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Crazy Russians (part II) |
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Click on a thumbnail to see the larger image. |
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A clogged toilet = blackmail photos: |
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It was a general consensus in my old apartment that our toilet kept getting clogged because my old roommate was constantly taking massive dumps. He would often walk in the living room with a stack of porno mags and ask if anyone had to use the bathroom because he would probably be in there for about an hour. Taking a crap was a really big deal to him. It was his inspiration for writing an entire black metal album. |
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One day, the toilet got so clogged that it we couldn't use it. This was rather unpleasant, and my roommate and I went on an adventure to Spag's to find anything that would possibly unclog the thing. First, there was the cheap "snake" type instrument in the picture above. Since that didn't work, he took it upon himself to use his bare hands (okay... He was wearing rubber gloves), thinking he could simply reach his hand down and remove the clog. I'm not sure how he thought that wouldn't have a disgusting result. You can see the photo of that below. |
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Of course, none of this worked, and we ended up pouring some industrial strength drain opener in the toilet. That stuff didn't work, either, but it had an interesting red color that looked like blood. I got him to pose, pretending to urinate (No... He isn't ACTUALLY peeing in these pictures. His pants are completely on... nothing indecent that could possibly get me in trouble with my web host.) |
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I did a good job getting the angle right, though. The pictures look pretty convincing, so just for a while... pretend like he really is peeing blood. Just so you know, he was singing the Frank Zappa song, "Why does it hurt when I pee?" during this entire ordeal. I told him I would post these on the internet, too. I bet he didn't think I would do it. It's okay. There are worse pictures of him online, but I don't know where they are. I wish I did, though. They would be funny to see. |
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*These pictures are mine. If you steal them, I will hunt you down. In other words: COPYRIGHT |
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