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THE TOWNIE PAGE OF DOOOOOOM |
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Basically, this page slags off Townies, if youre a townie, start rubbing those twin brain cells of yours to try and think of a name to call me! |
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1st thing with Townies, WHO DO THEY THINK THEY ARE? I mean, they hang around on street corners, just being twats and shouting at each other, like the other day:
Townie 1: HEY MARK, YOU SEEN HAYLEIGH?
Townie 2: NO DAVE, I THINK SHES WITH JASON
etc....
now, this stimlulating convo was taken part by 2 townies, about 200 yards apart.
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Next thing: Townie T.V (or Townie Music Channels) why are the programs on there always called something like Phat Beats, or Toons for da Laideeeeez. Its not funny, and its certainly not clever, so stop it, before I come round and give you a face adjustment.
Also on townie t.v is crap music, have you heard the new milkshake song? A song about milkshakes attracting blokes! How bloody stupid, and that Blu Cantrell (she cant spell either, see!) song- Breathe with some bloke. Dear me its crap. |
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Townie Fashions! Burberry is not cool everybody! My grandma used to wear it back in her day! Also, flares were worn by hippies in the 1960s and NOW you think theyre cool? Youve got a lot of catching up to do. What about those stupid stupid hats townies wear? And then they wear hoodies over them! Is that in case your poor quality hat you nicked from a market stall leaks? Or just insulation for your small brain? |
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Townie Jokes time:
What do you call a Townie in a box?
Innit
Townie with a seatbelt on?
Safe!
Townie in a filing cabinet?
Sorted!
A smelly Townie?
BO
A smelly Townie choosing things?
The BO selecta
A Townie in a bus shelter?
Home
A Townie with a Hammer?
Bangin |
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