be forgotten. Without you, none of us would have been brought together.

Tim Repass - My, have you come a long way. I remember the night I flipped out on you for stealing Serial Thrylla in the HWA. Mentoring you in the early days was the best decision I've ever made. Thank you Tim for being one helluva a guy, you'll also always be mah ace.

Justin Mazzoni - Same goes for you man. I'm god damn proud of what Thorn and The Brink have accomplished in the e-fed world. Hell, I spent an entire summer talking to both of you online late at night. I looked foward to that and actually stayed up until you guys came on. Thanks Mazz, I'll never forget Milltown.

Vince Di Nardo - A MOTHER FUCKING ORIGINAL, if I ever did see one. Remember Scott Hall v. Serial Thrylla for the International title at RiaC 1? Of course you don't, you fucking screwed me out of the god damn match! What a fuckhead *L*. Team Ballz v. D-X started the whole fucking ball rolling man, the rest has been history; what a beautiful history it has been.

Jeff Anderson - I'm still sorry I booked The Regulators to rape your manager! *L* Phreek, no one will ever forget the fire and passion you brought to the game. Your name will synonymous with the EWA forever. Thank you for always being someone to go to battle against.

Eric Fleek - I once worked an angle with you for two weeks, then attacked you for no reason, pretty much causing you to retire TnT for a long time. Unfortunately, that has been the only time I've ever worked with you. TnT is a special character because he is as old as Serial Thrylla, we broke into together man. You're name is also synonymous with the EWA, your mystique will remain legendary.

Nick Diamante - I used to hate you. I think I danced a jig after I helped Team Ballz 2000 beat R-X. However, that's all changed now. I have the ULTIMATE respect for you both professionally (because you kick ass) and personally (because I think you're a good f'n guy.). You ALWAYS make things interesting and I thank you for that.

Tony - I still remember the days of the Ultimate Warrior "God of Sex and wrestling" *L*. Thank you for being a great friend. You're another one who's come a long way and another guy I mentored back in the day. You have arrived man.

Divine - If I were gay, I'd sleep with you in a second. Keep Tony in line out in P-Town.

Russell McKelvey - Mikey F'n Extreme. How little the world really knows. You were the original connection between the EWA and the rest of this e-circle. Not too mention you were one of my first friends in this "business". Thank you and I hope that some day you find your way back in an EWA ring.

Zed - One of my personal favorite e-characters of all time. The final person on this list I mentored in wrestling. We've always been really tight friends.. Well, until our online brawl a year ago *L*... none the less, we patched it up. Best of luck in all future endeavors.

I could thank at least twenty-five people for their contributions to my e-fed experience. However, I'll save that for when I finally retire. For now, I'm thanking the preceding people for the impact they made on my EWA career and the impact they've made on this organization.





Now to go out the only way I know how...

Keep it Easy,
I'm out like a fat girl in dodgeball.