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Thursday Night: 5/18/00

(New music to the EWA plays as PaiN and |)oo/\/\ walk down the ramp with a mic, and jump into the ring)

|)oo/\/\: Its time for a change in the ewa. We are here today to discuss something important

PaiN: We are calling out Fury, D'Lo, Crob and Soul Caliber

(D'Lo, Fury, Crob, and Soul Caliber walk down the ramp, trash talking |)oo/\/\ and PaiN)

D'Lo: What the hell do you punks want?

|)oo/\/\: We're going to kick your sorry asses to hell, right here, right now!

D'Lo: You think for a second, that you can beat us by yourselves?

(Impaler and Hurricane walk out behind Fury, D'Lo, Crob and Soul Caliber, and shoove them across the ring. |)oo/\/\, Impaler, PaiN, and Hurricane start kicking all there asses)

|)oo/\/\: (stomping D'Lo): Now you will know the change! A new stable has started.

(|)oo/\/\ and PaiN and Hurricane and Impaler each raise each others hand)

Impaler and Hurricane : Its called Hell's Rage!!! Hahaha!

PaiN: Get ready to be sent to hell AND back!

Hurricane : Especially you Fury, your going to hell for sure

PaiN: Anyone that gets in our way, we be sure to suffer! Because we are Hell's Rage!

::CROWD CHEERS::

|)oo/\/\: D'Lo, Crob, and all you peices of sh*t out there, you will bow down to the masters. We will rain supreme!

Hurricane: Hell Yeah

(Each of them perform their finnisher on someone, as the music of Hell's Rage plays, and the 4 exit the ring, with the crowd cheering)

Handicap Non-Title Match
Rob Van Dam vs. E. W. D.
Winner: Time:
Blizzard Flakes, Breakfast of champions. Get your Blizzard box today. Look for it in your Grocery Cereal Aisle.

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Hardcore Tag Team Match
If Undertaker loses, he is sent to the minors
Fury & Cerous Lakes
vs.
Undertaker & Soul Caliber
Winners: Fury & Cerous Lakes Time: 9:57
Pre match: After Fury and Ut had been announced Soul Caliber's music hits and he walks out with a microphone in hand.

Soul Caliber: Well we all know that Educator changed this match into a handicap match so UT if your willing may I too kick Fury's ass along side you?

UT: SC, I don't mind let's show the EWA what we're made of!

Just before the ref signals the bell, Cerous Lakes' music blares into the speaker as he too comes out with a mic in hand.

Cerous: I understand that this is supposed to have only 3 participants, but you see I hate the Educator and admire fury so I too will join this match as Fury's partner.

Fury: Cerous, I can't thank you enough because I would much rather be in the back than out here rasslin' these two overgrown apes.

Cerous then joins Fury as the match starts.

Match: this match started off in the hands of Fury and Cerous. Cerous went right after SC with a determined look in his eyes. Fury then casually walked over to Ut where he continued to hit UT numerous amounts of times. SC quickly attacked Fury for this and then he was double Power Bombed. UT came over to Cerous and delivered a nice punch on him which knocked him out of the ring. Fury was left stranded in the ring when all of a sudden Cerous comes in with a steel chair, and levels both UT and SC with it. UT stands up as though he hadn't been touched and chokeslams Cerous. Fury then delivers a Sambo Suplex to both SC and UT. Fury works the crowd while Cerous works UT and SC. Fury then gets special and gives Destiny to UT and while Cerous is handling SC Fury makes UT submit via the Ultimate Punching.

The Extreme Wrestling Association. 'Nuff said.

DooM plays WWF Wreslmania 2000.....why don't you? Get it today at any best buy, or video-game store!

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Singles Match
Reaper Of Devastation vs. Cerous Lakes
Winner: Time:

#1 Contendership for Extreme Title Match
Chris Jericho vs. Chris Benoit
Winner: Chris Jericho Time: 10:27
This match was a very entertaining match pitting two of the sport's greatest technical wrestlers in the ring. Benoit started off very strong and continued his pummeling on Y2J while Y2J sucked it in and took the pain. Eventually the tables turned as Jericho laid some very hard slaps on Benoit. This angered former EWA star and M.L. star, The Rock, who believe it or not came to help Benoit which we all thought he hated. Newcomer Jeff Hardy didn't agree to that so he too came out to help but in the corner of Y2J. Rock must've been thinking that if he did a good job in the run in then he'd be brought back up into the pros because he gave Jericho the beating of his life with 2 Rock Bottoms, and a People's Elbow! Jeff Hardy took Benoit out with a devastating neckbraker and climbed the ropes for a Swanton Bomb. After hitting that he and Rock spilled out around the ring and went at each other there, while this happened Jericho applied his trademark submission manuever , The Walls of Jericho, and took the victory out of Benoit's reach.

Handicap Match
Impact Joe vs. DooM & PaiN
Winner: Time:

Global Championship Match
Triple Threat
Last Man Standing
vs.
Winner: Time:


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