The office party is tonight and I wasn't invited. Insane! I've been here for a year and a half and this is the thanks I get. No free booze, no opportunity to see my boss photocopying her ass, no mingling with the stiffs I communicate with via interoffice memo.
I was invited last year, but turned down the invitation. I wonder, did they blacklist me as a party-pooper and just spare themselves the cost of printing out another invitation?
I'm started to feel left out here, and more than slightly miffed. Doesn't matter that I can't attend anyway (I just started a part-time job in retail to supplement my measly salary). I was denied the option of denying them my honored presence! Anyway, I wrote an entire essay to this effect. And tomorrow, I'm blasting my radio with some pumping beats to bring out the lovely after-effects of a night of heavy drinking.
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