People and Words

Cherrel

Meghan, listen to me. This is very important. . . Don't count your eggs where you keep your pennies. And you have to tell your grandma. . . she needs to know not to count her eggs where she keeps her pennies.

uh, yeah. . . OOOK. . .

No, diahrrea is with too much water. Constipation is not enough. I've been constipated for a while, but I'm not going to the shitroom. I'll just suck my turtle-head in.

Jess

In reference to our fucked up schedule:

 And you'll have a higher priority over they do. So it won't be so bad! What?! What? I don't get it!

Neepa

 So? I have to do the two plus four. And then. .
Me: Right, two plus four is six. Now what are you talking about?
Bryan

 my door and bed is very much so open
right!

Niq

good and evil are nothing more than opposing ways of completing the same task.

DarkPool095 (julie's boy)

he was over and we were calling jeremy gay because of all the people in the room he was the only one who never had a girlfriend or sexand he says yeah that's why i have all lesbian porn on my pc my mom walks in the room and says you have all what porn on your pc i laughed so damn hard i fell out of my seat!

Raquel

in reference to our dumb ho of a waitress: "Damn, she's taking too slow!!"
About shrinking jeans: "Damn, those jeans shrinked slow. . . "

Margaret and Amanda

"Did you know that Lincoln really didn't cut down the apple tree?" -Amanda
"Um yeah, that's cuz it was Washington, and it was a cherry tree" -Margaret

Bassgdude16 ~ Anmars friend

"i think we make a perfect couple but u think i'm trouble so maybe thats why thats why u gave me da wrong number"
"some people say i am paranoid but i say i'm careful i choose my friends. i've been to the ICU i don't wanna go again"