[We are immediately taken to a shot of Nick Diamante who is inside his locker room, alone� with all but one dim light on. In the background, "Man That You Fear" by Marylin Manson can be heard playing faintly. Nick is standing in front of a mirror lifting a 50 lbs. weight in each arm, sweating profusely and speaking aloud to himself�]

Nick Diamante - DIE�����. DIE������ DIE������.. steal my spotlight? DIE������ DIE������. put me in your shadow? DIE�����.. DIE������� DIE�����. CALL ME A SELLOUT??? DIE��� DIE��� no more games��.. one more game��.. no more games���. ONE MORE GAME���. no respect���. DIE����.. DIE���.. worthless Cajun���.. ruin my life? My career? No���� you can't���.. you won't��� it won't end��.. not like this�� not to you�� you're not worth it���.. I LOVE YOU���. I LOVE THIS���. It's not worth it��� but it has to be done���. I know how���.. it's easy����. All or nothing�.. all or nothing��.. ALL OR NOTHING!!!! ALLLLLL OR NOTHIIIIIIING!!! �. Cause it's worth it�. Cause I need it�. Cause it has to be done����. Or it won't be the same���.. UNTIL HE DIES!!!!!!!!! DIE!!!!! DIE!!!!!!!! YOU STUPID CAJUN F*CK!!!!!! WHY????��� don't worry�� it must be done�� only one way to survive����������

[The door opens and an EWA backstage worker peaks his head in and begins to speak, with fear etched into his face�]

EWA Employee - Mr. Diamante� we're going on the air now� umm, are you ready�.

Nick Diamante - ���..just one way to survive�� all or nothing��.. all�.. or�� nothing��.

EWA Employee - �You're on in 5�.. sir�.

[Diamante drops the weights on the floor and immediately makes his way to the door�]

[The screen fades slowly into black, and then explodes back onto the screen with the letters that read "EWA� PPV!� Pay-Per-View Television� REVOLUTIONIZED!" We are now taken to a video compilation of many of the events that have taken place over the last few weeks in the, once again, Extreme Wrestling Assocation! The camera then takes us to an overhead shot inside the The Hirsch Memorial Colossuem in Shreveport, Louisiana where pyro is shooting off all over the place! The sold-out crowd in Shreveport has turned with energy, excitement, and many� MANY signs, some of which read� "Welcome home Chandler!"� "KIMBERLY IS A HORSE"� "Tom Stone = Fallen Angel's father!"� "What happened to Hell On Earth?"� "IM ON TV!!!"� "Hustler will be Heavyweight champion!"� and many more. We're then taken to a shot of the EWA on-air crew at ringside, as we join them for the remainder of the telecast.]

The Informer - OUTSIDE THE ARENA, THE SUN IS SHINNING.... THE ROSES ARE BLOOMING, BUT INSIDE THE HIRSCH MEMORIAL COLOSSEUM RIGHT HERE IN SHREVEPORT, LOUISIANA, THE ANIMALS HAVE COME OUT TO PLAY!!! AND BY THE END OF THE NIGHT, ONE OF THOSE ANIMALS WILL SAY "I RESPECT YOU!" TO THE OTHER! Welcome fans to a SOLD OUT arena here in the hometown of Chandler, where tonight there warrios will show NO FEAR!

Vic Canon - THAT'S ABSOLUTELY RIGHT, INFORMER! What a card the EWA has for all it's fans tonight! In the main event, we're going to see the end of a long and bitter feud which has spanned over the last 10 months! CHANDLER! DIAMANTE! "I RESPECT YOU!" RULES!

Eddie Sensation - And by the looks of things, our main event may turn into a fatality!

The Informer - But we've got so much more! 4 men will compete to find out just who will be the undesputed king of the mountain here in the EWA! Jericho! Covington! Hustler! Fallen Angel! 1 man will emerge champion!

Vic Canon - That should be a thrylla.... pardon the pun! And speaking of Thrylla... he and Reckless will square off in a Skywalker Death Match!

Eddie Sensation - YEAH BABY! A PIECE OF WOOD IN THE AIR WITH 2 MEN DANCIN' ON IT! I LOVE IT!

The Informer - In addition, a war will be fought over the EWA International Championship in the first ever "Ascent To Armageddon" match! Hell in a Cell with a ladder in the mix! Should be amazing!

Vic Canon - What about the first ever Tar Heel Manic match! The Brink and Thorn will battle inside of 3 rings tonight with enough weapons to supply a small country's army!

Eddie Sensation - DAMN RIGHT, VICKY BABY! Stone and Zed! Babcock and Leathal! Tag Team Championship action! That and so much more!

The Informer - So without further adieu, let's get this one started backstage! Let's head over to Rachel Stevens with Iceberg Slim!

The Informer - Hey, what the hell is this? Nick Diamante??

Vic Canon - God! What a way to start the night!

Eddie Sensation - Oh, damn! IT'S JUST GONNA BE ONE OF THOSE NIGHTS GUYS! I CAN FEEL IT!!

[Just then, Nick Diamante walks out from behind the curtain. He is covered in sweat, and appears to be under a great deal of mental stress, openly screaming into the audience. He is wearing a "Chandler FEARS Diamante" t-shirt and a pair of blue jeans�]

The Informer - Holy crap� what the heck is wrong with Diamante? He looks messed up!

Vic Canon - It's finally here! The time to play� and he looks psyched! A few minutes ago, WOW� did he looked obsessed or what??

Eddie Sensation - FOCUSED! NOT OBSESSED! Focused, Vic! I have a feeling that we're going to see a very different Nick Diamante tonight! SOMEONE IS GONNA SAY "I RESPECT YOU!" TONIGHT BOYS!

The Informer - He's up in the ring and he's demanding a mic! What's going on??

Vic Canon - He obviously has something to say! Will Diamante be the one to say "I RESPECT YOU!" tonight on that very microphone?

Eddie Sensation - DAMN! YOU GUYS HAVE GOOSE BUMPS ON THE BACKS OF YOUR NECKS LIKE I DO??

The Informer - You better believe it, Eddie! I have a feeling tonight is going to be something special!

Vic Canon - So do I! That feeling is just in the air here in Chandler's hometown of Shreveport!

Nick Diamante - SHUT UP YOU WORTHLESS F*CKERS!!!!!!!!

Eddie Sensation - HAHA! You KNOW Diamante doesn't like to be here in front of Chandler's family and friends!

The Informer - Yeah! We're told that out about ringside there's a bunch of Chandler's family and friends in attendance! We'll try to get a shot of them if possible!

Nick Diamante - IT'S BAD ENOUGH THAT I HAVE TO BE IN THIS CITY HERE TONIGHT! SO DO ME A FAVOR AND SHUT THE HELL UP WHILE I SPEAK!!

Vic Canon - OH YEAH, HAPPENING! These fans HATE Diamante!

Eddie Sensation - Only cause they love Chandler so much!

Nick Diamante - YEAH� WHATEVER� Just listen up, cause I've got something important I want to get off my chest!

The Informer - Listen to these fans! MAN! THEY'RE SURE LETTING DIAMANTE KNOW WHAT THEY THINK OF HIM!

Vic Canon - That's the beauty of the EWA!

Nick Diamante - I've been doing a lot of thinking lately. A lot of soul-searching����.. SHUT UP I SAID!!!!!!!

Eddie Sensation - THESE FANS BETTER SHUT UP! Seriously! I've never seen Diamante in this frame of mind!

The Informer - Nor have I! And that's scary!

Nick Diamante - Shreveport, Louisiana� huh. THE HOME OF CLAYTON CHANDLER, THE BOY-WONDER OF THE EXTREME WRESTLING ASSOCIATION!!!

Vic Canon - That fans love those words!

Nick Diamante - ��..UNTIL, TONIGHT! You see� I HEAR WE HAVE A COUPLE OF NOTABLES HERE IN TONIGHT'S AUDIENCE�.. SOME FRIENDS AND FAMILY OF CHANDLER'S, EH??

Eddie Sensation - Just how many of Chandler's friends and family are here anyways?

[The camera takes us to a shot of a few people in the front row. A couple� some children� a beautiful young lady� and a bunch of other people�]

The Informer - We're told that's them right there, fans! Chandler's parents, his girlfriend, and some other friends and family!

Vic Canon - You've got to believe that they're going to help Chandler a lot tonight when it comes to lending some motivation!

Eddie Sensation - HA! If Chandler loses tonight� in front of his MOMMY, the old man, AND HIS CHICK! HA! Can you say THE END of Clayton Chandler's wrestling career???

[Diamante turns to face the relatives and friends of Chandler�]

Nick Diamante - How nice it is of you lovely people to join us here tonight! BUT LET ME GET THIS STRAIGHT�.. RUMOR HAS IT THAT YOU PEOPLE DON'T LIKE ME TOO MUCH! COME ON! IS THAT TRUE??

The Informer - Well, duh!! Chandler's parent� his girlfriend� OF COURSE THEY HATE DIAMANTE!

Nick Diamante - Then I want you to pay some very close attention to what I've got to say� because� hell� you might like it.

[Diamante points out to Chandler's girlfriend�]

Nick Diamante - If that SLUT over there is Chandler's BITCH� AND CHANDLER'S MY BITCH� then honey���.. I GUESS THAT MAKES YOU MY BITCH TOO!!

Vic Canon - MY GOD!!!! HOW CAN HE SAY SOMETHING SO� SO� SO WRONG!!!!

Eddie Sensation - HAHAHAHAHA!!!! YOU KNOW THAT'S GONNA PISS CHANDLER OFF BAD! Ha! But look at her�� she is a pretty FINE piece of A��

The Informer - HEY NOW!

Nick Diamante - Don't worry, baby� I won't rough him up too bad for ya! [Turns to the rest of the audience] BECAUSE YA SEE� I'VE BEEN DOING SOME BIG-TIME SOUL-SEARCHING AS OF LATE! And I came to one conclusion���.

Vic Canon - Uh oh��

Eddie Sensation - One conclusion? Huh?

Nick Diamante - [Smiles] It's true��.. THE EXTREME WRESTLING ASSOCIATION JUST ISN'T BIG ENOUGH FOR BOTH CHANDLER AND I! And tonight��. Yeah tonight��. [Laughs]

The Informer - JUST WHAT DOES THIS LUNATIC HAVE GOING THROUGH HIS HEAD??

Vic Canon - I'm frightened to even imagine!

Eddie Sensation - Guys, shut up!

Nick Diamante - It's been a long and winding road� and it took a year� but I finally got Chandler one on one�. right here in the ring! One chance� that's all it's going to take� So� with much trepidation� I'd like to announce the following�..

The Informer - What the hell is he talking about??

Vic Canon - Shhh�. Quiet!

Nick Diamante - TONIGHT� May 21st�. Two-Thousand�. IN THE ARMPIT OF THE WORLD, SHREVEPORT, LOUISIANA!

Eddie Sensation - HAHAHAHA!!!!! THE ARMPIT!!!!

Nick Diamante - THAT'S RIGHT! TONIGHT, IN FRONT OF ALL YOU WORTHLESS PIECES OF CRAP� SINCE EVERYTHING IS AS PERFECT AS I COULD ASK FOR���.. IF I DON'T MAKE CLAYTON CHANDLER SAY "I RESPECT YOU NICK DIAMANTE"�� Then I guess I just won't have any damn reason to be a pro wrestler, will I?

The Informer - WHAT?????

Vic Canon - IS HE SAYING WHAT I THINK HE'S SAYING?????

Eddie Sensation - NO�� DON'T SAY IT'S TRUE�..

Nick Diamante - TONIGHT, IF I DON'T BEAT CLAYTON CHANDLER INTO A PULP AND FORCE HIM TO SAY "I RESPECT YOU NICK DIAMANTE"��. I WILL QUIT THE EXTREME WRESTLING ASSOCIATION!! JUST LIKE THAT!

The Informer - MY GOD!!!!!! MY GOD!!!!!!!! IS HE SERIOUS???????

Vic Canon - NICK DIAMANTE QUIT THE EWA?????? IF HE DOESN'T BEAT CHANDLER?????

Eddie Sensation - THAT'S INSANE!!!!! NICK, NO!!!! YOU CAN'T DO THAT!!!!!

The Informer - LISTEN TO THESE FANS!!!!!! THEY'RE GOING BALLISTIC!!!!!

Vic Canon - THINK OF THE PRESSURE THAT NICK DIAMANTE HAS JUST PUT ON HIMSELF! HE'S WALKED INTO ENEMY TERRITORY FORCING VICTORY UPON HIMSELF!!!!

Eddie Sensation - MAN, I DON'T HAVE A GOOD FEELING ABOUT THIS!!!!

Nick Diamante - YEAH� YEAH, I BET YOU ALL LOVE THAT, DON'T YA! WELL YOU BETTER CALM DOWN AND REALIZE JUST WHAT I'VE DONE HERE!!

The Informer - Huh?

Nick Diamante - Chandler� I've handed you the opportunity of your lifetime� the chance to rid the pro wrestling world of "THE MOST HATED WRESTLER ALIVE"� ALL IN ONE NIGHT! IN FRONT OF ALL YOUR FRIENDS AND FAMILY! WITH EVERY POSSIBLE FAN CHEERING FOR YOU! The odds, my friend� ARE ALL STACKED AGAINST ME!

Vic Canon - I think I'm beginning to see his point here guys�

Eddie Sensation - You too, huh? I THINK IT'S BRILLIANT!

Nick Diamante - Cajun� I've handed you every possible advantage, both physically and mentally! Because if you screw up here tonight�. YOU'LL HAVE NO EXCUSES! YOU TOO WILL HAVE TO LEAVE THE EWA WITH YOUR TAIL TUCKED BETWEEN YOU LEGS! Not because of any contract stipulation� BUT JUST BECAUSE OF THE SHAME! Think of the shame? In front of your father� your mother� your lovely girlfriend� IF YOU CAN'T BEAT NICK DIAMANTE TONIGHT, CHANDLER� I never want to see you in my face, AGAIN! BECAUSE YOU'RE JUST NOT WORTH IT ANYMORE!!!!

The Informer - CAN YOU BELIEVE THIS FANS??? NICK DIAMANTE HAS PROMISED TO LEAVE THE EXTREME WRESTLING ASSOCIATION IS HE DOESN'T MAKE CHANDLER SAY "I RESPECT YOU!" TONIGHT!!!

Vic Canon - THAT MUST BE NICK DIAMANTE'S STRATEGY HERE!! BLOCK YOURSELF INTO A CORNER AND FORCE YOURSELF TO BREAK OUT!!!

Eddie Sensation - YEAH, AND YOU GUYS KNOW THAT WHEN IT COMES TO BEING A MASTER PSYCHOLOGIST� DIAMANTE TAKES THE DAMN CAKE!!! IN ALL THE HISTORY OF WRESTLING, WHO IN THE HELL CAN SAY THEY'VE BEEN SUCH A LEGITIMATE SH*T-DISTURBER THE WAY NICK HAS!

The Informer - Hell, I'll admit that! No one! Any guy who would come out in a KKK robe� set a steel cage on fire with another man inside� attempt to stab another human� and nail him with a stun-gun� DIAMANTE IS THE BIGGEST DICK IN THIS GAME!

Vic Canon - I agree! And Chandler has the chance to rid the EWA of this terrible cancer!

Nick Diamante - Now� now that I've put myself in such a negative position� allow me to apologize�

Eddie Sensation - Apologize??

[Diamante glares over at Chandler's friends and family in the front row�]

The Informer - For what??

Vic Canon - I don't get it!

Nick Diamante - I'd like to apologize here tonight���. Apologize��.. FOR WHAT I'M GOING TO BE FORCED TO DO! Enjoy the show people� cause hell� I know I will� [Laughs]

[Nick drops the mic and begins to head back out of the ring and up the ramp�]

Eddie Sensation - DAMN� GUYS� SOMETHING TELLS ME THAT DIAMANTE'S EVIL TRICKS AREN'T OVER! NOT YET! NOT BY A LONG SHOT!

The Informer - See, this scares me! The one man in this sport who'll openly tell you when he's going to do something bad is Nick Diamante! He's warned us� AND NOW WHAT THE HELL ARE WE SUPPOSED TO DO?? JUST SIT AND WAIT??

Vic Canon - WHAT ELSE CAN WE DO?? Hell, let's just pray nothing bad happens�

Eddie Sensation - I'll tell you what, guys� Diamante is pissed! He's focused! Like you said, he forced himself into a hole to give himself the motivation to dig his way out! I LIKE THAT WAY OF THINKING! And what I like more is the fact that Diamante has given Chandler NO EXCUSES! Every advantage in the book is in Chandler's pocket! And if he screws up tonight! Like I said� NO EXCUSED! He'll have to run in shame! With his tail tucked between his legs!

The Informer - It's almost like a loser-leaves type of a situation� because, yes Eddie� just how would Chandler be able to show his face again if he lost in front of his friends and family? If he messed up the one shot to rid the EWA of it's most hideous wrestler ever! I dunno fans, this one could go either way tonight! The first ever "I RESPECT YOU!" match� if you've never bought an EWA pay per view before� damn, you chose the right one! But with that said, we've got a lot to deal with right here tonight! So let's get this party started!

Iceberg Slim - ACCIDENT?!?! HAHAHAHA!

Rachel Stevens - Huh? Did I say something funny?

Iceberg Slim - You just reminded how funny it was when Michaels ducked out the way and I hit that big dummy, Arthryn, with my "Ghettoblaster." HA!HA! Seriously though�let me ask you an even better question. Is it an accident if an innocent bystander gets shot during a driveby? Is it an accident if you drivin' around wit' your homeboy and the cops pull your @$$ over, then finds a gun in the glove compartment? Then both of you go to jail.

Rachel Stevens - Well, ye�

Iceberg Slim - Shut up! I ain't finished. That ain't an accident, you silly broad! That's what's called being at the wrong place at the wrong time! But hardheaded mothaf**ers like Arthryn never seem to get it! Let me ask you another question. How hard is it for a man almost 7 feet tall, over 300lbs. to hold a prissy, lil' actor still, huh?! What a weak big man! You as soft as Charmin tissue paper, Arthyn! And in about, 2 minutes�.2 MINUTES!! I about to use you to wipe�my�@$$! DO YOU KNOW WHAT I'M SAYIN'!?!?

Rachel Stevens - Who do you think is going to win tonight in the "I RESPECT YOU!" match. Diamante or Chandler?

Iceberg Slim - WHAT?!?! What the hell ya just asked me?!

Rachel Stevens - I said, "Who do you think�

Iceberg Slim - "The baddest man in Brooklyn" is about to get his first WIN here in EWA in his first match tonight and you askin' me about those 2 fools?! I'll tell you who the winner of that match is�none of 'em! 'Cause they're both losers, na'mean!? I'm out!

Rachel Stevens - Over to you guys at ringside!

["Hangman Jury" by Aerosmith blasts through the speakers, as Arthryn steps out from behind the curtain and heads towards the ring.]

Chris Myers - And his opponent... accompanied to the ring by The Posse, standing 6'5" and weighing in at 250 pounds, from Brooklyn, New York, Iceberg Slim!

["Glaciers of Ice" by Raekwon blasts through the speakers, as The Posse and Iceberg Slim step out from behind the curtain and head towards the ring.]

The Informer - Here's how this one came to be... Last week, we saw Iceberg Slim side kick Arthryn right in the chest, when Don Michaels ducked away! Arthryn didn't like that at all, and had this match scheduled! There's legitimate heat between these two, it's going to be interesting to see who's the better man!

Vic Canon - OH! Iceberg Slim starts it off with a boot right to the stomach of Arthryn, and a knee right in the face! Iceberg picks him up, and whips him to the ropes! Arthryn bounces back... OH!! A clothesline by Iceberg Slim sends Arthryn to the outside!

Eddie Sensation - HA!! LOOK!! THE POSSE ARE BEATING THE SHIT OUT OF HIM!!!

The Informer - Oh come on!! The Posse are on the outside, and they're laying the boots to Arthryn! Iceberg has the ref's attention... He doesn't see it happening!

Vic Canon - And now the Posse throw Arthryn back into the ring! Iceberg Slim picks him up..... BELLY-TO-BELLY SUPLEX! He goes for the cover... 1..... 2..... No! Arthryn with a kickout!

Eddie Sensation - You guys think Don Michaels is gonna come out here for some revenge?

The Informer - Well, he could... He was seen earlier entering the building!

Vic Canon - But that wouldn't be too wise on his part! He's got 5 guys out here who don't like him, to say the least...

Eddie Sensation - So?! You saying that Michaels can't take them all?!?! DAMMIT, THAT'S WHY THEY CALL HIM THE $UPERSTAR!!

The Informer - Right.... Iceberg Slim throws Arthryn to the ropes, and CONNECTS with a Drop Kick! Arthryn rolls out to the floor!

Vic Canon - That's not a wise thing to do for Arthryn! The Posse could come over here any second!

Eddie Sensation - They COULD, but they aren't! Iceberg Slim is coming out after Arthryn!

The Informer - Wait a minute... Iceberg Slim is reaching for the extra headset!

Iceberg Slim - Wassup, fellas. Sorry about leaving this trash around the table.

Vic Canon - Well, you better get back to the match before he blindsides you!

Eddie Sensation - YEAH!! AND YOU BETTER HOPE THAT DON MICHAELS DOESN'T COME OUT HERE!

Iceberg Slim - MICHAELS?!?!

The Informer - Yeah.. He was seen entering the building earlier!

Iceberg Slim - Get the f**k outta here! Michaels is gone! GONE!! After the beatdown he got last Tuesday, he ain't got the heart to EVER...ever, ever, ever, never, never come 'round here no more! You know what I'm sayin'?

Vic Canon - How could he be gone if he was SEEN entering the building?!

Eddie Sensation - Uhh, Iceberg... Arthryn is up!

Iceberg Slim - Hold on, I'll be back...

The Informer - OH!! Arthryn nails Iceberg from behind! Arthryn turns around, and throws Iceberg into the ring!

Vic Canon - LOOK OUT!! HERE COME THE POSSE!!! OH!!!!

Eddie Sensation - HA!! THEY JUST NAILED ARTHRYN IN THE BACK WITH A BASEBALL BAT!!

The Informer - But the ref didn't see it!! Now they're throwing Arthryn back into the ring!

Vic Canon - Wait a minute... Who the hell?? LOOK OUT!!!

Eddie Sensation - AAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!

The Informer - FOUR LARGE MEN HAVE JUST JUMPED THE POSSE!! I HAVE NO IDEA WHO THEY ARE!!

Vic Canon - THEY'RE DOING A NUMBER ON THE POSSE, THAT'S FOR SURE!!!

Eddie Sensation - What the.... Huh?! WHAT AN IDIOT! WHAT IS THIS REF DOING?!

The Informer - The referee is on the outside... He's trying to break up this brawl, even though it has nothing to do with the match!

Vic Canon - WAIT A MINUTE... THERE'S DON MICHAELS!!! HE'S GOT A CAMERA IN HIS HAND, AND HE'S GETTING INTO THE RING!!!

Eddie Sensation - ......OOOOH!!!!!

The Informer - MY GOD, HE JUST BROKE THE CAMERA OVER ICEBERG SLIM'S HEAD!!! And now Arthryn is getting up!! Michaels see's him..... OOOH!!!! $UPERKICK BY DON MICHAELS!!!!

Vic Canon - WAIT A MINUTE, THE REF IS BACK IN THE RING, AND HE'S CALLING FOR THE BELL! ALL HE SEE'S IS DON MICHAELS IN THE RING, BUT BOTH ARTHRYN AND ICEBERG SLIM ARE DOWN!!!

Eddie Sensation - SHHHH!!! LISTEN!!!

Chris Myers - Ladies and Gentlemen, I have been informed that this match has been ruled a No Contest!

The Informer - Wait a minute.... I know who those guys are!! They're THE PAPARAZZI!! Michaels has hinted about them before!!

Vic Canon - Well, these "Paparazzi" are all well dressed! And for some reason, they all have camera's around their necks!

Eddie Sensation - These guys have left The Posse out cold on the floor! And now they're getting into the ring!

The Informer - Don Michaels has one foot on top of Arthryn's chest, and The Paparazzi are taking pictures!! THIS IS DESPICABLE!!!

Vic Canon - ...OH! And now they throw Arthryn out of the ring!

Eddie Sensation - Wait a minute... Michaels has a mic!

Don Michaels - What in the hell were you thinking Iceberg? I know we haven't spoken in years, but we were supposed to be boyz! Hell, we used to be like brothers. Remember all those times we used to hang out and tell people that we were cousins? Like Nino and G-money, we were tight and our game was even tighter.

The Informer - Oh good god! Jeanine Trujillo has just handed Don Michaels his SOLID GOLD chair!

Don Michaels - Sure, I haven't called you in about five years, sure I never came back to the old neighborhood, but if you ever needed anything.... ANYTHING, you could've just asked me; and I thought that the same was true for you as well. But last week's event showed me that you turned into just another player hater.

Vic Canon - Uh oh!! Michaels is measuring him....

Don Michaels - Out of respect for the fact that we were once friends, I'm not going to embarrass you like I'd do to everyone else who's tried a stunt like you did last week. No smacks, no insults, I'm just going to give you a warning.

Eddie Sensation - .........OOOOOHHH!!!!!

The Informer - HE NAILED HIM!!!!!

Don Michaels - Next time you want to interfere in one of my matches, remember the consequences.

Vic Canon - MY GOD, THAT GOLD CHAIR IS STILL WRAPPED AROUND ICEBERG'S HEAD!!! WHAT IMPACT!!!!

Don Michaels - Keep the chair Slim, maybe you can get some more gold teeth.

Eddie Sensation - HAHAHAHAHA!!!

The Informer - ICEBERG ISN'T GOING TO BE IN A GOOD MOOD ON TUESDAY!!

Vic Canon - While Iceberg gets help, we're going to send it backstage... Rob?

The Wildman - It's not about what the fans want anymore, just like I said when I was about to put that baby-face pansy out of his misery. It's sad that it's taken me this long to realize that it's all a waste of time. It was a waste of blood, sweat, and tears to try to win them all over by simply taking bump, after hardcore bump, after hardcore bump, just to satisfy them. Everytime I'd pull it off without ending up in a wheelchair, they'd just beg me for more. I may have a big heart, but I'm surprised that it hasn't stopped working after all the bones I've had break. NOW IT'S ALL OVER!! NO MORE BEGGING FOR MORE VIOLENCE, MORE BLOOD, OR MORE BROKEN BONES!! IT'S NOT FOR THEM ANYMORE, IT'S FOR ME!! IT'S ALL FOR ME!! THE HUSTLER IS GONNA REALIZE THAT THE WILDMAN OF OLD IS BACK, AND I'M GONNA GIVE HIM A NEW MEANING OF THE WORD EXTREME!!

Rob DiMarco - ...Who do you think is going to win tonight in the "I RESPECT YOU!" match. Diamante or Chandler?

The Wildman - I can't tell the future, DiMarco, but I can tell you who I hope to win. I hope that Diamante beats the living acne outta that piece of shit teenager. Diamante has shown me the light, and by god, he'll do the very same for Chandler, I hope. And maybe after that happens, maybe Chandler will wise up and get the hell out for good. This is a sport for the big boys. It's time Chandler realizes that.

Rob DiMarco - Over to you Rachel!

The Hustler - NO, AND I DON'T CARE. Believe me, I'm going to make WIldman pay tonight, one way or another. Whether it be in this match, or later in the night, I'm going to make WIldman suffer. My neck is still sore from that insane little prank of his, and now, he's going to know that I DON'T LIKE GAMES. If he's got a problem with the fans, take it up with them AND NOT ME. I don't give a fuck what he wants, and I will not be some kind of instrument in his little problem with the EWA fans. If he wants to fuck with Extremity At Its Best, well now he's got me. AND I'M NOT IN THE MOOD TO BE FUCKED WITH. Wildman, I don't have time for your shit, so I'm going to put you out real quick, just to show you what kind of underachieving waste-of-roster space that you really are. Wildman, you're dead.

Rachel Stevens - ...Who do you think is going to win tonight in the "I RESPECT YOU!" match. Diamante or Chandler?

The Hustler - Taking a step back and looking at this match, I must say it's a tough call. But, I must go with my gut feeling and say that Chandler will get the win tonight. Just my thought.

Rachel Stevens - Back to you guys at ringside!

Vic Canon - Last week, The Wildman HUNG THE HUSTLER from a Barbed Wire Noose! The Hustler got his fingers in the way of the barbed wire, and saved his life! That barbed wire would have sliced up his neck!

Eddie Sensation - Did you see all the blood, just from his hands?! IMAGINE WHAT WOULD HAVE HAPPENED TO HIS NECK!!

The Informer - Exactly, Eddie... And despite the fact that The Hustler has a Heavyweight Title Match here tonight, he's going to fight TWICE just to get his hands on The Wildman!

Vic Canon - The Hustler has said that he can't wait until Heat, he has to have The Wildman TONIGHT!! And thats where this match came from!

Eddie Sensation - I'm scared... who knows what The Wildman is going to bring out here... THAT LUNATIC!

Chris Myers - This next match is scheduled for one fall, and is an Extreme Rules Match! Introducing first... standing 6'4" and weighing in at 242 pounds, from Philadelphia, Pennsylvania, The Hustler!

["Walk" by Pantera blasts through the speakers, as The Hustler steps out from behind the curtain and heads towards the ring.]

The Informer - And there's The Hustler! He's still got his fingers wrapped up... That's going to be an obvious target for The Wildman!

Vic Canon - And just incase you fans didn't know... The EWA supplies these wrestlers with objects at ringside! There's a whole pile of shovels, baseball bats, pots, pans, cookie trays, brooms, stop signs, tables, and much more!

Eddie Sensation - Wow! I can't beleive Stone is doing that!

Chris Myers - And his opponent... standing 6'4" and weighing in at 304 pounds, from Indianapolis, Indiana, The Wildman!

["Calm Like A Bomb" by Rage Against The Machine blasts through the speakers, as The Wildman steps out from behind the curtain and heads towards the ring.]

The Informer - And there's the Wildman! What's that in his hand??

Vic Canon - OH NO! HE'S BRINGING THE BARBED WIRE NOOSE OUT HERE!!

Eddie Sensation - YES!! MORE BLOOD!!! HANG HIM!!

The Informer - I dont know what you're going crazy about.... How's he going to hang him?? He's got the noose in his hand! What's he going to do? Wrap it around his neck and lift it up himself?!

Vic Canon - HA! Good point Informer... Now I'm calm....

Eddie Sensation - What's that smell?? Vic, don't tell me you shit your pants again!

The Informer - In the ring, The Hustler is setting up 2 tables! The Wildman is circling around the ring, waiting for The Hustler to turn his back! But The Hustler isn't dumb... He knows not to leave The Wildman unattended!

Vic Canon - And The Wildman slides in the ring! The Hustler charges at him!! OH!! HOT DAMN, THE WILDMAN JUST SWUNG THE BARBED WIRE NOOSE AT THE HUSTLER LIKE A WHIP, AND IT JUST MISSED THE HUSTLER!

Eddie Sensation - Great thinking by The Wildman!! Not only is this man crazy, but he's a genius too!

The Informer - And The Hustler backs off! One swing of that barbed wire noose, and The Hustler will be sliced into millions of peices!

Vic Canon - The Hustler just picked up a chair!! And he's using it as a shield! Wildman swings.. WHAM! LOOK AT THE GASH IT TOOK OUT OF THE CHAIR!! THIS MAN IS PSYCHO!!!

Eddie Sensation - WHAM!!! OH!!! THE HUSTLER JUST NAILED HIM WITH THE CHAIR, AND THE WILDMAN IS DOWN!!

The Informer - The Hustler has the noose in his hand, and he's hiding it under the ring! He doesn't want to see that thing EVER again!

Vic Canon - Hustler picks up The Wildman, and throws him to the ropes! Oh! Shoulder block by The Hustler sends The Wildman to the mat!

Eddie Sensation - Uh oh! Now The Hustler is setting him up for a powerbomb!

The Informer - The Hustler has him set up! He signals to the crowd.... NO!! BACK BODY DROP BY THE WILDMAN!

Vic Canon - But The Hustler flipped over, and landed on his feet!! Both men turn around, and face each other! Hustler kicks him in the gut....... POWERBOMB!!!! HE NAILED IT!

Eddie Sensation - DAMN! That knocked the wind out of The Wildman!

The Informer - The Hustler is pumped! He picks up the Wildman, and sits him on the top rope! Uh oh.... What's he trying to do??

Vic Canon - It looks like he's going to DDT The Wildman off the top rope, through the table!

Eddie Sensation - DAMN!!! THATS GONNA HURT!!!

The Informer - The Hustler sets up the table, and starts to climb to the top! He grabs the Wildman... WHAM!!! NO!! THE WILDMAN HELD ON, AND THE HUSTLER WENT BACK FIRST THROUGH THE TABLE!

Vic Canon - The Wildman stands up on the top rope...... OH!! ELBOW DROP!! HE NAILED HIM!!

Eddie Sensation - These guys don't care about who wins! They just want to beat the hell out of each other!

The Informer - Exactly! There hasn't been one pinfall attempt yet in this match, and we've seen at least three big moves which could have ended it!

Vic Canon - Oh great... The Wildman is setting up another table! There's already one set up on the outside, and The Wildman has another one in the ring!

Eddie Sensation - The Hustler is getting up!! Here comes the Wildman!

The Informer - The Wildman grabs the Hustler, and throws him on top of the table! And now The Wildman is climbing on top of the table!! That's a lot of weight on one table! They better be careful!

Vic Canon - OH NO!! THE WILDMAN IS GOING TO PILEDRIVE THE HUSTLER THROUGH THE TABLE!!! DON'T DO THAT!! YOU'RE GOING TO KILL HIM!!!

Eddie Sensation - LOOK OUT!!! AHHHHH!!!!!!!!

The Informer - MY GOD!!! THE HUSTLER JUST BACK BODY DROPPED THE WILDMAN ONTO THE OUTSIDE, AND THE WILDMAN WENT CRASHING THROUGH THAT TABLE ON THE OUTSIDE!! HIS SPINE MUST BE IN 3 PEICES!

Vic Canon - And now The Hustler is making his way to the outside! He's looking under the ring for something! ...OH NO.... NO!!! THE HUSTLER HAS THE BARBED WIRE NOOSE!! AND HE'S WALKING TOWARDS THE WILDMAN!!!

Eddie Sensation - AHHHHHHHH!!!!

The Informer - THE HUSTLER IS LOOKING FOR SOME REVENGE!! HE'S GOING TO DO THE EXACT SAME THING THAT THE WILDMAN DID TO HIM!!

Vic Canon - THE HUSTLER HAS THE NOOSE WRAPPED AROUND HIS NECK!! AND NOW HE'S MAKING HIS WAY INTO THE RING!!

Eddie Sensation - How's he gonna hang him?!

The Informer - The Hustler has the noose going OVER the top rope! By pulling on it, he'll hang the Wildman on the outside!

Vic Canon - I'm in fear for the Wildman's life!! He's out cold, and he's got that barbed wire noose around his neck! That thing is going to dice his neck into millions of peices!

Eddie Sensation - Get a body bag out here! The Wildman is done!

The Informer - And here goes The Hustler!! He's beginning to pull on the rope! The Wildman is getting to his feet! He doesn't realize what's going on!

Vic Canon - WAIT A MINUTE... WHO THE HELL IS THAT?!?!

Eddie Sensation - THAT'S BRIAN NASH!!!! BRIAN NASH IS HERE!!!!! WHAT THE HELL IS HE DOING?!?!

The Informer - BRIAN NASH HAS A STEEL CHAIR, AND HE'S RIGHT BEHIND THE HUSTLER!! WHAM!!!! OH GOD!!!! HE JUST NAILED HIM IN THE BACK OF THE SKULL!!! THE HUSTLER JUST COLLAPSED TO THE MAT!!!

Vic Canon - AND HE'S NOT DONE YET!! HE'S GOT THE HUSTLER SET UP...... OH!!!!!! NASH CRASH!!!! HE NAILED IT!!! THE HUSTLER JUST BENT INTO TWO PEICES!!!

Eddie Sensation - AND THIS IS ALL LEGAL!!! HAHAHAH!!! I LOVE IT!!!!!

The Informer - AND NOW THE WILDMAN IS ROLLING INTO THE RING! COULD THIS POSSIBLY BE AN ALLIANCE?!?!

Vic Canon - ......OOOOOH!!!! NASH CRASH ON THE WILDMAN!!! THERE'S NO ALLIANCE HERE, INFORMER!

Eddie Sensation - NOW LOOK!!! BRIAN NASH IS GOING TO THE OUTSIDE!! HE'S LOOKING UNDER THE RING!!

The Informer - AND HE'S GOT ANOTHER TABLE!! WHAT'S HE GOING TO DO NOW?!

Vic Canon - WHERE DID THIS GUY COME FROM?!?! LAST I HEARD, HE WAS IN THE NHBWF!! BUT WHEN THAT SHUT DOWN, HE DISAPPEARED!

Eddie Sensation - WELL HERE HE IS!! ...IN THE EWA!!!

The Informer - Brian Nash is setting up the table in the middle of the ring! The Hustler is slowly getting to his feet! Nash has the table set up!

Vic Canon - The Hustler is up!! Brian Nash kicks him in the gut... OH! Russian Leg Sweep! Nash gets him to his feet again, and sets him up....

Eddie Sensation - LOOK OUT!!!!! OOOOOH!!!!!!!!

The Informer - NASH CRASH RIGHT THROUGH THE TABLE!!!! THE HUSTLER IS OUT COLD!!

Vic Canon - AND NOW BRIAN NASH IS LEAVING THE RING TO A HUGE AMOUNT OF BOO'S FROM THE CROWD!! HE JUST PREVENTED THE HUSTLER FROM HANGING THE WILDMAN! THE FANS WANTED TO SEE HIM GET REVENGE!

Eddie Sensation - But I thought you didn't want to see that happen?!

The Informer - Well, it would have been co--

Vic Canon - OH SHUT UP INFORMER!!! SNAP OUT OF IT!!

Eddie Sensation - HAHAHA!!!

The Informer - The Wildman is now moving! He doesn't know what the hell hit him!

Vic Canon - All he see's is The Hustler out cold on the mat! AND HE'S GOING FOR THE COVER!!!!

Eddie Sensation - YES!!!!!! COUNT IT!!!!

The Informer - 1...... 2.......

Vic Canon - THREE!!!! OH NO!!! THE WILDMAN HAS WON, THANKS TO BRIAN NASH!!!!

Chris Myers - And the winner of this match, The Wildman!

Eddie Sensation - HA!!! ANOTHER WIN FOR THE WILDMAN OVER THE HUSTLER!! That's 2 for the Wildman, ZERO for The Hustler!

The Informer - True, but in BOTH situations, The Hustler had no chance!

Vic Canon - The Hustler isn't going to be a happy camper on Tuesday!

Eddie Sensation - Who cares! What's next on the card?? I CAN'T WAIT TILL NICKY D vs. CHANDLER!!!

The Informer - Next up is our First Blood North American Title Match!

Vic Canon - Lets send it backstage, to Rob DiMarco! Rob?

Lex Lethal - What the hell do you think? First Blood...Babcock doesn't know what's going to hit him...he has no idea that I can...and will leave him in a puddle of is own damn blood! Babcock...kiss that title good-bye...it's time for a LETHAL REIGN!

Rob DiMarco - ...Who do you think is going to win tonight in the "I RESPECT YOU!" match. Diamante or Chandler?

Lex Lethal - Damn...I couldn't tell ya! That stupid Cajun F**K has some skill but Diamante is f**king obsessed with this match....but if I had to pick one...it would have to be Diamante.

Rob DiMarco - Over to you Rachel!

John Babcock - First of all let me get somethin straight. He has been successful in none of them because I still am tha god damn North American Champion. Tha only thing that his sorry ass has been successful in is pissing me off. He has attacked me because he is jealous that I am something that he wants to be, but can never be. I am tha EWA North American Champion and fact is I am gonna be tha champ for a long, long time no matter how many times he cheap shots me. You talk of revenge? Well tonight, tha only revenge will be his sorry ass blood spilled all over that pretty little wrestling ring after I beat tha hell outta his ass. He calls himself Lex Lethal? Well tonight, he is gonna find out that tha only one that is truly lethal is Mr. Homicide. Believe me, nothing draws 1st blood quicker than a good old homicide! Just mark my words that after this match tonight, his blood will be spilled and I will be STILL YOUR EWA NORTH AMERICAN CHAMPION!

Rachel Stevens - ...Who do you think is going to win tonight in the "I RESPECT YOU!" match. Diamante or Chandler?

John Babcock - I really dont give much of a damn, but to tell you tha truth, I think Nick Diamante is a damn puss and I think Chandler is gonna Rajun Cajun his ass into sayin I respect you. I dont think Nick Diamante has a chance in hell tonight. I mean hell, he couldnt even beat Al Capone on heat, how tha hell does he think he is gonna beat Chandler? To tell you tha truth, both of these bastards have brown nosed tha EWA for so long, they both will probably come out on top. I could easily beat tha hell outta either one of they sorry asses! Now, I gotta go kick Lex Lethal's bitch ass!

Rachel Stevens - Back to you guys at ringside!

Vic Canon - WOW! Tonight should be pretty exciting!

Eddie Sensation - Yup! NICK vs. CHANDLER!!!! I CAN'T WAIT!!!

The Informer - In just a few moments, we'll be starting our First Blood match! Lets leave it to Chris Myers for the introductions...

Chris Myers - This next match is scheduled for one fall, and is an EWA North American Title First Blood Match! Introducing first... accompanied to the ring by Mark Shadow, standing 6'5" and weighing in at 273 pounds, from Staten Island, New York, Lex Lethal!

["Bow Down" by Westside Connection blasts through the speakers, as Mark Shadow and Lex Lethal step out from behind the curtain and head towards the ring.]

The Informer - Lex Lethal has been giving John Babcock one hell of a time in the EWA! There hasn't been one week where Lex Lethal hasn't been in Babcock's face!

Vic Canon - And tonight, this First Blood Match should settle it!

Chris Myers - And his opponent... standing 6'9" and weighing in at 302 pounds, from Chicago, Illinois, the EWA North American Champion, "Mr. Homicide" John Babcock!

["Murder" by UGK blasts through the speakers, as the EWA North American Champion, "Mr. Homicide" John Babcock steps out from behind the curtain and heads towards the ring.]

The Informer - And there's John Babcock! He's one hell of a champion! Last week he beat Nomad and The Brink in a Ladder Match for the North American Title! How many people can say that they've done that?!

Vic Canon - Not many!

Eddie Sensation - So let me get this straight... The only way to win is to make your opponent bleed?

The Informer - Right.. and it can't be a little scratch, or a paper cut... We're talking BLOOD!

Vic Canon - I've always wondered... Is this legal?

Eddie Sensation - HAHAHA!!

The Informer - I beleive so... And there's the bell! This match is underway!

Vic Canon - Babcock charges at Lex Lethal! OH! Running Lariat! Lethal gets up again.... DDT!! Babcock nailed him! And now Lex Lethal is rolling out onto the outside!

Eddie Sensation - LOOK OUT!! Babcock is coming out after him!

The Informer - Lethal doesn't see him coming! ...OH!!! BABCOCK JUST SHOVED LEX LETHAL INTO THE RING POST!! HE WENT INTO THE POLE HEAD FIRST!!

Vic Canon - Hey, that's a great way to make someone bleed!! Babcock is using everything around him to try and cut open Lex Lethal!

Eddie Sensation - Instead of cutting Lethal, Babcock gave him a huge bump on his forhead! Look at the size of that thing! It's bigger then a tennis ball!

The Informer - Yeah, right... Babcock picks up Lethal, and whips him into the guard rail! Babcock charges at Lex Lethal with a clothesline!

Vic Canon - NO! Lethal ducks, and sends Babcock flying into the first row with a back body drop!!

Eddie Sensation - GOOD!! Babcock took out that stupid kid who has been screaming shit all night!

The Informer - HA!! GOOD!! Stupid marks...

Vic Canon - You're evil, Informer!

Eddie Sensation - YUP!! AND I LOVE IT!!!

The Informer - Lethal grabs Babcock, and whips him back over the guard rail!! ....Uh oh!! Lex Lethal has a steel chair!! He's measuring up Babcock....

Vic Canon - WHAM! NO! BABCOCK DUCKS, KICKS LETHAL IN THE GUT...... OH!!! RUNNING POWERBOMB RIGHT ONTO THE STEEL CHAIR!!! LETHAL'S BACK MUST BE BROKEN IN HALF!!

Eddie Sensation - And now both guys are out!

The Informer - I dont think we've seen more then one wrestling move in this match! These guys just want to make each other bleed!

Vic Canon - But that hasn't worked yet! Neither of these two have a scratch on them, but they've already been enough to kill you!

Eddie Sensation - John Babcock is getting up!! And he's walking towards us!

The Informer - No.. he's walking towards the time keeper's table! And he's got his North American Title!

Vic Canon - Lex Lethal is up, and he rolls into the ring! Wait a minute... who the hell?? Someone is running towards the ring, and they've got a steel chair in their hands!

Eddie Sensation - I dont know who the hell that is!

The Informer - That's "The Foundation" Brandon Kearse! He slides into the ring!

Vic Canon - What the hell is going on here?! Babcock is in the ring with his North American Title, "The Foundation" Brandon Kearse is there with a steel chair, and Lex Lethal is just standing there!

Eddie Sensation - OHH!! WHAM!!! OOOH!!! WHAM!!! HA!! THEY'RE BOTH OUT!!!

The Informer - OH NO!! JOHN BABCOCK JUST NAILED LEX LETHAL WITH THE TITLE BELT, AND BRANDON KEARSE NAILED JOHN BABCOCK WITH THE CHAIR!!! THERE'S BLOOD ALL OVER THE PLACE, I CAN'T TELL WHO'S BLEEDING!!!

Vic Canon - AND NEITHER CAN THE REF!! He doesn't know who's the winner!

Eddie Sensation - Wait a minute... They're BOTH bleeding! WHO'S THE WINNER?!?!

The Informer - There's the bell!! Lets listen to the announcement!

Chris Myers - Ladies and Gentlemen, if I could have your attention... I have been informed that BOTH participants are bleeding! But, Lex Lethal was struck first, therefore, the winner of this match and STILL EWA North American Champion, "Mr. Homicide" John Babcock!

Vic Canon - Wow! Good call!

Eddie Sensation - HA! Look at Brandon Kearse! He's just leaving calmly, like nothing happened!

The Informer - Hey! Look! Both Lex Lethal and John Babcock are slowly getting up! This should be interesting!

Vic Canon - Lethal charges at Babcock.... OH!! SPINEBUSTER!!! ...And now Babcock has that steel chair!! He's wrapping it around Lex Lethal's knee!

Eddie Sensation - Uh oh! Someone stop him! This could end Lethal's career!

The Informer - John Babcock is climing to the top rope! He jumps..... OH!!! OH MY GOD!! THAT WAS VICIOUS!!!! DID YOU SEE LETHAL'S KNEE SNAP?!?!

Vic Canon - SOMEONE GET SOME HELP OUT HERE!!! OH!! BABCOCK JUST SHOVED THE REF OUT OF THE RING!!

Eddie Sensation - AND HE'S GOING BACK TO THE TOP!! HE'S GONNA DO IT AGAIN!!

The Informer - NO!! SOMEONE STOP HIM!!! .....OOOH!!! HE DID IT AGAIN!!! LEX LETHAL IS IN PAIN!! WE NEED SOME HELP OUT HERE!!

Vic Canon - AND FINALLY, JOHN BABCOCK IS LEAVING THE RING WITH HIS NORTH AMERICAN TITLE!

Eddie Sensation - HA!!! WHAT A GREAT CHAMPION!!!

The Informer - I CAN'T LOOK AT LEX LETHAL... I'M GOING TO THROW UP!!!

Vic Canon - GET THE CAMERA OFF THE RING!!! SEND IT BACKSTAGE!!! NOW!!!!

Anarchy - You mean to tell me that you don't believe the most destructive force in all of professional wrestling cant beat three tag-teams that absolutely no goals in life? Well let me say this: tonight at No Fear, Hells Henchmen will prevail why? Because nobody and I repeat NOBODY stands in our path of destruction now take those words to heart, because that is the truth and sometimes the truth is all we have! Mark my words when I say: not one, not two but three teams will all fall before the Henchmen, and everyone will know that we are a foce to be reckoned with.

Rachel Stevens - ...Who do you think is going to win tonight in the �I RESPECT YOU!� match� Diamante or Chandler?

Myzary - Well, Rachel, to be totally honest, I could give a flying rats ass about who will win that match. My main concern is on the tag team titles, and the pain that the Hells Henchmen plan on dealing out. I mean, we have the Iconz of Perfection, Suburban Disharmony, and the Mexican Connection... the way I see it, that is six men set to feel our pain. Six men set to feel our anguish and suffering. And after we win the belts tonight, those six men will feel our MISERY! Now, get out of our way... we have people to injure.

Rachel Stevens - Over to you Rob!

Moochie - Eh meng...does a rabbit have a bushy cotton tail? OF COURSE! So..uhh...yeh I am con-fee-dount about winning. I will jest go down and win dee titlez. Cuz, that is what Moochie will do. Eh? I think I was supposed to say sumptin. Err...OH YEAH! I am a bitch boy slash tool. Ha! Now someone owes me five dollars. SUCKS TO BE DEM! Oh...and one more thing meng. RUBBY DUCKY! You're so fine! Uh... somethin'... somethin'... ehh... fuck dis.

Rob DiMarco - ...Who do you think is going to win tonight in the �I RESPECT YOU!� match� Diamante or Chandler?

El GiGante - Personally I could give a s*it about this "I RESPECT YOU" match. This match truly is nothing but for the ratings. Stone just wants to get the ratings. I mean come on DiMarco thats what the EWA is all about. But really in truly I'd like to see Diamante give that little teenage b*tch a beating that his little @#$ deserves! Other then that DiMarco I really don't care. The only thing I got on my mind is winning the damn tag team titles. I hope your all prepared for "The MeXican CoNNection" to be crowned new tag team champions and thats that!

Rob DiMarco - Back to you Rachel!

Lorenzo Hayes - Now isn't that amazing! Rachel I can see that you are back to your usual ways, rather slutty looking aren't we now?

Rachel Stevens - Eat a cock!

Lorenzo Hayes - Well from the looks of it Rachel i'm not the one dressed up like a whore; and seeing how you're dressed up like a whore wouldn't that mean that you want cock? Of course it would it's just a pity that men don't like you. At least you have your vibrator, you fur trader!

Rachel Stevens - God I hate you!

Lorenzo Hayes - Rachel we all know that you are jealous of Dominique, but you definitley are not going to win me, with reverse psychology.

Rachel Stevens - Honestly how old are you Lorenzo? Were not in kindergarden were we find "I know you are but what am I" funny. So could you please answer my question you immature F*ck!

Lorenzo Hayes - I'll answer your question, but if you ever speak out of tone with me again I will beat you as badly as I am going to beat the other six participants tonight! I must admit Rachel from the outside looking in, it must seem like the IconZ of PerfectioN have been backened into a corner, but as I said that is the outside looking in. You see you should never under estimate Lorenzo Hayes and WaR cRyMe because quite frankly we are to god damn good to be un-noticed. Tonight we walk in the champions and we are for sure going to walk out champions, theres no doubt about it, the only question surrounding this match is how easily will we do it, and will we bre...

Rachel Stevens - Break a sweat.. Lorenzo you have got to be the cockiest son of a bitch I know. You are going up against three other talented tag teams and you don't even seem to have a worry in mind. What the hell is wrong with you?

Lorenzo Hayes - Nothing is wrong with me, I just know how good I am. And Rachel so do you, you know that I am the most up and coming superstar in the business, you know that I cannot be beat; so may I please ask why you have no faith in me? Tonight The IconZ of PerfectioN are going to put on a show that will outstage every other match on this card, including the "I respect you" match. You can doubt me, but everybody knows that what I say always comes true. In just a few short minutes WaR CrYmE and I walk in to the ring against three other teams, do us two have any worries? Of course not, because we are the tag team champions and we will win this match "PiCtuRe PeRfEcTlY".

Rachel Stevens - ...Who do you think is going to win tonight in the "I RESPECT YOU!" match. Diamante or Chandler?

[The camera pans over to WaR CrYmE whos is visciously attacking and eating a roll of charmin toilet paper. As he jerks his head side to side, little pieces of toilet paper fly ever where.]

Rachel Stevens - What the fu...

WaR CrYmE - Hey, shut your mouth you Jewish American Princess!!!!

Rachel Stevens - What??

WaR CrYmE - Dont get mouthy with me you fur trading carpet muncher, right now The IconZ dont need your lesbian shit right now. We have a very important match coming up, and the last thing we need is you giving us shit because you want Lorenzo, but he doesnt want your slutty ass.

Rachel Stevens - What are you talking about you dim-witted son of a bitch?!? I hate Lorenzo, read my lips I hate Him!!!!

WaR CrYmE - Whatever....whore, But continuing on with the interview, The EWA has thrown just about everything they possibly could have at the icons, we've gone up against or are about to go up against the remaining tag teams which we havent fought yet. We've fought in a tag team triangle match at NC-17: Pure Violence, we've faced numerous teams in a tournament to get these belts. And now, we go up against 3 other teams. Well nothings going to change, were still going to win and were stilll going to be the tag team champions, now to some of that may seem like a cocky thing to say, but i felt that i should have given you the jist of it. Because there is nobody and i mean nooooooobody out their who (as a team) can or ever will beat. The EWA front office can try and get these titles away from us, they can throw 2, 3, 4 or hell, throw the whole tag roster at us. It wont matter because we can take'em all out, and quite frankly after this match we will have takent out every tag team in The EWA, so with finally off my chest i think it's time to go.

Rachel Stevens - But you havent answered my question WaR CrYmE!!!

WaR CrYmE - Outttt of the wayyy whore!

Rachel Stevens - Assholes....Back to you guys at ringside....

Vic Canon - And we might even see that happen! Who knows what kind of stuff these guys are willing to pull off at a Pay Per View!

Eddie Sensation - Yeah! Imagine whats going to happen with Nick and Chandler!!

The Informer - Yeah, thats going to be HUGE!

Chris Myers - This next match is scheduled for one fall, and is a Four Way Match for the EWA Tag Team Titles! Introducing first... at a total combined weight of 623 pounds, Anarchy and Myzary, Hells Henchmen!

["Cemetary Gates" by Pantera blasts through the speakers, as Hells Henchmen step out from behind the curtain and head towards the ring.]

The Informer - These two watched the entire tournament from the entrance aisle!! They studied every team, and got into the title scene last week when they joined the huge brawl between three other teams!

Vic Canon - And tonight, they already get a title shot! It's going to be interesting to see what they do with it!

Eddie Sensation - They have no chance... they're still rookies!

The Informer - Thats not true Eddie! Not true at all...

Chris Myers - Next... at a total combined weighing of 581 pounds, Dimitrius Bastard and "Wild Thing" Brodie Larson, Suburban Disharmony!

["Suburban Life" by The Kottonmouth Kings blasts through the speakers, as Suburban Disharmony step out from behind the curtain and head towards the ring.]

The Informer - These two are going to be my pick for tonight's match! They were amazing during the tournament, and gave the Iconz Of Perfection a fight all the way to the finish!

Vic Canon - Right, and tonight they get a second chance!

Eddie Sensation - DAMMIT, we're not even halfway done!! I WANNA SEE NICK vs. CHANDLER!!

The Informer - Oh shut up Eddie!

Chris Myers - Thirdly... accompanied to the ring by Bret Sheer and Jay, at a total combined weight of 345 pounds, Moochie "The Disgruntled Mexican" and El GiGante, The Mexican Connection!

["Rap Superstar" by Cypress Hill blasts through the speakers, as Bret Sheer, Jay and The Mexican Connection step out from behind the curtain and head towards the ring.]

Eddie Sensation - AHAHHAHA!!!!

The Informer - What the?? Fans, there are a large amount of midgets coming to the ring with The Mexican Connection!

Vic Canon - And they're all in little cowboy outfits!!! HA!!! Look at those little pony heads on sticks!

Eddie Sensation - HAHAHHAHAH!!! DAMN MEXICANS!!! HAHAHAH!!!!

Chris Myers - And finally... at a total combined weight of 512 pounds, they are the EWA Tag Team Champions... Lorenzo Hayes and WaR CrYmE, The Iconz Of Perfection!

["Raw" by Staind blasts through the speakers, as the EWA Tag Team Champions, The Iconz of Perfection step out from behind the curtain and head towards the ring.]

The Informer - And there are the champs! Those titles that are around their waists are wanted by all three teams! These guys are in some trouble tonight!

Vic Canon - All four teams are in their corners, and it looks like Lorenzo Hayes will start this one against Moochie "The Disgruntled Mexican"! They lock up! ...Oh! And Lorenzo Hayes throws Moochie back into his corner!

Eddie Sensation - They lock up again!...

The Informer - And AGAIN, Lorenzo overpowers Moochie, and throws him into his corner!

Vic Canon - Hey, check this out! The midgets are calling Moochie, telling him to go to the outside! I guess they're going to give him a little pep talk!

Eddie Sensation - HA!! Who takes advice from midgets?!

The Informer - Moochie and the midgets are on the outside, huddled around! Lorenzo Hayes has had enough! He's going to the outside!

Vic Canon - OH!!! Lorenzo just nailed Moochie with a Drop Kick to the back, and Moochie knocked down ALL the midgets!! HAHAH!!! It's like bowling!!

Eddie Sensation - HAHAHA!! THE MIDGETS ARE PISSED!! THEY'RE ATTACKING LORENZO HAYES!!!

The Informer - Oh my!! This is classic TV folks! The midgets are all over Lorenzo Hayes! Moochie is up, and he's telling the midgets to hold Lorenzo Hayes back! And they're doing it!

Vic Canon - Moochie charges! OH!!! Lorenzo moved, and Moochie knocked over ALL the midgets again!! HAHAHA!!!

Eddie Sensation - SSSSSSSSTTTRIKE!!!!

The Informer - Lorenzo Hayes grabs Moochie, and throws him into the ring! Lorenzo follows him in, and tags in WaR CrYmE!

Vic Canon - Lorenzo kicks Moochie in the gut... OH!! SPIKE PILEDRIVER!!! WaR CrYmE goes for the cover! 1.... 2.... No! El GiGante breaks up the pin!

Eddie Sensation - WaR CrYmE gets to his feet... OOOH!! LOW BLOW MY MOOCHIE!!! And now Moochie tags in El GiGante!

The Informer - El GiGante throws WaR CrYmE to the ropes... Spinning Heel Kick! WaR CrYmE gets to his feet... Drop Kick by GiGante!

Vic Canon - Oh!! GiGante just knocked both of Hells Henchmen off the apron! And there go both of Suburban Disharmony!

Eddie Sensation - HEY, LOOK!!! NOW HELLS HENCHMEN AND SUBURBAN DISHARMONY ARE BRAWLING ON THE OUTSIDE!! THEY'RE SICK OF WATCHING, THEY WANT TO WRESTLE!!

The Informer - GiGante grabs WaR CrYmE... OH!! JUMPING DDT!!!

Vic Canon - WaR CrYmE slowly gets to his feet! ...El GiGante waits....

Eddie Sensation - WHAM!! HURACONRANNA!!

The Informer - Into a pin!! The ref counts... 1..... 2..... No! WaR CrYmE kicks out!

Vic Canon - GiGante lifts him to his feet.... Brainbuster!! And now GiGante is signalling to the crowd!! This could be over pretty soon!! GiGante grabs WaR CrYmE, and sets him up on the top rope! ...LOOK OUT!!!! OH!! SUPER DDT OFF THE TOP ROPE!!! HE NAILED HIM WITH IT!!!!

Eddie Sensation - El GiGante calls that the 187!! And thats also his final move, before Total Annihilation!

The Informer - Hells Henchmen and Suburban Disharmony are all over the place on the outside!

Vic Canon - HEY!! LOOK!!

Eddie Sensation - THOSE MIDGETS ARE BEATING UP MOOCHIE!!

The Informer - Hahaha! The midgets have pulled Moochie off the apron, and they're beating him with their pony heads!

Vic Canon - LOOK OUT!! EL GIGANTE IT SETTING UP FOR "TOTAL ANNIHILATION"!!!

Eddie Sensation - HEADS UP!!! HERE COMES LORENZO!!!!!

The Informer - GiGante knocks Lorenzo Hayes off the apron, and he lands right here in our laps!! ....And now GiGante's got WaR CrYmE set up!!

Vic Canon - What the?? WHO THE HELL ARE THESE TWO?!?! Two guys have just came to the ring from the crowd, and now their in the ring!!

The Informer - Wait a minute... those two are two new guys! DAMMIT, WHAT'S THEIR NAMES?!?!.... OH YEAH!! That's NightTrain and Big F'n Cat!! WHAM!!! NIGHTTRAIN JUST NAILED EL GIGANTE WITH A SPINEBUSTER, ALSO KNOWN AS THE POSTLUDE!! THAT KNOCKED EL GIGANTE OUT COLD!!!

Eddie Sensation - Here comes Lorenzo Hayes!! He's climbing to the top rope! Now NightTrain and Big F'n Cat are going to the outside! They're joining that brawl with Hells Henchmen and Suburban Disharmony!

The Informer - WaR CrYmE hoists El GiGante on his shoulders..... NO!! EL GIGANTE ROLLS HIM UP IN A VICTORY ROLL!!! 1.... 2.... NO!!! LORENZO HAYES PUSHES GIGANTE OVER, AND NOW WAR CRYME HAS THE PIN!!!

Vic Canon - THE REF COUNTS.... 1..... 2...... 3!!!!

Chris Myers - The winners of this match, and STILL EWA Tag Team Champions, The IconZ Of PerfectioN!

Eddie Sensation - WOAH!! THAT WAS CLOSE!!! WHAT AN ENDING!

The Informer - El GiGante would have won the match if he hit Total Annihilation! But NightTrain broke that up, and changed the match completely!

Vic Canon - HA!! Moochie is still getting beaten by those pony heads!! The midgets are relentless!

Eddie Sensation - OOH GOD!!! NIGHTTRAIN AND BIG F'N CAT JUST DOUBLE POWERBOMBED BOTH OF THE HELLS HENCHMEN ONTO THE CONCRETE FLOOR!!

The Informer - AND NOW THEY'RE THROWING SUBURBAN DISHARMONY INTO THE RING!! EL GIGANTE HAS LEFT TO GO HELP MOOCIE, AND THE ICONZ OF PERFECTION ARE HEADED BACKSTAGE TO CELEBRATE!!

Vic Canon - OH MAN!! El GiGante just threw all of those midgets! And now him and Moochie are headed backstage, after The Iconz of Perfection!

Eddie Sensation - ......OH MY GOD!!! DID YOU SEE THAT MOVE!!!

The Informer - SURE DID!!! BIG F'N CAT JUST GAVE A RUNNING POWERBOMB TO BRODIE LARSON, AND NIGHTTRAIN CAUGHT HIM IN A FRONT FACE DDT!!! THATS WHAT THEY CALL "THE GRAND FINALE"!!

Vic Canon - AND NOW THEIR SETTING UP DIMITRIUS BASTARD!!! ....WHAM!!! THEY NAILED HIM WITH IT!!! GRAND FINALE!!!

Eddie Sensation - WOW!!! THESE TWO HAVE COMPLETELY DOMINATED HELLS HENCHMEN, AND SUBURBAN DISHARMONY!!

The Informer - THE EWA KEEPS GETTING BETTER AND BETTER BY THE MOMENT!! First we had Brian Nash debut, then Brandon Kearse, and now NightTrain and Big F'n Cat!

Vic Canon - I'm receiving word that Tom Stone is backstage with Rob DiMarco! Rob? You there?

Tom Stone - You're damn right it ends tonight. And with the end of this rivalry, comes the end of Zed's career!

Rob DiMarco - ...Who do you think is going to win tonight in the �I RESPECT YOU!� match� Diamante or Chandler?

Tom Stone - What?! Who the hell pays you to ask these questions??

Rob DiMarco - You d--

Tom Stone - Right... Bad question... I'm going to go with Chandler...

Rob DiMarco - Any reason?

Tom Stone - You'll see....

Rob DiMarco - Rrrright.... Over to you Rachel!

The Informer - Are you serious?!?! After everything that's happened, Zed is pulling a no-show?!

Vic Canon - I guess so!

Eddie Sensation - What a slime ball!! I was looking forward to this match too!!

The Informer - Well, this is going to be strange... Let's send it to Chris Myers!

[The EWA Theme blasts through the speakers, as Tom Stone steps out from behind the curtain and heads towards the ring.]

The Informer - And there's the man who signs our cheques... The man who is responsible for what you're watching right now!

Vic Canon - Yeah... The boss... The guy who nobody likes!

Eddie Sensation - WHAT?!?! STONE IS GOD!!!

The Informer - No wonder Eddie gets paid more than us!

Chris Myers - And his opponent... accompanied to the ring by Santoro, standing 6'5" and weighing in at 270 pounds, from Chicago, Illinois, Zed!

["Personal Jesus" by Depeche Mode blasts through the speakers, as the fans wait for Santoro and Zed...]

The Informer - Well, Rachel Stevens told us that Zed hasn't even been seen in the building tonight! So how could he come out here tonight?!

Vic Canon - I honestly don't think that Zed will no show... He's here, and he's just waiting for the right moment..

Eddie Sensation - Well, his moment is NOW, so he better get out here!

The Informer - Tom Stone is asking for a mic!! Zed's music just cut... let's listen in!

Tom Stone - I'm soooo stupid!! I didn't see this coming, but I should have!! Why the hell would Zed show up tonight?? Just so I can humiliate him on Pay Per View??

Vic Canon - I doubt that would happen!

Tom Stone - Zed, if you're in the building, GET YOUR ASS OUT HERE!!! I'VE GOT AN ENTIRE PAY PER VIEW TO RUN IN LESS THAN THE REMAINING 2 HOURS!!! I DONT HAVE TIME FOR THIS SHIT!!! GET OUT HERE!!

The Informer - Wow! Stone is pissed!

Vic Canon - I dont know why he's mad! He should be happy! He's about to get a Pay Per View win over Zed without doing anything for it!

Eddie Sensation - OH SHUT UP!! STONE WOULD KICK HIS ASS, AND YOU KNOW IT!!!

Tom Stone - ZED, I'M GOING TO GIVE YOU TO THE COUNT OF TEN TO GET OUT HERE!!

Vic Canon - The referee is starting this 10 count... And how the hell is Zed going to get out here if he's not even in the building?! Use your head Stone! HE'S NOT COMING OUT!!!

Eddie Sensation - The ref is at 5!! And now the fans are yelling out the numbers with the ref!

The Informer - We're at 7!! 8...... 9.......

Vic Canon - AND TEN!!

Tom Stone - HA, Zed, you're such a fu*king pussy!! You are the biggest...

Eddie Sensation - OH NO!!! LOOK!! THERE'S ZED!!! HE'S COMING THROUGH THE CROWD!!

The Informer - THIS CROWD HAS ERUPTED, BUT STONE DOESN'T SEE ZED COMING!!

Vic Canon - ZED IS IN THE RING!!! LOOK OUT STONE!!!

Tom Stone - ...the biggest coward that I've ever met!! You know what Zed??? I'm happy you didn't show up tonight, because I'm scared.... I'm scared of what I might have done to you! YOU WOULDN'T HAVE LEFT THIS ARENA ALIVE!!!!! YOU BIG FU*KING PUSSY!!!!

Eddie Sensation - ZED TAPS STONE ON THE SHOULDER..... OHH!!! LARIAT BY ZED!!!

The Informer - THERE'S THE BELL!! THIS MATCH IS UNDERWAY!!!

Vic Canon - HAHAHA!!! I'D LIKE TO SEE STONE KICK ZED'S ASS NOW!!!

Eddie Sensation - Typical Zed... Always attacking from behind!

The Informer - Zed picks up Stone... OH!! BRAINBUSTER! Stone gets up to his feet slowly..... OOH!!! FALLAWAY SLAM BY ZED!!!

Vic Canon - And now Zed is climbing to the top rope!! Stone is slowly getting to his feet! HA!! Check out Stone!! He doesn't look so tough now!!

Eddie Sensation - Looks tougher then you ever did!!!

The Informer - LOOK OUT!! OH!! DROP KICK OFF THE TOP ROPE BY ZED!! He goes for the pin... 1.... 2.... No! Stone kicks out!

Vic Canon - Wow, I'm surprised it didn't end right there!

Eddie Sensation - HAH--- NO!

The Informer - Zed picks up Stone, and whips him to the ropes!! Zed bounces off the ropes... OH!!! DIVING CLOTHESLINE!!

Vic Canon - AND NOW ZED IS CALLING FOR THE UNFORGIVEN!!! LISTEN TO HIS CROWD!!!

Eddie Sensation - NO!! COME ON STONE!! YOU CAN DO IT!!!

The Informer - Hey Vic, I dont think Stone had one offensive move this entire match!

Vic Canon - HAHA!!! Good point!

Eddie Sensation - OOOOH!!! LOW BLOW BY STONE!!! HAHAHAHA!!! I LOVE IT!! HE'S MY HERO!!

The Informer - STONE ROLLS UP ZED!!! 1.... 2.... NO!!! ZED WITH A KICKOUT!!

Vic Canon - PHEW!!!

Eddie Sensation - COME ON!!! THAT WAS A SLOW COUNT!!

The Informer - Stone picks up Zed.... OH!! OH MY!!!!! STONE JUST NAILED ZED WITH HIS FINISHER, THE TOM STONE PILEDRIVER!!!

Vic Canon - NO!!!

Eddie Sensation - HA!! IT'S OVER!!! COUNT IT!!! 1..... 2.......

The Informer - NO!!!! ZED WITH A KICKOUT!! ZED KICKED OUT!!!

Vic Canon - Oh, shit! I think Zed's neck is borken!! He's not moving, and the referee is at his side!! I think Zed is hurt!!

Eddie Sensation - Oh man! Zed is screaming in pain!! His neck is broken!!!

The Informer - Get some help out here! This match is through, Zed has a broken neck!!

Vic Canon - Wait a minute... There's Hacker!!! What the hell is he doing down here?!

Eddie Sensation - Hacker slides into the ring! Stone is up! NO!! NOOOO!!!

The Informer - HACKER KICKS STONE IN THE GUT, HACKNIFE!!!!!!!! HACKNIFE POWERBOMB!!!!! HE NAILED STONE!!!!

Vic Canon - AND THE REF DIDN'T SEE IT!!! WAIT A MINUTE, ZED'S OK!!! HE'S UP ON HIS FEET!!! HE WAS JUST SCREWING AROUND!!

Eddie Sensation - WHAT?!?! WHAT A PEICE OF..... YOU DONT JOKE ABOUT THAT STUFF!!

The Informer - ZED IS GOING FOR THE COVER ON TOM STONE!!! THE REF COUNTS.... 1....... 2........ 3!!!!!!! ZED WINS!!! ZED WINS!!!

Chris Myers - And the winner of this match, Zed!

Vic Canon - A win is a win, and Zed's going to take this one!!

Eddie Sensation - WHAT?!?! BUT HACKER..... HE..... HE...... STONE SHOULD HAVE WON BY DQ!!!!

The Informer - Life's a bitch, Eddie!

Vic Canon - Hahaha!

Eddie Sensation - YOU CHEATERS!!!!! STONE GOT SCAMMED!!! YOU WONT HEAR THE END OF THIS ONE!!!

The Informer - You've got to wonder just what's going on behind that very door. Nick Diamante has put his entire career on the line tonight!

Vic Canon - It's scary to think about! Diamante has been a huge part off the EWA for a long time, and he's basically putting his career on pause to try and get rid of Chandler once and for all!

Eddie Sensation - There's nothing to be scared about, guys! Unless you're a Chandler fan! Diamante thrives on pressure and he's gonna use this situation as a way to motivate himself! There's no way Diamante is going to lose tonight!

The Informer - We'll have to see about that! It's a tough one to call tonight! "I RESPECT YOU!" rules� the microphones will be available� and plain and simply, you've got to get your opponent to verbally admit he respects you!

[Suddenly, the door goes swinging open and a visually focused Nick Diamante walks out�]

Vic Canon - HEY! HEY! THERE'S DIAMANTE! WHERE'S HE GOING??

Eddie Sensation - DAMN! The mind games continue!

The Informer - I don't like the look on his face! Someone better keep an eye on him back there!

Vic Canon - Amen!

[The lights dim in the arena to a familiar shade of black and the crowd responds accordingly.]

"Your hometown hero, native son, meal ticket, and the man that is going to end Nick Diamante's life UP...IN...THIS...BITCH!!!"

[As the words of Clayton Chandler echo around the building, a single blacklight pyrobomb explodes above the arena and a giant banner, reading "Prophecy" and showing the image of a triumphant Chandler is released from the ceiling in a scroll-like fashion. The hypnotic rhythm of "Ready or Not" by the Fugees begins to slowly play over the PA and a lone spotlight shines on the customized "No Fear" entranceway.]

The Informer - Listen to this crowd!

Vic Canon - What a response, to without a doubt the biggest fan favorite of the night!

[In street clothes except for his elbow-high forearm tape, and carrying a microphone, Chandler walks down to the ring to an absolutely absurd response from the home-town crowd. He rolls into the ring and poses on the top turnbuckle, providing a Kodak moment if there ever was one. He looks up at the banner that has just been released from the ceiling and turns his mic on...]

Chandler - WE...ARE...FINALLY...HERE!!!

[Pop]

Chandler - After weeks of buildup, weeks of hype, weeks of attacks, and weeks of extreme bodily injury, it all comes down to this, doesn't it Nick.

Chandler - Isn't this really how we both wanted it to end? Me with something to prove in front of my family and the entire world, and you vailantly fighting with the odds stacked against you? Its poetic, actually. And just as Brutus did what was best for Rome when he slayed Julius Ceaser, I will be doing a favor to this company and the entire world when I make you no more. When I KILL you.

Chandler - But, no Nick, I'm not going to kill you by convential methods. Because you see, I want the people out there in TV land to understand something, this isn't going to be a "hardcore" or "extreme" match. You're not going to see 10 table spots and grotuetously contrived chairshots. You're not going to see dulled barbed-wire or thumb tacks with no points. You are going to see hold-for-hold, solid, smash mouth wrestling warfare. Because, that's the only way this can end. It can only end in this ring, and in a fair fight. After all, that's how it started.

Eddie Sensation - Awwwww, SHIT. No tables!

The Informer - Shut up, mark.

Chandler - ...And let me make something perfectly clear. There will be no interference in this match. There will be no "all over the building" fighting in this match. There will be NO SCREWJOB FINISH for this match. Because this isn't a match...

Chandler - ...This is a fucking bloodbath.

Vic Canon - YES!!!

The Informer - I can't wait!!! This is gonna be explosive fans, tonight at No Fear!

Chandler - [Laughs] Ha, you know, for an entire fucking year I have chased Nick Diamante all over this entire planet. And now I have him, right where I want him, in the middle of the ring. And, I honestly cannot contain myself. Because, let it be known, that this is the pinnacle of my wrestling career. Right now, as we speak. There are no titles involved, no. There isn't even stable involvement. But, this is the most important match of both mine and Diamante's life. If it wasn't he wouldn't put his career on the line.

Chandler - And let me say something about that. Diamante, you wish to put your career on the line? You wanna take a crapshot on my chances tonight? Bad fucking move, Nick. You wanna roll the dice in Shreveport?! YOU WANNA FUCK WITH FATE, BOY?!!? BRING YOUR BEST, AND I'LL BRING MINE, BECAUSE I'M THE MUTHAFUCKIN SHIT!!!

Vic Canon - Hey, this is PPV!

[Suddenly, a voice is heard over the arena�]

Voice - Yo, Cajun� over here, buddy!

The Informer - Huh, what's that??

Vic Canon - Who's voice is that?

Voice - Over here, man� right beside your 'loved ones'�

[The camera zooms into the crowd in the front row where Chandler's family is seated. Nick Diamante is standing with a mic among the people and dangerously near Chandler's friends and family�]

Eddie Sensation - HAHA! IT'S NICK! HE'S OUT THERE BESIDE CHANDLER'S FAMILY!

The Informer - HEY! GET HIM AWAY FROM THEM!

Vic Canon - My God� what does he have in mind now??

Nick Diamante - Chandler, my boy� remember earlier tonight when I put my career on the line? Do you think I was stupid enough to give you an advantage as huge as that one� without taking something back from you? [Smiles]

Eddie Sensation - Taking something back? HA! There's always a catch!

Nick Diamante - Ya see, boy� You'd have to wake up pretty damn early to out-smart Nick Diamante� THE WORLD'S MOST HATED WRESTLER! I could have easily come out here and caned your ass, Nancy Kerrigan-style! But, tonight� no, no� tonight, you'll have no excuses physically!

The Informer - I hope both men stay out of trouble so that we can have a fair fight later tonight!

Vic Canon - Tell me about it!

Nick Diamante - That's right, physically� you have nothing to worry about, because I'm totally set on taking your WORTHLESS Cajun ass out, fair and square� in about an hour. But since I'm taking a huge risk putting it all on the line, I figured I'd come out here and ask you for one favor!

Eddie Sensation - A favor from Chandler?? No way!

Chandler - Fuck you man. You don't need a fuckin favor from me. But, I tell you what, just the for the hell of it, what the fuck do you want, Arny?

The Informer - Uh oh, it's Tuesday Night BITCHFEST all over again!

Vic Canon - Look at Diamante and that demented, almost PERVERTED game-face!

Eddie Sensation - Hey, when you're that good� you can do what you please!

Nick Diamante - What I want from you, Chandler� my brother� is something concrete. Something that can be built upon. Something like���

The Informer - Oh God, the evil genius' mind is at work!

Vic Canon - I wonder what it could be? Maybe a match stipulation? Hell in a Cell? Ladder Match?

Eddie Sensation - We already have a stipulation, you idiot! "I RESPECT YOU!"

Nick Diamante - Oh, something like��� A LITTLE SLICE OF YOUR BITCH!

The Informer - WHAT???

[Nick Diamante grabs Chandler's girlfriend right out of her seat by the hair and plants a huge kiss on her! Quickly, he shoves her head between his legs and hoists her up for a POWERBOMB, dropping her on the other side of the barrier�]

Vic Canon - FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, WHAT THE HELL HAS HE DONE!!!!!!!!

[Diamante runs back through the audience, way ahead of Chandler who quickly runs to his girlfriend's aid�]

Eddie Sensation - HOLY� HOLY F*CK!! DIAMANTE JUST POWERBOMBED CHANDLER'S GIRL AT RINGSIDE!!!!!

The Informer - ENOUGH IS ENOUGH! THAT IDIOT NEEDS TO BE THROWN BEHIND BARS SOMEWHERE!!!

Vic Canon - MY GOD, LOOK AT CHANDLER!! HE'S PANICKING!! HE DOESN'T KNOW WHAT THE HELL TO DO! GO AFTER DIAMANTE, OR STAY WITH HIS GIRL!

Chandler - GET SOME FUCKING HELP OUT HERE!!!!!

Eddie Sensation - My God� I don't believe� it� she can't be more than 100 pounds�

The Informer - DIAMANTE IS LONG GONE, AND HE'S DONE HIS DAMAGE! BUT WHAT KIND OF AN ANIMAL IS HE???

Vic Canon - Good Lord, we need some medical attention out here for this young woman�

Eddie Sensation - There they are! We've got EMT's out here! Thank God!

The Informer - I can't� I can't even imagine what would provoke� no, I can't. How could Nick Diamante stoop so low?

Vic Canon - I don't understand him� no self-respecting male human being could do something like that to an innocent woman� it's just not right�

Eddie Sensation - I� not even Nick, I never�

[Suddenly, the feed breaks away to a shot backstage of Rob DiMarco attempting to get a work with Nick Diamante. The feed is broadcasted over the entire arena via the EWA video wall�]

[Nick Diamante grabs Rob DiMarco by his neck�]

Nick Diamante - Nothing� to do� with what? Wrestling? Sports entertainment? My friend� what does ruining another man's livelihood have to do with sports� entertainment? What does stealing his place in the pecking order� have to do� with sports� entertainment! WHAT� does BROWN-NOSING to Tom Stone� thus costing me� MY JOB, AND MY BEST FRIEND'S JOB� have� to do� WITH SPORTS� ENTERTAINMENT? CHANDLER! 10 MONTHS AGO, YOU� DREW�. THE LINE! YOU� WROTE�. THE RULES, and I� for 10 months� have played, BY YOUR RULES!

[Diamante releases DiMarco and faces the camera with an extremely sadistic look on his face�]

Nick Diamante - CHANDLER, YOUR GIRLFRIEND WAS AN EXAMPLE� one, of your own treachery. Now that you know how it feels to be DICKED AROUND with, under your own set of rules��.. DON'T COME CRYIN' TO ME, LITTLE MAN� BECAUSE THIS IS ALL� YOUR� FAULT�

[Points straight at the screen�]

Nick Diamante - �and I won't� be held� accountable!

[Diamante shoves the camera and walks away�]

The Informer - WHAT A HIDEOUS HUMAN BEING! AFTER ALL THIS! HOW CAN HE EVEN PLACE THE BLAME ON SOMEONE ELSE?? HOW??

Vic Canon - THAT MAN IS MESSED UP IN THE HEAD! HE NEEDS COUNSELING!

Eddie Sensation - Hey, you people may not agree with it because you're pissed off right now, BUT IT'S THE TRUTH! Chandler basically screwed Diamante over in every possible way! He claimed ownership for Diamante's ideas! And he placed Nick on the back-burner because of it! THAT IS NOT RIGHT!

The Informer - AND POWERBOMBING A HELPLESS WOMAN IS???

Vic Canon - There's absolutely no justification for that, NONE! Thankfully, the EMT's have Chandler's girlfriend on a stretcher here, and they are finally moving her to the back. Chandler is right there with her, and quite honestly� he looks tremendously shaken by this situation!

Eddie Sensation - You wreak what you sow!

The Informer - Don't even go there! Well, Nick Diamante� HOT-SHOT� you got what you wanted! You have Chandler off his game mentally! But I just hope, for your own well being� I HOPE� you know what you've gotten yourself into!

Vic Canon - Let's go to the back right now. We'll keep you updated whenever we get news.

Nomad - What the hell do you think, Rob?! Of course it ends tonight. Every time me and Dino Delsante have met, I laid that son-of-a-bitch out. Do you know why, Rob? Do you know why?! Because he isn't half the wrestler, half the competitor, he isn't half the MAN I am. I am the greatest EWA International Champion of all time, and tonight I'm going to prove it. I beat the Brink to take back my title, and tonight I'm going for a repeat performance against "The Cornerstone". I am a former World Heavyweight Champion, Dino. You? You're the shit caked in the soles of my fucking boot. And tonight, it ends. Your title reign, your career, and your life.

Rob DiMarco - Okay...who do you think is going to win tonight in the "I RESPECT YOU!" match? Diamante or Chandler?

Nomad - WHY THE SHIT DO I CARE?! I'm here tonight for one reason and one reason only: To get back MY International Title by any means neccessary. And don't think for a second that I won't do it. Who's gonna' win the match tonight?! Chandler. Why?! Because Diamante sucks just a little bit more than the Swamphopping SuperHick. Now if you don't mind, Rob, I have a match.

Rob DiMarco - Over to you Rachel!

Dino Delsante - Something is going to end tonight. Our rivalry? Maybe not. My reign as International Champion? Possibly. Nomad's career? Definitely! See Nomad, you waltzed in here without a single scratch on you. Flawless, like a rare gem that few have ever seen. But here I am, scarred and bruised. I'm the future of this company, and you're its past. Tonight, we collide in the present. Ascent to Armageddon...12 steps up a ladder, 30 feet above the ground to take what is the hottest title in the EWA right now. And no one, not Tom Stone, not Hacker, not John Babcock, not Brink, not Cody Covington, and definitely not you, Nomad...not a single one of you is going to knock me off my perch, for I stand alone at the top of this hill!

Rachel Stevens - ...Who do you think is going to win tonight in the "I RESPECT YOU!" match. Diamante or Chandler?

Dino Delsante - Are you f**king kidding me?! You're asking me about a match I could care less about when I am minutes away from my own? Are you stupid? Do you think I care about Skywalker Death Matches and Table Matches and I Respect the Way You Dress Matches? I care about one match and one match only and that is my match! I could care less if the two of them walk in there, wearing diapers, with nipples in their mouths! Unless either one of them is going to be involved in my match, then I could give a good gawd damn about either one of them! It's me and Nomad right now, and no one else!

Rachel Stevens - Back to you guys at ringside!

Vic Canon - Yep.. Ascent to Armageddon! The EWA International Title will be hung 15 feet above a Hell in a Cell cage! To win, you must climb out of the Hell in a Cell, set up a ladder, and climb it 15 feet to grab the International Title!

Eddie Sensation - This is gonna be sweet!! I think someone is going to get seriously hurt in this match!!

The Informer - And you have good reason to think that! How well can a ladder stand on top of a cage?!

Vic Canon - Good point... Let's send it to Chris Myers!

Chris Myers - This next match is a sepcial Ascent to Armageddon EWA International Title Match! Introducing first... standing 6'2" and weighing in at 256 pounds, from New York, New York, Nomad!

["Time Bomb" by Godsmack blasts through the speakers, as Nomad steps out from behind the curtain and heads towards the ring.]

The Informer - And there's Nomad! Ex-EWA Heavyweight Champion, and 2 TIME Ex-EWA International Champion! He's got A LOT of experience in this division!

Vic Canon - I think Dino is going to put up a great fight tonight, but I'm going to pick Nomad as the winner of this match!

Eddie Sensation - WHAT?!?! YOU CAN'T PICK NOMAD!!! I'M PICKING HIM!!!!!

Chris Myers - And his opponent... standing 6'3" and weighing in at 235 pounds, from Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania, the EWA International Champion, "The Cornerstone" Dino Delsante!

["Down" by Stone Temple Pilots blasts through the speakers, as the EWA International Champion, "The Cornerstone" Dino Delsante steps out from behind the curtain and heads towards the ring.]

The Informer - And now both men are in the cage! Referee Lee Fleming is locking the door...

Vic Canon - We've got a staredown, here.

Eddie Sensation - Good call, jackass.

The Informer - Dino is hesitating, but Nomad is ready to go. He charges in...

Vic Canon - OH! Dino catches him with a spinebuster!!!

Eddie Sensation - Ha! Nomad hit the ground faster than Vic after one beer.

The Informer - Nomad is up, and he's going after Dino again...this time Nomad hits a hip toss, followed by a kick to the head of Dino Delsante!

Vic Canon - Damn, did you hear that?!

Eddie Sensation - And Nomad is begging Dino to get back up! I love it!

The Informer - Dino lures Nomad in, and drops him with a quick sweep to the legs! Both men jump back to their feet!

Vic Canon - The tie up...and Dino comes out on top with a hammerlock! Nomad reverses it, hammerlock on Delsante.

Eddie Sensation - OUCH! Dino breaks the hold with a quick back kick between the uprights!!! There goes Nomad's ability to have little gothic babies!!!

The Informer - Dino whips Nomad into the ropes, and drops him with a powerslam.

Vic Canon - Dino grabs Nomad and slaps him in a sleeper hold.

Eddie Sensation - A rest hold this early in the match?! If he's that tired already, maybe he really doesn't deserve to be International Champion.

The Informer - He's just wearing him down, Eddie. He's not out-of-shape, he's just pacing himself well.

Vic Canon - Yes, a good ring technician knows how to wear down his opponent. Once you wear him down, it's easier to get him in a pinfall or a submission.

Eddie Sensation - You friggin' idiot. This is a ladder match, there are no pins or submissions.

The Informer - Nomad is fighting back, now. He's up to one knee, now he's on his feet. Dino switches to a headlock. Nomad's driving elbows into the gut of "The Cornerstone", but Dino isn't breaking the hold.

Vic Canon - That did it!!! Nomad picked up Delsante, and dropped him to the mat in a belly-to-back suplex!

Eddie Sensation - Yeah, gothy! Kick his ass!!!

The Informer - Nomad drops a leg across the throat of Dino, and now he's picking him back up. Fire thunder driver by Nomad!

Vic Canon - Nomad is climbing up the turnbuckles, I wonder what he's going for....wait! He just jumped up and grabbed onto the roof of the cage!

Eddie Sensation - WOW!!! Nomad just dropped off the roof of the cage and hit a senton splash on Dino Delsante!!!

The Informer - Dino is hurt, and Nomad is preparing to capitalize. He pulls Delsante to his feet, and whips him into the ropes. SUPERKICK!!! Dino goes down hard!!!

Vic Canon - Nomad is climbing the turnbuckles again, but he's waiting at the top while Dino gets to his feet. Delsante doesn't see him!!!

Eddie Sensation - Of course he doesn't see him, he's facing the other way you retard!!!

The Informer - Dino turns around...and eats a top-rope hurricanrana from Nomad!!!

Vic Canon - Nomad is trying to end this right now! He's climbing up the cage to that trap door to the roof!!!

Eddie Sensation - Hahaha! This is great!!! Nomad is going to not only beat, but humiliate the International Champion!!!

The Informer - Not if Dino Delsante has anything to say about it!!! He's up to his feet, and going after Nomad!

Vic Canon - Dino climbs up alongside Nomad, and...DAMN!!! He just hit a side Russian leg sweep off the side of the cage!!! That had to hurt!!!

Eddie Sensation - Not as much as the look on your girlfriend's face when you pulled down your pants, I bet.

Vic Canon - Shut up, Eddie.

The Informer - Both men are getting to their feet. Dino sets up Nomad....brainbuster!!! Dino picks Nomad back up, and whips him into the side of the cage head-first!

Vic Canon - Nomad is dazed, and Dino comes from behind with a clothesline to the back of the head!!!

Eddie Sensation - I always knew Dino was the kind of guy who comes from behind!!!

Vic Canon - Shut up, Eddie!

Eddie Sensation - His door swings both ways!

Vic Canon - Shut up, Eddie!!!

Eddie Sensation - He's puttin' from the rough!!!

Vic Canon - SHUT UP, EDDIE!!!

Eddie Sensation - Haha....fag.

The Informer - Dino is laying in rights and lefts to the face of Nomad! Nomad is backed into the corner, there's nothing he can do here.

Vic Canon - Except that!!! Nomad picked up Dino and fell backwards, slamming Delsante's face into the turnbuckle!!!

Eddie Sensation - Both men are down, and the crowd is rallying behind "The Cornerstone"!!!

The Informer - Nomad gets to his feet, he's going after Dino. But Dino stops him short with a punch to the midsection! And another! Dino is up, and he sets up Nomad for a powerbomb!

Vic Canon - HOLY SHIT!!! At the apex of the powerbomb, rather than drop Nomad on his back, he fell backwards and dropped Nomad throat-first on the top rope!!!

Eddie Sensation - Your girlfriend dropped throat-first on me last night, you know.

The Informer - Knock it off, Eddie. Dino pulls Nomad back to his feet....he goes for the Iron City Drop, but Nomad turns it into a single-arm DDT on Delsante!!!

Vic Canon - That move isn't very effective, but it definitely got Nomad out of a tight situation!

Eddie Sensation - Speaking of "tight situations", is your girlfriend in the arena tonight?

Vic Canon - Leave my girlfriend out of this, damnit!!!

The Informer - Both men are up, but Nomad is stumbling. Dino whips Nomad into the ropes, Nomad comes back...DDT!!! DDT on Dino Delsante!!!

Vic Canon - Both men are down! They're crawling to the ropes and pulling themselves up, but they've both taken a lot of punishment in this match!

Eddie Sensation - You know, Vic. I think your sole purpose on this earth is to point out the obvious.

Vic Canon - And your sole purpose is to make fun of me!!!

Eddie Sensation - Damn straight!!!

Vic Canon - [Shakes his head...]

The Informer - Dino is laying kicks into the gut of Nomad, Nomad doubles over...snap powerbomb puts Nomad down! Dino is climbing up to the roof of the cage!!!

Vic Canon - He's up to the trap door...he's through!!! Dino Delsante is on the roof of the cage!!! He just might win this one!!!

Eddie Sensation - Don't count on it, jackass. Nomad's up, and he's climbing up after Dino.

The Informer - Dino is setting up the ladder, and climbing up!!! He's going for the title!!!

Vic Canon - But he doesn't see Nomad!!!

Eddie Sensation - That's because he's behind him, you moron!!! How many times to we have to go over this?!?!?!

The Informer - Dino is about � of the way up, and Nomad's coming up behind him. He gets under Delsante, and drops him onto the roof of the cage with a HUGE powerbomb!!!

Vic Canon - I think I saw the roof of the cage give way!!! It's just chain-link fence keeping them from falling 20 feet to the mat!!!

Eddie Sensation - Nomad's going for the belt!!!

The Informer - Nomad is climbing up the ladder!!! But Dino is up, and he's climbing up the other side!!! BOTH MEN ARE AT THE TOP!!!

Vic Canon - They're trading rights and lefts, Dino sets Nomad up... IRON CITY DROP!!! IRON CITY DROP OFF THE TOP OF THE LADDER!!!

Eddie Sensation - MIGHTY FUCK!!! THEY WENT THROUGH THE CAGE!!!

The Informer - BOTH MEN HIT THE MAT 35 FEET BELOW!!! BOTH MEN ARE DOWN!!!

Vic Canon - That was unbelievable!!!

Eddie Sensation - Yeah, kinda' like the sex with your bitch last night.

Vic Canon - Damnit, Eddie, keep your mouth shut!!!

The Informer - Dino is slowly getting up, he can't believe what just happened!!! Nomad's getting to his feet as well, and Dino's coming after him! Dino sets him up for another Iron City Drop....NO!

Vic Canon - THE WANDERING!!! NOMAD REVERSED THE ICD INTO A WANDERING!!!

Eddie Sensation - Hahaha!!! Nomad is capitalizing, and scrambling up to the roof of the cage! He's climbing right up the section they fell through, it's still dangling from the roof!

The Informer - Dino is up, he's climbing up after him! Nomad starts to climb the ladder, but Dino pulls him off!!! They're trading punches, this is a war!!!

Vic Canon - You got that right, Informer!!! DAMN! Dino hit a dropkick, and sent Nomad right over the edge of the cage!!!

Eddie Sensation - But look!!! Nomad held on!!! Dino's climbing the ladder, he doesn't see Nomad climbing back up!!!

Vic Canon - Of course he doesn't see Nomad, he's behind him!!! How do you like that, dumbass?!?!?!

Eddie Sensation - What's your point? You're just pointing out the obvious again.

Vic Canon - DAMNIT, EDDIE!!!

The Informer - Dino has reached the top of the ladder!!! He's almost got the belt!!! What the hell is Nomad waiting for?!

Vic Canon - THAT'S WHAT!!! HE JUST DROPKICKED THE LADDER, AND SENT IT OVER!!! DINO DELSANTE FELL ALL THE WAY TO THE FLOOR, 40 FEET BELOW, AND CRASHED THROUGH THE SPANISH ANNOUNCE TABLE!!!!!!

Eddie Sensation - "THE CORNERSTONE" IS DEAD!!! HE MUST BE DEAD!!!

The Informer - MY GOD!!! DINO DELSNATE IS OUT!!! LOOK AT HIS ARM!! IT LOOKS LIKE IT'S DISLOCATED!!!

Vic Canon - LETS GET SOME HELP OUT HERE FOR DINO!!!!

Eddie Sensation - CLIMB, NOMAD! CLIMB!!!!

The Informer - Nomad waited for just the right time!!! He's setting up the ladder, he's got this one in the bag!!! Nomad starts climbing the ladder...

Vic Canon - HE'S ALMOST AT THE TOP!!! HE'S ALMOST THERE!!!

Eddie Sensation - NOMAD IS REACHING FOR THE BELT.........

The Informer - HE'S GOT IT!!! HE'S GOT IT!!! HE'S GOT IT!!! NOMAD IS THE INTERNATIONAL CHAMPION AGAIN!!! HE DID IT!!!

Vic Canon - NOMAD HAS JUST WON THE FIRST EVER "ASCENT TO ARMAGEDDON" MATCH TO BECOME THE FIRST THREE-TIME INTERNATIONAL CHAMPION IN EWA HISTORY!!! WHAT A MOMENT!!!

Chris Myers - The winner of this match, and NEW EWA International Champion, Nomad!

Eddie Sensation - DINO IS DEAD, AND NOMAD IS STANDING 40 FEET IN THE AIR WITH THE EWA INTERNATIONAL TITLE AROUND HIS WAIST!!!

The Informer - NOMAD IS LEAVING THE ARENA, AND PARAMEDICS ARE COMING OUT TO WORK ON "THE CORNERSTONE" DINO DELSANTE!!!

Vic Canon - MY GOD! I DONT THINK DINO DELSANTE WILL BE WALKING FOR A WHILE!!

Eddie Sensation - HAHAHA!!!

The Informer - I HATE watching people get attended to.... Can we please get the camera off of Dino?? Send it backstage... something... ANYTHING!

Reckless - Our little series will end tonight, but the hatred will remain. Yes, I've gotten inside the head of Mr D-F-A like noone else, I've destroyed his ride, I've burnt down his house, killed his dog, and put his ass in the ocean. I've alse made him suffer his first defeat here in EWA. The fact is Thrylla, I OWN YOU! You've gotten little moral victories over me here and there, a trip to the dump, blowing up Lodi's head. But look at yourself Thrylla, you're going crazy! You haven't slept for days, you haven't bathed in longer than that. Even if I lose here tonight, I've accomplished my goals. I've FUCKED with you like you've never been fucked with before! You'll look back to these past few weeks, and remember the fear, the paranoia, the hatred that went through your fragile little mind. I'll look back on it and say, I made one of the greatest wrestlers in history my personal bitch! Tonight's the final chapter Thrylla, Death May come from Above, but Homicide comes from the Hardcore Superstar.

Rob DiMarco - ...Who do you think is going to win tonight in the "I RESPECT YOU!" match. Diamante or Chandler?

Reckless - Diamante, definitely. Next to me, he may be the best guy in the business when it comes to fucking with people's minds. Now, if you'll excuse me.

Rob DiMarco - Over to you Rachel!

Serial Thrylla - Leave.

Rachel Stevens - Wh..wh..at?

Serial Thrylla - No, I didn't stutter. Give me that [Grabs her question sheet...] Hit the bricks toots.

Rachel Stevens - Oooooookay [Leaves]

Serial Thrylla - ...Carried out via stretcher at NC-17 "Pure Violence". Attacked in the privacy of my own home. The D-F-A pimp van, detonated. Jumped from behind by a supposed Warrior. My home in Syracuse, torched like a marshmellow. Last but not least, I was given a mafia burial in San Jose. All it is... it's just an extremely painful migraine headache. YOU gave it to me Reckless. YOU'VE thrown everything possible at me.... Yet, I'm still standing. NO ONE has ever died of a headache Reckless, however, many have died of cowardice. That, my friend, will be your fate. In just a few short minutes, at No Fear, we're going to find out just WHO is TRULY afraid. You don't have much time left Reckless... So find your god. Whether it's Allah, Buddha, or Jesus H. Christ... It doesn't matter, because I WILL administer your final judgement.

Now, what else did she have to ask. [Looks at sheet.] ...Who do you think is going to win tonight in the �I RESPECT YOU!� match� Diamante or Chandler?...

Tough question Stevens. I got the feeling Chandler is walking right into a trap.. And if that's the case, then I may have to make an extra appearance tonight. But there's only one issue at hand, and that's you Reckless.. Tonight you're going to find out just why.... HOMICIDE IS FROM THE HEAVENS... and Death. comes from.... Above.

The Informer - And here we go... Reckless versus Thrylla. Just look at that scaffold hanging high above the arena. Can you feel the electricity?

Vic Canon - This is going to be a bloodbath. Tonight isn't about gold or respect for these two men. Tonight is about pure unadultrated hatred.

Eddie Sensation - And... tonight's about the death of D-F-A ONCE AND FOR ALL!

The Informer - Lets take this to the ring.

Chris Myers - This next match is a Skywalker Death Match! Introducing first... standing 6'1" and weighing in at 235 pounds, from Cincinnati, Ohio, "The Hardcore Superstar" Reckless!

["Welcome to the Fold" by Filter blasts through the speakers, as "The Hardcore Superstar" Reckless steps out from behind the curtain and heads towards the ring, wearing a D-F-A Shirt.]

Chris Myers - And his opponent... standing 6'2" and weighing in at 237 pounds, from Syracuse, New York, Serial Thrylla!

["Serial Thrilla" by Prodigy blasts through the speakers, as the crowd waits for Serial Thrylla, but nobody comes out.]

The Informer - Where is Thrylla??

Vic Canon - Uh oh... what the hell!?

[A brand new version of the D-F-A Pimp-van rolls towards the ring.]

The Informer - The van lives!! And Thrylla's in the driver's seat! Reckless is charging full bore at the van!

Vic Canon - AND THRYLLA DIDN'T BOTHER TO STOP! HE RAN RECKLESS OVER LIKE A STRAY DOG!

Eddie Sensation - VEHICULAR HOMICIDE, VEHICULAR HOMICIDE!

The Informer - Thrylla just climbed out! He's wearing that same NBL shirt that he had on in his interview from the streets of Shreveport.

Vic Canon - He's just standing on top of the van, laughing at Reckless.

Eddie Sensation - Arrest that man! MURDERER! MURDERER!

Vic Canon - He's jumping down, Thrylla is going right for Reckless!

The Informer - Thrylla is all over Reckless like a cheap suit! Reckless hasn't mounted any offense since..well, he hasn't mounted any offense!

Vic Canon - Well, getting hit by a van will do that to you! I'm surprised Reckless is even able to walk!

Eddie Sensation - That van should have never been allowed at ringside! And are they ever gonna get on the scaffold??

The Informer - Thrylla's grabs a chair from ringside, and goes after Reckless. Thrylla lifts the chair, and Reckless kicks the chair, knocking it back into Thrylla's face.

Eddie Sensation - Here comes Reck! You can't keep a good man down!

Vic Canon - Reckless picks up Serial Thrylla..Super DDT on the concrete!! It looks like Thrylla was busted open on that one!

The Informer - and Reckless isn't capitalizing! He going..he's going up the ladder.

Eddie Sensation - So, is the match going to officially begin now?

Vic Canon - I think so. Serial Thrylla is just now getting to his feet, and he sees Reckless on the scaffold, taunting him! And now Thrylla is going up the ladder

The Informer - Thrylla is on the last rung, but Reckless won't let him up! He's kicking Thrylla in the face!

Eddie Sensation - Did I just see a tooth fly out? Sound strategy by Reckless, he's got Serial Thrylla in a vulnerable position, and he is exploiting it!

The Informer - Reckless goes to kick Thrylla again, but Thrylla sweeps the other leg with his right arm. Reckless falls flat on his back!

Vic Canon - That gave Thrylla the opportunity to get on the scaffold. Now Thrylla is on Reckless. Repeated right hands to the head of Reckless!

Eddie Sensation - Reckless flips Serial Thrylla off of him, and now both men are up! Right hand by Reckless, blocked by Thrylla! Thrlla throws a right of his own, blocked by Reckless! Reckless goes for a leg sweep, Serial Thrylla jumps, Reckless catches him as he comes down. Overhead belly to belly ..Thrylla lands on his feet..Dropkick onto Reckless, and Reck is down! Whew..I'm out of breath!

Vic Canon - Both men have brought their A Game tonight! Reckless charges Thrylla..running clothesline attempt, but Thrylla ducks..Thrylla turns and locks a cobra clutch onto Reckless..Reckless drops down! Jawbreaker! Thrylla is in pain! Reckless is up..HUGE RUNNING CLOTHESLINE!

The Informer - Reckless is looking out into the crowd and laughing! He thinks it's over! Reckless grabs Serial Thrylla and begins to toss him off of the scaffold..Block by Thrylla. Another attempt by Reckless, another block by Thrylla! Thrlla counters..Spinning neckbreaker!

Vic Canon - Neither man can seem to get the advantage. Reckless gets up, and he charges Serial Thrylla. Right hand, left hand, another right, right, another left..all blocked by Serial Thrylla, now Thrylla is on the offensive, right, left, uppercut, back roundhouse kick, all blocked by Reckless!..Damn, is this a wrestling match, or did I turn on The Matrix!?!

Eddie Sensation - Take the blue pill Vic.

Vic Canon - Will you stop!

The Informer - Thrylla goes for a clothesline, and Reckless ducks..he locks Thrylla in..Release Tiger Suplex!! Thrylla landed right on his head on that one!

Vic Canon - Say what you want about Reckless's methods. Call him a coward, but I don't think anyone has taken it to Serial Thrylla like Reckless.

The Informer - hat's just it! He doesn't need to attack Thrylla from behind! But he does it anyway, and he gets his friends to help out too!

Eddie Sensation - Why not take advantage of every situation? He's gotten in Thrylla's head like noone else. I mean, look at Thrylla, he looks like a lunatic! And look at Reckless! He's just tapping Thrylla with his foot, laughing at him!

The Informer - And the crowd is giving him hell for it! Reckless begins to bend down to pick Thrylla up, and is met with a kick to the head!

Vic Canon - Thrylla was playing possum! Another kick to the head of Reckless! Thrylla is up! Right hand to the head of Reckless! And another! And another! Reckless is toeing the edge of the scaffold!

Eddie Sensation - Thrylla is looking for the coup de gras, but Reckless just kicked him in the junk! Listen to the crowd! They felt it too!

The Informer - Reckless with a desperation move, and it worked for him. Now Reckless is on the offensive. Left hand, and another. Reckless picks up Thrylla, backdrop driver!! Thrylla is down, and Reckless is beginning to roll him off the edge of the scaffold!

Vic Canon - Reckless tries to stomp Thrylla, but Thrylla grabs his leg..Thrylla stands up..dragonscrew legwhip! Reckless rolls..he's falling off the scaffold! Wait, he's hanging on the edge, and is beginning to pull himself up. Thrylla is coming up to Reckless..kick to the head!

Eddie Sensation - Let the man get up! Reckless is pulling himself up again, and Thrylla kicks him again! This is sadistic! This is cruel! This is..

The Informer - The is exactly the same thing Reckless would do to Serial Thrylla! Reckless pulls himself up again..and before Thrylla can kick him, Reckless bit his leg! Can you believe that!!

Eddie Sensation - Desperate times call for desperate measures!

The Informer - Thrylla kicks Reckless straight in the abdomen. What the hell!?! APACOBOMB! Shades of Chandler! The Shreveport crowd is going nuts! Thrylla picks up Reckless. Knee straight into the stomach... No, Reckless counters... He's got the leg!... T-Bone Suplex! Reckless is up quickly. STANDING MOONSAULT!

Eddie Sensation - KICK HIS ASS C-Bass.

The Informer - Reckless is stomping a mudhole in Thrylla now. Listen to the chants for Thrylla! It's absolutely deafening.

Vic Canon - "The Hardcore Superstar" is setting Thrylla up... could it be..!? THE LOST CAUSE!!! LOST CAUSE! Serial Thrylla is out cold! There's nothing left to do now but throw Thrylla off the scaffold.

The Informer - Reckless is apparently signaling to the back. Oh No.... Here comes the Pegasus Warrior! They want to add insult to injury.

Eddie Sensation - He's got a can of gasoline and a hockey stick. Not only is he going to beat Thrylla like he's Kunta Kinte.. He's going to burn him like a jew from 1942.

The Informer - EDDIE THAT'S HORRIBLE! YOU RACIST PIG!

Vic Canon - Pegasus is climbing all the way up to the top. Reckless and Pegasus embrace. This may finally be the end for Serial Thrylla!

Eddie Sensation - GOOD RIDDANCE!

The Informer - Pegasus is dowsing Thrylla in gasoline. He picks him up.. going for a modified version of the Ricksaw spike.. WAIT!!! THRYLLA SLIPPED OUT! Reckless takes a swing with the hockey stick.. HE MISSED, THRYLLA'S GOT THE STICK!! WHAM! HE JUST NAILED RECKLESS!! WHAM HE NAILED PEGASUS WITH THE HOCKEY STICK!

Vic Canon - He's dowsing Pegasus Warrior in the gasoline! Serial Thrylla's has Peggy's matches! OH MY GOD HE JUST TORCHED PEGASUS WARRIOR!!!

Eddie Sensation - MURDERER! MURDERER! MURDERER! STOP DROP AND ROLL PEGASUS! STOP DROP AND ROLL!!!

The Informer - Ohhhh, revenge is so sweet. Thrylla just threw Pegasus right off the scaffold!!! OH MY HE'S DEAD!WHAT A BUMP! PEGASUS HAS FALLEN 20 FEET INTO THE PIT OF BARBWIRE AND GLASS. RING ATTENDENTS ARE USING FIRE EXTINGUISHERS ON HIS BURNING CARCAS! WHAT A MATCH!!! WHAT REVENGE!

Vic Canon - Serial Thrylla is a bloody mess. But look in his eyes, all you can see is pure insanity. He's stalking over towards Reckless.. Reck is on his knees, beggining Thrylla not to finish him off.

The Informer - Reckless charges Thrylla... Mr. D-F-A picks him up... Sidewalk.... no.. Reckless with a float over... They're right near the edge of the scaffold... Wait... They're jockeying for position. Thrylla has Reckless in neckbreaker position...

Vic Canon - DEATH FROM ABOVE OFF THE TOP OF THE SCAFFOLD!! JUST CRASHED TO THE GROUND! BOTH MEN HAVE FALLEN FROM THE SCAFFOLD!

Eddie Sensation - Thrylla's fallen off the scaffold! Reckless is the winner!

The Informer - That's because he D-F-A'd Reckless off the damn thing you idiot! What is the referee going to do? The referee just mentioned something to Chris Myers... Lets see what the scoop is..

Chris Myers - The referee has announced that the winner of this match will be determined by pinfall or submission and falls count anywhere!

Vic Canon - YES! And Thrylla is back up to his feet. He's dragging Reckless right next to Pegasus Warrior. Serial Thrylla is walking back towards the van.. He's climbing into the van... What the hell is he doing...

Eddie Sensation - SOMEONE TAKE THIS MAN'S LICENSE AWAY!!!

The Informer - He's driving the van right over the bodies of Reckless and Pegasus Warrior..

Vic Canon - He's climbing out of the van. Now he's on the roof! Thrylla is yelling something to the referee.

The Informer - Serial Thrylla is making the ref count! How symbolic, the Warrior and Reckless are finally getting what they deserve.

Eddie Sensation - Thrylla is going to need Johnnie Cochran after this! SOMEONE ARREST THIS PSYCHO.

Vic Canon - Here's the count! ONE.......

The Informer - TWO......

Crowd - ...........THREE!!!!!!!!!!!!

Eddie Sensation - NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!

Vic Canon - I've never seen anything like this before! Reckless has taken Thrylla to his absolute limit. Never has anyone tested the master of D-F-A like this!

The Informer - Finally, I think the headache is over for Serial Thrylla. Bring out the body bags for Pegasus Warrior and Reckless.

Eddie Sensation - NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!

["Serial Thrilla" by Prodigy begins to play as Serial Thrylla drives the van out of the arena.]

The Informer - WHAT A NIGHT!!! AND WE STILL HAVE 2 HUGE MATCHES COMING, INCLUDING CHANDLER AND DIAMANTE!

Thorn - How do I think I'll do... well, seeing that a guy like me can be cocky as hell, I'm going to have to say that I'm going to do good, but no Rob D. not just good... DAMN ASS HELL GOOD! You see, take a look at Thorn's background in the EWA, 3 time EWA Extreme Champion. Does Brink even know what extreme means? Thorn, king of Tar Heel Manic matches... I've never wanted to be king of a certain match, I've always thought it was dumb, but I have to speak the truth when I say that, I am the King of the Tar Heel Manic match, why you ask? Well, when I was Extreme Champ, not only did I defend the belt on a regular basis, almost EVERY match I defended it in was a Tar Heel Manic match, so I guess you could say that I have a little exprience in these matches. Brink might have thought of the match in his demented little head, but he couldn't be good at a match like that, he doesn't have the balls, he doesn't have the guts, he doesn't have the threshold of pain like some of us do, he couldn't stand seeing the blood dripping from his face and not get scared, he couldn't look at the stack of tables, chairs, bats, barbwire, ladders, all that yummy shit, he couldn't handle it then, and he sure as hell can't handle it now. So you when you ask, "How do you think you'll do?" The answer is simple Rob D. I'm going to be the best I can, and you know, I know, and The Brink knows that it's better then anything that he can do.

Rob DiMarco - ...Who do you think is going to win tonight in the "I RESPECT YOU!" match. Diamante or Chandler?

Thorn - Rob, who's in that match?

Rob DiMarco - Umm, I just said it...

Thorn - ANSWER THE DAMN QUESTION!!!

Rob DiMarco - Chandler and Nick Diamante.

Thorn - Who am I?

Rob DiMarco - ...Thorn...

Thorn - Was my name one of those two?

Rob DiMarco - N-

Thorn - THEN I DON'T GIVE A FUCK!!!

Rob DiMarco - ...uhh... Over to you Rachel!

[Brink pushes a tape on a stereo he has conveniently next to him, when it is played, you can hear a bunch of sirens and buzzers. Brink pushes STOP on the tape, and picks up the mic.]

The Brink - Congrats Rachel, you said the word of the day! It's REVENGE!

Rachel Stevens - YAH! What do I win?!

The Brink - A slap in the face, bitch.

[Brink slaps the taste right out of the skank's mouth.]

Rachel Stevens - OUCH! You slapped ME just for saying REVENGE?!

[Brink slaps her again.]

Rachel Stevens - YOU F*CKER! Oops... pardon my language...

The Brink - Shut up bizatch! Gimme the f*ckin' mic. Tonight, I go into the ring to get my... Rachel, say it..

[Rachel shakes her head furiously.]

The Brink - Fine.. REVENGE... don't you dare fucking slap me, you ten cent crack hoe. In a few moments, I will be walking down that aisle, with "Descent" playing in the background, with the crowd on their feet, and with determination in my eyes... Is this shit going to end tonight? I THINK SO..... And as for Thorn challenging me to a match that was the brainchild of myself... that's fine, home court advantage: BRINK.

Rachel Stevens - ...Who do you think is going to win tonight in the "I RESPECT YOU!" match. Diamante or Chandler?

The Brink - Bitchface...

Rachel Stevens - Yes..

The Brink - Do you think I give a fuck?

Rachel Stevens - Yes..

The Brink - Bitchface...

Rachel Stevens - Y..

The Brink - SHUT THE FUCK UP!!!

Rachel Stevens - Back to you guys at ringside!

Eddie Sensation - That's right, Tar Heel Manic style, and we all know that The Brink is going to lay the boot down on Thorn tonight, in the match that HE originated.

Chris Myers - This next match is scheduled for one fall, and is a Tar Heel Manic Match! Introducing first... standing 6'1" and weighing in at 201 pounds, from Sacramento, California, Thorn!

["From This Day" by Machine Head blasts through the speakers, as Thorn steps out from behind the curtain and heads towards the ring.]

Chris Myers - And his opponent... standing 6'6" and weighing in at 266 pounds, from Charlotte, North Carolina, The Brink!

[Suddenly... The EWA Big Screen is lit up with flashing images of The Brink, as his original theme "Whatever" by Godsmack begins to echo over the PA system. He walks down the aisle to the ring carefully, but with a bit of confidence.]

The Informer - Thorn stands in the ring with the bats, taking some practice swings while he waits for The Brink.

Eddie Sensation - Man, he has bad form.

Vic Canon - What's Brink doing? He went into the ring with the chairs, shouldn't he have gone after Thorn?

The Informer - If someone that hated you was waiting for you with a bat, would you go after them?

Vic Canon - Point made.

Eddie Sensation - The Brink's using that huge super brain of his, this is all strategy. Look at the master at work now, he's throwing chairs all over the place!

The Informer - What the hell is he doing?!

Vic Canon - Thorn got tired of waiting and started throwing bats, not outside of the bat ring, but AT The Brink!!

The Informer - The Brink dodged the barrage of bats, and now he picked one up and is heading towards the ring that Thorn is in!! Looks like business is about to pick up!!

Eddie Sensation - The Brink's now in the ring, they're staring each other down. Looks like Thorn's afraid of The Brink!!

The Informer - Thorn dashes at The Brink and swings the bat right at his face!!! Brink blocked!!! Look at these two! It's a sword fight... but with... bats!!!

Vic Canon - Ahh.... they remind me of Luke Skywalker and Darth Vader, someone remind me to watch those movies for the 32nd.. I MEAN 2nd time tomorrow.

Eddie Sensation - I'm not going to cover up for you on that one Vic.

The Informer - Me either, but I'll admit these two seem like they've taken a sword fighting class before or something, cause they haven't connected yet, all blocks!!

Eddie Sensation - THAT DIDN'T LAST LONG!!! BRINK JUST SLAMMED THORN IN THE SIDE!!! HOW'S THAT FOR A THORN IN YOUR SIDE!!!

The Informer - OH MY GOD!! Thorn might have busted ribs!! Thorn's down and Brink isn't showing any signs of stopping!!

Vic Canon - That never happened in the movie....

Eddie Sensation - Does it just suck being you?

The Informer - THE BAT BROKE!! THE BAT BROKE!! The Brink just broke a baseball bat over the back of Thorn!!

Eddie Sensation - How's that for King of Tar Heel Manic matches!! Look at Brink, he didn't stop when the bat broke, he just lifted up Thorn and nailed him with a backbreaker, look's like Thorn's got a weak spot now!!

Vic Canon - So does that make The Brink Thorn's father?

Eddie Sensation - PLEASE... just SHUT THE HELL UP!!

The Informer - Thorn escaped to the outside and is looking to catch some breath. The Brink is just now getting out of the ring. Thorn's got one of those chairs that The Brink threw out of the ring and The Brink hasn't noticed!!

Eddie Sensation - WATCH OUT BRINK!!

The Informer - BAM!!!

Eddie Sensation - NNNOO!!!

The Informer - DID YOU HEAR THAT SHOT?!!? That knocked The Brink flat on his back!!

Vic Canon - Is this the part where Brink dies, cause he's like Vader??

The Informer - Eddie just don't listen to him, ok? He's on one of those "Star Wars" things again.

Eddie Sensation - Deal.

The Informer - Ok, but back to the match... Thorn is pounding away at The Brink, a flurry of rights and lefts are connecting on the skull of The Brink, Thorn's going crazy someone stop him!!!

Eddie Sensation - If I have to, I'll go beat Thorn's ass!!

Vic Canon - See, what they don't tell you is that the movies released in the 70's were episodes 4, 5, and 6. They want us to figure that out ourselves, and now they have episode one out, which I think was tight, especially Jar Jar Binks.

The Informer - Thorn lifts up The Brink and tosses him into the ring that had chairs in it. Thorn tosses The Brink into the ropes, and connects with a BIG clothesline. Thorn runs to the outside and grabs a chair, gets back in the ring and places its on The Brink and then goes up to the top and goes for a moonsault, but The Brink wasn't quite out of it and nails Thorn across the face on his way down!!!

Eddie Sensation - LOOK AT THE BLOOD FLOW!!! WOOHOO!! GOD I LOVE IT!!!

Vic Canon - When Darth cut off Luke's hand, it wasn't bloody....

Eddie Sensation - The Brink sets up a stack of chairs on the canvas...

The Informer - What's The Brink up to?!

Eddie Sensation - He's taking Thorn up to the top with him!! COULD IT BE?!?! IT IS!! YES!!! THE BRINK JUST POWERBOMBED THORN ONTO A STACK OF CHAIRS!!!

The Informer - THORN'S BACK HAS GOT TO BE BROKEN!! HE'S JUST LYING THERE, HE ISN'T MOVING!!! NOW BRINK'S DRAGGING THORN OUT OF THE RING AND INTO THE RING WITH THE TABLES!! THIS ISN'T GOOD!!!

Eddie Sensation - What do you mean this isn't good?!!? THIS IS GREAT!!

Vic Canon - See, the light saber is too hot and when it cuts through something, it kinda melts it together, like welding.

The Informer - The Brink set up a table on the inside, and a table on the outside, I don't like the look of this. BRINK JUST BELLY TO BACK SUPLEXED THORN THROUGH THE TABLE IN THE RING!!!

Eddie Sensation - THAT'S MAH BOY!! Whatcha got up your sleeve now?? The Brink gets Thorn on his feet and stands him next to the ropes and runs against the ropes on the other side, could we see the Hostile DDT?!?!

The Informer - Looks like thats what The Brink has in mind, The Brink springboards off the second ropes, BUT THORN DUCKS!!! THORN DUCKED!!! THE BRINK JUST KINDA FLOPPED ONTO THE MAT!!

Eddie Sensation - Thorn pulls The Brink up by his hair and tosses him against the ropes. NOO!! HUGE BACK BODY DROP OVER THE TOP ROPE AND THROUGH THE TABLE!!! NOOO!!!

The Informer - THORN'S GOING TO THE TOP!! WHAT ARE WE GOING TO SEE!!! THORN FLIES AND CONNECTS WITH A SENTON BOMB FROM THE TOP ROPE ALL THE WAY TO THE FLOOR!!! THIS MAN IS CRAZY!!!

Vic Canon - Me-sa Jar Jar Binks!

Eddie Sensation - GET UP BRINK!!! COME ON!!!

The Informer - Thorn's looking for something under the ring, why?!!? We have bats, we have tables, we have chairs!!! WHAT MORE COULD HE WANT!?!?!?!

Eddie Sensation - Oh no...

The Informer - Oh man...

Vic Canon - BBBAAAWWW!!! You guys like my Chewy impression?

The Informer - Thorn pulled out a ladder from under the ring! This man needs to seek help, I think he is literally crazy.

Eddie Sensation - That's only the biggest ladder I've ever seen!!

The Informer - Who the hell put that under the ring?! Thorn's got the ladder and threw it onto The Brink's beaten down body! Thorn gets on the ring apron, he goes down and gets some speed, OH MAN!!! HE JUST LANDED A LEG DROP ON THE LADDER WHICH WAS ON THE BRINK!!! MY GOD!!!

Eddie Sensation - God damn Thorn!!

The Informer - Thorn slides the ladder into the ring with all the tables, and now he's lifting up The Brink and rolling him in there too!! Thorn gets in the ring and sets up a table close to the turnbuckle, and now he's setting up The Brink on the top rope, could we see a repeat of what happened on Heat??

Eddie Sensation - OH NO!! Thorn set up the ladder now he's going to the top of it!! NO NOT THAT DAMN HURRICANRANA AGAIN!!! I CAN'T WATCH!!

The Informer - THORN JUMPS!! OH MY GOD!! THE BRINK CAUGHT HIM IN MID SWING!! DID YOU HEAR THAT CRUNCH?!?! THORN JUST CRUMPED LIKE AN ACCORDIAN!! THE BRINK JUST JACKKNIFE POWERBOMBED THORN FROM THE TOP ROPE THROUGH A TABLE!!! I CAN'T BELIEVE THIS!!!! THESE TWO HATE EACH OTHER!!! ABSOLUTE HATRED!!!

Eddie Sensation - DON'T CALL IT A COMEBACK FOLKS!!! THE BRINK HAD IT UNDER CONTROL THE WHOLE TIME, OF COURSE!!!

Vic Canon - My favorite is Bobba Fett though.

Eddie Sensation - The Brink's on a roll now!!! WHAT'S HE DOING??!?? YEAH!!! HE JUST PILEDROVE THE LADDER ONTO THORN!!

Vic Canon - Right in the solar plexis! Too bad Thorn didn't use the force!!

The Informer - Thorn is rolling around in the ring grabbing his chest!! His ribs HAVE GOT TO BE BROKEN NOW!!

Eddie Sensation - Holy shit! I can't believe what I just saw!

Vic Canon - Jar Jar Brink's justa beatsa the holy hellsa outsa Thornsa!

The Informer - What's he planning now?! He clutches his shoulder as he grabs the ladder! He's lifting it up to to an erect position...

Eddie Sensation - I don't like the looks of this, both of these careers could and might be ended tonight!

Vic Canon - Harrison Ford's career was screwed after the end of Star Wars, not ONE good movie, I swear!

The Informer - Brink is picking up Thorn by the hair, he's dragging him over to the turnbuckle! He tosses Thorn into the corner, kicks him a couple times, and slides out of the ring!

Eddie Sensation - What's he doing?!

Vic Canon - He's going to Obi Wan for some guidance!

The Informer - Brink's walking over to the third ring, he looks to be grabbing some tables! He slides one into the ring... two... three... FOUR! FOUR TABLES IN THE RING!

Eddie Sensation - SOMEONE CALL THE EMTS! THIS IS GOING TO BE A DAMN ASS HELL BLOODY MESS!

The Informer - Brink sets the legs up on each of the tables, he stacks one on top of the other, ON TOP OF THE OTHER! THREE TABLES STACKED!!! The other stands right next to the stacked tables!

Vic Canon - Help him Obi Wan, you're his only hope!

Eddie Sensation - SCREW OBI WAN, GET SOME GOD DAMN EMTS!

The Informer - Brink picks Thorn up to the first rope... now to the second... OH MY GOD... TOP ROPE! THEY'RE BOTH STANDING ON THE TOP ROPE, WAITING FOR THE OTHER TO MAKE A MOVE!

Vic Canon - Remember when Luke was...

The Informer - THORN PUNCHES BRINK! RIGHT IN THE FACE!

Eddie Sensation - Brink's responding with one of his own!

The Informer - They're duking it out! They're both losing balance!!! Thorn teeters on the BrinK... he falls! THORN FELL OFF OF THE TURNBUCKLE!!

Eddie Sensation - AHHHH!!! HE FELL! HE NEARLY BROKE THE TABLE IN HALF! THANK THE LORD IN HEAVEN HE DIDN'T FALL ON THE STACKED TABLES!

The Informer - Brink's stepping down now.. he jumps down onto the table that Thorn landed on! He's trying to pick up Thorn now...

Eddie Sensation - What the hell is he doing now?!

The Informer - Brink slides Thorn on to the top of the stacked tables! He follows him up... both men are standing on top of THREE STACKED TABLES! Brink picks up Thorn...

Vic Canon - Yo guys, this reminds me of Episode...

The Informer - SHUT UP! Brink stands tall on the tables, looking down at the half-broken table in front of him! He picks up the dazed Thorn...

Eddie Sensation - Look at Thorn's face! It's lights out for him!

The Informer - Brink continues to stare into the nothingness of Thorn's eyes! He's picking him up... Thorn punches him in the ribs! Thorn's going for a northern lights suplex!

Eddie Sensation - THIS WILL BREAK BOTH OF THEM, AND THE TABLES!!

The Informer - He lifts... NO!! NO!! NOOOOO!!!! Brink counters, WHAT THE HELL IS HE DOING NOW?!

Eddie Sensation - I haven't seen this move since the Extreme Wrestling Federation days!

Vic Canon - The what?! Even Yoda doesn't know what the hell that is!

Eddie Sensation - It's irrelevant now... all I know is that he's going for the Schpamb Bomb!

Vic Canon - BWAAAA!

Eddie Sensation - Schpamb Bomb equals TOTAL CARNAGE ON THORN'S BODILY FUNCTIONS DUMBASS!!!

The Informer - Brink has him in position...

Eddie Sensation - SOMEONE HELP HIM!

The Informer - OOOOOHHHH!!!!! BRINK NAILED THE SCHPAMB BOMB ON THORN, OFF OF THREE TABLES, THROUGH ANOTHER TABLE, AND INTO THE MAT!!

Eddie Sensation - THORN HAS TO BE DEAD! HE'S SIX FEET UNDER!

Vic Canon - Yeah, of the ring! This reminds me of that sarlacc that ate Boba Fett!

The Informer - Brink looks exhausted!

Eddie Sensation - Uhh Informer, Thorn looks dead... Brink looking exhausted is the least of our worries...

The Informer - Brink looks down at the carcass of Thorn, sweat dripping off of his entire mass. What the hell is going through his mind?!

Eddie Sensation - I have no clue, but it can't be good! What's he doing now?! THIS MATCH SHOULD BE OVER!

The Informer - Brink looks down, he's creeping to the edge of the table! He looks over to the crowd, who are all stunned! This place is eerily silent! Brink looks to his left, to his right.. light bulbs are going off left and right! HE'S JUMPING!!!!

Vic Canon - Like when Luke jumped off of the desert skiff!

The Informer - OH MY GOD!!!!!! A FROG SPLASH!!! FROG SPLASH!!!!!!! This place is going nuts with flash bulbs!! The crowd is at an uproar in mere seconds! THESE PEOPLE ARE SICK!!

Eddie Sensation - Enough about the crowd Informer, I think these men are both severely hurt... neither of them are moving... they're hardly breathing!

The Informer - The only thing we can do is wait... this match isn't over!

[After moments of silence, The EWA theme kicks in over the loudspeaker and Tom Stone walks out from behind the curtains with mic in hand.]

The Informer - What's going on here?!

Tom Stone - Listen here you crazy FUCKS, if your still conscience that is.... This match is OVER!!

Eddie Sensation - WHAT THE HELL!?! I KNOW THAT THEY WERE BARELY BREATHING, BUT THESE MEN DESERVE RESULTS!!

The Informer - Here come your results Eddie..

Tom Stone - You two have successfully broke a ring, a ring that WAS NOT a gimmick ring, you've busted too damn many tables, chairs, and bats... You used the EWA account to buy some huge ladder, and worst of all, you've stained the ring with SO MUCH BLOOD that everyone in the crowd can smell the stench of blood and sweat! You see, I don't care about you guys, I care about my equipment! You two have made me go too deep into my pocket book this time... If you were the old Thorn and Brink, I might give a shit about you guys, but honestly... I don't. So get your broken, bloody, over-rated ass' out of my ring so we can see some real wrestlers compete! And seeing as I sometimes DO have a heart, you two can have a rematch! But, none of this crazy shit that's all spendy... You guys can have a normal, a one fall match, on Tuesday Night Heat in two weeks!!

The Informer - WHAT?! STONE HAS NO HEART!!

Vic Canon - WHO CARES IF HE LOSES A RING?!?!

Eddie Sensation - AND HE HAS NO SENCE FOR RATINGS EITHER!!!

The Informer - We need some help out here for The Brink and Thorn! There's no way that they're going to walk out of here!

Vic Canon - Well fans, we've got a little video prepared for you... We'll play that while we get this ring cleaned up...

[The EWA Big Screen activates, bit white text suddenly comes into focus on the screen... "7 Months Ago..." it begins to glow and then pulsate.... the screen fades.... to black as the date shows up on the screen.... Tuesday Night Heat: October 19th... The RETURN!.... "Lithium " plays softly in the background.....]

"The Cornerstone" Dino Delsante - Cody Covington kind of reminds me of me when I started out in the XCWF. A few more years in the business and he'll lose that attitude and really be dangerous.

"The Cornerstone" Dino Delsante - Personally, Informer, I can't wait to see if Covington will get to use the "Clearly Crippling" Power Bomb. That is one of, if not THE, most devastating move in wrestling.

Vic Canon - Yeah, It should be interesting to see!

Eddie Sensation - If he hits it......

The Informer - Cody Covington takes Fallen Angel down with a spear! He grabs Fallen Angel's legs.... Slingshot into the corner!

Vic Canon - Hahahaha! Look out!!! Here it comes Dino, Here comes "Clearly Crippling"!!! That powerbomb into a facebuster should hit any second....

Eddie Sensation - BANG!!! OUCH!!! Someone peel Fallen Angel's face off the mat....

"The Cornerstone" Dino Delsante - That was Clearly Crippling.

The Informer - Cody Covington goes for the pin, Lance King counts.... 1..... 2.... 3!!

Chris Myers - And the winner of this match, Cody Covington!

"The Cornerstone" Dino Delsante - Impressive win by Cody... He should be tearing up the EWA roster in no time.

Vic Canon - Covington is in the ring! They didn't even tag! He kicks Antrim in the gut.... OH!!! CLEARLY CRIPPLING!! ANTRIM IS OUT!! COVINGTON JUST NAILED HIS OWN PARTNER!!

Vic Canon - And here it comes!!

Eddie Sensation - Covington lifts SoulStorm....

The Informer - BANG!!!!

"The Cornerstone" Dino Delsante - CLEARLY CRIPPLING!!!

Vic Canon - Thorn crawls into the ring... He rolls up Covington!! 1... 2... NO! Covington kicks him into the ropes... Thorn comes flying back, Covington ducks a clothesline and follows Thorn into the ropes...

Eddie Sensation - AHHHH!

The Informer - COVINGTON ROLLS HIM UP....

"The Cornerstone" Dino Delsante - ONE...

Vic Canon - TWO....!

Eddie Sensation - AHHHH!!

The Informer - THREE!! NEW CHAMP!! NEW CHAMP!!!

Chris Myers - And the winner of this match, and NEW EWA International Champion, "Crystal Clear" Cody Covington!!!!

"The Cornerstone" Dino Delsante - Stupid mistake. It doesn't look good for McClure.

Vic Canon - Covington picks him up... There's the signal!

Eddie Sensation - Uh oh!

The Informer - He lifts him high in the air.....

"The Cornerstone" Dino Delsante - CLEARLY CRIPPLING! Lee Fleming counts... 1.... 2..... 3!!! A rookie mistake by McClure cost him the match!

The Informer - Covington picks up AHT.... AND HE NAILS HIM AGAIN! THAT'S THE THIRD CLEARLY CRIPPLING TONIGHT!

Vic Canon - Shit.... that doesn't look too good... I think AHT got hurt on that one folks.... The ref is back in the ring!

Eddie Sensation - DAMN! Look at his neck!

The Informer - 1... 2... 3! Ring the bell! It's over!

Chris Myers - And the winner of this match, "Crystal Clear" Cody Covington!

Vic Canon - Someone get a stretcher out here for AHT.... he's hurt...

Eddie Sensation - Look! Covington is on the outside! He's got GeniPher over his shoulder! He's taking her backstage! HAHAHA!

The Informer - Deuce gets in positi� NO! CODY GETS THE ARM UP!! SMALL PACKAGE!! 1� 2� 3!! HE DID IT!!

Vic Canon - OH MY GOODNESS!! CODY COVINGTON HAS PULLED THE UPSET ON BIGG DADDY DEUCE!!!

Eddie Sensation - OH GOD!!! I CAN'T BELIEVE IT!! COVINGTON IS THE NEW WORLD CHAMPION OF THE EXTREME WRESTLING ASSOCIATION!!!

Chris Myers - The winner of this match, and NEW EWA Heavyweight Champion... "CRYSTAL CLEAR" CODY COVINGTON!

The Informer - MY GOD!! WHAT A MATCH!! WHAT AN EXTRAORDINARY MATCH!!

Vic Canon - NO ONE WILL EVER FORGET THIS MATCH!! NEVER!! THIS WAS POSSIBLY THE GREATEST MATCH IN THE HISTORY OF THE EXTREME WRESTLING ASSOCIATION!

Eddie Sensation - Bigg Daddy Deuce is laying on the canvas with his eyes open! I don't think he wants to get up and realize what has happened here.

The Informer - COVINGTON HAS JUST SAT UP, AND HE'S GOT HIS ARMS IN THE AIR! My God� The Hustler must be furious backstage!

Vic Canon - WHAT A MOMENT! CODY COVINGTON IS NOW THE CHAMPION OF THE EXTREME WRESTLING ASSOCIATION!

Eddie Sensation - Deuce has just rolled out of the ring! OH GOD! He looks pissed!

The Informer - We better be careful here! He's right in front of us! I don't want to get beat up here!

Vic Canon - Where's he going??

Eddie Sensation - It looks like he's going to grab the mic or something? No! He's grabbing the EWA World Heavyweight Title Belt!

The Informer - That's not his anymore! Oh God, this one might get ugly!

Vic Canon - You go up to him and tell him that's not his belt anymore. I'm perfectly fine to sit right here where it's relatively safe!

Eddie Sensation - He's walking away! DEUCE IS WALKING AWAY WITH THE TITLE!

The Informer - WHAT THE HELL IS THIS? No!

Vic Canon - Listen to these fans boo! They sure as hell don't like this display by Deuce, who is walking around the ring in the direction of the back!

Eddie Sensation - "Crystal Clear" Cody Covington is up in the ring with his hands on his hips, and he doesn't look to happy either.

The Informer - Wait a minute, Deuce just stopped at the head of the aisle, and he's facing the ring.

Vic Canon - He's taking a good long look at the EWA World Heavyweight Title! This is kind of sad when you think about it. Deuce has been here in the EWA for longer that most! He's been with this organization through it's good times and it's bad times, and he finally reached the pinnacle of his career by becoming the World Champion of the EWA! Now, it seems that an injury is going to cut his career short� right at it's highest point.

Eddie Sensation - I know, I've got to admit it� this is sad.

The Informer - Deuce is holding that belt over his head for possibly the last time ever in the EWA, and the fans are giving him a standing ovation! Even Cody Covington is clapping!

Vic Canon - What a moment! The goose bumps have taken over my body!

Eddie Sensation - YEAH, LET'S HEAR IT FOR THE BIGG DADDY!

The Informer - Deuce just tossed that belt up to Cody Covington, and Deuce is nodding his head in respect and appreciation!

Vic Canon - WHAT A MOMENT! VERY RARELY IN THIS SPORT DO YOU ACTUALLY SEE DISPLAYS OF RESPECT AND SPORTSMANSHIP, BUT WHEN YOU DO THEY'RE JUST THAT MUCH MORE SPECIAL!

Eddie Sensation - Covington has the belt, and he's making his way up to the top rope with it!

The Informer - This place is lighting up with flash bulbs! This is possible the most emotional night in the EWA as Deuce makes his way to the back!

[.....The camera fades to black from a picture of Cody holding up the World Championship Title. White text then scrolls across the screen....... "C4 had it all, two titles under his belt.... and his dream had been achieved.... soon enough that was all violently PULLED away from him. Why did this happen to him? Why did he have to go down as the shortest reigning champion in EWA history? Experience.... the breaking point.... the calm Cody Covington..... turned violent, aggressive, more determined, as the walls around him slowly begin to fall in....crushing him at the top of his game...." "Shove It (My Own Summer)" from the Deftones is now playing slowly in the background.....]

[Four fuchsia and cyan pyro bombs explode from each corner ring post.]

The Informer - WHAT THE...... HELL... THIS ISN'T ON TONIGHT'S FORMA.....

[3 letters, D - F - A, are flashed down ominously upon Cody Covington and The Hustler.]

Vic Canon - NO WAY IN HELL... BACK FROM THE DEAD!?!??!

["Serial Thrilla" by Prodigy streams over the Extreme Wrestling Association's sound system.]

Crowd - D-F-A!, D-F-A!, D-F-A!, D-F-A!, D-F-A!

The Informer - IT'S GOTTA BE... IT'S GOTTA BE HIM....

[The Arena lighting finally illuminates the once darkened arena. However, not even a return from darkness can silence the fans or the music.]

Eddie Sensation - JESUS, MARY, AND JOSEPH, IT'S ACTUALLY HIM!!

The Informer - IT... IS... SERIAL THRYLLA!

[A familiar warrior stands at the breadth of the entrance. Our man is clad in black combat boots, blue jeans, a ReVoLuTiOn~X T-Shirt, black leather jacket, and trademark Oakleys with a black frame cyan colored lenses.]

The Informer - COVINGTON IS STANDING IN THE MIDDLE OF THE RING... IT'S LIKE HE'S IN A TRANCE OF SHOCK!

Eddie Sensation - Check out the Rev-X T-shirt baby!

Vic Canon - I don't get it... Why is he here???

[Serial Thrylla takes four brief strides down the isle way ramp, gives a menacing grin, and points to Covington and The Hustler.]

The Informer - COVINGTON HAS HIS EYES LOCKED ON THRYLLA!!! BUT LOOK BEHIND HIM!! THE HUSTLER IS UP!!! TURN AROUND CODY!!!

Vic Canon - THE HUSTLER ROLLS UP CODY.... 1.......... 2.......... 3!!!! YES!! NEW CHAMPION!! NEW CHAMPION!!

Chris Myers - The winner of this match, and NEW EWA Heavyweight Champion, The Hustler!

Eddie Sensation - THE HUSTLER IS CELEBRATING, AND CODY COVINGTON IS SITTING UP STARING AT SERIAL THRYLLA!! HE STILL CAN'T BELEIVE IT!!

The Informer - MY GOD FOLKS!!! SERIAL THRYLLA IS BACK IN THE EWA, AND WE HAVE A NEW EWA HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION!! WE'RE OUT OF TIME!! SEE YOU NEXT WEEK!!

Eddie Sensation - HEY! SPEAKING OF TOM STONE! HE'S IN THE RING! NOW WHAT?

The Informer - This ring has finally cleared of officials who are now working in the aisle on keeping Chandler and Diamante apart!

Vic Canon - But what is Tom Stone doing here!?

Eddie Sensation - No� no, don't tell me� why is he counting??

The Informer - BOTH MEN ARE DOWN ON THE CANVAS� AND TOM STONE IS STARTING THE COUNT� IT LOOKS LIKE TOM STONE IS GOING TO DO THE JOB HIMSELF AND BE THE OFFICIAL!!

Vic Canon - I'M COOL WITH IT! IT MAKES PERFECT SENSE!

Eddie Sensation - STONE IS UP TO 4, AND NONE OF THESE GUYS HAVE SHOWN ANY SIGNS OF LIFE! NOTHING AT ALL!

The Informer - What a match! What a night! NC 17 "Pure Violence" 2000 sure as hell is living up to it's name!

Vic Canon - Man, both these men look like they've been in a war!

Eddie Sensation - Stone is counting, and he's up to 7 now! THESE GUYS BETTER START MOVING!

The Informer - Actually, The Hustler has the championship advantage here! If this match ends in a double count-out, then The Hustler is still champion!

Vic Canon - 8! This is insanity!! Everyone is standing on their feet!!

Eddie Sensation - COME ON! ONE OF YOU SUCKERS GET UP! THIS IS A PAY-PER-VIEW! YA GOTTA FIGHT� FOR THE RIGHT� TO BE CHAMP BABY!

The Informer - NINE! NINE! NINE! THE HUSTLER IS TWITCHING� WILL IT BE ENOUGH??

Vic Canon - HE LOOKS TO BE HEADING OVER� OR TRYING TO HEAD OVER TO COVINGTON'S DIRECTION�

Eddie Sensation - TEN! NO! TEN! STONE COUNTED TO TEN! AND HE'S CALLING FOR THE BELL!!

The Informer - Aww, damnit! This is wrong! Tom Stone has counted both these men down and out� and this crowd isn't liking it whatsoever!

Vic Canon - Tom Stone has headed outside to the time-keepers table! And he's talking to Chris Myers!

Eddie Sensation - Man! Listen to this crowd, they're not liking it one bit! But it's the rules! Both men are down and out, and they couldn't respond to a 10-count!

The Informer - I guess it's self-explanatory! The Hustler retains the EWA World Title!

Vic Canon - Hey, hold on a second! TOM STONE JUST GRABBED THE BELT!

Eddie Sensation - WHAT??? WHY??? WHAT'S GOING ON HERE??? WHY IS STONE LEAVING THE RING??

The Informer - CHRIS MYERS HAS THE MIC! HE'S ABOUT TO MAKE THE CALL!

Chris Myers - Ladies and gentlemen, neither man was able to respond to Tom Stone's 10-count, therefore this match is a double count-out! Furthermore, Tom Stone is declaring the EWA World Heavyweight Title vacant!

[Cody Covington is sitting in his locker room watching TV on a moniter when someone suddenly knocks on his locker room door. Covington gets up to answer it, but when he opens the door, no one is there. Cody looks up and down the hallway, then shuts the door and just as he is about to sit down someone knocks again. Cody opens the door once more but still finds no one. Cody takes a seat and continues watching the monitor when there is a loud bang on the door. Cody is visibly angry and jumps from his seat to answer the door but finds only a small pink package with a yellow bow. Covington picks up the package and brings it into his locker room. Cody sits down as he reads the writting on the tag.]

Cody Covington - "Dear Cody, please open this package."

[Cody slowly opens the package and finds a video tape. C4 pops the video into the VCR attached to his television monitor and watches as the video starts. The video begins with sad music then images of Covington sleeping are shown! Cody is irate by this footage and begins to curse out loud and scream obscenities.]

Cody Covington - WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS SHIT?? WHO THE FUCK HAS BEEN TAPING ME SLEEPING?!?!

[As the tape continues the unknown camera man goes through Cody's drawers and closes up on his face while Cody is sleeping. Cody jumps from his seat and kicks over the T.V. Cody storms out of his dressing room and rushes towards the ring. Cody just walks straight through the HEAT entrance and doesnt even wait for his music to start.]

Vic Canon - Well it looks like we are about to be joined by Cody Covington.

The Informer - Cody seems a little shaken up after that disturbing video tape someone sent him.

[Covington walks up to the commentary table and grabs Vic Canon then starts shaking him.]

Cody Covington - WHO THE FUCK SENT ME THAT SHIT?!?

Vic Canon - I... I dont know! I swear! We just saw everything that happened on the big screen!

[Covington grabs a microphone and gets in the ring.]

The Informer - Are you ok Vic??

Vic Canon - I... I think so....

Eddie Sensation - COME ON VIC!! WE KNOW YOU DID IT!! ......HAHAHA!!!

Cody Covington - Ok, lets cut the bullshit!! I wanna know right here, right now who the fuck sent me that video tape!! What freak on the EWA roster is sick enough, and crazy enough to invade my home and video tape me sleeping in my own bed?? That son of a bitch went through my personal items and could've done anything he wanted while I was asleep... Now if this is some game, or some bullshit angle I want some FUCKING answers right FUCKING NOW!!!

[Cody tosses the microphone out of the ring and rips off his C4 shirt as if he's ready to get into a fight.]

The Informer - I don't think we've ever seen Cody this bent out of shape! Whoever is behind this video tape has really touched a nerve with Cody! He's usually such a laid back guy...

Eddie Sensation - WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON??

Vic Canon - I don't know, but the lights in the arena are flickering odd colors...

[The lights in the arena begin to flicker off and on. The lights totally go out and they start to flash pink. The sound of men moaning and groaning begins to play as Covington begins to shake with anger.]

Vic Canon - Oh Jesus God no....

Eddie Sensation - You don't think this could be who I think it is.... do you?!?

The Informer - God I hope it's not....

[Suddenly a small man wearing a diaper appears on the entrance way. He points at Cody then the lights go totally dark. When they come back on Cody is covered in a sticky white substance. Covington has a look of pure insanity on his face. The EWA big screen turns on and the mysterious man in the diaper can be seen going through Cody Covington's bag in his locker room. Covington rushes out of the ring and runs to the back.]

[Totally out of nowhere the EWA Big Screen turns on and some pre-recorded tape of someone taking a shower is being shown. It looks like a man but is hard to make out.]

Vic Canon - HOLY JESUS!!

The Informer - Are they allowed to show that on TV?!?

Eddie Sensation - BARE ASS!! BARE ASS!!

[The mystery camera man gets closer to the shower and you can see that the person in the shower is none other than "Crystal Clear" Cody Covington! The fans are all on their feet watching this revealing video on the EWA Big Screen. Laughter fills the arena as Covington begins singing in the shower.]

Vic Canon - That's Cody Covington's bare ass!!

The Informer - Not to mention his... his....

Eddie Sensation - Eww!!! He's singing "Land Down Under" by Men at Work!! What a sick taste in music....

Vic Canon - Sick?? Whoever is filming this stuff of Cody is the sick person!! And I'll bet my bottom dollar that it's that jackass in the Diaper from last week!! That man has been stalking Quad C relentlessly!!

Eddie Sensation - Uh oh! Covington has just seen what's being shown on the EWA Big Screen and he is furious!!

Vic Canon - Well ladies and gentlemen, lets take you to some disturbing footage shot earlier in the day by an EWA video crew...

The Informer - Yes, an EWA Camera Crew was traveling around with Cody Covington, to film a segment for a television show on the "Life of a Professional Wrestler" when something went terribly wrong....

Eddie Sensation - "Terribly wrong"?!? That's putting it lightly!! ALL HELL BROKE LOSE!!! I cant believe they actually caught this on tape!!

Vic Canon - Well they were in the right place at the right time.... lets just show the footage.....

[Suddenly the security guard starts to laugh hysterically.]

Cody Covington - Is there something wrong pal??

Security Guard - Hahaha... umm... sorry sir.... uh.... different strokes for different folks....

Cody Covington - What the hell are you talking about?!?

[Cody looks into his bag and gets a shocked look on his face. Someone placed women's underwear, dildo's, PLAYGIRL magazines and condoms in his bag.]

Cody Covington - Hey, those aren't mine man!! I swear to God!!

Security Guard - It's ok sir... no explanation is needed....

Cody Covington - HEY YOU LITTLE SHITHEAD... THEY AREN'T MINE!!

Camera Man - You cant say shit Cody!!

Cody Covington - Yeah whatever....

[Cody grabs his bags and walks through the metal detector but it goes off again.]

Cody Covington - JESUS CHRIST!!!

Security Guard - Well, it must be that large bag sir.

Cody Covington - But there's nothing but clothes in it!!!

Security Guard - It'll only take a minute.... WHAT THE HELL?!?!?

[As the security guard gets close to the bag it begins to move. He unzips it and none other than the Diaper Man jumps out!! He bites the Security Guard's nose then spits in Cody's face.]

Cody Covington - YOU!!! I SHOULD'VE KNOWN!!!

[Cody begins to chase the Diaper Man throughout the large airport as the camera crew hurries to keep up with him. The man wearing nothing but a Diaper makes it through the doors but Cody tackles him just as he reaches outside. Cody scoops up the Diaper Man and slams him on the hood of a taxi. Cody punches the man in the chest then gets on top of him and starts punching him in the face. After a few punches Cody starts to scream at him. A large group of people have gathered around to watch the altercation. Some people are laughing while others are screaming things related to wrestling.]

Cody Covington - IT'S NOT SO FUNNY NOW, IS IT?!? WHO'S LAUGHING NOW?!?

Diaper Man - Hee... hee.... hee...

Cody Covington - Is something funny you little faggot?!? Your sick little game is over!! Your ass is going to jail!!

Diaper Man - I'm not going anywhere.... there... is another....

Cody Covington - What the hell are you talking about?

Diaper Man - There is... a... "Higher Homo"....

[Just then a truck screeches into the airport parking lot and rams directly into the side of the cab Cody and the Diaper Man are fighting on top of. Cody and the Diaper man both thrown off the cab onto the hard sidewalk. The Diaper Man scrambles to his feet just as Cody grabs a hold of his diaper. The windows in the truck are all tinted and the door swings open. The man rushes into the truck as Cody holds onto this diaper. The Diaper pulls off and Cody throws it away. He gets up and begins running after the truck. Cody jumps onto the top of it but is thrown off as the truck pulls the bend. The truck stops as Cody is slowly getting up. The Truck is then thrown into reverse and rams into Cody sending him flying backwards on the ground. People rush to the aid of Cody Covington as the truck pulls away. The screen fades to black and the EWA announce team is shown again.]

[.....The camera fades to black and the white text scrolls across the screen one more time... "Cody has been pushed to the limits.... EWA will not be held responsible for his actions..... going into this.... Cody will have.... NO FEAR!" The white text grows larger until the EWA Big Screen is brightly lit a glowing white color.... it fades to a backstage area.....]

Cody Covington - A few months back I would be out here coming at you like I was Superman. Like the whole world couldn't bring me down ... but I was hit in the face with reality. There are just too many possibilities that can happen now. From outside interference's to screw jobs, they just never end. They are handed out to almost every wrestler no matter what precautions you take. I stand before all of you today saying that I'm not really sure. All of these things have been going on lately with this "Diapered Man" situation, and tonight I think he is looking for the Grand Finale. What better place than tonight ... its all to perfect. So I'm aware that I must watch my back or have someone costing me my position in the spotlight. I worked too damn hard for this shot! I've been around in the EWA far longer than any of these men in this fourway match yet its taking all the way until now for me to get my shot at glory. I will not have it TORN from me before I even begin! Just like my first title defense ... it was garbage. It restricted myself, and let The Hustler get the title which at the time he really didn't deserve. And now he really doesn't either. I know what Fallen Angel and The Hustler are capable of, I have wrestled them both, and defeated them. Look for history to repeat itself in only a few moments. I'm always up for a new challenge ... and that will be in Chris Jericho. Both him and Fallen Angel have brought up so much talent since they entered. But the whole way through Jericho has been hot. I suspect him to take me and the others to the limit, and if he does win the title ... he sure as hell deserves it. Fallen Angel does too ... but The Hustler ... he's much better off being an extreme wrestler. He should stick with that division and decide whether he is ready to move onto bigger and better things. Tonight will definately be a challenge.... maybe a much bigger one for me. I'm challenged to keep cool, I can't let my bad temper get the best of me making me make costly mistakes, I just can't afford it at this point in my career. Tonight its go time... and I have NO FEAR of what I may do to get that title back around my waist... So you'd better watch out, because when C4 hits you, your world will be B-L-�-W-N ~ A-P-A-R-T!

Rob DiMarco - ...Who do you think is going to win tonight in the "I RESPECT YOU!" match. Diamante or Chandler?

Cody Covington - I have no clue, I feel that it will result in a no contest, its pretty obvious if you ask me. I'll look forward to that match, even more if I happen to win the title and watch it with the gold in my hands ... its time for me now ... the end is near......

Rob DiMarco - Over to you Rachel!

Chris Jericho - CONFIDENCE has NOTHING to do with anything! The EWA is about be changed FOREVER! I will become not only the EXTREME CHAMPION but the HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION OF THE WORLD AS WELL! I will have Tom Stone at my feet begging for mercy especially after what thtat NAZI RACIST pulled on the OPRAH WINFREY SHOW this week! THE EWA WILL NEVER E-E-E-EVER BE THE SAME AGAIN!!!

Rachel Stevens - ...Who do you think is going to win tonight in the �I RESPECT YOU!� match� Diamante or Chandler?

Chris Jericho - WHO? NICK CHIAMANTE? THE DIAMNOD SPEEDBUMP AND THE CAJUN CHICKEN CHANDELIER??? WHO GIVES A RATS ASS ABOUT THIER "I hate you...but uhhhh....durrrr....I respect you cause I'm a reatrded moron" match! You ask me this idiotic question just before the biggest match of my career? The first thing I'm going to do as campion is have Mandi beat your hoe ass Waffle Stevens!

Rachel Stevens - Back to you Rob!

The Hustler - Well, I'm not sure if I'm going to win this match tonight, but I'm 100% assured that somebody is going to get their ass kicked. If it results in me winning the title, that would be great. I think I deserve the title, even though I haven't been around as much, but I think my past achievements speak for themselves. I've beaten Covington, Fallen Angel, and Jericho in the past. I know all their styles. I know their attitudes and personalities. And, most importantly, I know how to beat them. Tonight, it's one of the biggest nights of the year, and one of the most opportune times to display why I am in the main event. Right now, I'm going to put on a calvalcade of immense proportions, one that will shock and astound all that are watching. And once again, I will hold the EWA World Heavyweight Title high above my hand with great pride.

Rob DiMarco - ...Who do you think is going to win tonight in the "I RESPECT YOU!" match. Diamante or Chandler?

The Hustler - Rob, you already asked me this fuckin' question before, and like I said, Chandler is going to win. No doubt about it. Call it instinct, but there's something about this match that has Chandler written all over it. Now, get the fuck out of my way.

Rob DiMarco - Back to you Rachel!

Fallen Angel - That has a nice ring to it, doesn't it, Rach? I will be crowned EWA Heavyweight Champion... I love that shit! And confidence isn't exactly a virtue of mine... Confidant wouldn't be word I'd use to describe the situation. I'm more like... Prepared for tonights match. I am completely prepared for any situation. I've trained, I've lifted weights, I've beaten the shit out of rubber dummies. Hell... I've even downed a couple o' hundred of those raw egg-yolks. The belt's as good as mine, Rachel, and I can't wait to see the look on the faces of Jericho and the other two homos when I steal the strap right out from under their noses!

Rachel Stevens - ...Who do you think is going to win tonight in the "I RESPECT YOU!" match� Diamante or Chandler?

Fallen Angel - Um... I beat Diamante once... Remember? I destroyed his iron-clad diamond-studded contract. Do you remember who helped me? Chandler. So Chandler's got my mark, and I think he can win this one, simply because of that nasty little -HIROSHIMA- number... That really bites.

Rachel Stevens - Back to you guys at ringside!

Fallen Angel - Bye bye, Jerkio.

["My Own Summer (Shove It)" by Deftones blasts through the speakers, as GeniPher and "Crystal Clear" Cody Covington step out from behind the curtain and head towards the ring.]

The Informer - And here comes an ex-EWA Heavyweight Champion! Cody Covington beat Zed in the tournament to get here, with a bit of help from Tom Stone!

Vic Canon - Right... But don't forget! The "Diaper Man" has been constantly harassing Cody Covington over the weeks!

Eddie Sensation - HAHAHAH!!!!!! "HIGHER HOMO"!!!!!!

The Informer - Indeed.... "The Diaper Man" has announced that there is a "Higher Homo"... Will this person show up tonight??

Chris Myers - Next... accompanied to the ring by Mandi, standing 5'11" and weighing in at 230 pounds, from Calgary, Alberta, Canada, the EWA Extreme Champion, "The Franchise" Chris Jericho!

["Walls Of Jericho" blasts through the speakers, as Mandi and the EWA Extreme Champion "The Franchise" Chris Jericho step out from behind the curtain and head towards the ring.]

The Informer - And here comes Chris Jericho! He overcame Tom Stone in the first round to defeat Fallen Angel, but Tom Stone put Fallen Angel BACK into the match, and promised Jericho HELL ever since!

Vic Canon - And speaking of Tom Stone, he has referee'd EVERY match of this tournament!!! You've gotta be thinking... Is he going to come out here tonight??

Eddie Sensation - YES!!!! TOM STONE!!! GOD!!!!!!!

The Informer - Well, if he does, that's not going to be too good for Jericho!

Chris Myers - Thirdly... accompanied to the ring by Kimberly Wolf, standing 6'2" and weighing in at 255 pounds, from Chicago, Illinois, Fallen Angel!

["Prosthetics" by Slipknot blasts through the speakers, as Kimberly Wolf and Fallen Angel step out from behind the curtain and head towards the ring.]

The Informer - .....the only man who has been GIVEN this title shot! Unlike the rest, Fallen Angel was added to this match by Tom Stone, even though he lost to Chris Jericho in the first round!

Vic Canon - And once again, if Tom Stone comes out here tonight, Fallen Angel's chances will be VERY, VERY high!

Eddie Sensation - Uh oh! Remember, Kimberly Wolf AND Mandi are out here, and we know how much they hate each other!

The Informer - Simply put, Chris Jericho and Fallen Angel HATE each other! They were once stablemates, but their ego's ripped apart that mini-group...

Chris Myers - And finally... standing 6'4" and weighing in at 242 pounds, from Philadelphia, Pennsylvania, The Hustler!

["Walk" by Pantera blasts through the speakers, as The Hustler steps out from behind the curtain and heads towards the ring.]

The Informer - And here we go! This one is promising to be GREAT!

[Suddenly, The EWA Theme blasts through the speakers, as Tom Stone steps out from behind the curtain and heads towards the ring.]

Vic Canon - Oh, OF COURSE!!! WHY HAVE A GREAT MATCH, WHEN YOU COULD HAVE TOM STONE?!

Eddie Sensation - HA HA!!!

Tom Stone - Good evening gentlemen.... I see you're all eager to start, but I've got a little announcement to make...

The Informer - Oh, great...

Tom Stone - Last week, you four fought in a match where the winner could determine the stipulations to this match! And if I'm not wrong, Cody Covington DID NOT win that match.... The Hustler DID NOT win that match.... Fallen Angel was not the winner.... but most of all, Chris Jericho was NOWHERE CLOSE to winning that match!

Vic Canon - OH PLEASE!

Eddie Sensation - SHUT UP CANON! LET THE MAN SPEAK!

Tom Stone - So, who won then? If my memory serves me correctly, then it was I who won that match! I clearly pinned Chris Jericho for the one.... two..... three!

The Informer - Eddie, sometimes the shit that comes out of Stone's mouth smells worse then yours!

Vic Canon - HAHAHAH!!

Tom Stone - Therefore... I, the winner, get to choose the stipulations!

Eddie Sensation - YES!!! THREE ON ONE!!! EVERYONE AGAINST JERICHO!!!

The Informer - Don't give him any idea's Eddie... He probably would do that!

Tom Stone - And before you all get excited, I'm going to warn you that it's nothing special... No bombshells, no surprise matches.... But simply...

Vic Canon - .....Simply?!??!?!

Tom Stone - An Elimination Match! The last man standing, is the champion! Once you get pinned, or you submit, you're out of the match!

Eddie Sensation - Simple enough!

The Informer - Wow... For once, Stone didn't screw up a good thing!

Tom Stone - Oh, and just incase anyone gets any idea's... I'll be sitting at ringside, enjoying the match from up close!

Vic Canon - Oh great!! I hope that doesn't mean he's going to join us!

Eddie Sensation - WHAT?!?! STONE WRITES YOUR CHEQUES!!! HE FEEDS YOUR FAMILY!!! SHOW SOME RESPECT!!

The Informer - No need to get bent out of shape, Vic... It looks like Tom is headed for the time keeper's table!

Vic Canon - Phew!

Eddie Sensation - LOOK OUT!!!

The Informer - There's the bell!! And The Hustler has attacked Chris Jericho from behind! Fallen Angel and Covington are locking up on one side of the ring, and The Hustler is on the other side of the ring stomping at Jericho!

Vic Canon - And Chris Jericho rolls out of the ring! OH!! Fallen Angel just nailed Cody Covington with a Spinebuster! Cody's head bounced off the mat!

Eddie Sensation - The Hustler grabs Jericho..... OH!!! HE THREW HIM RIGHT INTO THE GUARDRAIL!!!

The Informer - Wait a minute.... Mandi is up on the apron, behind The Hustler!! He doesn't see her!!

Vic Canon - LOOK OUT!!! .......OH!!! WHAT IMPACT!!! MANDI DROP KICKED HUSTLER IN THE BACK, AND JERICHO FOLLOWED IT UP WITH A CLOTHESLINE!!! THE HUSTLER'S HEAD HIT THE CONCRETE FLOOR HARD!!!!!

Eddie Sensation - OOOH!! CODY COVINGTON JUST NAILED FALLEN ANGEL WITH A LOW BLOW!!

The Informer - Covington kicks Angel in the gut..... OH! ROCKER DROPPER! Fallen Angel slowly gets to his feet... Covington bounces off the ropes, SPINNING HEEL KICK!!! Fallen Angel goes down hard!!

Vic Canon - Covington picks up Fallen Angel, and whips him to the ropes! .......OH!!! GORILLA PRESS SLAM!!!

Eddie Sensation - DAMN!!! CODY IS GOING NUTS!!!

The Informer - And now Covington is locking on a Boston Crab!

[Suddenly, "The One" by The Backstreet Boys begins to play...]

Vic Canon - Ummm... What the hell is going on??

[A small cell begins to lower down towards the ring. You can't really see who's inside the cage, because there is a pink blanket covering it.]

Eddie Sensation - What the hell?? Pink cage?? Wait... WAIT A MINUTE... THE HIGHER HOMO IS COMING!!!!!! WOOOOOHOOOOO!!!!!

The Informer - Oh, great! I hope he's not right!

Vic Canon - I think he is right, Informer! Because here comes The Diaper Man from the crowd! He's getting into the ring, but Cody doesn't see him!

Eddie Sensation - What could he possibly do to Cody??? .....OH!!! AHAHAHHA!!!

The Informer - UH OH!! THE DIAPER MAN JUST BIT CODY'S ASS!!! LOOK AT THE LOOK ON COVINGTON'S FACE!! HE'S SNAPPING!!!

Vic Canon - Covington grabs the Diaper Man..... Oh no!! NO!! DON'T DO IT!! .......YES!!!! CLEARLY CRIPPLING!!! HE JUST PLANTED THE DIAPER MAN INTO THE MAT!!!

Eddie Sensation - Check out that cell!! It's now in the ring! But Cody doesn't see it!

The Informer - Cody grabs the Diaper Man, and throws him over the top rope! ....OH GOD!!! LOOK AT THE WAY HE LANDED!!

Vic Canon - OUCH!! That was bad! The Diaper Man landed directly on his neck and head!! We need some help out here for him! He won't be moving anytime soon!

Eddie Sensation - Uh oh!!! Cody has spotted the cage, and now he's pointing at it!! He's going to unvail the HIGHER HOMO!!!!

The Informer - Cody is inching closer to the cage.... and closer.... and closer.... He's got the pink blanket in one hand!

Vic Canon - Heeeeere goes!!! ......AND IT'S OFF!!! ...OH... OH NO!!! NO!!! IT'S DIVINE!!! DIVINE IS IN THE CAGE!!

Eddie Sensation - AND HE'S GOT A WATER GUN!!!

The Informer - WATER GUN?!?! THAT DOESN'T LOOK LIKE WATER TO ME!! It's kind of Yellow... like.... AWWWW GROSS!! DIVINE IS SQUIRTING CODY COVINGTON WITH URINE!!!!

Vic Canon - CODY GOT THE URINE IN HIS FACE!!! AND LOOK OUT!! FALLEN ANGEL IS RIGHT BEHIND CODY!!! HE ROLLS HIM UP.... 1......... 2........ 3!!!!

Eddie Sensation - HE GOT HIM!!!!

Chris Myers - Cody Covington has been ELIMINATED!

The Informer - UH OH!! THIS DOESN'T LOOK GOOD FOR DIVINE!!! CODY IS ON HIS FEET, AND HE'S STARING RIGHT AT HIM!!!

Vic Canon - NO!! FROM BEHIND, FALLEN ANGEL GRABS CODY, AND NAILS HIM WITH THE "FALLEN GENOCIDE"!!!!! CODY IS OUT COLD!!!

Eddie Sensation - HA!!! HERE COMES TITO!!! AND HE'S GOT SOMETHING IN HIS HAND!!!

The Informer - Hey... those look like.... What the hell?! Tito has a battery, and jumper cables?! What the hell is he going to do with those?!

Vic Canon - Who knows!! It's Divine, ANYTHING could happen!

Eddie Sensation - Well, since you two are so focused on Divine and Covington, I'll update the fans on Chris Jericho, The Hustler and Fallen Angel! Fallen Angel has made his way outside, and all three are brawling it out on the outside, using the steel stairs and the ring poles as weapons! It's a huge brawl out here!

The Informer - Good job Eddie... keep your eye on them! Meanwhile, in the ring, Divine is setting up this equipment! He's attatching the jumper cables to the battery... and now, the jumper cables to....

Vic Canon - OH MY GOD..... THIS MAN IS SICK!!!

Eddie Sensation - HAHAHAHHAHAH!!! HE'S ATTATCHING THEM TO COVINGTON'S NIPPLES!!! AHAHAHAHHAHA!!!!!

The Informer - OH GOD!!!! YOU CAN ALMOST SEE THE ELECTRICITY RUNNING THROUGH CODY COVINGTON!!! THIS IS HORRIBLE!!!! GET SOME HELP OUT HERE!!!

Vic Canon - No need for that Informer!! Divine has taken the cables off, and is getting the hell out of here!! He doesn't want to be around when Covington gets up!

Eddie Sensation - HA!! Thats for sure!

The Informer - Back to the action now! Chris Jericho is getting double teamed by Fallen Angel and The Hustler! And this has been going on for a while now!! Jericho won't be able to take this much longer!

Vic Canon - Fallen Angel is climbing onto the apron, and up to the top rope! The Hustler is lifting Chris Jericho to his feet.... OH!!! SPINEBUSTER!!! LOOK OUT!!! LEG DROP FROM THE TOP ROPE BY FALLEN ANGEL, PERFECTLY TIMED WITH THE HUSTLER'S SPINEBUSTER!!!

Eddie Sensation - WHAT IS THIS?! SOME SORT OF TEAM?!

The Informer - I guess so! The Hustler and Fallen Angel just exchanged high-fives! And now they're both rolling back into the ring!

Vic Canon - The Hustler bounces off the ropes...... OOHHH!!!! BULLDOG BY THE HUSTLER!! HE NAILED FALLEN ANGEL WHEN HE LEAST EXPECTED IT!!!

Eddie Sensation - HAHAHA!!! THAT WAS GREAT!!!

The Informer - Oh great.... here comes The Wildman! One of The Hustler's worst enemies right now!

Vic Canon - The Hustler doesn't see him coming yet..... UH OH!!!! NOW HE DOES!!!! THE WILDMAN IS UP ON THE APRON, AND HERE COMES THE HUSTLER!!!!

Eddie Sensation - OH!!! HUSTLER CLOTHESLINES WILDMAN OFF THE APRON!! HE FLEW!!!!

The Informer - LOOK OUT!! FALLEN ANGEL IS RIGHT BEHIND THE HUSTLER!!!! HUSTLER TURNS AROUND.... INSIDE PACKAGE!!! 1..... 2....... OH!!!! THE HUSTLER JUST GOT OUT!!!

Vic Canon - OHH MAN!! THAT WAS AS CLOSE AS IT GETS!!! BOTH MEN GET UP... HUSTLER SWINGS WITH A CLOTHESLINE! NO! FALLEN ANGEL DUCKS, AND GRABS THE HUSTLER!!!! ...WHAM!! GERMAN SUPLEX INTO A PIN BY FALLEN ANGEL!!! 1...... 2......

Eddie Sensation - THREE!!! HE GOT IT!!! THERE'S THE BELL!!! WE'RE DOWN TO FALLEN ANGEL AND JERICHO!!!

Chris Myers - The Hustler has been ELIMINATED!

The Informer - Chris Jericho is crawling back into the ring! Fallen Angel begins to stomp at him before he can even stand up!

Vic Canon - Wait a minute.... Kimberly Wolf just came over here, and took the EWA Heavyweight Title! ....Now she's heading towards the ring!

Eddie Sensation - And Mandi is close behind!

The Informer - OH!! Fallen Angel nails Jericho with a DDT as Kimberly Wolf gets on the apron!!

Vic Canon - Uh oh! This isn't good for Jericho! Kimberly just gave Fallen Angel the EWA Heavyweight Title!

Eddie Sensation - Hey, do DQ's count?

The Informer - Yes! Yes they do!

Tom Stone - WOAH WOAH WOAH!! HOLD ON ONE SECOND!! KIMBERLY, DO YOU THINK YOU CAN USE THAT WEAPON IN AN ELIMINATION MATCH?!?! OF COURSE NOT!!!

Vic Canon - There's your answer Eddie!

Eddie Sensation - Great minds think alike! Tommy's mah boy!

Tom Stone - But, what if I made this an EXTREME RULES MATCH?! THEN IT WOULD BE LEGAL!! THERE'S A LAST MINUTE STIPULATION FOR YA!!! PLAY ON BOYS!

The Informer - OH COME ON!!! FALLEN ANGEL HAS TOM STONE WRAPPED AROUND HIS FINGER!! THEY JUST WANT TO SEE JERICHO LOSE!!! AND STONE IS DOING EVERYTHING IN HIS POWER TO MAKE THAT HAPPEN!

Vic Canon - AND NOW TOM STONE IS LOOKING UNDER THE RING FOR SOMETHING!! WHAT THE HELL IS HE UP TO NOW?!?!

Eddie Sensation - HA!!! HE'S GOT A TABLE!!! TOM STONE IS THROWING A TABLE INTO THE RING!!

The Informer - AND NOW FALLEN ANGEL IS SETTING IT UP!! DON'T TELL ME THEY'RE GOING TO PUT JERICHO THREW THAT THING!!!

Vic Canon - WAIT A SECOND.... LOOK!! KIMBERLY IS IN THE RING! JERICHO IS ON HIS FEET, AND KIMBERLY IS HOLDING HIS ARMS BACK! FALLEN ANGEL TAKES A FEW STEPS BACK..... HE SETS UP......

Eddie Sensation - NO!!! THERE'S MANDI!!! SHE'S HOLDING THE TITLE BACK IN MID AIR!! HER AND FALLEN ANGEL ARE FIGHTING FOR IT!!!

The Informer - JERICHO SHAKES FREE, AND CHARGES AT FALLEN ANGEL!!! JERICHO SWINGS FOR A CLOTHESLINE! FALLEN ANGEL DUCKS! HE TURNS AROUND..... AND NAILS JERICHO WITH THE BELT!!! OH GOD!!! JERICHO IS DOWN! FALLEN ANGEL JUST CRACKED HIM IN THE HEAD WITH THAT BELT!!!

Vic Canon - OH SHIT!!! AND NOW KIMBERLY HAS MANDI HELD BACK!! FALLEN ANGEL IS GOING TO TAKE A SWING AT HER TOO!!

Eddie Sensation - FALLEN ANGEL STEPS BACK... AAAAAAANNND.......

The Informer - WHAM!!!!! OH NO!!! MANDI DUCKED, AND KIMBERLY GOT A TASTE OF THE EWA HEAVYWEIGHT TITLE!!! FALLEN ANGEL IS IN SHOCK!! HE JUST DROPPED THE TITLE, AND IS GOING TO THE AID OF KIMBERLY!!!

Vic Canon - UUUUH OH!!!! NOW MANDI HAS THE TITLE BELT!! SHE TAPS FALLEN ANGEL ON THE SHOULDER...... WHAM!!!! SHE NAILED HIM!!! SHE NAILED HIM!!!!!

Eddie Sensation - AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!

The Informer - NOW JERICHO IS GOING FOR THE COVER!!! THIS IS IT!!!!! THE REF COUNTS..... 1........ 2........

Vic Canon - ........OOOOOOOH!!!! TOM STONE JUST SLID INTO THE RING, AND BROKE THE COUNT AT 2!!!!

Eddie Sensation - PHEW!!! THAT WAS A CLOSE ONE!!!

The Informer - LOOK OUT!!! .....OHHHH!!!! MANDI JUST NAILED TOM STONE WITH A SPEAR!!! STONE IS DOWN!!!! AND NOW JERICHO IS GETTING TO HIS FEET!!! HE'S GOT THE EWA HEAVYWEIGHT TITLE IN HIS HANDS, AND HE'S AIMING FOR TOM STONE!!!

Vic Canon - STONE IS GETTING TO HIS FEET!! JERICHO SETS HIM UP......

Eddie Sensation - WHAM!!!! OHHHH NO!!!! TOM STONE JUST WENT FLYING OVER THE TOP ROPE, AND ONTO THE CONCRETE FLOOR!!!

The Informer - AND NOW CHRIS JERICHO IS SETTING THAT TABLE!! HE'S GOT IT RIGHT IN THE MIDDLE OF THE RING!!!

Vic Canon - MANDI PICKS UP FALLEN ANGLE, AND LAYS HIM ON THE TABLE! JERICHO RUNS TO THE ROPES.......

Eddie Sensation - ......AHHHHHHH!!!! HE NAILED IT!!!!!

The Informer - OH MY GOD!!!! ASAI MOONSAULT RIGHT ON THE MONEY, AND THREW THE TABLE!!!! JERICHO HAS HIM COVERED!!! THE REF COUNTS..... 1.......

Vic Canon - 2............. 3!!!!!!!!!! JERICHO DID IT!!! CHRIS JERICHO DID IT!!!!! HE'S OVERCOME ALL THE ODDS!!!!!

Chris Myers - Fallen Angel has been ELIMINATED! Therefore, the winner of this match, and NEW EWA Heavyweight Champion, "The Franchise" Chris Jericho!

Eddie Sensation - OOOOH SHIT!! STONE IS GONNA BE PISSED!!! FALLEN ANGEL FAILED!!!

The Informer - WE'LL WORRY ABOUT THAT LATER!! RIGHT NOW, WE'VE GOT A NEW EWA HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION, AND THATS HIM RIGHT IN THE MIDDLE OF THE RING, CHRIS JERICHO!!!!

Vic Canon - MY GOD!! WHAT A MATCH!!! AND WHAT A NIGHT THIS HAS BEEN!!!

Eddie Sensation - AND WE'RE STILL NOT DONE!!!!!

The Informer - FANS, NEXT UP..... DIAMANTE vs. CHANDLER!!!!

Nick Diamante - Are you insisting that you and I might� [licks his lips] play a little rough� tonight�. Rachel?

[Rachel Stevens leaves the scene out of insult and fear�]

Nick Diamante - It's here, Chandler. Finally� our own personal Judgment Day. For it was only 295 days ago when you spoke those words at Beyond The Line '99� [whispers] �Well Nick, you sold out! F*ck You, Diamante!

[Suddenly, with a clenched fist, Nick Diamante forcefully hits his own forehead�]

Nick Diamante - Would have, should have� taken care of it then. But I didn't� and then you ran� like a child from a parent yielding a leather strap, or a prisoner from an abusive guard with no sense of justice! Lacking simple remorse�

[Once again, Diamante smashes his own fist into his forehead. This time he supports his skull with both his hands for a moment�]

Nick Diamante - Would have, could have� didn't�. take care of it� then. 57 days have passed� Any Means Necessary� you returned from your safe-keeping� your home of mental and spiritual peace, back from the Far East to extinguish a flame, that since your last departure� had grown into a triumphant BLAZE OF FIRE! For it was my career that had, since then� over-shadowed your entire existence!

[Diamante strikes his forehead, as finally, a small trickle of blood can be seen leaking from a small self-inflicted wound�]

Nick Diamante - Failed to see� the light. Would have� easily could have, BUT DIDN'T� take care� of it� THEN! But now, Cajun� we stand� 2 warriors with one purpose! Elimination, without question� lacking fear� NO� FEAR!

[Nick runs his left hand over his forehead and stares at the huge smear of blood in his palm and continues speaking without losing focus�]

Nick Diamante - What I hold in my hand is a glove of crimson� the fluid that motivates us� yet� the exact same liquid that makes us both� both� [licks his lips] �so similar.

[He then takes a small lick at the blood on his palm and smiles. A moment passes, and Nick Diamante proceeds to make the Roman Catholic religion's 'Sign of the Cross' and stares up as if he were speaking to God himself�]

Nick Diamante - Bless me Father, for I have sinned� in the past� I have sinned, in the present� and I shall� without fear, NO FEAR� sin, in the future� again. Do with my soul what you deem necessary, oh Holy one� but just, please� allow me one� last� chance� to take� Chandler� TO HELL� WITH MEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!! TO DIE����������. DIE������������ DIE, CAJUN������.

[Takes a long, deep breath and licks his lips while finally staring at the camera again�]

Nick Diamante - - ���������.die. Would have? Could have? Why bother� because now� now it's all worth it! I'm sorry, Chandler� I didn't want it to go this far. But now that we're here� why bother looking back?

[Diamante slowly walks away with a face of unmatchable determination�]

Chandler - Shut the fuck up...just...just shut the fuck up.

Rob DiMarco - Should you lose tonight, in front of your friends and family... where would you go from there?

Chandler - God...damn...you. LEAVE. Give me the fucking stick, jackoff.... piece of shit...

[Chandler yanks the microphone from DiMarco and shoves him to the ground...again...he looks wildeyed into the camera and cuts a promo...]

Chandler - NICK...DIAMANTE. YOU HAVE WENT TOO FAR. You can harm me all you want, damn you, YOU CAN HARM ME ALL YOU WANT. But you wanted to raise the stakes didn't you? YOU WANTED TO MAKE THIS A MATTER OF LIFE AND DEATH. And you have. YOU HAVE DAMMIT.

Chandler - She did NOTHING to you. She was watching the matches, just like any other fan in this building. BUT YOU WOULDN'T LET HER BE AN ORDINARY FAN, WOULD YOU?!?! THAT'S FUCKING IT!!! ENOUGH OF THIS BULLSHIT!! It...is...OVER!!!!

[Chandler throws down the microphone and storms to the ringside area...]

The Informer - Fans, we are now going to take you to a very special video presentation of our next matchup... its "I RESPECT YOU"...

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["Wanted Dead or Alive" plays in the distant background as various scenes of the Chandler/Diamante are shown in an 8mm black and white format. The footage is interjected with several candid comments with EWA employees.]

"Yeah, theres no doubt there is legitamate heat here. I uh...yeah...I think we're gonna see a war." - Tom Stone

"Team Ballz is thicker than water... and Chandler's ballz are bigger than Diamante's." - Serial Thrylla

"What? Theres no match here?! This is gonna be manslaughter!" - Eddie Sensation

[Chandler's re-entrance into the EWA is shown in full, and after that the chaos of NC-17 is played fast forwarded. Random words, including "hate" "fear" "peace" "trust" and "lust" appear in the center of the screen as we cut to more predictions, this time with EWA fans on the street.]

"CHANDLER ALL THE WAY BABY...WOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!! YEAH!!!!" - 40 Year Old Caucasion Fan

"I'd like to say Chandler, my kids are routing for Chandler, but I cannot agree with his stance on America. I'm hoping Nick Diamante wins the 'I Respect You' match." - Upper Class Caucasion Mother

"WHO CARES?!?! ITS EWA BABY!!! THE BEST WRESTING ON THE PLANET!!! YEEEEEEEAAAAHHH!!!!!" - 17 Year Old Caucasion Fan

"...CHANDLER IS GOD, CHANDLER IS GOD, CHANDLER IS GOD, CHANDLER IS GOD..." - Group of 15 to 16 Year Old Latino Fans

"Nick Diamante is going to win the "I Respect You" match and teach that little brat Chandler to keep his mouth shut. R~X, What!!!" - African-American Young Adult Fan

[..."It All Comes Down To This"...]

"...I Think We're Gonna See A War..."

[A montage of some of the most recent high impact activities of the fued are shown, including the "knife incident" and the scene where the bitchfest broke down...]

"THIS SUNDAY, NO FEAR, SOMEBODY'S GONNA HAVE TO SAY 'I RESPECT YOU'!!! SOMEBODY'S GONNA HAVE TO BE HUMILIATED!!!"

"...I Think We're Gonna See A War..."

The Informer - Next month, the EWA comes back to Pay Per View with yet another promising card! On June 18th, 2000, the EWA will be live in Nashville, Tennessee for out next feature Pay Per View...... BREAK DOWN!!

Vic Canon - You CAN'T miss EWA Pay Per View!! It is the most exciting, most contraversial, most ACTION-PACKED 3 hours of wrestling that you'll ever see!

Vic Canon - Even after 10 months of pent up frustration between 2 men, Informer� I never expected it to come to anything closely resembling this situation. The number of near casualties and horrific moments that came from this feud� I just� somewhere along the line, you almost forget that this is wrestling because you think you�re watching a war!

Eddie Sensation - I�ve got to admit that over the course of the past 3 years that I�ve been involved in this sport, guys� I�ve seen a lot of publicity stunts by suits who want nothing more than to promote a match and get it �over� with the fans. But this match has none of that! BELIEVE ME FANS� after this night is over, Chandler and Diamante WILL NOT grab a cold one together at some local bar! There is no �cheap heat� in this match! What we have is 2 guys fighting for RESPECT� and one dominant spot in The Extreme Wrestling Association!

The Informer - Well put, Eddie� and it�s going to get ugly! With everything that we have seen already� the attempted stabbing� the stun-gun� the brick attack� with all of that in the back of our minds somewhere� hidden� I have to ask the question� how can it get any worse?

Vic Canon - There�s only one way, Informer� and I pray to God in Heaven that we don�t even have to think about those consequences! Hatred as fuel and motivation is perfectly fine! But once you cross the line and try to� to�

Eddie Sensation - I don�t blame you for not wanting to say it, Vic� because the reality of it can be frightening.

The Informer - Indeed it is. If you missed us earlier for the beginning of the broadcast, Nick Diamante came out here and made a stunning announcement that he would leave the Extreme Wrestling Association if he fails to make Chandler utter the words �I RESPECT YOU, NICK!�

Vic Canon - Yeah, and as anyone would expect� this place was ecstatic right from the top of the card when they heard the announcement. But as Nick made horribly clear just less than an hour ago� he has a game plan, and the first quote in his playbook reads �Win by any means necessary and spare no expense!�

Eddie Sensation - Exactly, and �Show no remorse� because remorse is for pussies!� Attacking Chandler�s girlfriend� it�s safe to say that Diamante is living by those rules! THE RULES THAT CHANDLER WROTE!

The Informer - Oh please, don�t give me that crap! Nothing Chandler ever did in the past justifies his attack on a poor, defenseless, 100 pound woman! No matter who she is!

Vic Canon - Speaking of Chandler�s girlfriend, we have an update on her now. Earlier she was rushed to hospital, and now we can conclude that although the powerbomb by a ruthless Diamante shook her up good, besides a few bumps and bruises, she�s going to be fine!

Eddie Sensation - That�s good news for Chandler, but do you think that is going to make everything better? Hell no! Chandler has been rattled! On Heat, Diamante cuffed him and took him hostage with a squirt gun! Now this! I�m telling you guys� NEVER before has Chandler been played so� so perfectly by Nick Diamante! You�ve got to give him credit, because on top of being the �MOST HATED MAN IN WRESTLING�� he�s also the smartest!

The Informer - I guess there�s no doubt that Nick Diamante�s lack of conscious makes him that much of a more dangerous competitor! Tonight, however� something�s got to give here. Either Chandler or Diamante� one man will not make it to the finish line� and if that happens, someone is going to say �I RESPECT YOU!�� and that right there, just like any high-risk move inside the ring� might prove to be a career-ender!

Vic Canon - Fans, we�re not going to kid you about this situation! For the last 10 months, both these men have had a hatred for each other that is simply unmatchable! They attempted to wrestle on Heat, but that one fell apart quickly! NO NORMAL MATCH CAN CONTAIN THESE MEN! It had to come down to this! Fans at home, I suggest you pop a tape into those VCR�s because this may very well be the last time we see these men wrestle a match, period! The stakes are just too high!

Eddie Sensation - You guys have to remember one thing� the important stipulation in this match, and the motivator for Nick Diamante! Should he fail to make Chandler scream �I RESPECT YOU!�� it�s all over for him, his career and life in this sport! And Chandler is left to play the role of the hero, in front of his hometown crowd! Will that be too much for him to handle?

The Informer - It�s time to answer all of those questions right now! Fans� we�re about to see history in the making! Let�s head up to the ring with Chris Myers!

Chris Myers - Ladies and gentlemen, it is now time for the MAIN EVENT of the evening! And it the �I RESPECT YOU!� Match!

The Informer - Boy oh boy, that one sent chills up and down my spine!

Vic Canon - Listen to these fans! They�re in for one helluva treat! A match like this only happens a few times in a lifetime!

Chris Myers - The rules are as follows! At the start of the match, a microphone will be left in the center of the ring. During the match, it is the wrestlers� objective to force their opponent to say �I RESPECT YOU!� as a means for victory! There are no pinfalls� no submissions� no disqualifications� and no count-out! The only way to win is to verbally for respect out of your opponent!

Eddie Sensation - My God! Damn� the magnitude of these stipulations just hit me now! I can�t believe one of these guys are going to be forced to say that! It�s insane!

Chris Myers - Now, as a very special treat� here to perform the theme music of Nick Diamante� entitled �Got The Life�� here are the musical recording artists�. KOOOOORRRRNNN!!!

The Informer - MY GOD! KORN IS HERE?

Vic Canon - I heard nothing about this!

[The curtains on the stage directly to the left of the EWA entranceway suddenly fall to reveal a musical stage set with a huge mural of Nick Diamante in the background. Musical artists KoRn stand on the stage and begin to perform �Got The Life��]

Chris Myers - Introducing first� standing in at 6�9� and weighing in at 292.5 pounds� from Toronto, Ontario, Canada� HERE IS�. The self-proclaimed �WORLD�S MOST HATED WRESTLER�� NICK� DIAMANTE!!!!!

Eddie Sensation - YEAH BABY! SELF PROCLAIMED, BUT WHO THE HELL COULD ARGUE IT?

[As the opening drum beats of �Got The Life� are performed live by KoRn, the lights in the arena slowly fade down, and purple smoke hit by theatrical strobe lighting engulfs the entranceway in Nick Diamante�s former �Diamond Stud� entrance�]

The Informer - WHAT AN ATMOSPHERE WE�VE GOT HERE IN SHREVEPORT!!!

Vic Canon - WITH KORN IN THE ARENA� THIS PLACE IS ROCKING! I find it interesting, though it may be a significant point� why is it that Nick Diamante has seemingly gone back to his �Diamond Stud� ring entrance�

Eddie Sensation - ROOTS BABY, roots! Mind games! I think he wanted Chandler to believe he�d lost it mentally! �THE DIAMOND STUD� IS BACK BABY, YEAH!

[�So give� me� nothing� just FEAAAAAAAARRRRR�. And all the sh*t will follow�� In the exact same entrance as his debut in the EWA, Nick Diamante sits atop a diamond-studded throne, which is being lowered to the top of the ramp, beside KoRn. The flashbulbs reflecting off of the diamonds are creating a sparkling effect. Nick Diamante sits with a cigar in his mouth, openly tormenting the pro-Chandler crowd in Shreveport�]

Vic Canon - HEY! LOOK� MY GOD, �THE DIAMOND STUD� IS BACK! LOOK ABOVE THE ENTRANCE WAY!

Eddie Sensation - YEAH!!! THAT�S THE SH*T RIGHT THERE!!! DIAMANTE�S MAKING A KING�S ENTRANCE HERE TONIGHT!! JUST LIKE HE DID AT HELLACIOUS HALLOWEEN 2 LAST YEAR WHEN HE RETURNED TO THE EWA! Ya remember that, Informer?

The Informer - Of course I do! Who could forget his return to the EWA to referee the EWA World Heavyweight Title Match between Zed and Deuce!

Vic Canon - And man, has he been a key player every since then!

[�GOT THE LIFE� GOT THE LIFE� GOT THE LIFE� GOT THE LIFE!!!�� Diamante steps off the throne which has fully lowered, turns around and points at the band while nodding, and begins to make his way to the ring with an extremely determined look on his face�]

Eddie Sensation - THAT�S MY MAN RIGHT THERE! Can you believe it! All this time� for the last month and a half� he�s gone around making people believe that he�d lost his mind! He even told people to stop calling him �The Diamond Stud�� ALL ONE BIG MIND GAME! �THE DIAMOND STUD� NICK DIAMANTE IS HERE� HE�S BACK� AND HE�S GONNA MAKE CHANDLER SAY �I RESPECT YOU, STUD� I RESPECT YOU!�

The Informer - I can�t believe it! We never thought we�d see the calm, cool entity known as �The Diamond Stud� again!

[Wearing an official EWA �NO FEAR� t-shirt with the shoulders ripped off, a pair of dark blue jeans and some Doc Martins, Diamante climbs up into the ring and up to the second ropes facing the crowd. Emotionless, he glances into the crowd� and finally screams as he raises his arms. A small gash is still apparent on his forehead�]

Vic Canon - BOY, THIS CROWD SURE HATES NICK DIAMANTE! AND THAT�S PURE HATE� WITH A PASSION!

Eddie Sensation - I don�t blame them at all� because after what he did to Chandler�s BI� I mean, girlfriend� sure, obviously they�re not going to like him! This place if full with nothing but a bunch of Chandler marks anyways!

[KoRn reaches the end of �Got The Life� to a big Shreveport pop! The band members wave to the audience and then head to the back�]

The Informer - THE ONE AND THE ONLY��� KORN! Looks like Tom Stone shelled out the big bucks for this event!

Vic Canon - WOW! Tell me about it! Look at the HUGE mural of Nick Diamante!

Eddie Sensation - Kind of intimidating, wouldn�t you say?

The Informer - Indeed! The real-life version is scary enough! And there he is standing in the middle of the ring. His eyes have not left the entrance way for one second since he stepped down from the ropes! Nick Diamante� �THE DIAMOND STUD� is focused!

Vic Canon - That man right there� he could end up being Clayton Chandler�s worst nightmare!

Chris Myers - AND HIS OPPONENT�

Eddie Sensation - Damn! Myers says 3 words and this place becomes unglued! You�d think Chandler was a God here in Shreveport, Louisiana! Not a God� but maybe the king of the swamps, HA!

Chris Myers - Soon to be making his way to the ring to the musical performance of� THE FUGEES!

The Informer - HOLY CRAP! THE FUGEES ARE HERE TOO??

Chris Myers - Standing in at 6� even and weighing in at 204 pounds�. FROM SHREVEPORT, LOUISIANA�

Vic Canon - OK, OK!!! NOW THIS PLACE HAS COME UNDONE!!!

Eddie Sensation - WHAT????? WHAT??????? I CAN�T HEAR YOU, VIC!! WHAT DID YOU SAY???

Chris Myers - CHAAAAAAAAANDLLLLLERRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[A huge set of pyro explosives fills the arena as the curtain to the right of the EWA entranceway falls to reveal a stage where The Fugees are standing! A HUGE mural of Clayton Chandler is revealed, as the fans go insane�]

The Informer - IT�S THE FUGEES!! THE FUGEES ARE HERE TO SING CHANDLER TO THE RING!!!

Vic Canon - WHAT AN EVENT!!!!

[�Ready or not, here I come� You can�t hide. Gonna find you and take it slowly�� The lights fall dim as The Fugees begin to perform Chandler�s entrance music �Ready Or Not��]

Eddie Sensation - Looks like Tom dished out a whole helluvalotta cash for No Fear!

The Informer - Oh, no doubt about it� AND� AND� THERE HE IS!!! The Hirsch Memorial Colossuem in Shreveport, Louisiana has ERUPTED!!!!!!!!!

Vic Canon - LISTEN TO THIS CROWD!!! LISTEN TO THESE FANS!!! EVERY SINGLE PERSON IN THIS ARENA HAS GONE ABSOLUTELY NUTS!!!

[�Gun blast, think fast, I think I�m hit. My girl pinch my hips to see if I still exist�� with every inch as much determination etched into his face, Chandler steps from behind the curtain and stands at the top of the ramp. In the ring, Nick Diamante can be seen waving his fingertips and mouthing the words �Come on, Cajun� Come on!� at Chandler, begging him to come to the ring�]

Eddie Sensation - Guys� If I could explain to you the nervousness I�m feeling right now! The butterflies doing nose-dives in my stomach�. Damn! THIS MATCH IS GONNA ROCK!

The Informer - I just hope that we�re safe here at ringside!

Vic Canon - Ha, you too?? I thought I was alone in being scared out of my mind!

Eddie Sensation - Chandler�s at the middle of entranceway, guys� and we�ve got an intense stare-down going on here already!

The Informer - Imagine what happens when they actually get into the ring together!

[Chandler starts to make his way down to the ring again, and steps up right onto the apron. He removes his EWA �Global Threat� t-shirt and tosses it right at Nick Diamante�s face, and steps into the ring. Diamante attempts to remain calm�]

Vic Canon - MY GOD, DID YOU SEE THAT?? CHANDLER JUST TOSSED HIS SHIRT AT DIAMANTE!! Sure� let�s poke a wild animal with a sharp stick and see if we can get his attention!!

[The Fugees stop playing, wave to the fans and return to the back�]

Eddie Sensation - Yeah, The Fugees, they were good� but nothing it going to amount to what we�re about to see now!

The Informer - OHHH YEAH, HERE WE GO� WE�VE GOT A STARE-DOWN IN THE MIDDLE OF THE RING!!

Vic Canon - CLAYTON CHANDLER AND NICK DIAMANTE� FACE TO FACE IN AN EWA RING FOR POSSIBLY THE LAST TIME!!!

Eddie Sensation - LOOK AT THE SHOT RIGHT THERE!!! BOTH GUYS ARE TALKING TRASH, AND THEY�RE BOTH SMILING!!! BUT LOOK AT THE SIZE DIFFERENCE! LOOK THAT THE WEIGHT DIFFERENCE!!! CHANDLER SIMPLY CANNOT CONTEND WITH THAT!! He�s gonna have to hit fast and run� and most importantly, keep on moving!

The Informer - WHAT DO YOU THINK IS GOING ON RIGHT NOW IN CHANDLER�S HEAD?? HE�S FACE TO FACE WITH THE MAN WHO JUST POWERBOMBED HIS GIRLFRIEND NO MORE THAN AN HOUR AGO!

Vic Canon - You better believe there�s hatred in this ring! More hatred then there has ever been!

Eddie Sensation - LET�S RING THE BELL AND GET THIS ONE STARTED! What are they waiting for??

The Informer - Hey, hold on� look, YEAH� LOOK AT THAT! DIAMANTE TAKES A FEW STEPS BACK! Intimidation maybe?

Vic Canon - I don�t think so, Informer! I just think �The Diamond Stud� Nick Diamante is ready to go here!

Eddie Sensation - YO, YO� YO� WHAT THE HECK?? NICK IS EXTENDING HIS HAND FOR A HANDSHAKE?? HAHAHA!! Yeah, let�s have ourselves a clean contest here!

The Informer - Oh, believe it or not� but deep down inside� though none of these men will verbally admit it, they�ve got respect for each other! No doubt about it!

Vic Canon - Chris Myers has left that live microphone laying in the middle of the ring, by the way!

Eddie Sensation - OH MY GOD!!! LOOK!! CHANDLER IS SHAKING DIAMANTE�S HAND!!

The Informer - OH, AND THEY JUST PULLED INTO EACH OTHER!! THEY�RE FACE TO FACE NOW� FOREHEAD TO FOREHEAD!! WE�RE GOING TO SEE A WAR TONIGHT FANS!!

[Suddenly, a voice is heard over the speakers�]

Voice - HEY! HEY! HOLD ON ONE DAMN SECOND!

Vic Canon - HUH??

[Tom Stone appears on the EWA video wall with a serious look on his face�]

Eddie Sensation - IT�S TOM STONE!!! STONE IS ON THE VIDEO WALL!!

The Informer - WHAT DOES TOM STONE WANT WITH THIS MATCH??

Tom Stone - Did I come at the wrong time? Oh sh*t... Crunch time, huh? Well, before you two start dancing around, I've got a little addition to this match! Lets go over the history! You two have fought all over MY arenas, in MY rings, on MY property, IN MY COMPANY� so if you�re getting my point, I�M still in control here! Both of you have attempted to kill each other several times, and I think it's safe to say that you guys hate each other! Soooo, under my better judgment, I've decided to make this a NON-SANCTIONED MATCH! Why the hell should I risk my company just because you little boys want to kill each other? HA! I'm not that stupid! So Nick, Chandler... Go ahead! Kill each other! This match is NOT sanctioned by the EWA!!! SO I REALLY DON�T GIVE A DAMN WHAT YOU 2 DO TO EACH OTHER! YOU JUST BETTER MAKE SURE YOU FINISH IT OFF HERE TONIGHT!

Vic Canon - MY GOD!!! TOM STONE WITH THE CALL OF THE NIGHT!!! THIS NO-HOLDS-BARRED �I RESPECT YOU!� MATCH IS NOW LEGALLY NOT SANCTIONED BY THE EXTREME WRESTLING ASSOCIATION!!!

Eddie Sensation - WHAT THE HECK DOES THAT REALLY MEAN THOUGH??

The Informer - IT MEANS THE EWA WON�T TAKE RESPONSIBILITY FOR WHAT THESE GUYS DO TO EACH OTHER HERE TONIGHT IN SHREVEPORT!!

Vic Canon - HEY, LOOK!! NICK�S GOT THE MIC HERE, AND HE�S FACING TOM STONE ON THE VIDEO WALL!!

Nick Diamante - STONE� AS IF YOU EVER HAD ANYTHING TO DO WITH THIS! FINE, SINCE YOUR ASS ISN�T GONNA TAKE CARE OF THIS� MAYBE CHANDLER�S MOMMA OR DADDY CAN GIVE HIM A LIFT TO THE HOSPIT���.

Eddie Sensation - HEY!!!! HEY!!!!!! HEY!!!!!!! BACK-FIGHTER!!!! BACK-FIGHTER!!!!!!!

The Informer - YES!!!! YES!!!!! CHANDLER HAS HEARD ENOUGH TALKING!!! THIS MATCH IS FINALLY ON IT�S WAY!!!!

Vic Canon - AND THIS CROWD IS GOING WILD!!! CHANDLER HAS 2 FIST-FULLS OF DIAMANTE�S HAIR� BAM!!! �THE DIAMOND STUD� DOES HEAD FIRST INTO THE CORNER TURNBUCKLE PAD!!! OHHHH, AND CHANDLER ISN�T DONE WITH HIM YET!!!

Eddie Sensation - THAT�S ILLEGAL!!! REF, WHAT ARE YOU BLIND?? BREAK THE HOLD!!!

The Informer - OH NO, NO! NO! NO! DIAMANTE IS SENT HEAD FIRST TO THE OPPOSITE TURNBUCKLE PAD!!! EDDIE, THE REF IS ONLY HERE TO HAND THE MICROPHONE TO ANY MAN WHO REQUESTS TO USE IT! IT�S THAT SIMPLE!

Vic Canon - WAIT, WAIT�.. OHHHHHH, OVER THE TOP!!! OVER THE TOP!!! CHANDLER JUST TOSSED NICK DIAMANTE OOOOOOVER THE TOP ROPE AND TO THE OUTSIDE OF THE RING!!! HOW�S THAT FOR A STRENGTH ADVANTAGE, HEY EDDIE??

Eddie Sensation - HE�S CHEATING!!! SINCE THE FIRST SECOND OF THIS MATCH!!! ILLEGAL MOVE AFTER ILLEGAL MOVE!!

The Informer - THERE ARE NO ILLEGAL MOVES IN AN �I RESPECT YOU!� MATCH! �The Diamond Stud� Nick Diamante is on the outside of the ring attempting to collect himself� BUT THE OVERWHELMING ROAR OF THIS AUDIENCE ISN�T HELPING HIM CALM DOWN MUCH!

Vic Canon - Chandler is well in control of this one right now, right from the get-go! He�s standing in the middle of the ring right now, never taking his eyes off Diamante for a second! It looks like he�s actually simply waiting for Diamante to re-enter the ring whenever he�s ready!

Eddie Sensation - What are you saying, Chandler�s playing fairly?? DAMN! YOU KNOW HOW TO MAKE A BAD SITUATION SOUND LIKE A CHRISTIAN CHILDREN�S FUND RAISER, DON�T YA??

The Informer - HEY, OH PLEASE� GIVE ME A BREAK HERE� YOU�RE NOT GOING ANYWHERE DIAMANTE�

Vic Canon - I think he�s just trying to buy himself a bit of time and get back into this match mentally. There�s no way Nick Diamante is leaving here� not after everything that has gone down between these guys!

Eddie Sensation - OF COURSE NOT! There we go� �TDS� is walking back towards the ring! NEVER� EVER accuse Nick of being scared! That word simply isn�t in his vocabulary!

The Informer - Diamante is back on the apron and cautiously looking to step through the ropes� always keeping his eyes on Chandler!

Vic Canon - It�s funny� both men have been claiming that they�re going to KILL each other for the past few weeks� and surprisingly, we�ve got 2 very cautious pro wrestlers here.

Eddie Sensation - Well it�s simple! No one wants to make that first mistake! Just like the first goal in a Hockey game, screwing up first in a wrestling match can shift the entire pace of the match, just like that!

The Informer - LOCK UP OF COLLAR-AND-ELBOW IN THE MIDDLE OF THE RING! Unless some miracle happens, there�s no surprise in this one! Diamante is MUCH stronger than Chandler, and he�s got a TREMENDOUS leverage advantage over the master of HIROSHIMA!

Vic Canon - No doubt about that! And HA� how do you like that? A clean break by Diamante in the corner! It�s surprising that both men are playing a very cautious style right now. That, right there, proves that both men have done their homework and are totally ready for this match!

Eddie Sensation - Chandler steps out of the corner with a really focused look still on his face! I�m waiting for one of these guys to snap! Anytime now!

The Informer - And another lock up in the center of the ring! This time, Chandler seems to be trying to keep most of his body lower to the ground� almost in a football 3-point tackle position so that Diamante can�t utilize his tremendous upper body strength advantage!

Vic Canon - FIREMAN�S TAKE-DOWN BY CHANDLER!! AND STRAIGHT INTO THE ARM-BAR POSITION! TEXTBOOK WRESTLING BY CHANDLER!

Eddie Sensation - Damn, and that one came out of nowhere! Chandler was fighting off the collar-and-elbow tie-up, and simply fell to his knees and used his force and Nick�s own momentum against him to take him over in the fireman�s take-down! And now he�s got Diamante grounded in an arm bar! I�ve got to admit, that�s some sound strategy there� on top of being great technical wrestling!

The Informer - BUT� YES� as I feared, Chandler, at this stage in the match, doesn�t have the strength to keep a fresh monster like nick Diamante down in a simple arm bar. �The Diamond Stud� is up� Chandler�s still got a hold of the arm, but Nick has a hold of Chandler�s hair!

Vic Canon - Diamante uses his momentum and rides Chandler into the rope� NO! NO! HE DOESN�T LET GO OF THE HAIR! DIAMANTE HOLDS ON TO THE HAIR AND PULL CHANDLER RIGHT BACK INTO A SIDE HEADLOCK POSITION! Hey, that�s crafty wrestling at it�s best!

Eddie Sensation - I don�t think anyone expected this to start off as a textbook wrestling match anyway, so a little cheating here and there doesn�t hurt! Hell, there�s no DQ in this match� THERE IS NO CHEATING!

The Informer - Diamante is grinding Chandler�s head with that side headlock, and an important thing to note here� look at the feet of Nick Diamante. They�re firmly planted about 2 feet apart from each other. That way, Chandler won�t be able to push Nick into the ropes, nor will he be able to knock him down!

Vic Canon - Guys, Chandler better do something quick of he�s going to be in this move for a long time! It may not seem like much of a hold, but a headlock can really wear someone down!

Eddie Sensation - I don�t know about you guys, but if you�re gonna score this match on a traditional points system� I�ve got Nick ahead by 42 and a half points right now! OH, WAIT� make that 43!

The Informer - I don�t think so, Eddie! So far, this match has been as even as one can possibly be! And we�ve seen nothing but good techni�

Vic Canon - �WAIT, OH� CHANDLER SLIPS OUT OF THE HEADLOCK� HE�S OUT� WAIT� WHAT� HOLY CRAP, HIROSHIMA!!! HIROSHIMA!!! JUST LIKE THAT, CHANDLER SLIPS OUT OF THE HEADLOCK�

Eddie Sensation - NO! NO! NO! NO DICE! NO DICE!! DIAMANTE WAS ABLE TO JUMP RIGHT OUT OF THE RING BEFORE CHANDLER COULD FULLY APPLY IT! But damn, that near HIROSHIMA attempt sure brought this audience right back into this one!

The Informer - HA, yeah� look at Chandler� drawing and inch between his fingers telling Diamante he was �that close� from taking him on an all-expenses-paid tour of HIROSHIMA!

Vic Canon - But give Diamante full credit, he�s done his homework on that very move! Most men would have been out just as fast as they were put in it! Just ask MMG! He experienced a first-class stay in HIROSHIMA just on Tuesday! The worse 5 seconds of this life!

Eddie Sensation - Well, with all due respect� we are talking about MMG here! He couldn�t find his way out of a small, dark room if the only light was coming from outside the exit door!

The Informer - Ok, ok� good point! But anyway, that instance was too close for comfort with Nick. And UH OH� it seems to have rattled Nick a bit!

Vic Canon - Yeah, tell me about it! He�s back in the ring and right in Chandler�s face! And he�s reading Chandler the riot act!

[The cameras pick up some audio of Nick�s voice� �blah blah� DUMB SUNNUVABITCH��� blah blah blah�. THRYLLA�S LACKEY�. blah blah�.�]

Eddie Sensation - HAHAHAHAHA!!! DID YOU HEAR THAT?? NICK JUST CALLED CHANDLER� THRYLLA�S LACKEY AGAIN!! SHADES OF THE TUESDAY NIGHT BITCHFEST!!

The Informer - Oh yeah, and Chandler is nodding his head and smiling�

Vic Canon - You can slowly sense the tempo of the match beginning to change here! Both men are getting on each other�s nerves, slowly, but surely�

Eddie Sensation - AHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAH!!!! AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! �THE DIAMOND STUD� NICK DIAMANTE JUST SLAPPED CHANDLER CLEAR IN THE FACE!!! VIC, SOME OF THE SPIT JUST LANDED ON YOUR COAT!!!

The Informer - OH� MY� GOODNESS��..

Vic Canon - AND HERE THEY GO!! CHANDLER RESPONDS WITH A RIGHT HAND!!! WHAM!!! AND ANOTHER� AND ONE MORE TO COMPLETE THE HAT-TRICK!! HE HAS DIAMANTE BACKED UP INTO THE MIDDLE OF THE ROPES� IRISH WHIP, NO! NICK REVERSES IT� CHANDLER GOES TO THE ROPES, HITS THEM AND COMES RUNNING BACK WITH A CLOTHESLINE ATTEMPT� NO!! NICK DUCKS IT� CHANDLER HITS THE ROPES AGAIN���� OH MY GOD NO!!!

[From outside the ring, we receive a camera feed from one of the EWA cameramen out on the floor, directly behind Chandler. Nick nails Chandler with a side thrust kick to the jaw, and Chandler goes flying out of the ring over the top rope, taking out the camera man with him. Chandler lands hard and awkwardly on the camera equipment and immediately holds his ribs on the right side of his body�]

Eddie Sensation - HOLY CRAP!!!! SUPERKICK!!! SUPERKICK!!! JESUS, MARY AND JOSEPH!!! CHANDLER CAUGHT A NICK DIAMANTE SUPERKICK AND WENT FLYING OUT OF THE RING!!

The Informer - OH NO!! AND HE JUST TOOK OUT ONE OF OUR CAMERAMEN IN THE PROCESS!!

Vic Canon - This is not good! Not good at all, guys! Did you see the way Chandler landed on that equipment? He�s holding his ribs, and he looks like he�s in a great deal of pain!

Eddie Sensation - HAHAHA, YEAH! AND LOOK! NICK IS GONNA CAPITALIZE ON IT BY GRABBING THE MIC FROM REFEREE LANCE KING IN THE RING!!

The Informer - Oh my goodness, no! This is the absolute worst timing for Chandler!

Vic Canon - AN EARLY INJURY IN A HIGH-STAKES MATCH IS BAD NEWS FOR CHANDLER, AND THIS CROWD IN SHREVEPORT KNOWS IT!

Eddie Sensation - DIAMANTE�S ON THE OUTSIDE OF THE RING, AND HE�S GOT THE RING!

Nick Diamante - OH COME ON, CAJUN! If you would have told me it was gonna be that easy, I would have waited for a different time to cash in and bring back �The Diamond Stud�!

The Informer - OH PLEASE!

Nick Diamante - COME ON, CAJUN� RIGHT HERE IN FRONT OF YOUR FAMILY!! SAY IT!! TELL ME WHAT YOU THINK OF ME, BOY!!!

Vic Canon - HE�S GOT THE MIC IN CHANDLER�S FACE!

Eddie Sensation - THIS IS IT! THIS IS IT!

Chandler - YOU�RE A COCK-SUCKING BITCH!!!!

The Informer - I TAKE THAT AS A DEFINITE �NO THANK YOU!� FROM CHANDLER!

Vic Canon - If I were to swear like that in front of my mother��..

Eddie Sensation - AH, DON�T WORRY GUYS!! HAHAHAH!! LOOK!!! NICK JUST CLUBBED CHANDLER IN THE BACK OF THE HEAD WITH THE LIVE MIC WHILE HE WAS TRYING TO GET TO HIS FEET!!! WHAT A CLASSIC!!

The Informer - And they�re right out there in front of Chandler�s parent and friends! Look at Chandler�s mother� the poor woman is on her feet begging Nick to stop hurting her boy!

Vic Canon - She is! She is! Literally, with tears in her eyes, begging Nick to stop the attack!

Nick Diamante - No way, ma�am� I�m sorry! It doesn�t work quite that simple! YOUR SON TRIED TO RUIN MY LIFE! AND NOW HE�S GONNA PAY, LIKE IT OR NOT! I suggest you leave� yeah, you too old man! LEAVE! CAUSE THIS IS GONNA GET UGLY!!

Eddie Sensation - HAHAHAHA!!! SEND THOSE OLD BAGS TO THE HOME!!

The Informer - Chandler is getting to his feet, but he�s in bad condition! He�s holding his ribs, and every step he takes seems to be extremely painful for him! Nick just handed the mic back to Referee Lance King, and it looks like he�s going to go back on the attack now!

Vic Canon - OH NO! He�s got a hold of Chandler�s head! AND WHAM! MY GOD! DID YOU HEAR THAT THUD? NICK JUST SMASHED CHANDLER�S HEAD RIGHT AGAINST THAT STEEL BARRIER AT RINGSIDE! RIGHT IN FRONT OF HIS FAMILY!!! HOW CAN YOU BE SUCH A BRUTE??

Eddie Sensation - HA! I heard that thud alright, and if you ask me, it sounded pretty hollow!

The Informer - NO! NO! WHAT�S HE GOING TO DO NOW!!?? HE�S GOT CHANDLER BY THE NECK� NO, NO! HE�S LIFTING THE 2OO POUND CHANDLER OVER HIS HEAD IN A GORILLA PRESS� WITH PRACTICALLY NO STRESS AT ALL!!

Vic Canon - Do you know what this is?? This is mockery! Everyone of these moves he�s doing right in front of Chandler�s screaming and tearing parents!

Eddie Sensation - OH YEAH, AND LOOK AT THIS!! OHHHH HO HO HOOOO YEAAAAHHH!!! WHAT A MOVE!!!! WHAT A DAMN MOVE!!!!! DIAMANTE JUST DROPPED CHANDLER�S THROAT RIGHT ACROSS THE BARRIER!!! RIGHT IN FRONT OF MOOOOOMMY AND DAAAAADDY!! HAHAAHA!!

The Informer - This is�. Beyond any question� HE�S AN ANIMAL! An uncaring beast! Look at Chandler�s mother! She�s crying! She�s begging and pleading to Nick! That in it self shows you how desperate of a situation this is!

Vic Canon - Oh no, now Diamante has the mic again!! This is a shame!!

Nick Diamante - WHY AREN�T YOU GONE YET? DO YOU LIKE SEEING THIS DONE TO YOUR OWN SON?? Well, I tell you what� YOU OLD CHANDLER F*CKS! Right here, in front of your own parents� looking into your mother�s tear-covered eyes� CHANDLER�. SAY IT!!! SAY IT NOW!!!

Eddie Sensation - IT�S GONNA END RIGHT HERE!!!

Chandler - [Breathing heavily] GO FUCK YOURSELF, YOU FAGGOT CANUCK!!!!!!

The Informer - MY GOD!!! CHANDLER HAS MORE GUTS THAN BRAINS!!! HE WON�T SAY IT!!! HE WILL NOT SAY �I RESPECT YOU!�

Nick Diamante - WRONG CHOICE, ASSHOLE! I GUESS I�M GONNA HAVE TO DO IT THE EASY WAY!! MRS. CHANDLER� I�M GONNA GIVE YOU THIS MIC� AND YOU�RE GONNA SAY THE WORDS ON BEHALF OF YOUR SON�

Vic Canon - NO!!!!! YOU CAN�T DO THAT!!!!!! THAT�S NOT FAIR!!! OF COURSE SHE�S GOING TO THROW IN THE TOWEL!!! SHE�S WATCHING HER SON BE BEATEN TO DEATH!!

Eddie Sensation - YOU KNOW WHAT THIS REMINDS ME OF, GUYS?? REMEMBER BACK IN THE OLD WWF DAYS� WHEN SAVAGE LACERATED STEAMBOAT�S TONGUE OVER THE GUARDRAIL! HA! LOOKS LIKE IT�S A CAJUN TRADITION, CAUSE CHANDLER�S BEING HELD DOWN THROAT-FIRST ACROSS THE BARRIERS!!

The Informer - OH MY GOD, LOOKS!!! CHANDLER�S MOTHER� HIS OWN MOTHER JUST SLAPPED NICK DIAMANTE IN THE FACE!!!!! HOW�S THAT FOR FAMILY TRADITION, HUH??? RESPECT FOR THE CHANDLER NAME RUNS THROUGH ALL THE BLOODLINES!!!

Nick Diamante - YOU STUPID BITCH!!! WHO DO YOU THINK YOU ARE???

Vic Canon - OH MY GOD, WHAT THE HELL IS HE DOING??? HE�S GOT CHANDLER�S MOTHER BY THE HAIR!!!!! WHAT IS WRONG WITH HIM????

Eddie Sensation - HAHAHAHAHA!!! NO!!!!! NO!!!!!!! WHAT THE HECK?????

The Informer - NOW CHANDLER�S FATHER JUST PUNCHED �THE DIAMOND STUD� NICK DIAMANTE RIGHT IN THE FACE!!!

Vic Canon - FROM BEHIND!!!! FROM BEHIND!!!! HIROSHIMA!!!!!! HIROSHIMA!!!!!! CHANDLER HAS IT LOCKED ON ONCE AGAIN!!!!

Eddie Sensation - NO!!!!!!! NO!!!!!!!! REF, DIDN�T YOU SEE THE INTERFERENCE????? CHANDLER�S FAMILY SHOULD BE EJECTED FROM THE BUILDING!!!! SINCE WHEN DO THE FANS GET INTO THE ACTION HERE IN THE EWA???

The Informer - THEY WERE PROVOKED, AND NOW DIAMANTE IS GETTING WHAT HE DESERVES!!! CHANDLER HAS HIROSHIMA LOCKED IN ON NICK DIAMANTE ON THE OUTSIDE OF THE RING!! THE REF IS HOLDING THE MIC TO DIAMANTE�S MOUTH!!!!!

Nick Diamante - �.UGH�� NO!!!!!��. NO I HATE YOU!!!!!��. F*CK YOU CAJUN!!!!!� NO�..

Vic Canon - HOW LONG CAN DIAMANTE LAST??? WHAT HAPPENS IF HE GETS KNOCKED OUT AND CAN�T SAY THE WORDS????

Eddie Sensation - WAIT, LOOK!!!! AHAHAHAHA!!! YEAH!!!! THAT�S HOW YOU BREAK THE HOLD BABY!!!

The Informer - MY GOD, NICK DIAMANTE JUST PUT HIS BIG WHEELS IN REVERSE AND RAN CLAYTON CHANDLER RIGHT INTO THE METAL RING POST!!! THAT�S NOT GOING TO DO CHANDLER�S INJURED RIBS ANY FAVORS!!!!

Vic Canon - MY GOODNESS JUST WHEN YOU THOUGHT CHANDLER WAS BACK INTO THE MATCH! WHAM! Nick Diamante rams Chandler into the post, and we�re back to square one!

Eddie Sensation - But look at Diamante�s face! Remember earlier on in that interview? He was bashing himself in the head! And he accidentally cut himself! Right now, that�s not doing him any favors either! Nick is slowly beginning to bleed again!

The Informer - Diamante sends Chandler back into the ring again, and I have a feeling this one might be close to the end! With Chandler in this condition, there�s no way he can last much longer!

Vic Canon - We�ve got an attendant at ringside attempting to calm down Chandler�s parents! And who knew they would become a physically part of this match?

Eddie Sensation - I thought Chandler�s parents croaked a long time ago!

The Informer - In the ring, Nick Diamante is ramming Chandler�s rips with some vicious double ax-handles! You can hear the pain in Chandler�s voice, and just how close is he to saying it? �I RESPECT YOU, NICK!�

Vic Canon - You�ve got to give it to Chandler! He�s an 18 year old kid who is already a former EWA Heavyweight Champion! He�s got experience, and guts like you would never imagine!

Eddie Sensation - AH, WHO CARES! LOOK AT DIAMANTE! He�s got Chandler set nd ready for some sort of pump-handle move!

The Informer - �The Diamond Stud� lifts Chandler in the pump-handle position� oh, wait� what�s this??

Vic Canon - TOMBSTONE! It looks like he�s got Chandler ready for�� OH MY GOD! A PUMP-HANDLE SUPLEX RIGHT INTO THE SEATED TOMBSTONE! That man right there, Nick Diamante� in the ring, he truly is the INNOVATOR OF EXCELLENCE!

Eddie Sensation - OH YEAH BABY, and now he�s going for the mic again! Here comes the ref!

The Informer - King just handed the microphone to Diamante, and it looks like this could be it!

Nick Diamante - SAY IT YOU STUPID CAJUN F*CK!!!!!

Vic Canon - GOOD LORD! Sorry fans!

Chandler - ��..FUCK��. [breathing deeply] �YOU GO�� FUCK YOURSELF��.

Eddie Sensation - AWW, COME ON! GIVE IT UP YOU PUNK!

Nick Diamante - HURRY THE F*CK UP, CAJUN! I GOT ME AN APPOINTMENT WITH YOUR CRIPPLED BROAD AFTER THE SHOW!

The Informer - JESUS CHRIST! HE�S A NUT! HE�S A LEGITIMATE NUT, AND A DISGRACE TO PROFESSIONAL WRESTLING! I HOPE HE LOSES TONIGHT, BECAUSE THE EWA WOULD BE SO MUCH BETTER OFF WITHOUT HIM AND HIS TWISTED, PERVERTED WAYS!

Vic Canon - I don�t know if I can agree with that totally, but I admit� this man needs counseling!

Eddie Sensation - LISTEN TO YOU! �TDS� don�t need counseling� HE NEEDS A TITLE SHOT BECAUSE HE DESERVES IT MORE THAN ANYONE! AND AFTER TONIGHT, NO ONE WILL BE ABLE TO DENY HIM THAT RIGHT!

The Informer - Yeah, what a representative of the EWA he would be, huh? Well� either way, we�ve got Nick Diamante dragging Chandler to his feel by the hair here! Lord knows what�s going to happen next!

Vic Canon - �The Stud� tosses Chandler to the ropes with the Irish whip! Chandler hits the ropes, runs back� BAM! MY GOODNESS! PICTURE-PERFECT POWERSLAM BY NICK DIAMANTE!

Eddie Sensation - THAT�S RIGHT BABY! DIAMANTE�S ON A ROLE! Up on his feet, Nick backs up into the ropes�. AND A� HUGE ELBOW DROP TO THE STERNUM OF CHANDLER! ADMIT IT, GUYS! DIAMANTE IS DOMINATING CHANDLER� AND HE HAS BEEN FOR THE LAST 5 MINUTES NOW!

The Informer - Indeed he has been, and like we said earlier� right now, we�re expecting Chandler to give it up any moment now! �The Diamond Stud� is proving his superiority over Chandler right now!

Vic Canon - ANOTHER BIG ELBOW DROP BY �THE DIAMOND STUD�! NICK IS ON THE MONEY TONIGHT!

Eddie Sensation - Of course he is! He backed himself into a corner by putting his career on the line, and he�s given himself all the motivation in the world tonight at NO FEAR!

The Informer - But the match isn�t over yet guys! For all we know, Chandler could be taking the best of Nick�s offence in order to tire the big man out!

Vic Canon - Hey, I never thought about that!

Eddie Sensation - HEY! YEAH BABY, LOOK! DIAMANTE IS GIVING THE CUT-THROAT SIGN!! YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS!

The Informer - If it means one of the most devastating moves in the history of pro wrestling� the fans might as well pack it up and head home!

Vic Canon - Oh, it looks apparent! �The Diamond Stud� once again has Chandler by the hair� with his head between Diamante�s legs!

Eddie Sensation - OH YEAH, I CAN SMELL THE END! Diamante double-underhooks the arms�. OH YEAH! YEAH! LIFTS CHANDLER�S SCRAWNY ASS UPSIDE-DOWN�

The Informer - OH NO! NO! NO! HE CONNECTS!! THE DIAMOND DRIVER! THE DIAMOND DRIVER! NICK DIAMANTE JUST HIT CHANDLER WITH THE DIAMOND DRIVER, AND AN EXTREME HUSH HAS JUST FALLEN OVER THIS CROWD!

Vic Canon - MY GOD! THAT HAS TO BE, WITHOUT A DOUBT, ONE OF THE MOST TERRIFYING MOVES I�VE EVER SEEN! The double-underhook piledriver by a guy as big and powerful as �The Diamond Stud� Nick Diamante! I have a bad feeling that Chandler is going to have to say it�

Eddie Sensation - HAHAHA!!! CAN YOU BELIEVE THIS!! ONLY SOMEONE LIKE NICK DIAMANTE WOULD WALK INTO HIS OPPONENTS BACKYARD AND WIPE THE MAT OF HIM!

The Informer - AND NOW NICK HAS GOT THE MIC ONCE AGAIN! GOOD LORD, IF CHANDLER IS CONSCIOUS, THIS ONE IS OVER!

Vic Canon - My goodness, this could be the end of an era here in the EWA! The most bitter feud of all time! I can see it now� by tomorrow, Nick will be marketing new t-shirts� �I KILLED THE CAJUN FU�� �well, you get it!

Eddie Sensation - SHUT UP! HE�S GOT THE MIC! AND LOOK! HAHA! HE�S STARING AT CHANDLER�S PARENTS FROM INSIDE THE RING!

Nick Diamante - I THOUGHT I TOLD YOU TO LEAVE A WHILE AGO� WHAT? DO YOU LIKE WATCHING YOUR LITTLE BOY GET THE HELL BEATEN OUT OF HIM? Well I don�t give a f*ck� cause, ya know what� I�m surprised by you people! After 10 months of torment� making my life a living hell��� DO YOU REALLY THINK I�M GONNA SETTLE FOR JUST ONE DIAMOND DRIVER! NO! I AIN�T LEAVING TILL HIS NECK SNAPS!

The Informer - MY GOD, NO! THIS IS WHERE THE EWA HAS TO STEP IN AND STOP THE MATCH! CLAYTON CHANDLER IS RISKING PERMANENT INJURY BY BEING IN THERE WITH THAT� THAT� THAT LUNATIC! JUST CALL THE MATCH AND LET IT BE!

Vic Canon - Informer, with Tom Stone making this an UN-SANCTIONED match, the EWA has no power! No right to get involved in this match! You heard Tom Stone earlier! HE DOESN�T CARE IF THEY KILL EACH OTHER!

Eddie Sensation - AND THAT�S THE WAY OT SHOULD BE! You guys never look at it from Diamante�s stand-point! He�s the one that breathed life back into the EWA! AND ALL CHANDLER HAS DONE IS TAKEN CREDIT FOR NICK�S WORK!

The Informer - Oh my� no, don�t tell me� not again! It appears as if �The Diamond Stud� Nick Diamante� yes, yes! MY GOD NO! He�s got Chandler in position for another Diamond Driver!

Vic Canon - We may be watching the end of Chandler� the man� the teenage legend� right here in his hometown of Shreveport, Louisiana!

Eddie Sensation - YEAH, AND GOD BLESS NICK FOR DOING IT TOO! HE�S GOT CHANDLER�S ARMS DOUBLE-UNDERHOOKED AGAIN! IT�S OVER GUYS, OVER!! NICK IS GONNA BREAK CHANDLER�S NECK! HER WE GO! YES� YES� LIFTS HIM UPSIDE-DOWN� NO! WHAT??

The Informer - CHANDLER SLIDES OUT OVER THE BACK OF DIAMANTE AND LANDS ON HIS FEET!! HEY!! HEY!!! HIROSHIMA!!!!!!! HIROSHIMA!!!!!!!!!!!! HIROSHIMA AGAIN!!!!!!!!!

Vic Canon - MY GOD THIS PLACE HAS ERUPTED!!!!!!!!!!!!!! EVERYONE IS ON THEIR FEET!!!!!!!!!!

Eddie Sensation - NO!!!!! NO!!!!!! HOW DID HE GET OUT OF THE DIAMOND DRIVER?????

The Informer - I HAVE NO CLUE!!!!! BUT RIGHT NOW DIAMANTE IS LOCKED IN HIROSHIMA ONCE AGAIN!!!! AND NOW WE COULD BE SEEING THE VERY END OF NICK DIAMANTE!!!!!

Vic Canon - THAT JUST SHOWS YOU THE IMPACT OF THAT MOVE!!! HIROSHIMA HAS GOT TO BE THE MOST INTENSE SUBMISSION MOVE IN THIS SPORT!!! THE HEAD AND ARM CHOKE� IT MAY BE CLAIMING ANOTHER VICTIM RIGHT HERE!!!

Eddie Sensation - NO WAY!!! DIAMANTE IS FIGHTING IT!!! THERE�S NO DAMN WAY HE�S GONNA SUBMIT TO A SUBMISSION HOLD FROM A 10 YEAR OLD!!!

The Informer - CHANDLER IS SCREAMING AT THE REF TO STICK THE MIC IN DIAMANTE�S FACE!!!

Vic Canon - I THINK DIAMANTE�S CAREER IS FLASHING BEFORE HIS EYES!!!

Eddie Sensation - GET LANCE KING OUT OF THERE!!!!! THIS REF HAS NO RIGHT TO BE IN THE MATCH!!

The Informer - KING IS CAUTIOUSLY APPROACHING DIAMANTE WITH HIS ARM HOLDING THE MIC OUTSTRETCHED!!

Vic Canon - THIS IS THE END OF �THE DIAMOND STUD�!!!! NICK DIAMANTE�S BLACK CLOUD OF TERROR OVER THE EXTREME WRESTLING ASSOCIATION IS ABOUT TO COME TO AN END� NO!! NO!!! WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT???

Eddie Sensation - HAHAHAHA!!! YEAH!!! YEAH!!! THAT�S HOW YOU DO IT, NICK!!! DIAMANTE JUST KICKED LANCE KING RIGHT OUT OF THE RING WITH A HUGE BOOT TO THE FACE!!

The Informer - CHANDLER STILL HAS THE HIROSHIMA LOCKED IN!! BUT WHAT GOOD IS THIS MOVE IF THERE�S NO REF AROUND TO ASK THE QUESTION!!

Vic Canon - CHANDLER JUST RELEASED THE HOLD, AND HE�S RUNNING OUTSIDE TO GET THE MIC!!

Eddie Sensation - WAKE UP, NICK!!!! NO!! WAIT!! DON�T WAKE UP!!! IF YOU�RE OUT COLD, YOU CAN�T SAY �I RESPECT YOU!� HAHAHAHA!!!

The Informer - WE NEED TO GET ANOTHER REFEREE OUT HERE TO RESTORE SOME SEMBLANCE OF ORDER!

Vic Canon - CHANDLER�S GOT THE MIC!!! AND HE�S BACK IN THE RING!!!

Chandler - I JUST PUT YOUR ASS OUT WITH HIROSHIMA, YOU MOTHERFUCKER! NOW SAY IT!! TELL ME YOU RESPECT ME, YOU FAT CANADIAN FAGGOT!

Eddie Sensation - NO!!!! NO!!!! DON�T DO IT NICK� NO!!

The Informer - THIS COULD BE THE END!!!!! THIS PLACE IS GOING INSANE!!! EVERYONE IN ATTENDANCE IS STOMPING THEIR FEET!!

Vic Canon - JUST WHAT WILL THE EWA BE WITHOUT NICK DIAMANTE?? I THINK WE�RE ABOUT TO FIND OUT!!

Nick Diamante - ���.f�.fuck� you�.. fuckin��.lackey�

Eddie Sensation - HAHAHAHA!!! I LOVE IT!!! I LOVE IT!!!!! NOW I KNOW WHY THEY CALLED THIS EVENT NO FEAR!!! CAUSE NO MATTER WHAT, NICK DOESN�T FEAR ANYTHING!! HE JUST CALLED CHANDLER A LACKEY AGAIN!! THRYLLA�S LACKEY!!! HAHAAHHA!!

The Informer - My God, as much as I hate to say it! Diamante�s got a huge heart! He just won�t give up either!

Vic Canon - LOOK! CHANDLER IS PISSED AND FRUSTRATED! AND HE�S BRINGING DIAMANTE TO HIS FEET WITH 2 HANDFULLS OF HAIR!!

Eddie Sensation - YOU CALL NICK A LUNATIC??? WHAT ABOUT THIS IDIOT??

The Informer - WHAT�S HE GOING TO DO? HE�S GOT THE FRONT FACE LOCK ON DIAMANTE!!!

Vic Canon - I CAN SMELL IT!! BANG!!! HOLY CRAP!!! DDT!! DDT!!! CLAYTON CHANDLER JUST TOOK �THE DIAMOND STUD� DOWN WITH THE BIG TIMER!!

Eddie Sensation - I HATE THAT MOVE!! NO!! AND NOW HE�S GOING FOR THE MIC AGAIN!!!

Chandler - GIVE IT UP YOU SON OF A BITCH!!! AREN�T YOU FUCKIN� ASHAMED TO BE A FUCKIN� LOSER YET???

The Informer - MY GOODNESS!!! IT COULD BE OVER RIGHT NOW!!!

Vic Canon - HE�S GOT THE MIC IN NICK�S FACE!!!

Nick Diamante - SUCK MY DICK YOU STUPID CAJUN BITCH!!!!!!!!

Eddie Sensation - HAHAHAHAHA!!! STRAIGHT UP!! TAKE THAT FOR WHAT IT�S WORTH!!!

The Informer - OH MY, AND CHANDLER ISN�T HAPPY!! HE WANTS TO END THIS THING AND HUMILIATE DIAMANTE!!

Vic Canon - OH NO, CHANDLER HAS NICK BY THE HAIR AGAIN, AND HE�S FORCING HIM TO HIS FEET!

Eddie Sensation - NO!! NOT AGAIN!!! DAMN KID, CALM YOURSELF!!! SHOULDN�T YOU BE IN BED RIGHT NOW ANYWAYS???

The Informer - BED??? I DON�T THINK SO, EDDIE!!! I LOOKS LIKE CHANDLER IS GOING FOR YET ANOTHER BIG TIMER!!! CAN YOU BELIEVE THIS???

Vic Canon - THAT LOOKS LIKE IT!!! CHANDLER HAS THE FRONT FACE LOCKED AGAIN!!! HE RAISES HIS ARM AND THIS CROWD IS GOING WILD FOR THE YOUNGEST HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION IN EWA HISTORY!!

Eddie Sensation - NO!!! NO!!! BIG TIMER!!! GODDAMN!!! HE GOT IT!!! CHANDLER NAILED THE SECOND BIG TIMER!!

The Informer - JUST COMPLETELY OPPOSITE TO WHAT WAS GOING ON A FEW MINUTES AGO, NOW CHANDLER IS TOTALLY DOMINATING THE MATCH! 2 Big Timers in a row may be enough!

Vic Canon - My goodness! And now Nick Diamante is busted open! His face is covered in a complete crimson mask!

Eddie Sensation - HERE COMES ANOTHER REFEREE!!

The Informer - NOT THAT IT MAKES ANY DIFFERENCE!! BECAUSE, LOOK!!! CAN YOU BELIEVE THIS??? CHANDLER IS GOING FOR YET ANOTHER BIG TIMER!!!!

Vic Canon - HE�S DOING THE JOB RIGHT THE FIRST TIME! NO ERRORS!! NO EXCUSES!!!

Eddie Sensation - AHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!! BIG TIMER!!!!! NO!!!!!!!! COME ON NICK, STAY IN THE GAME!!!!!! THIS IS YOUR CAREER ON THE LINE!!!!!

The Informer - I DON�T THINK I HAVE EVER HEARD A LOUDER CROWD EVER!! THESE FANS IN SHREVEPORT ARE 100 PERCENT BEHIND THEIR HOMETOWN HERO!!

Vic Canon - THE NEW REF HAS JUST HANDED CHANDLER THE MICROPHONE!! AND THIS MAY BE IT!!! THE END OF NICK DIAMANTE!!

Eddie Sensation - NO!! I�VE GOT MY FINGERS CROSSED!! I BELIEVE IN NICK!! �THE DIAMOND STUD� WON�T SAY IT!!! HE COULD BE IN HIS DEATH BED AND HE�D NEVER SAY HE RESPECTS CHANDLER!!

The Informer - HE BETTER DO IT FOR HIS OWN GOOD!! HE IS BUSTED WIDE OPEN HERE AND HE CAN�T GO FOR MUCH LONGER!

Chandler - YOU COCKSUCKER, SAY IT!!!

Nick Diamante - ��no�������� die�.

Vic Canon - MY GOD!! ARE ANY OF THESE MEN GOING TO EVER GIVE UP?? SERIOUSLY!! THEY HAVE SO MUCH FIGHT INSIDE OF THEM!! TOO MUCH PRIDE!

Eddie Sensation - HA! THIS IS A CLASSIC RIGHT HERE! LOOK AT CHANDLER IN THE RING! HE JUST NAILED DIAMANTE WITH 3 BIG TIMERS! IN A ROW! AND DIAMANTE STILL HAS NO RESPECT FOR HIM!

The Informer - HEY! Where�s Chandler going now? He�s climbing out of the ring!

Vic Canon - I have no clue! Possibly looking for a weapon?

Eddie Sensation - NAH, NO WAY! I CAN TELL YOU NOW, THAT AFTER HIS 3 BIG MOVES, HE�S QUITTING! HE DOESN�T HAVE THE BALLS TO SAY �I RESPECT YOU!�� SO HE�S LEAVING! NO, NO! WAIT! BETTER YET, YA THINK HE�S GONNA GO LOOK FOR A HUG FROM MOMMY??? HAHAHAHA!!

The Informer - OH PLEASE! Chandler looks to be looking for something� yes, he�s lifting that apron covers of the ring, looking under the ring!

Vic Canon - Uh oh, this one has stayed relatively clean for the most part! I have a BAD feeling it might start to get ugly now!

Eddie Sensation - I�ll give Chandler credit for something. He knows, right now, that man on man� HE DOESN�T STAND A CHANCE WITH �THE DIAMOND STUD�! So at least he�s admitting that and going for some weapons!

The Informer - A LADDER!! A LADDER!! CAN YOU BELIEVE THIS!! CHANDLER IS DRAGGING A LADDER OUT FROM UNDER THE RING!

Vic Canon - Oh my goodness! Fans, this match has been going for a good 15 minutes now� and I guess Chandler thinks this is a good time to throw the rule book out the window!

Eddie Sensation - HE�S BRINGING THAT LADDER INTO THE RING! AND DIAMANTE IS JUST BEGINNING TO GET UP! GET UP, NICK! COME ON!

The Informer - OH NO, OH DAMN� CHANDLER TAKES A RUNNING START WITH THE LADDER, AND� OH MY GOD!!! CHANDLER JUST SENT DIAMANTE CRASHING TO THE OUTSIDE OF THE RING!! RIGHT IN FRONT OF US BY BOMBARDING HIM WITH A LADDER!!! CAN YOU BELIEVE THAT!!

Vic Canon - BUT DIAMANTE IS ON HIS FEET!! IN THE RING, CHANDLER RUNS ACROSS THE RING� BOUNCES OFF THE ROPES AND RETURN�. GOOD LORD!!! MY GOD!!! CHANDLER JUST FLEW BETWEEN THE ROPES WITH FLYING CROSS BODY!!! RIGHT HERE IN FRONT OF US!!!!!

Eddie Sensation - AHHHHHHHHHH!!!! THIS IS MAYHEM!!!

The Informer - CHANDLER IS NAILING DIAMANTE WITH FISTS!!! RIGHT HANDS!!! RIGHT IN THE FACE!!! NOTHING SPECIAL ABOUT THAT!! JUST PURE CARNAGE!!!

Vic Canon - This match is seemingly never going to end! EVER! But right now, these people in Shreveport are going insane!

[The camera catches a view of Chandler�s parents, who are on their feet cheering their son�]

Eddie Sensation - OH, LOOK AT THOSE 2 WRINKLED UP OLD PRUNES!!! GET THEM OFF THE SCREEN!!!

The Informer - EDDIE, SHOW SOME DAMN RESPECT!!!

Vic Canon - HEY!! HEY!!! GET AWAY FROM HERE!!!

[Chandler drapes Diamante over the table and begins to blatantly choke out �The Diamond Stud��]

Eddie Sensation - Wow! What a wonderful idea! Chandler really is the smartest wrestler in the entire organization! Ok, he�s back in the ring� NEVER MIND, HE�S A LOWLY CHEATER!!!

The Informer - WHAT IS GOING THROUGH CHANDLER�S MIND RIGHT NOW! HE JUST LAID NICK DIAMANTE OUR RIGHT ON OUR ANNOUNCE TABLE!

Vic Canon - MY GOD, GUYS� NOW I�M REALLY STARTING TO GET SCARED!!! CHANDLER HAS GONE BACK INTO THE RING, AND� OH, OH MY GOD� no� you can�t be serious�

Eddie Sensation - WHY THE HELL IS THAT LUNATIC SETTING UP THE LADDER IN THE RING???

The Informer - Ok guys, I think it�s safe to say that�s our cue to get the hell out of the way! Fans� we�re going off headset�

[As Chandler climbs the ladder, the number flash bulbs going off in the arena increases with each and ever step up the rungs. Chandler holds onto the ladder�s top and slowly makes his way up to the very top rung of the ladder! The fans are all on their feet! Chandler stands atop the ladder inside the ring while �The Diamond Stud� Nick Diamante lays motionless on top of the announce table at ringside!

Finally, Chandler stands completely vertical on top of the ladder, doing his best to keep his balance! The fans begin a �Fuck him up, Chandler� chant as he does the unthinkable! Chandler leaps off the top of the ladder, as the arena turns white with flash bulbs, and performs a summersault senton splash! However, Diamante maneuvers himself out of harms way fast enough to force Chandler to brutally crash through the announce table at ringside!

Suddenly, a frightening hush falls over the crowd in attendance. The camera breaks away for a second to show a shot of Chandler�s father holding his wife who is in absolute tears. The camera breaks back to show the mess at ringside. Chandler lays totally motionless among the rubble that was once an EWA announce table.

�The Diamond Stud� Nick Diamante, oh his knees crawls over towards Chandler and instinctively goes for a normal lateral press. The referee steps out of the ring and reminds him of the �I RESPECT YOU!� stipulation, and hands him the microphone. No, who appears visually shaken himself, grabs the microphone and starts to speak�]

Nick Diamante - [breathing very heavily] Do it� damnit! Say it!� think of your mother� you family�. YOU SUCK, CAJUN!���� GIVE IT UP!!����. NOW!!

[Instead of asking the question, Diamante snaps and begins to ram the live microphone continually into the head of Chandler! With every strike, feedback can be heard over the entire arena! We can see The Informer, white as a ghost, watching the action just feet away with a stunned look on his face! Vic Canon appears the same, and Eddie Sensation is jumping around like Shane McMahon throwing fists and screaming encouragement to Diamante, as if he were Nick�s manager!

The camera takes us to a close up view of Chandler�s face, which is now busted open right below the left eye, apparently from the microphone shots! Nick grabs the mic again�]

Nick Diamante - SAY IT!!!!! SAY IT!!!!!!!!! SAY IT YOU MOTHERF*CKER!!!!!!!!

[Nick sticks the mic right in Chandler�s face. For a few moments, all that can be heard is very loud and rapid breathing by Chandler! Diamante gets frustrated again, and starts yelling�]

Nick Diamante - ANSWER ME!!!!! SAY YOU RESPECT ME!!!!! ADMIT IT!!!!!! ADMIT IT, MOTHERF*CKER!!!!!! WHO�S IT GONNA HURT, CAJUN!!!!! ANSWER ME!!!!!!!!!!! SAY IT!!!!!!!!! DO��. YOU���. RESPECT��. MEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!?????????

[Diamante sticks the microphone in Chandler�s face, and once again� all we can hear is loud breathing by a semi-conscious Chandler!

Diamante absolutely snaps! He gets to his feet and starts going ballistic! He grabs a chair and actually flings it far into the crowd! The referee immediately takes action and tells Diamante to focus his attention on Chandler by reminding him that his career is on the line. A quiet crowd in Shreveport begins a mellow �Chandler� Chandler� chant.

Nick grabs Chandler ruthlessly by the hair, and forces Chandler to crawl a few steps, before he collapses again! This time, Nick reaches down, and scoops Chandler up into his arms, walks over to the apron, and places him there before shoving him into the ring. The color-commentators begin to try and find their headsets in the rubble.

Chandler rolls to the middle of the ring, and Nick climbs up to the apron, and looks out to the crowd while raising one finger in the air, indicating that it�s time for him to go upstairs! Nicks begins to climb the ropes as a very shaken Chandler starts to attempt to get to his feet!

The color-commentators find their seats and headsets and continue to call the match�]

Vic Canon - ARE WE ON?? TESTING� ONE� TWO�

Eddie Sensation - I HEARD YA! LOOK! LOOK!! HAHA YEAH!! DIAMANTE IS PERCHED ON THE TOP ROPE LIKE A VULTURE TARGETING IT�S PREY!!

The Informer - AND IT LOOKS LIKE CHANDLER IS THE PREY TONIGHT!! HE�S TRYING TO GET TO HIS FEET, BUT LITTLE DOES HE KNOW THAT NICK IS UPSTAIRS WAITING TO PUT THE FINAL NAIL IN HIS CASKET!

Vic Canon - THIS IS CLASSIC DIAMANTE! I can call it right now! He�s gonna look to nail that vicious CLOTHESLINE off the top and end this thing!

Eddie Sensation - YA BETTER BELIEVE IT!

The Informer - CHANDLER IS UP, HE�S UP!! BUT HE�S FACING THE OPPOSITE DIRECTION AND IS WONDERING WHERE NICK IS!

Vic Canon - He�s slowly turning around! THIS IS GONNA BE A RUDE AWAKENING FOR CHANDLER!!!

Eddie Sensation - �THE DIAMOND STUD� IS READY! HE JUMPS! CLOTHESLI� NO!!! WHAT THE HELL????????????

The Informer - HOLY CRAP!!! RIGHT OUT OF MID AIR, CHANDLER GRABBED THAT ARM OF DIAMANTE�S!!! NICK IS ON THE GROUND, ON HIS STOMACH� AND CHANDLER IS HYPER EXTENDING THE LIMB!!!!

Vic Canon - HE DOES HAVE LIFE LEFT IN HIM AFTERALL!!! THAT�S A MOVE YOU SEE OFTEN IN THE ULTIMATE FIGHTING CHAMPIONSHIPS, AND NOW IT MAY BE THE ONE MOVE CHANDLER NEEDS TO GET THE WIN!! AND END THE CAREER OF NICK DIAMANTE HERE IN THE EWA!!!!

Eddie Sensation - NO!!! I HATE THIS!!! CHANDLER IS TELLING THE REF TO ASK NICK!! THIS ISN�T A SUBMISSION MATCH, DAMNIT!!! CHANDLER SHOULD HAVE TO USE THE MIC HIMSELF!!

The Informer - IT DOESN�T MATTER!!! HE�S ASKING HIM!!

Nick Diamante - NO!!!!! NOOOOOOOO!!!!!! FUCK YOU!!!!!! NO��. AHHHHHH!!!!!! NOOOOOO!!!!!!! I�� I��.. NO!!!!!!!!! I���.. AHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!! I��. I���� I HATE YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Vic Canon - OH NO! CHANDLER JUST COULDN�T HOLD IT A SECOND LONGER! He�s still suffering the effects of that missed senton bomb on our announce table!

Eddie Sensation - AND YA KNOW WHAT I NOTICED! Chandler is holding those ribs a lot more than he has been this entire match! What kind of an idiot goes for a senton bomb off the top of a ladder! Onto an announce table?? WITH INJURED RIBS!!

The Informer - THAT SHOWS HIS GUTS, EDDIE!! IT SHOWS THAT HE IS A COMPETITOR� AND ENTERTAINER� POSSIBLY THE GREATEST WRESTLER TO HAVE GRACED THE EXTREME WRESTLING ASSOCIATION�S RINGS!!

Vic Canon - I WOULDN�T ARGUE AGAINST IT!!

Eddie Sensation - WELL IF YOU ASK ME, DIAMANTE IS THE BEST THING SINCE SLICED BREAD AROUND HERE!!! AND HE WILL FIND A WAY, BELIEVE YOU ME!

The Informer - Right now, both men are taking a well deserved rest! Nick and Chandler are laying on the canvas for the first time in this match� at the same time! The exhaustion level is beginning to rise!

Vic Canon - This is where we separate the men from the boys! After the 25 minute mark� when the tanks are running on empty! Just like an overtime Hockey game in the NHL� you keep going until someone wins! AND DAMNIT, SOMEONE IS GONNA WIN HERE TONIGHT!!! BUT HOW LONG IS IT GOING TO TAKE??

Eddie Sensation - It may take forever! But don�t worry, fans! We�re staying for the whole show! The broadcast will not end until� DIAMANTE IS FINISHED WIPING THE MAT WITH CHANDLER�S FACE!

The Informer - I don�t know about that! But look, indeed� both men are starting to make a move.

Vic Canon - Do or die time! Sudden death overtime! That�s basically what we�ve got here! 2 MEN WHO HATE EACH OTHER! BOTH ARE JEALOUS OF THE OTHER�S SUCCESS!! A HATRED THAT HAS SURVIVED FOR ALMOST A YEAR WHILE BOTH MEN WERE WRESTLING ON DIFFERENT CONTINENTS! IT�S ALL GOING TO COME DOWN TO WHO HATES THE OTHER GUY MORE!

Eddie Sensation - HA! THEN DIAMANTE HAS THIS ONE WON FOR SURE! �DIE CAJUN, DIE!� THAT�S ALL WE�VE BEEN HEARING OUT OF NICK�S MOUTH FOR THE PAST 2 MONTHS!

[The camera catches a shot of Diamante pulling some sort of object out the side of his boot�]

The Informer - WHAT THE HELL IS THAT?? SOME SORT OF FOREIGN OBJECT!

Vic Canon - It looks like� something in a small zip-lock type of bag?

Eddie Sensation - Hey, if he�s gonna beat Chandler with it, he might as well keep the freshness locked inside! HA!

The Informer - IT�S SOME SORT OF� POWDER? OR SALT?? DIAMANTE JUST GRABBED A HANDFULL OF IT!!

Vic Canon - HE�S GOT HIS BACK TO CHANDLER!!! MY GOD, THIS IS BAD!!

Eddie Sensation - HAHAHA!! Chandler is making his way over to Nick�.

The Informer - Oh no� Chandler swings �TDS� around� DAMNIT, NO!!! SALT, RIGHT IN THE EYES!!!!! DIAMANTE JUST THREW A HANDFULL OF SALT RIGHT INTO THE FACE OF CHANDLER!!! THAT�S IT RIGHT THERE!! IF YOU TAKE A MAN�S EYESIGHT AWAY, HE HAS NOTHING LEFT!!!

Vic Canon - CHANDLER IS SWINGING HIS ARMS AROUND!!!! HE�S THROWING LEFTS AND RIGHTS HERE!!! BUT HE DOESN�T SEE ANYTHING!!!

Eddie Sensation - HAHAHA!!! YES!! YES!! THAT�S GOOD!!! DIAMANTE IS DUCKING AND DODGING, WAITING FOR A PERFECT TIME TO MOVE IN!!

The Informer - CHANDLER IS GOING MAD HERE� oh, he just bumped into the referee�. WAIT A MINUTE!!!!!!

Vic Canon - OH MY GOD, CHANDLER IS PUTTING HIROSHIMA ON THE OFFICIAL!!!!!! HE MUST THINK THAT REFEREE IS NICK DIAMANTE!!!

Eddie Sensation - AHAHAHAHHAAH!!! WHAT A CLASSIC!!! IT SURE PAYS TO BE AN EWA REF, DOESN�T IT!!!

The Informer - HE�S SWINGING THAT REF AROUND LIKE A SMALL CHILD!!!

Vic Canon - OH!! AND DIAMANTE KNOCKS DOWN CHANDLER AND THE OFFICIAL WITH A BIG DROPKICK TO THE BACK OF CHANDLER�S HEAD!!

Eddie Sensation - Daaaaaamn! It sure isn�t a good night to be an official in this match, is it?

The Informer - This is absolutely astounding! �The Diamond Stud� just nailed chandler with a handful of salt! Hell, that�s something you�d expect from Chandler!

Vic Canon - With the Oriental background and all? I guess so!

Eddie Sensation - HA! That�s some �TDS� mocking at it�s best!

The Informer - But we�ve got some serious problems here, again! Our second official has been knocked loopy, and Chandler has been temporarily blinded!

Vic Canon - And it�s all legal! Man, this match has proved to be nothing but a classic! How much longer could it possibly go for?

Eddie Sensation - Why don�t you go up there and ask Chandler! Yeah, he�s the guy on the canvas holding onto his eyes like a child who just got shampoo in their eyes!

The Informer - AND HERE COMES DIAMANTE! He was down on the canvas for a few moments recovering as well! Boy, at this stage the exhaustion must be unbelievable!

Vic Canon - Normally I�d say Chandler owned this game! About 25 minutes into the match� he�s carrying less body weight than Diamante, and he�s a smaller guy over all! Pure endurance!

Eddie Sensation - DUDE! YOU THINK TOO MUCH! Check this out! Chandler is flat on his back, and Diamante is going for the legs! What do you think we could have here!?

The Informer - I have a scary feeling!

Vic Canon - So do I��. OH� GOOD GOD!

Eddie Sensation - HAHAHAHA!! First Chandler�s broad get�s the bomb, and now Chandler�s little Johnson takes a knee drop! Who�s willing to bet that Chandler ain�t having kids anytime soon?

The Informer - OH, and now what�s this?? Diamante quickly grabs hold of Chandler�s ankles again!

Vic Canon - NOT ANOTHER ONE!

Eddie Sensation - NO! HA! EVEN BETTER!! ANOTHER DIAMANTE TRADEMARK MOVE! THE TEXAS CLOVERLEAF!

The Informer - YES! YES� AND HE�S� TURNING AROUND CHANDLER�� YES! HE HAS HIM! THE TEXAS CLOVERLEAF FROM THE TORONTONIAN STUD! RIGHT IN THE MIDDLE OF THE RING! THIS COULD FINALLY BE IT FOR CHANDLER!

Vic Canon - NORMALLY, I WOULD SAY CHANDLER HAS NO QUIT IN HIM� BUT THAT DOESN�T MATTER RIGHT NOW! We�ve got no referee in position! The second ref is laying out cold on the outside of the ring!

Eddie Sensation - LOOK AT THAT CLOVERLEAF! LOOK AT THE ANGLE! GEEZE MAN, CHANDLER CAN�T LAST LONG! HELL, EVEN GOD WOULD BE TAPPING OUT RIGHT NOW!

The Informer - Well, it�s a classic understanding in the locker rooms in every wrestling organization around the world that the BIG guys love to have matches against lightweights! They feel at an advantage the moment they step through those ropes, and it�s moves like this submission hold that prove their dominance in the ring!

Vic Canon - I CAN�T BELIEVE CHANDLER IS STILL CONSCIOUS! LOOK AT HIM� INSTINCTIVELY CRAWLING FOR THOSE ROPES! BUT THAT WON�T DO ANY GOOD IN THIS MATCH!

Eddie Sensation - DAMN, WE�RE SITTING THROUGH A CLASSIC MATCH GUYS! BOTH MEN ARE BUSTED WIDE OPEN! THEY�VE BEEN WRESTLING FOR ABOUT A HALF HOUR, NO JOKE! AND THEY�RE STILL GOING!

The Informer - HEY, WAIT!!! DIAMANTE BROKE THE HOLD!! HE RELEASED THE HOLD!

Vic Canon - MY GOODNESS! As a matter of fact, Informer� I think �TDS� couldn�t hold it much longer! He�s suffering from the same exhaustion that Chandler is! The only difference is that Chandler�s eyesight is questionable after the salt shot!

Eddie Sensation - THEY�RE BOTH DOWN! DAMN, WHAT IF NONE OF THEM CAN CONTINUE!

The Informer - THEY�RE GOING TO HAVE TO, EDDIE! THIS IS NO FEAR� THE EXTREME WRESTLING ASSOCIATION AT IT�S BEST!

Vic Canon - CHANDLER HAS GONE THROUGH HELL! AN EARLY BACK AND RIB INJURY SUSTAINED BY BEING TOSSED OFF THE APRON ONTO A CAMERAMAN AND HIS EQUIPMENT! Think of everything we�ve seen! Chandler was just nailed in the eyes a few moments ago by a handfull of salt!

Eddie Sensation - HEY, WHAT ABOUT DIAMANTE! You 2 have got to both admit that he�s dominated about 70 percent of this match! GIVE HIM CREDIT! NICK IS BEATING CHANDLER AT HIS OWN GAME!

The Informer - I won�t argue with that, because yes� it�s true! He may be using a lot of underhanded tactics, but in a no disqualification type of match like this one� nothing is illegal!

Vic Canon - BOTH MEN ARE CRAWLING TOWARDS EACH OTHER! MY GOD! I THINK THEY HAVE ONE MORE GO-AROUND LEFT!

Eddie Sensation - YOU BETTER BELIEVE IT! THEY�RE BOTH ON THEIR KNEES RIGHT NOW! JESUS CHRIST! EVERYONE IS ON THEIR FEET HERE!!

The Informer - A RIGHT HAND BY DIAMANTE! CHANDLER MAY BE OUT OF IT!

Vic Canon - I CAN SMELL THE END COMING CLOSE! ANY SECOND NOW!

Eddie Sensation - NO!!!!! CHANDLER JUST RETALIATED WITH A CHOP TO THE CHEST OF DIAMANTE!!!

The Informer - DID YOU HEAR THAT IMPACT!!?? HEY GUYS!!! HERE COMES ANOTHER REFEREE!!!

Vic Canon - IT�S ABOUT TIME, BUT NICK IS UNRELENTING IN HIS PLAN TO KILL CHANDLER!!! HE NAILS CHANDLER WITH ANOTHER STIFF FIST!!!!!

Eddie Sensation - BOTH MEN ARE BACK ON THEIR FEET!!! THEY�RE THROWING RIGHT HANDS LIKE A BUNCH OF OLD LADIES AT THE FRUIT MARKET ON A SUNDAY AFTERNOON!!!!

The Informer - THE REF SLIDES IN THE RING! WHAT?? HUH?? HE�S TRYING TO GET BETWEEN THESE MEN!! WHY??

Vic Canon - I THINK HE�S LOST IT TOO!!!

Eddie Sensation - HOLY CRAP!!! JESUS CHRIST!!!! DID YOU SEE THAT??????

The Informer - A SHOW OF UNITY!!! BOTH NICK DIAMANTE AND CLAYTON CHANDLER NAILED THAT REF WITH A PUNCH EACH!!!!!

Vic Canon - MESSAGE TO THE BACK� DON�T SEND OUT ANY MORE REFS, OR THEY MIGHT END UP DEAD!!!

Eddie Sensation - HAHAHAHAHA!!! YEAH BABY��� NO!!! NO!!!! WHAT THE HELL IS THIS??? CHANDLER IS GOING BUCK WILD!!!!!

The Informer - HIS GOING INSANE!!! HE�S HAD ENOUGH!!! CLAYTON CHANDLER IS GONNA END THIS THING RIGHT NOW!!!

Vic Canon - HE HAS DIAMANTE BY THE HAIR AND BRINGS HIM TO HIS FEET!!! IN THE CORNER!!! CHOP TO THE CHEST!!!

Eddie Sensation - NO!!!!!! OUCH, DAMNIT!!!!!

The Informer - AND ANOTHER!!! KNIFE-EDGE CHOP!!! CHANDLER IS AN ANIMAL!!!

Vic Canon - AND NOW HE�S UP ON THE SECOND ROPE, TRAPPING DIAMANTE!!! 1� 2� 3� 4� 5� 6� 7� 8� 9� 10!!!!

Eddie Sensation - NOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!! LOOK AT THIS CHEATER!!!! HE HAS TO BE STOPPED!!

The Informer - CHANDLER SENDS DIAMANTE TO THE OPPOSITE CORNER�. WHAM!!! IRISH WHIP!!!

Vic Canon - CHANDLER�S HOT!!! AND THIS CROWD IS GOING BALLISTIC ONCE MORE!!!

Eddie Sensation - AHHHHH!!! IN THE MIDDLE OF THE RING!!! WHAT�� WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT MOVE???

The Informer - SOME SORT OF SUPLEX!!! I HAVE NO CLUE WHAT IT�S CALLED!!! BUT IT DID THE JOB ALRIGHT!!!

Vic Canon - DIAMANTE IS DOWN ON THE CANVAS, AND CHANDLER SEEMS TO HAVE GOTTEN HIS 5TH OR 6TH WIND HERE!!!! THIS IS UNBELIEVABLE!

Eddie Sensation - WHERE DOES THIS GUY GET THE ENERGY??????

The Informer - OH NO! A QUICK LOW BLOW BY DIAMANTE!!! RIGHT OUT OF NOWHERE!! THAT MOVE RIGHT THERE JUST SAVED HIS CAREER!!

Vic Canon - Oh, you know it! The way Chandler was going there, nothing but a low blow was gonna stop him anyway!

Eddie Sensation - HA, BUT IT�S NOT EVER YET!!! LOOK!! LOOK!!! DIAMANTE HAS CHANDLER IN POSITION!!!

The Informer - MY GOD, NO! NOT AGAIN!!! NOT ANOTHER DIAMOND DRIVER!! DIAMANTE DOUBLE-UNDERHOOKS THE ARMS ONCE AGAIN��

Vic Canon - JESUS CHRIST, LOOK AT THAT STRENGTH!!!! HE�S GOT CHANDLER UPSIDE-DOWN!!! BANG!!! JESUS CHRIST ALMIGHTY!!!! THE DIAMOND DRIVER!!!! THE DIAMOND DRIVER!!!!!! IT�S OVER!!! IT�S OVER!!!!! NO DOUBT ABOUT IT!!!!!!

Eddie Sensation - YES!!!!!!!! YES!!!!!!! YES!!!!!!!! WHHHHOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!! HAHAHAHAH!!!!!! I KNEW IT!!!!! I KNEW IT!!!!!!!! I TOLD BOTH YOU GUYS!!!!!!! DIAMANTE�S GOT IT DONE!!! THE DIAMOND DRIVER!!!!! SHREVEPORT, LOUISIANA!!!! CHANDLER�S DAMN BACKYARD!!!!!! HIS PARENTS IN ATTENDANCE!!!! IT�S OVER BABY!!!!!!! THE END OF CLAYTON F�N CHANDLER!!!!

The Informer - MY GOD, AT THIS STAGE IN THE MATCH, THAT HAS TO BE CAREER ENDING!!!!! DIAMANTE IS LOOKING FOR A MICROPHONE!!! WHERE IS IT??

Vic Canon - REMEMBER THE STAKES, GUYS!!! DIAMANTE DOESN�T WIN, HE LEAVES THE EWA! BUT HIS PLAN LOOKS TO BE PAYING OFF!!! IT�S CASHING IN RIGHT NOW BECAUSE CHANDLER JUST GOT NAILED WITH THE DIAMOND DRIVER!!!

Eddie Sensation - HAHAHA!!! I�VE NEVER BEEN SO HAPPY!!! Wait, yes! Nick has a microphone! THIS IS IT!

The Informer - SAY IT AIN�T SO!!!! SAY IT AIN�T SO!!!!!

Nick Diamante - IN FRONT OF THOUSANDS�. ON A STAGE, BEING WATCHED BY MILLIONS AROUND THE WORLD! CHANDLER�. CAJJJJJJJJUUUUUN!!! DO�.. YOU��� RESPECT ME!!!!!!????????!!!!!!!

Vic Canon - NO! NO! NO! NO! THIS IS THE END!!!!! THERE�S NO WAY IN HELL!!!

[The camera quickly breaks away to a shot of Chandler�s parents who are in tears and screaming at the top of their lungs�]

Eddie Sensation - DO IT, YOU IDIOT!!! DO IT!!!! GIVE IT UP!!!!!! JUST ADMIT IT!!!!! YOU RESPECT NICK DIAMANTE!!!!

The Informer - NO! I WON�T BELIEVE IT UNTIL I HEAR IT!!!!!

Chandler - ��.[breathing very heavily and making odd noises]�..n�no�I�m g� gonna��.�fuck you up��������. Asshole�.

Vic Canon - NO WAY!!!! NO WAY!!!!! I CANNOT BELIEVE IT!!!!! THERE�S BEEN WORLD WARS IN THE PAST, BUT GODAMNIT, NOTHING COMPARES TO THIS!!! THERE IS NO BEATING CHANDLER INSIDE THIS RING TONIGHT!!!

Eddie Sensation - DIAMANTE HAS BEATEN HIM INTO INSANITY!!!!! THERE�S NOTHING LEFT UPSTAIRS!!!!!

Nick Diamante - OH, YOU MOTHERF*CKER!!!!���� WHY WON�T YOU GIVE UP!!!!!!!!!!!!????????

The Informer - DIAMANTE IS FRUSTRATED!!!!!! HE�S BEGINNING TO REALIZE THAT NO MATTER HOW BAD HE BEATS CHANDLER, HE�LL NEVER BEAT THE RESPECT INTO HIM!!!!

Vic Canon - WHAT�S NEXT??? WHAT COULD POSSIBLY BE NEXT!!!??? I FEEL LIKE I�VE BEEN SAYING THAT FOR THE LAST 15 MINUTES!!!!! BUT THESE GUYS NEVER STOP GOING!!!

Nick Diamante - THAT�S IT�����.. YOUR LIFE ENDS NOW, CAJUN!!!!!!!!

Eddie Sensation - THAT�S WHAT I LIKE TO HEAR, BABY!!!!!

The Informer - NICK DIAMANTE HAS CHANDLER BY THE HAIR!!! AND HE�S FORCING HIM TO HIS FEET!!!

Vic Canon - AS MUCH AS CHANDLER IS UNWILLING TO GIVE UP, NICK DIAMANTE IS JUST AS WILLING TO KEEP GOING!! AND GOING!!! AND GOING!!!! UNTIL CHANDLER CAN�T TAKE IT ANYMORE!!!!

Eddie Sensation - THAT�S RIGHT!!!!! AND YES, LOOK IN THE RING!!!!!! HE�S GONNA DO IT AGAIN!!!!! ANOTHER DIAMOND DRIVER!!!!!

The Informer - HE HAS NO REMORSE, DOES HE???? NOTHING AT ALL!!! HE REALLY DOES HATE CHANDLER, DOESN�T HE!!!

Vic Canon - MORE THAN YOU KNOW IT! Oh God, he�s underhooking the arms one more time! He snaps his head back! Look at his blood-covered face!

Eddie Sensation - SCREW THAT!!! �THE DIAMOND STUD� NICK DIAMANTE MUSCLES CHANDLER UP ONE MORE TIIIIIIIME�� YEAH! YEAH! YEAH! AND DOWN!!!! THE TRUMP CARD, BABY!!!!!!!! ANOTHER DIAMOND DRIVER!!!!!! THAT SON OF A BITCH IN THE RING ON THE MAT IS DEAD!!!! DEAD!!!!! NO ONE CAN TAKE THIS PAIN!!!

The Informer - My God� I� I can�t even begin to fathom�. No� this is unheard of�.

Vic Canon - How a single human being can be so� so cold!

Eddie Sensation - AWWWW, ARE YOU GUYS STARTING TO GET A LITTLE WORRIED NOW? Good! Because after this is done, the entire world will be forced to shut their mouths on how �amazing� the little teenage heartthrob Clayton Chandler is! GIVE ME A BREAK!

The Informer - Look at Diamante in the ring� his arms in the air� I can�t believe him! This crowd is booing him like I�ve never heard before!

Vic Canon - Chandler lays motionless on the canvas here� and� we don�t know if he�s conscious or not� or, God forbid� something worse�

Eddie Sensation - Well, ya play a serious game and ya play by serious rules! Diamante is going for the mic one more time! And I love it! A terrible hush has fallen over this audience! Children crying in the stands! HA! Reminds me of when Kennedy was shot!

The Informer - Diamante� you�ve proven your point! Just get it over with! Ask him the question!

Nick Diamante - ARE YOU PEOPLE ENJOYING YOURSELVES???? HUH???? ARE YOU???? [Laughs] Right now, I have something to share with you! A feeling that none of you will ever experience!

Vic Canon - Can�t he ever stop the insanity?

Nick Diamante - RIGHT NOW��. I FEEL LIKE GOD AGAIN!!!!!!!!!!!! AND THE LOOKS OF TERROR IN ALL YOUR FACES IS TELLING ME SOMETHING!!!!!!

Eddie Sensation - HAHAHA! TELLING US WHAT, BIG MAN!

[Nick Diamante slowly raises his arm and points to the corner turnbuckle�]

Nick Diamante - Something tells me��. YOU PEOPLE WANNA SEE MOOOOORE! [sadistic laugh]

The Informer - NO! WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH HIM??? MORE THAN THIS??

Vic Canon - HEY, WAIT! I DON�T GET IT! WHY DIDN�T NICK ASK CHANDLER THE QUESTION??

Eddie Sensation - BECAUSE HE�S A HUMANITARIAN!!! HE�S THINKING ABOUT THE PEOPLE FIRST!!! THEY WANNA SEE MORE!

The Informer - He�s pointing to he corner! What� My God, no� don�t tell me�

Vic Canon - If he�s thinking what I think he�s thinking�.. Oh God in heaven��

Eddie Sensation - HA! I LOVE IT!!!! I F*CKING LOVE IT! DO YOU THINK WE�RE GONNA SEE�. A DIAMOND DRIVER OFF THE TOP ROPE???

The Informer - NO! HOW CAN YOU EVEN LAUGH ABOUT THAT?? EDDIE��. MY GOD!

Vic Canon - AND OH GOD, HE�S SERIOUS ABOUT IT! HE�S LIFTING CHANDLER OFF OF THE CANVAS HERE, GUYS! MAN!

Eddie Sensation - NEVER BEFORE HAVE I SEEN THIS MOVE COMPLETED! I�VE NEVER SEEN IT TRIED! THINK ABOUT IT! A double-underhook piledriver� OFF THE TOP! WE�RE ABOUT TO SEE HOSTORY!!

The Informer - THAT�S WHAT YOU DON�T GET! WE�VE ALREADY SEEN HISTORY! NICK DIAMANTE COULD HAVE HAD CHANDLER ALREADY! ALL HE HAD TO DO WAS ASK HIM THE QUESTION ONE LAST TIME!

Vic Canon - No, guys� please� LOOK AT THIS! Nick is lifting up Chandler, and oh man! He just seated Chandler up on the turnbuckle facing the crowd!

Eddie Sensation - YOU KNOW WHAT I SAY? This match has changed the complexion of our damn sport! AND YA KNOW WHAT ELSE? This move� HAHA! IT�S GONNA WRITE UP A NEW DEFINITION OF BRUTALITY!

The Informer - Jesus� look at Chandler�s parents! I have never seen 2 people so distraught in my life!

Vic Canon - And for Nick Diamante to do this in front of Chandler�s own family� it�s deplorable!

Eddie Sensation - AH, CALM DOWN ALREADY! �The Diamond Stud� steps through the ropes and onto the apron! And he�s beginning to climb! This, my friends, is going to be a thing of beauty!

The Informer - He�s making his way up! Look at Chandler� he�s sitting there slouched over! I don�t even think he�s conscious! HOW THE HELL WILL NICK MAKE HIM TALK?? HOW WILL CHANDLER SAY �I RESPECT YOU!� IF HE�S OUT COLD!

Vic Canon - My God� HE�S LOCKING THE ARMS NOW!

Eddie Sensation - IT�S ALL BUT OVER BABY!!! SOMEONE FIRE UP THE PARTY WAGON!!! WE�RE GONNA HAVE US A FIESTA TONIGHT!!!!!

The Informer - UNBELIEVABLE� GOD, BOTH ME ARE STANDING ON THE TOP ROPE!

Vic Canon - THIS PLACE IS STARTING TO FILL UP WITH FLASH BULBS AGAIN! THAT�S GOT TO BE DISTRACTING!!

Eddie Sensation - HAHA, NOT FOR LONG! Look at that STUPID CAJUN IDIOT up there! If not for Nick Diamante supporting him and hooking him up in this move, he�d collapse! Nick is fighting to keep his balance up there! He�s got one arm hooked! AND HE�S WORKING ON THE OTHER!! HAHAHA!!! IT�S GONNA HAPPEN!!!

The Informer - MY GOD� THIS IS INSANE!!! I PRAY TO GOD THAT NO ONE GETS HURT HERE!!!

Vic Canon - HEY!!! HEY!!!! HOLD ON A SECOND!!!! CHANDLER!!!! CHANDLER!!!

Eddie Sensation - WHAT THE F*CK???????

The Informer - CHANDLER IS SHOWING SIGNS OF LIFE!!! WAIT!!! WAIT!!! HE�S GOT THE FRONT FACE LOCKED IN ON NICK!!!! HE�S GOT ONE MORE BIG MOVE LEFT, AND IT�S THE BIGGEST OF THEM ALL!!!!

[Chandler hooks Diamante�s head in position and jumps backwards holding it! The entire arena turns completely white with flashes�]

Vic Canon - THE BIG TIMER!!!!!!!! DDT!!!!! DDT!!!! THE BIG TIMER!!!!!! THE BIG TIMER!!!!! OFF� THE� TOP� ROPE!!!!!!! CAN YOU BELIEVE IT??????!!!!!!!!!!!

Eddie Sensation - WHAT THE HELL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! HOW THE HELL???????????? HE HAD HIM������.. THE DIAMOND DRIVER������� HOW THE F*CK DID HE DO IT?????????????????

The Informer - EXACTLY!!!!!!! CHANDLER HAD ONE MORE BIG MOVE LEFT INSIDE OF HIMSELF!!!!!!! AND HE HIT IT!!!!!!! THE BIG TIMER DDT OFF THE TOP ROPE!!!!

Vic Canon - THIS PLACE IS ROCKING!!!!!!! 20,000 FANS IN SHREVEPORT ARE CHANTING CHANDLER�S NAME!!!!!!!

[The camera catches a shot of Chandler�s parents who are jumping for joy and crying at the same time�]

Eddie Sensation - NOOOOOOOO!!!!!! NO!! BUT HE�S NOT GONNA SAY IT!!!!! HE CAN�T SAY IT!!!!!!!

The Informer - THE MIC!!!!! THE MIC!!!!! CHANDLER HAS THE MIC!!!! AND HE�S STRADDLING DIAMANTE!!!!!!!!!!!

Vic Canon - HE�S CHOKING HIM!!!!!! CHANDLER IS CHOKING DIAMANTE WITH ALL HIS MIGHT WITH ONE HAND, AND HE�S GOT THE MIC IN HIS FACE WITH THE OTHER!!!!!!!

Chandler - SAY IT, YOU MOTHERFUCKING CANADIAN PIG!!!!!!

Nick Diamante - �� uhg�.. er�.. F*CK YOU�. [gasping for air while being choked out] �.CAJUN!!!!!

Eddie Sensation - YES! YES! YES! DON�T SAY IT NICK!

Chandler - I�M GONNA KILL YOU, SON OF A BITCH!!!!!!! SAY IT!!!! I RESPECT YOU, CHANDLER! SAY THE FUCKIN� WORDS!!!!!!!!!!!

The Informer - HE�S FIGHTING IT! DIAMANTE IS FIGHTING IT!

Nick Diamante - �no��UH�. NO!��.. F*CK��.no��.

Vic Canon - HE�S FIGHTING WITH ALL THAT HE HAS TO STAY ALIVE!!!!!!

Eddie Sensation - NO!!!!!!!!! THINK OF YOUR CAREER, NICK!!!!! THINK OF EVERYTHING YOU�VE STILL GOT LEFT TO DO!!!!!!!!!! YOU�VE NEVER WON THE EWA WORLD TITLE!!!!!!!!!!! AND YOU KNOW YOU DESERVE IT!!!!! YOU CAN FIGHT IT!!!!!!!!

[Chandler puts down the microphone and begins to BLATANTLY choke Nick Diamante�s throat with both hands, with every ounce of manhood he has left! Blood is pouring from Chandler�s face, as well as Diamante�s! The camera catches a great close up of Nick�s face, and he appears to be turning blue in the face with lack of oxygen�]

The Informer - HE�S CHOKING HIM TO DEATH!!!!! MY GOD, THIS IS GOING TO BE THE END OF NICK DIAMANTE IN MORE WAYS THAN ONE!!!!!!!!

Vic Canon - LOOKS AT NICK�S FACE!!!!! I SWEAR TO GOD HE�S TURNING PURPLE!!!!!!!!!!!

Eddie Sensation - HOW CAN YOU TELL BEHIND ALL THAT BLOOD!!!!!! I CAN�T BELIEVE THIS!!!!! HE�S JUST CHOKING NICK OUT WITH 2 HANDS!!!!!

The Informer - HE�S GOT THE MIC AGAIN!!! CHANDLER HAS THE MIC!!!!!!

Vic Canon - COULD THIS BE IT???????

Chandler - ONE LAST CHANCE, ASSHOLE!!!!!!!! SAY IT�. OR I�M GONNA KILL YOU RIGHT HERE, RIGHT NOW!!!!!!!! RIGHT FUCKING NOW!!!!!!!!

Nick Diamante - [Desperately gasping for air, but fading fast] ��..I�� die�.. hate yo�.. respe�.

Eddie Sensation - NO!!!!!!! NO!!!!!!!!!!!!! HE DIDN�T SAY IT!!!!!!!!!

Chandler - I�M GONNA FUCKING KILL YOU, YOU FUCKING ASSHOLE!!!!!!!!! SAY IT!!!!!! I RESPECT YOU, CHANDLER!!!!!!!!! I� RESPECT YOU���.. CHANDLER!!!!!! OR ELSE, YOU DIE!!!!!!!

The Informer - THIS ONE IS GETTING OUT OF HAND!!!!!!! JESUS CHRIST, IT�S RESPECT OR MURDER!!!!! YOU MAKE THE CALL!!!!!!!

Chandler - ONE QUESTION, NICK! DO YOU WANNA DIE TONIGHT??????????????

[Chandler shoves the microphone right in Nick�s face again�]

Vic Canon - I HAVE A BAD FEELING ABOUT THIS MATCH!!!!!!! THEY SHOULD GO IN AND STOP IT RIGHT NOW!!!!!! ENOUGH IS ENOUGH!!!!!!

Eddie Sensation - THEY SHOULD HAVE STOPPED IT 10 MINUTES AGO WHEN CHANDLER COULDN�T RESPOND!!!!!!!

Nick Diamante - ..uh�..I�.

The Informer - FOR THE LIFE OF ME, I HAVE NEVER SEE SOMETHING LIKE THIS!!! IS THIS THE END OF �THE DIAMOND STUD� NICK DIAMANTE???

Vic Canon - THIS ENTIRE ARENA IS SHAKING!!!! WHAT�S GONNA HAPPEN HERE?????

Eddie Sensation - STAY IN THERE NICK!!!!!!!! PLEASE!!!!!!! FIGHT IT!!!!!!

Nick Diamante - ��..Chandler�.. you f*cking asshole�� I HATE�..you! [fighting to breath and speak at the same time]��� I��. I���. I HATE YOU!!!!������.. I RESPECT YOU, CAJUN!!!!!!!!!

The Informer - HE DID IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!! HE DID IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! NICK DIAMANTE JUST SAID I RESPECT YOU TO CHANDLER!!!!!!!!!!!! IT�S OVER!!!!!!!!!! IT�S OVER!!!!!!!

Vic Canon - WITH ONE EXPRESSION! 3 SIMPLE WORDS! THE END OF AN ERA IN THE EXTREME WRESTLING ASSOCIATION!!!!!!!!!! CLAYTON CHANDLER HAS PROVEN HIS SUPERIORITY OVER NICK DIAMANTE!!!!!!!!!! AND NICK DIAMANTE IS GONE FROM THE EXTREME WRESTLING ASSOCIATION ONCE AND FOR ALL!!!!!!!

Eddie Sensation - NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! HOW THE HELL????????

Chris Myers - THE WINNER OF THE �I RESPECT YOU!� MATCH������ CHAAAAAAANDLLLLLLERRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!!!

The Informer - IN ALL MY LIFE, I HAVE NEVER WITNESSED, NOR BEEN A PART OF SOMETHING SO ELECTRIC!!!!!!!!! WE�VE JUST WITNESSED THE END OF THE BIGGEST, BITTER, AND MOST BRUTAL RIVALRY I THINK PRO WRESTLING HAS EVER SEEN!!!!!! WE�VE WITNESSED THE END OF ONE SADISTIC MADMAN�S REIGN OF TERROR!!!!!! NICK DIAMANTE IS ALL BUT A STATISTIC NOW IN THE HISTORY OF THE EWA!!!!!!!! AND CHANDLER IS THE MAN WHO DID IT!!!!!!!! CHANDLER IS RESPONSIBLE FOR ENDING THE CAREER OF NICK DIAMANTE!!!!! BUT MORE IMPORTANTLY� HE�S GAINED THE RESPECT OF HIS MOST HATED RIVAL!!!!!! ALL HERE TONIGHT AT NO FEAR!!!!!! MY GOD, SOMETHING LIKE THIS ONLY HAPPENS ONCE IN A LIFETIME, AND I THINK WE WERE BLESSED TONIGHT!

Vic Canon - THIS PLACE IS FILLED WITH SO MUCH ENERGY!!! SO MUCH EMOTION!!!! THE FANS ARE GOING INSANE BECAUSE THEIR MAN DID THE UNTHINKABLE!!!!! CHANDLER HAS BEATEN THE RESPECT OUT OF DIAMANTE!!!

[Chandler struggles to climb to the second rope, but does, and raises one arm in a victorious feat of excellence!]

Eddie Sensation - I CAN�T BELIEVE THIS!!! IS NICK ALRIGHT??? HE HASN�T MOVED AN INCH SINCE THE MATCH ENDED! GET SOME MEDICAL HELP IN THERE FOR HIM!!!

The Informer - CHANDLER IS GOING OUTSIDE TO GREET HIS FAMILY� HIS PARENTS IN ATTENDANCE, AND HIS FRIENDS!! WHAT A GLORIOUS MOMENT THIS IS!!!!

Vic Canon - A BIG HUG FROM MOM AND DAD AFTER A VERY STRENUOUS NIGHT!!! CHANDLER HAD THE UNBELIEVABLE PRESSURE OF NOT FAILING IN FRONT OF THE ONES THAT LOVE HIM AND RESPECT HIM MOST! AND BARELY, JUST BARLEY� HE WAS ABLE TO DO IT! THAT MAN DESERVES ALL THE CREDIT AND ADULATIONS IN THE WORLD!

Eddie Sensation - Yeah, I�ll admit that he did it� he forced Diamante to say it� GOD! We�re never going to hear the end of this, are we?

The Informer - HEY! YOU�D BE GLOATING TOO IF �THE DIAMOND STUD� HAD ONE THIS MATCH! BUT UNFORTUNATELY, DIAMANTE NO LONGER HAS A JOB� NOR DOES HE HAVE THE ABILITY TO SAY THAT HE FORCED RESPECT OUT OF CHANDLER!

Vic Canon - CHANDLER IS WALKING BACK TO THE BACK, VICTORIOUS� AND ALL THESE FANS ARE CHEERING THEIR HOMETOWN HERO FOR AN UNBELIEVABLE EFFORT!! THERE�S NO DOUBT THAT THIS WAS THE DEFINING MATCH IN BOTH MEN�S RESPECTIVE CAREERS!

Eddie Sensation - Look in the ring� Nick Diamante is sitting up� he�s slumped against the ropes that are holding him up, and he�s� my God�

[The camera takes a close-up view of Nick Diamante�s face. He is red with anger, filler with emotion, and actually crying uncontrollably and is in total shock! Chandler, in the aisle, turns around and stares right into the eyes of his fallen adversary�]

The Informer - My goodness� needless to say, Nick Diamante is shaken to the point of tears by the fact that his career just came to a thunderous and unexpected halt, at the hands of his most hatred rival ever!

Vic Canon - You�ve got to give credit where credit it due, fans! That man right there, Nick Diamante� he�s had a tremendous impact, not only on the Extreme Wrestling Association� BUT ON WRESTLING, PERIOD! Not many people liked him, but everyone respects him for what he has done in this business! IN THIS SPORT!

Eddie Sensation - And now it�s all over! Take a look at this final scene� Nick Diamante in the ring, staring down into the eyes of Chandler who�s in the middle of the aisle! You just know there�s some sort of respect there between them� BUT THE HATRED THEY WILL FOREVER SHARE FOR EACH OTHER� it�s unmatchable!

[The fans in Shreveport, Louisiana begin to throw all kinds of trash into the ring where Nick Diamante sits unwilling to break his view on Chandler. All kinds of plunder fills the ring; soft drinks, beer, empty popcorn containers... an overall sign of the hatred the fans have built up for Nick Diamante�]

The Informer - Normally, I wouldn�t condone these actions by the fans� but if you think about everything this man has done over the years to annoy them� to insult their intelligence� I have to break with tradition here, and say Nick Diamante� you deserve it! Fans, TAKE A LOOK AT YOUR WINNER!! CHANDLER HAS BEATEN THE RESPECT OUT OF NICK DIAMANTE, RIGHT HERE IN SHREVEPORT, LOUISIANA� RIGHT HERE AT NO FEAR! On an unbelievable night�. AN UNFORGETTABLE NIGHT, where history was made� for Eddie Sensation and Vic Canon� THANK YOU� FOR JOINING US� AT EWA NO FEAR! Goodnight everyone!

[The final shot is a priceless one. From behind Chandler�s back in the aisle, the camera picks up a shot of the ring being filled with an unbelievable amount of trash. Nick Diamante still sits in the ring with tears streaming down his face� undoubtedly the loser of tonight�s history-making �I RESPECT YOU!� match.]